GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Idiot Boxer]

No longer depressed or drunk, but still dealing with Job-like levels of ####. Things looking up, however.

Can you Cliff note it for us, GB? You're in the trust tree.

I'll give a full rundown in a couple of days when the dust settles. I'm sure it will fail to live up to expectations.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

No longer depressed or drunk, but still dealing with Job-like levels of ####. Things looking up, however.

Can you Cliff note it for us, GB? You're in the trust tree.

I'll give a full rundown in a couple of days when the dust settles. I'm sure it will fail to live up to expectations.

glllll gb. Thoprawishes and ####.

 

[Sconch]

Cat Shirt Bob sporting not one, but two knee braces... and zero cat shirts on his walk.

He looked like some sort of non-cat shirt wearing cyborg.

 

[urbanhack]

Pin it?

Sure. There's enough guys that want to believe she's something she isn't. E10 is more of a home wrecker than any girl I've ever been associated with.

Hey coward....good to see you posting only when you've had some liquid courage in you.GFY

I'm not like you, Jeffy. I'm not a passive-aggressive drunk who is battling depression. Good luck with your fight

 

[mr. furley]

Pin it?

Sure. There's enough guys that want to believe she's something she isn't. E10 is more of a home wrecker than any girl I've ever been associated with.

Hey coward....good to see you posting only when you've had some liquid courage in you.GFY

Aww damn, I gave off the wrong impression. I'm not like you, Jeffy. I'm not a passive-aggressive drunk who is battling depression. Good luck with your fight and I'm sorry if you got it in your head that booze is my answer. Stick in there, kid.

i'm starting to come around

 

[-fish-]

Late report from our fishing/golf tournament. After a really cold/rainy spring, this was the first really nice weekend we've had, plus there was an annual parade/festival downtown so everyone was out.

We fished in the morning and then tied up at the dock of our favorite bar for the weigh-in. The dock and outside deck are packed. On the way out, I went to shove off the boat, lost my balance a bit and tried to steady myself on the downrigger, which snapped off. I go in the drink in front of hundreds of people. Then after dragging my fat wet ### back onto the dock, I have to dive back in to get the downrigger. People on the deck cheering the whole time.

Worst part was that my phone was in my pocket. It's done.

Won the tournament, though.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So it's Katie's 27th birthday on Sunday. Anyone got any ideas for a present? I do pretty well in the gift department...but all my ideas were stolen by the freaking wedding registry. Is it bad form to do a spa gift certificate for the 2nd year in a row?

I'm on sat delay here, and I realize I missed the deadline, but if nobody suggested the gift of freedom for both of you, let me toss that into the ring as a thought for an early wedding present.

Oops, it was her 28th I went with a night of culture right before our wedding. A nice dinner out and tickets to see Jersey Boys the day before she heads out for a week of wedding detail finalizing. Pretty sure I passed

 

[Thorn]

It's been quite awhile since the last Implosion.

 

[General Malaise]

how much weight have you gained so far?

 

[General Malaise]

Circle of Strength was supposed to last half an hour and took 1.5 hours. What a ####### brutal disease.I almost forgot that I save a chick in our group from getting bit by a really big copperhead today when we were walking through a nature trail. She didn't even see it. I pulled her out of the way right before she was about to step on it. I was going to take a pic but I've been bitten by a copperhead before and wanted nothing to do with it.

Have you told this story before? I'd be intersted in hearing it. I don't know anybody that's been bitten by a poisonous snake.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

It's been quite awhile since the last Implosion.

It kind of feels out of place here. It's like someone trying to start a mosh pit in a Buddhist temple.Go to :e:, Doug!

 

[General Malaise]

No longer depressed or drunk, but still dealing with Job-like levels of ####. Things looking up, however.

Sorry, GB. Hope things start picking up for you. Being depressed sucks almost as bad as being cyber attacked by the Imp.

 

[Sconch]

Late report from our fishing/golf tournament. After a really cold/rainy spring, this was the first really nice weekend we've had, plus there was an annual parade/festival downtown so everyone was out.We fished in the morning and then tied up at the dock of our favorite bar for the weigh-in. The dock and outside deck are packed. On the way out, I went to shove off the boat, lost my balance a bit and tried to steady myself on the downrigger, which snapped off. I go in the drink in front of hundreds of people. Then after dragging my fat wet ### back onto the dock, I have to dive back in to get the downrigger. People on the deck cheering the whole time.Worst part was that my phone was in my pocket. It's done. Won the tournament, though.

So how much did you weigh?

 

[-fish-]

Late report from our fishing/golf tournament. After a really cold/rainy spring, this was the first really nice weekend we've had, plus there was an annual parade/festival downtown so everyone was out.

We fished in the morning and then tied up at the dock of our favorite bar for the weigh-in. The dock and outside deck are packed. On the way out, I went to shove off the boat, lost my balance a bit and tried to steady myself on the downrigger, which snapped off. I go in the drink in front of hundreds of people. Then after dragging my fat wet ### back onto the dock, I have to dive back in to get the downrigger. People on the deck cheering the whole time.

Worst part was that my phone was in my pocket. It's done.

Won the tournament, though.

So how much did you weigh?

boatloads

 

[Sconch]

Last "duty" day at school. No kids, just teachers. I'm already checked out and done for the year but I can't leave until noon since that is contractual. I can't believe they want me to be at work until I'm scheduled to get off. Bunch of fascists.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cat Shirt Bob sporting not one, but two knee braces... and zero cat shirts on his walk.

He looked like some sort of non-cat shirt wearing cyborg.

Day 1Almost to the finish line day 2. This was on top of a big hill where you could see the last at least the last 1.5 miles we just walked and there wasn't a person to in sight. Of course I paid for it with my knees. Alcohol of course wasn't allowed (rules are for suckers) but a lot of heat and couple of beers is great for a cheap buzz. Which BTW, yesterday while we were walking one of the gals says "you are such a stud being able to do all 50" and I replied "yeah, and I was drinking vodka all day Friday". Mrs. SLB was NOT happy.

Day 3

how much weight have you gained so far?

Thanks for being there for me this weekend GB.

Circle of Strength was supposed to last half an hour and took 1.5 hours. What a ####### brutal disease.

I almost forgot that I save a chick in our group from getting bit by a really big copperhead today when we were walking through a nature trail. She didn't even see it. I pulled her out of the way right before she was about to step on it. I was going to take a pic but I've been bitten by a copperhead before and wanted nothing to do with it.

Have you told this story before? I'd be intersted in hearing it. I don't know anybody that's been bitten by a poisonous snake.

I don't think so. I gotta run but will fill you in later.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't know what the guy in stall next to me had for breakfast/lunch, but his poop smelled delicious.

 

[General Malaise]

Ran 10 miles yesterday with a bunch of hills tossed into the mix. Still fat. FML.

 

[Grahamburn]

Wait, she doesn't really look like Betty Boop?!

 

[Sconch]

cheap buzz.

Backstage at the Missouri Eastern Correctional Center's staging of Disney's "The Little Mermaid".

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Almost to the finish line day 2.

nice traps, stud!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

cheap buzz.

Backstage at the Missouri Eastern Correctional Center's staging of Disney's "The Little Mermaid".

He'd make a better Sebastian imo.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Spoiler

*fart noise*

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Oh dear gawd.Hey, look at me...I'm a fat housewife who cybers with strangers and acts like I have all the answers. I also keep records on everyone I talk to so I can spread gossip to others behind their back. E10>> You will always have a group that supports you because they don't like me. If only they knew that you've been a cheater for years...or maybe they will stop to think that what you do online is actually cheating. You took it upon yourself to try to decide who I should be with once upon a time and now fate stepped in and that which was toxic is now in my arms.You are a cancer. I'm sorry I ever showed you this board. I have forgiven almost everyone who has done me wrong in life...the "almost" is because I hope you suffer. You are a worthless piece of skin and I/we have taken abuse long enough that now it's your turn. You have lied long enough. You have told enough stories that people will now see as lies. All it will take is for one person to go back and review anything you have said about your "happy marriage" and realize you have been a lying cunt for oh so many years.I apologize to anyone who wants to believe E10 is some sort of "hot chick" but let's be real...she's fat. For all the crap I take (and deserve)...the one thing no one can ever take from me is my taste in women. E10 is a fat chick who plays online guys to make her life seem better (hey look, she did that to hide her crappy marriage) and she doesn't care who she steps on to gain trust.It amuses me how I've been accused of always defending women but when I call out the Newfie Sow, people want to think I hate women. I admit my mistake was allowing this fat slob to know what was going on in my life. If I could go back and change one thing, it would be to cut this moose out of my life.I made the mistake of trusting her.I don't feel sorry for anyone who trusts E10 after this point. She will tell your secrets to anyone if she thinks she can use your stories to get ahead.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Cat Shirt Bob sporting not one, but two knee braces... and zero cat shirts on his walk.

He looked like some sort of non-cat shirt wearing cyborg.

Day 1Almost to the finish line day 2. This was on top of a big hill where you could see the last at least the last 1.5 miles we just walked and there wasn't a person to in sight. Of course I paid for it with my knees. Alcohol of course wasn't allowed (rules are for suckers) but a lot of heat and couple of beers is great for a cheap buzz. Which BTW, yesterday while we were walking one of the gals says "you are such a stud being able to do all 50" and I replied "yeah, and I was drinking vodka all day Friday". Mrs. SLB was NOT happy.

Day 3

how much weight have you gained so far?

Thanks for being there for me this weekend GB.

 

[Early_10]

So it's Katie's 27th birthday on Sunday. Anyone got any ideas for a present? I do pretty well in the gift department...but all my ideas were stolen by the freaking wedding registry. Is it bad form to do a spa gift certificate for the 2nd year in a row?

I'm on sat delay here, and I realize I missed the deadline, but if nobody suggested the gift of freedom for both of you, let me toss that into the ring as a thought for an early wedding present.

Oops, it was her 28th I went with a night of culture right before our wedding. A nice dinner out and tickets to see Jersey Boys the day before she heads out for a week of wedding detail finalizing. Pretty sure I passed

If you're going to get it wrong, at least it was wrong in the right direction.

 

[Sconch]

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

 

[madhatter]

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

gfym, nerd

 

[General Malaise]

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

Oh dear gawd.Hey, look at me...I'm a fat middle school teacher who plays disc golf with strangers and acts like I have all the quiz bowl answers. I also keep notebooks on everyone I talk to so I can start fictitious threads about them behind their back. Sconch>> You will always have a group that supports you because they don't like Truck. If only they knew that you've been a plagiarizing hack for years...or maybe they will stop to think that what you do online is actually cheating. You took it upon yourself to try to decide who I should be with once upon a time and now fate stepped in and that which was toxic is now in my dungeon.You are a cancer. I'm sorry I ever showed you my gonads. I have forgiven almost everyone who has done me wrong on FBG...the "almost" is because I hope you catch AIDS. You are a worthless piece of skin and I/we have taken abuse long enough that now it's your turn. You have lied long enough. You have told enough stories that people will now see as lies. All it will take is for one person to go back and review anything you have said about your "cats" and realize you have been a lying balloon knot for oh so many years.I apologize to anyone who wants to believe Sconch is some sort of "game show hot shot" but let's be real...he's fat. For all the crap I take (and deserve)...the one thing no one can ever take from me is my taste in flesh. Sconch is a fat dude who plays online games to make his life seem better (hey look, he did that to hide his crappy hair style) and he doesn't care who he steps on to gain captainship of the Matheletes.It amuses me how I've been accused of always defending FFA all-stars but when I call out the Bakersfield Behemoth, people want to think I hate America. I admit my mistake was allowing this fat knob to know what was going on in my life. If I could go back and change one thing, it would be to cut this moose knuckle out of my life.I made the mistake of trusting him.I don't feel sorry for anyone who trusts Sconch after this point. He will tell your secrets to anyone if he thinks he can use your stories to get more head.

 

[Disco Stu]

Salvaged.

 

[kevzilla]

GM posting like a boss.

 

[Early_10]

 

[Keys Myaths]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

Oh dear gawd.Hey, look at me...I'm a fat middle school teacher who plays disc golf with strangers and acts like I have all the quiz bowl answers. I also keep notebooks on everyone I talk to so I can start fictitious threads about them behind their back. Sconch>> You will always have a group that supports you because they don't like Truck. If only they knew that you've been a plagiarizing hack for years...or maybe they will stop to think that what you do online is actually cheating. You took it upon yourself to try to decide who I should be with once upon a time and now fate stepped in and that which was toxic is now in my dungeon.You are a cancer. I'm sorry I ever showed you my gonads. I have forgiven almost everyone who has done me wrong on FBG...the "almost" is because I hope you catch AIDS. You are a worthless piece of skin and I/we have taken abuse long enough that now it's your turn. You have lied long enough. You have told enough stories that people will now see as lies. All it will take is for one person to go back and review anything you have said about your "cats" and realize you have been a lying balloon knot for oh so many years.I apologize to anyone who wants to believe Sconch is some sort of "game show hot shot" but let's be real...he's fat. For all the crap I take (and deserve)...the one thing no one can ever take from me is my taste in flesh. Sconch is a fat dude who plays online games to make his life seem better (hey look, he did that to hide his crappy hair style) and he doesn't care who he steps on to gain captainship of the Matheletes.It amuses me how I've been accused of always defending FFA all-stars but when I call out the Bakersfield Behemoth, people want to think I hate America. I admit my mistake was allowing this fat knob to know what was going on in my life. If I could go back and change one thing, it would be to cut this moose knuckle out of my life.I made the mistake of trusting him.I don't feel sorry for anyone who trusts Sconch after this point. He will tell your secrets to anyone if he thinks he can use your stories to get more head.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Almost to the finish line day 2.

nice traps

What now?

 

[General Malaise]

Almost to the finish line day 2.

nice traps

What now?

What fuller is saying is: "I lift. And your trapezoid muscles impress me. If only I had your legs, I'd be complete".

 

[kevzilla]

I think most of those "traps" are a bandana he's got rolled up in there. Still, it's quite a walk.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think most of those "traps" are a bandana he's got rolled up in there. Still, it's quite a walk.

I'll kill you.ETASorry, roids talking.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For GM & Mr. Pack

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just walked by a house with a chick in a bikini washing her car. She had a big cooler of beer. She offereda beer, I accepted.

greatest.beer.ever.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Hi iFriends, thought you may like this.

As taken from my car while on my lunchbreak today.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Gold.GM.Gold.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Question for GMTAN:

Is there a way to search old auctions on eBay and is anyone proficient in it.

 

[Sarnoff]

Question for GMTAN:Is there a way to search old auctions on eBay and is anyone proficient in it.

Next to the search bar, click "advanced search" and there's an option on that page to include "completed listings", but I think it only goes back a couple of months or so.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hi iFriends, thought you may like this.

As taken from my car while on my lunchbreak today.

 

[Early_10]

For GM & Mr. Pack

I wish we had vanity plates. As it is, finding a word on a plate is amusing enough...."Look! HOT!"

 

[cosjobs]

Hi iFriends, thought you may like this.

As taken from my car while on my lunchbreak today.

nothing screams bmf like a Honda Civic

 

[Sconch]

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

Oh dear gawd.Hey, look at me...I'm a fat middle school teacher who plays disc golf with strangers and acts like I have all the quiz bowl answers. I also keep notebooks on everyone I talk to so I can start fictitious threads about them behind their back. Sconch>> You will always have a group that supports you because they don't like Truck. If only they knew that you've been a plagiarizing hack for years...or maybe they will stop to think that what you do online is actually cheating. You took it upon yourself to try to decide who I should be with once upon a time and now fate stepped in and that which was toxic is now in my dungeon.You are a cancer. I'm sorry I ever showed you my gonads. I have forgiven almost everyone who has done me wrong on FBG...the "almost" is because I hope you catch AIDS. You are a worthless piece of skin and I/we have taken abuse long enough that now it's your turn. You have lied long enough. You have told enough stories that people will now see as lies. All it will take is for one person to go back and review anything you have said about your "cats" and realize you have been a lying balloon knot for oh so many years.I apologize to anyone who wants to believe Sconch is some sort of "game show hot shot" but let's be real...he's fat. For all the crap I take (and deserve)...the one thing no one can ever take from me is my taste in flesh. Sconch is a fat dude who plays online games to make his life seem better (hey look, he did that to hide his crappy hair style) and he doesn't care who he steps on to gain captainship of the Matheletes.It amuses me how I've been accused of always defending FFA all-stars but when I call out the Bakersfield Behemoth, people want to think I hate America. I admit my mistake was allowing this fat knob to know what was going on in my life. If I could go back and change one thing, it would be to cut this moose knuckle out of my life.I made the mistake of trusting him.I don't feel sorry for anyone who trusts Sconch after this point. He will tell your secrets to anyone if he thinks he can use your stories to get more head.

It's water-weight, b itch.

 

[Sconch]

Just walked by a house with a chick in a bikini washing her car. She had a big cooler of beer. She offereda beer, I accepted.

greatest.beer.ever.

Oh I dig the latest pics on Facebook. I just want to let you know that I'd like to do it* to your wife. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

*it=info**

**info=sex

 

[krista4]

Today we received all our money back from the dickmittens/Bushnells in Nicaragua. Instead of taking my initial offer of $11K, they ended up with $0, plus about $1,000 in expenses to get the embargos off their properties, plus the little matter of the gubment investigating the fact they haven't paid any business taxes during the business's existence.

I'm loving me some Nicaraguan justice.

Don't mess with Chicago, #####es.