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[Sconch]

Sooooo my no drinking & no smoking streak has been broken. Yet another wake tonight, this time for a GF at work whose dad passed. As I'm walking into the funeral home she's walking out and says have a drink and smoke with me. What am I going to say?Also, twice today I had chicks say they knew some place. The second was my first visit to a podiatrist to which my wife referred me to. I roached the heels of my feet pretty bad with all of the exercizin' I've been doing. Anyhow, I'm laying there and as he sensually examined my dogs he remarks how Mrs. SLB talks a lot. "Oh I know" I reply. He then says "look how much longer, wow, a whole lot longer this toe (the one next to Sgt. Hulka) is! This is why you're the boss and probably thirst for power." In other news:Flashback to a couple of weeks ago and I was teaching Cal what a rat is and how he should never be a rat. That's it. I was just sick and tired of the constant tattle telling on his little brother. So him and another kid in his class are ####### around in aftercare this afternoon, still not sure what, and some kid says he's telling on them. So Cal grabs the kid by the neck with both hands and says if you rat, I'll strangle you. Can't wait to talk to the principal tomorrow. Thank God there are only 7 more days of school left. Before anybody rolls their Jump To Conclusions mat out, I don't watch television other than sports/history/nature in front of the kids, so he didn't get that from a program or movie I was watching. I honestly just believe it's in our genes. Sort of my go to move too. FMLI'm going to go taste some B/buds on my back porch now.

Teach him to say "snitches get stitches" and make the knife across the throat gesture.

 

[Sconch]

Speaking of busting kids...I caught this girl texting in class today. It's the same girl that didn't know what a country club was.

I saw that she had her phone sticking half way out of her jacket pocket so I just waited. Sure enough I could see her making obvious texting-type motions behind her bag that was on her lap.

I said "Kara!" and she scrambled to shove the phone into her bag. Then I told her "I'm going to write you a detention for using your phone in class."

Her: But I wasn't. I swear.

Me: Kara, I saw you.

Her: No you didn't. I don't even have my phone out.

Me: OK, I'll make you a deal. If you take you phone out right now and show me that you haven't sent any texts in the last 20 minutes I won't write you up.

So now she goes through this charade of acting like she's trying to find her phone in her bag. This goes on for a minute or so and she says "I can't find it."

Me: That's too bad. I'm writing you up. (and I start writing the detention slip)

Her: That's not fair.

Me: Yeah it is. And Iknow I warned you at least once this year about having your phone out.

Her: But I didn't have it out this time.

Me: So you're trying to tell me that you've never texted in my class?

Her: Well..yeah I have but not this time.

Me: OK, I'll just write you the detention for the time you just admitted to.

The class cracks up and I feel like a big man for making a 14 year old girl look stupid(er)

 

[SofaKings]

Sooooo my no drinking & no smoking streak has been broken. Yet another wake tonight, this time for a GF at work whose dad passed. As I'm walking into the funeral home she's walking out and says have a drink and smoke with me. What am I going to say?Also, twice today I had chicks say they knew some place. The second was my first visit to a podiatrist to which my wife referred me to. I roached the heels of my feet pretty bad with all of the exercizin' I've been doing. Anyhow, I'm laying there and as he sensually examined my dogs he remarks how Mrs. SLB talks a lot. "Oh I know" I reply. He then says "look how much longer, wow, a whole lot longer this toe (the one next to Sgt. Hulka) is! This is why you're the boss and probably thirst for power." In other news:Flashback to a couple of weeks ago and I was teaching Cal what a rat is and how he should never be a rat. That's it. I was just sick and tired of the constant tattle telling on his little brother. So him and another kid in his class are ####### around in aftercare this afternoon, still not sure what, and some kid says he's telling on them. So Cal grabs the kid by the neck with both hands and says if you rat, I'll strangle you. Can't wait to talk to the principal tomorrow. Thank God there are only 7 more days of school left. Before anybody rolls their Jump To Conclusions mat out, I don't watch television other than sports/history/nature in front of the kids, so he didn't get that from a program or movie I was watching. I honestly just believe it's in our genes. Sort of my go to move too. FMLI'm going to go taste some B/buds on my back porch now.

Teach him to say "snitches get stitches" and make the knife across the throat gesture.

Never to early to start.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sooooo my no drinking & no smoking streak has been broken. Yet another wake tonight, this time for a GF at work whose dad passed. As I'm walking into the funeral home she's walking out and says have a drink and smoke with me. What am I going to say?Also, twice today I had chicks say they knew some place. The second was my first visit to a podiatrist to which my wife referred me to. I roached the heels of my feet pretty bad with all of the exercizin' I've been doing. Anyhow, I'm laying there and as he sensually examined my dogs he remarks how Mrs. SLB talks a lot. "Oh I know" I reply. He then says "look how much longer, wow, a whole lot longer this toe (the one next to Sgt. Hulka) is! This is why you're the boss and probably thirst for power." In other news:Flashback to a couple of weeks ago and I was teaching Cal what a rat is and how he should never be a rat. That's it. I was just sick and tired of the constant tattle telling on his little brother. So him and another kid in his class are ####### around in aftercare this afternoon, still not sure what, and some kid says he's telling on them. So Cal grabs the kid by the neck with both hands and says if you rat, I'll strangle you. Can't wait to talk to the principal tomorrow. Thank God there are only 7 more days of school left. Before anybody rolls their Jump To Conclusions mat out, I don't watch television other than sports/history/nature in front of the kids, so he didn't get that from a program or movie I was watching. I honestly just believe it's in our genes. Sort of my go to move too. FMLI'm going to go taste some B/buds on my back porch now.

Teach him to say "snitches get stitches" and make the knife across the throat gesture.

Yeah, that would be bad. Up until now he's never laid a hand on another kid. Well other than his brother who deserves almost ev

 

[Sconch]

Sooooo my no drinking & no smoking streak has been broken. Yet another wake tonight, this time for a GF at work whose dad passed. As I'm walking into the funeral home she's walking out and says have a drink and smoke with me. What am I going to say?Also, twice today I had chicks say they knew some place. The second was my first visit to a podiatrist to which my wife referred me to. I roached the heels of my feet pretty bad with all of the exercizin' I've been doing. Anyhow, I'm laying there and as he sensually examined my dogs he remarks how Mrs. SLB talks a lot. "Oh I know" I reply. He then says "look how much longer, wow, a whole lot longer this toe (the one next to Sgt. Hulka) is! This is why you're the boss and probably thirst for power." In other news:Flashback to a couple of weeks ago and I was teaching Cal what a rat is and how he should never be a rat. That's it. I was just sick and tired of the constant tattle telling on his little brother. So him and another kid in his class are ####### around in aftercare this afternoon, still not sure what, and some kid says he's telling on them. So Cal grabs the kid by the neck with both hands and says if you rat, I'll strangle you. Can't wait to talk to the principal tomorrow. Thank God there are only 7 more days of school left. Before anybody rolls their Jump To Conclusions mat out, I don't watch television other than sports/history/nature in front of the kids, so he didn't get that from a program or movie I was watching. I honestly just believe it's in our genes. Sort of my go to move too. FMLI'm going to go taste some B/buds on my back porch now.

Teach him to say "snitches get stitches" and make the knife across the throat gesture.

Yeah, that would be bad. Up until now he's never laid a hand on another kid. Well other than his brother who deserves almost ev

Sounds like Cal and the other boys in afterschool care need to throw the Narc a little blanket party.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sooooo my no drinking & no smoking streak has been broken. Yet another wake tonight, this time for a GF at work whose dad passed. As I'm walking into the funeral home she's walking out and says have a drink and smoke with me. What am I going to say?Also, twice today I had chicks say they knew some place. The second was my first visit to a podiatrist to which my wife referred me to. I roached the heels of my feet pretty bad with all of the exercizin' I've been doing. Anyhow, I'm laying there and as he sensually examined my dogs he remarks how Mrs. SLB talks a lot. "Oh I know" I reply. He then says "look how much longer, wow, a whole lot longer this toe (the one next to Sgt. Hulka) is! This is why you're the boss and probably thirst for power." In other news:Flashback to a couple of weeks ago and I was teaching Cal what a rat is and how he should never be a rat. That's it. I was just sick and tired of the constant tattle telling on his little brother. So him and another kid in his class are ####### around in aftercare this afternoon, still not sure what, and some kid says he's telling on them. So Cal grabs the kid by the neck with both hands and says if you rat, I'll strangle you. Can't wait to talk to the principal tomorrow. Thank God there are only 7 more days of school left. Before anybody rolls their Jump To Conclusions mat out, I don't watch television other than sports/history/nature in front of the kids, so he didn't get that from a program or movie I was watching. I honestly just believe it's in our genes. Sort of my go to move too. FMLI'm going to go taste some B/buds on my back porch now.

Teach him to say "snitches get stitches" and make the knife across the throat gesture.

Yeah, that would be bad. Up until now he's never laid a hand on another kid. Well other than his brother who deserves almost ev

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sounds like Cal and the other boys in afterschool care need to throw the Narc a little blanket party.

and at Kara too. Wait until she marries one of your boys.

 

[SofaKings]

Sounds like Cal and the other boys in afterschool care need to throw the Narc a little blanket party.

and at Kara too. Wait until she marries one of your boys.

Wait until the principal calls you in to explain the Code Red.

 

[Sconch]

Sounds like Cal and the other boys in afterschool care need to throw the Narc a little blanket party.

and at Kara too. Wait until she marries one of your boys.

oh god no

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sounds like Cal and the other boys in afterschool care need to throw the Narc a little blanket party.

and at Kara too. Wait until she marries one of your boys.

Wait until the principal calls you in to explain the Code Red.

Last year I bought his teacher and every gal in the office a dozen roses. I was considering skipping some people this year since he has been incident free for awhile.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sounds like Cal and the other boys in afterschool care need to throw the Narc a little blanket party.

and at Kara too. Wait until she marries one of your boys.

oh god no

or you

 

[Sconch]

Sounds like Cal and the other boys in afterschool care need to throw the Narc a little blanket party.

and at Kara too. Wait until she marries one of your boys.

oh god no

or you

Like I always say..."my 2nd wife is in middle school somewhere right now" but it ain't this girl.

 

[KGB]

Sounds like Cal and the other boys in afterschool care need to throw the Narc a little blanket party.

and at Kara too. Wait until she marries one of your boys.

Wait until the principal calls you in to explain the Code Red.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sounds like Cal and the other boys in afterschool care need to throw the Narc a little blanket party.

and at Kara too. Wait until she marries one of your boys.

oh god no

or you

Like I always say..."my 2nd wife is in middle school somewhere right now" but it ain't this girl.

So you have somebody in mind?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've only seen glimpses of the past 10 pages or so but...



Some of the best in the thread

I know no one cares about softball here, but we played a team tonight that got one hit. Cue Harry Doyle...One goodam hit? They fouled off 11 and missed 3 others. That's 14 "strikeouts" in one game...in freaking softball

Sorry, had to share. It was pathetic

 

[Shutterbug]

April 17th was my last contact with female private parts. I don't even want to speculate when my next visit south of the equator will be...

April 29th for me....who hits paydirt first? Taking bets.

Why on earth for? I am not allowed to, per doctor's orders. I am hoping Monday he says okay, go play.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sooooo my no drinking & no smoking streak has been broken. Yet another wake tonight, this time for a GF at work whose dad passed. As I'm walking into the funeral home she's walking out and says have a drink and smoke with me. What am I going to say?Also, twice today I had chicks say they knew some place. The second was my first visit to a podiatrist to which my wife referred me to. I roached the heels of my feet pretty bad with all of the exercizin' I've been doing. Anyhow, I'm laying there and as he sensually examined my dogs he remarks how Mrs. SLB talks a lot. "Oh I know" I reply. He then says "look how much longer, wow, a whole lot longer this toe (the one next to Sgt. Hulka) is! This is why you're the boss and probably thirst for power." In other news:Flashback to a couple of weeks ago and I was teaching Cal what a rat is and how he should never be a rat. That's it. I was just sick and tired of the constant tattle telling on his little brother. So him and another kid in his class are ####### around in aftercare this afternoon, still not sure what, and some kid says he's telling on them. So Cal grabs the kid by the neck with both hands and says if you rat, I'll strangle you. Can't wait to talk to the principal tomorrow. Thank God there are only 7 more days of school left. Before anybody rolls their Jump To Conclusions mat out, I don't watch television other than sports/history/nature in front of the kids, so he didn't get that from a program or movie I was watching. I honestly just believe it's in our genes. Sort of my go to move too. FMLI'm going to go taste some B/buds on my back porch now.

Teach him to say "snitches get stitches" and make the knife across the throat gesture.

Yeah, that would be bad. Up until now he's never laid a hand on another kid. Well other than his brother who deserves almost ev

not sure what happened hereWell other than his brother who deserves almost everything he has coming to him because he knows how to get Cal upset. Thankfully Cal has never been in any kind of physical altercations with other kids, he just isn't physical like that. I got about an hour of sleep last night thinking about this and the e-mail from the principal at 6:30 this morning made me want to try speedballs. Thankfully, the e-mail was about the school yearbook. I was just sic about the victim more than anything, not that Cal hurt the kid. I talked to my son about it this morning and how he learned to choke somebody like that and he just shrugged. We had a long talk and I think we are good. The "good" news is the kid he grabbed by the neck is in the 4th grade so I doubt it was anything too crazy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm still getting used to this Facebook thing.

Oliver, Krista<hey

 

[Tiger Fan]

Speaking of busting kids...I caught this girl texting in class today. It's the same girl that didn't know what a country club was.I saw that she had her phone sticking half way out of her jacket pocket so I just waited. Sure enough I could see her making obvious texting-type motions behind her bag that was on her lap.I said "Kara!" and she scrambled to shove the phone into her bag. Then I told her "I'm going to write you a detention for using your phone in class."Her: But I wasn't. I swear.Me: Kara, I saw you.Her: No you didn't. I don't even have my phone out.Me: OK, I'll make you a deal. If you take you phone out right now and show me that you haven't sent any texts in the last 20 minutes I won't write you up.So now she goes through this charade of acting like she's trying to find her phone in her bag. This goes on for a minute or so and she says "I can't find it."Me: That's too bad. I'm writing you up. (and I start writing the detention slip)Her: That's not fair. Me: Yeah it is. And Iknow I warned you at least once this year about having your phone out.Her: But I didn't have it out this time.Me: So you're trying to tell me that you've never texted in my class?Her: Well..yeah I have but not this time.Me: OK, I'll just write you the detention for the time you just admitted to.The class cracks up and I feel like a big man for making a 14 year old girl look stupid(er)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

April 17th was my last contact with female private parts. I don't even want to speculate when my next visit south of the equator will be...

April 29th for me....who hits paydirt first? Taking bets.

Why on earth for? I am not allowed to, per doctor's orders. I am hoping Monday he says okay, go play.

?

 

[Gadzooks]

I've only seen glimpses of the past 10 pages or so but... Some of the best in the thread

x 100

 

[Hawks64]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Diagram here: http://we-vibe.com/about-we-vibe

Oh no freaking way. E-mail to Mrs. SLB sent.

reply:

Not for a hundred dollars

She'll expect me to lie. Anybody got a coupon or maybe a used one?

The one I got was $20. Can't imagine the ChipClip is 5x better.

There has been a large uptick in the frequency since the ChipClip was purchased.

 

[Gadzooks]

April 17th was my last contact with female private parts. I don't even want to speculate when my next visit south of the equator will be...

April 29th for me....who hits paydirt first? Taking bets.

Hhhmmm.... This seems similar to the Shuke/GM eat off challenge. And I know the entertainment value of that challenge was enhanced by including pictures.

 

[Stoneys]

April 17th was my last contact with female private parts. I don't even want to speculate when my next visit south of the equator will be...

April 29th for me....who hits paydirt first? Taking bets.

Hhhmmm.... This seems similar to the Shuke/GM eat off challenge. And I know the entertainment value of that challenge was enhanced by including pictures.

 

[Frostillicus]

The Jaws episode of Phineas and Ferb is one of the best episodes of any TV show in the last 5 years.

FACT.

 

[Disco Stu]

Hate Stu. Lots.

I did my Bogartesque time. Just taking advantage of my freedom since then.

 

[Frostillicus]

Hey New York people - as part of a trip my brother and I are taking my dad to see a game at Yankee Stadium on the labor day weekend. We are driving in that morning, the game is at 1pm, and our flight out the next morning is from JFK at 11am (and I will be returning the car when we arrive in New York so all transportation will be by taxi/subway).

What would be the best area to get a hotel room in balancing out distance from JFK, distance from the stadium, and things to do in NYC after the game (dinner, bars, etc.)?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Funny book coming out for all of those with little ones.

Go the #### to Sleep

The owls fly forth from the treetops.

Through the air, they soar and they sweep.

A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love

For real, shut the #### up and sleep.

The cubs and the lions are snoring,

Wrapped in a big snuggly heap.

You're cute as hell and smart as ####

But why in the #### won't you sleep?

 

[gollum]

The Jaws episode of Phineas and Ferb is one of the best episodes of any TV show in the last 5 years.FACT.

Phineas and Ferb simply rules

 

[Exit 1]

I like this song.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Not sure how long this will last, but - Impact the Rapture has on FF

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Holy crap, we have somebody "very interested" in our house. So much so they are wondering how much we would want for the washer and dryer. No offer yet though.

They want to walk through it again Monday at 11:00. AM I think. Probably should have asked.

 

[Exit 1]

Holy crap, we have somebody "very interested" in our house. So much so they are wondering how much we would want for the washer and dryer. No offer yet though.

They want to walk through it again Monday at 11:00. AM I think. Probably should have asked.

Good luck.Do you know where you are moving to? Are you just going to rent a house for a little while?

 

[kevzilla]

Holy crap, we have somebody "very interested" in our house. So much so they are wondering how much we would want for the washer and dryer. No offer yet though.

They want to walk through it again Monday at 11:00. AM I think. Probably should have asked.

If they want to walk through it at 11:00PM...you're being robbed.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

swimming class?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

swimming class?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

swimming class?

Part of PE? We swam every day for like four weeks or so.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

swimming class?

Part of PE? We swam every day for like four weeks or so.

LOOK AT ME MY HIGH SCHOOL HAD A NADATORIUM

 

[Sconch]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

swimming class?

Part of PE? We swam every day for like four weeks or so.

Never had swimming class but when I was in HS back during the Gilded Age we had to dress-out for class and shower afterward. Everybody had their junk on display.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

swimming class?

Part of PE? We swam every day for like four weeks or so.

never heard of swimming class in high school. we didn't have a pool anyway.

 

[Drifter]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

swimming class?

Part of PE? We swam every day for like four weeks or so.

never heard of swimming class in high school. we didn't have a pool anyway.

We had swimming as a mandatory PE segment. Pool was in the basement of one of the buildings. Nothing very fancy about it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

swimming class?

Part of PE? We swam every day for like four weeks or so.

never heard of swimming class in high school. we didn't have a pool anyway.

It was great. There was actually a lot of goofing off, involved. Splash-fights, chicken-fights, water polo, and of course a lot of hot chicks in swimsuits. Our PE teacher was also a serious perv. For the chicks, thankfully.But everyone went all-towel in the lockerroom. Wasn't even a question. Maybe Northern CA = secretly uptight?

 

[Frostillicus]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

swimming class?

Part of PE? We swam every day for like four weeks or so.

never heard of swimming class in high school. we didn't have a pool anyway.

It was great. There was actually a lot of goofing off, involved. Splash-fights, chicken-fights, water polo, and of course a lot of hot chicks in swimsuits. Our PE teacher was also a serious perv. For the chicks, thankfully.But everyone went all-towel in the lockerroom. Wasn't even a question. Maybe Northern CA = secretly uptight?

We were all toweled covered as well. And swimming class was great. The last 15 minutes or so was always "free time" so the smart boys would always grab the googles and swim masks and just swim around staring at chicks from all kinds of interesting angles.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

Look at this ####### guy!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Holy crap, we have somebody "very interested" in our house. So much so they are wondering how much we would want for the washer and dryer. No offer yet though.

They want to walk through it again Monday at 11:00. AM I think. Probably should have asked.

Good luck.Do you know where you are moving to? Are you just going to rent a house for a little while?

We've been looking online for about a year now so we have some places picked out but they are all over the place. Right now I'm really selling myself on Chesterfield. It sucks because you have to pay about 35% more for the a house comparable to the St. Peter's/Dardenne Prairie area plus the traffic is horrid too. On the plus side they have the best schools, it's a solid long term investment and I really want to stay on this side of the river and closer to downtown. I guess we'll see.

Holy crap, we have somebody "very interested" in our house. So much so they are wondering how much we would want for the washer and dryer. No offer yet though.

They want to walk through it again Monday at 11:00. AM I think. Probably should have asked.

If they want to walk through it at 11:00PM...you're being robbed.

Hopefully not of my ### virginity.

 

[Sconch]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

swimming class?

Part of PE? We swam every day for like four weeks or so.

never heard of swimming class in high school. we didn't have a pool anyway.

It was great. There was actually a lot of goofing off, involved. Splash-fights, chicken-fights, water polo, and of course a lot of hot chicks in swimsuits. Our PE teacher was also a serious perv. For the chicks, thankfully.But everyone went all-towel in the lockerroom. Wasn't even a question. Maybe Northern CA = secretly uptight?

Not if they had coed swimming in PE.

 

[shuke]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

Look at this ####### guy!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

swimming class?

Part of PE? We swam every day for like four weeks or so.

never heard of swimming class in high school. we didn't have a pool anyway.

It was great. There was actually a lot of goofing off, involved. Splash-fights, chicken-fights, water polo, and of course a lot of hot chicks in swimsuits. Our PE teacher was also a serious perv. For the chicks, thankfully.But everyone went all-towel in the lockerroom. Wasn't even a question. Maybe Northern CA = secretly uptight?

Not if they had coed swimming in PE.

My "bank" was equivalent to the vault at the Bellagio after New Year's Eve.

 

[Sconch]

When you guys had swimming class in high school, did everyone cover up with towels when they changed, or did people have their ####s out?

swimming class?

Part of PE? We swam every day for like four weeks or so.

never heard of swimming class in high school. we didn't have a pool anyway.

It was great. There was actually a lot of goofing off, involved. Splash-fights, chicken-fights, water polo, and of course a lot of hot chicks in swimsuits. Our PE teacher was also a serious perv. For the chicks, thankfully.But everyone went all-towel in the lockerroom. Wasn't even a question. Maybe Northern CA = secretly uptight?

Not if they had coed swimming in PE.

My "bank" was equivalent to the vault at the Bellagio after New Year's Eve.

Chinese acrobat hiding in a money cart?