GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[krista4]

Also, I sent the wire to buy our house there. GMTAN cornhole on at any time.

I'm quite serious about you people being able to use the house if you'd like.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Today we received all our money back from the dickmittens/Bushnells in Nicaragua. Instead of taking my initial offer of $11K, they ended up with $0, plus about $1,000 in expenses to get the embargos off their properties, plus the little matter of the gubment investigating the fact they haven't paid any business taxes during the business's existence.I'm loving me some Nicaraguan justice.Don't mess with Chicago, #####es.

So when you guys do move down there, these people aren't going to cut your throat or anything?

 

[Sconch]

Today we received all our money back from the dickmittens/Bushnells in Nicaragua. Instead of taking my initial offer of $11K, they ended up with $0, plus about $1,000 in expenses to get the embargos off their properties, plus the little matter of the gubment investigating the fact they haven't paid any business taxes during the business's existence.

I'm loving me some Nicaraguan justice.

Don't mess with Chicago, #####es.

Repost from Facebook...but I was pretty proud of it:I see this as Krista, Mr. Krista, and some random dude.

 

[krista4]

Today we received all our money back from the dickmittens/Bushnells in Nicaragua. Instead of taking my initial offer of $11K, they ended up with $0, plus about $1,000 in expenses to get the embargos off their properties, plus the little matter of the gubment investigating the fact they haven't paid any business taxes during the business's existence.

I'm loving me some Nicaraguan justice.

Don't mess with Chicago, #####es.

Repost from Facebook...but I was pretty proud of it:I see this as Krista, Mr. Krista, and some random dude.

I'm not kidding when I say it might be the funniest thing ever posted to my Facebook. GPJ, they're late 50s-early 60s Americans and terrified of our mad legal skillz at this point. My bigger challenge is reining in Mr. krista from trying to ruin their lives further. Not only did he look into full-page "Ladrones" ads in the Nica Times, but he seemed to be fixated on getting a glue-sniffing kid to spray paint that on their house. I'm thinking more along the lines of opening a competing business when we get there and driving them into ruin. Because I don't hold a grudge, you know.

 

[The_Man]

Today we received all our money back from the dickmittens/Bushnells in Nicaragua. Instead of taking my initial offer of $11K, they ended up with $0, plus about $1,000 in expenses to get the embargos off their properties, plus the little matter of the gubment investigating the fact they haven't paid any business taxes during the business's existence.I'm loving me some Nicaraguan justice.Don't mess with Chicago, #####es.

So when you guys do move down there, these people aren't going to cut your throat or anything?

That's where this part comes in.

Also, I sent the wire to buy our house there. GMTAN cornhole on at any time.I'm quite serious about you people being able to use the house if you'd like.

It's like getting invited to a party at Sharon Tate's house right before the Manson Family arrives.

 

[krista4]

So I have to wade through 172 pictures of fatties and the handi-capable to find pictures of SLB's hot wife? A little help here?

 

[Sconch]

Today we received all our money back from the dickmittens/Bushnells in Nicaragua. Instead of taking my initial offer of $11K, they ended up with $0, plus about $1,000 in expenses to get the embargos off their properties, plus the little matter of the gubment investigating the fact they haven't paid any business taxes during the business's existence.I'm loving me some Nicaraguan justice.Don't mess with Chicago, #####es.

So when you guys do move down there, these people aren't going to cut your throat or anything?

That's where this part comes in.

Also, I sent the wire to buy our house there. GMTAN cornhole on at any time.I'm quite serious about you people being able to use the house if you'd like.

It's like getting invited to a party at Sharon Tate's house right before the Manson Family arrives.

"Come on over! Abigail will be here and Jay and that crazy Wojciech guy too."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I have to wade through 172 pictures of fatties and the handi-capable to find pictures of SLB's hot wife? A little help here?

Yeah, lets not do this. I'm still at work, I plan on updating FB when I get home.ETA

Wait a minute, I know[i/] you've seen multiple pics of Mrs. SLB. This is YSR style baiting.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just walked by a house with a chick in a bikini washing her car. She had a big cooler of beer. She offereda beer, I accepted.

greatest.beer.ever.

Oh I dig the latest pics on Facebook. I just want to let you know that I'd like to do it* to your wife. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

*it=info**

**info=sex

Yeah, me too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Contest results are in. Please send me a PM with your shipping info and a 1-10 scale on you SO's tolerance for shtick. I'm leaving Wednesday so I'll get it out tomorrow. I also updated the donation thread with a more detailed account of the weekend if anybody is interested. Now let us never talk of this again.

Spoiler

COS 182.8 67

IB 188.8 24

GURU 190 44

TECUMSE 190.8 19

STRYKER 191.6

FROSTY 191.7

EOMMAN 192.4

SOFA 193.4

DARAIDE 193.6

FACOOK 193.7 9

BENTLEY 193.7

SHUKE 193.8

RUDE 194.4 16

HJS 194.4

KEV 194.4

MRS.BSR 195.2 15

GM 195.2

STAT 195.3 7

YSR 195.4 23

DRIFTER 195.8

CAPTAIN 195.9 14

KEYS 196.1

SARNOFF 196.1 24

SCONCH 196.2

HACK 197.1 11

E10 198

TF 201.4

 

[kevzilla]

I had no idea I'd be so close, so I never bothered on the cigs.

 

[General Malaise]

I had no idea I'd be so close, so I never bothered on the cigs.

I didn't think he'd actually smoke on a sponsored walk for MS. I'm thinking about lighting up a smoke on Saturday just to see the look of 5,000 horrified Oregonians.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I had no idea I'd be so close, so I never bothered on the cigs.

ME TOO!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shuke]

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

Oh dear gawd.Hey, look at me...I'm a fat middle school teacher who plays disc golf with strangers and acts like I have all the quiz bowl answers. I also keep notebooks on everyone I talk to so I can start fictitious threads about them behind their back. Sconch>> You will always have a group that supports you because they don't like Truck. If only they knew that you've been a plagiarizing hack for years...or maybe they will stop to think that what you do online is actually cheating. You took it upon yourself to try to decide who I should be with once upon a time and now fate stepped in and that which was toxic is now in my dungeon.You are a cancer. I'm sorry I ever showed you my gonads. I have forgiven almost everyone who has done me wrong on FBG...the "almost" is because I hope you catch AIDS. You are a worthless piece of skin and I/we have taken abuse long enough that now it's your turn. You have lied long enough. You have told enough stories that people will now see as lies. All it will take is for one person to go back and review anything you have said about your "cats" and realize you have been a lying balloon knot for oh so many years.I apologize to anyone who wants to believe Sconch is some sort of "game show hot shot" but let's be real...he's fat. For all the crap I take (and deserve)...the one thing no one can ever take from me is my taste in flesh. Sconch is a fat dude who plays online games to make his life seem better (hey look, he did that to hide his crappy hair style) and he doesn't care who he steps on to gain captainship of the Matheletes.It amuses me how I've been accused of always defending FFA all-stars but when I call out the Bakersfield Behemoth, people want to think I hate America. I admit my mistake was allowing this fat knob to know what was going on in my life. If I could go back and change one thing, it would be to cut this moose knuckle out of my life.I made the mistake of trusting him.I don't feel sorry for anyone who trusts Sconch after this point. He will tell your secrets to anyone if he thinks he can use your stories to get more head.

 

[bostonfred]

lol @ lbk

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Dammit. I knew I should have gone with my first instinct and posted 194.5 like I was going to. :sigh:

I never win anything.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So it's Katie's 27th birthday on Sunday. Anyone got any ideas for a present? I do pretty well in the gift department...but all my ideas were stolen by the freaking wedding registry. Is it bad form to do a spa gift certificate for the 2nd year in a row?

I'm on sat delay here, and I realize I missed the deadline, but if nobody suggested the gift of freedom for both of you, let me toss that into the ring as a thought for an early wedding present.

Oops, it was her 28th I went with a night of culture right before our wedding. A nice dinner out and tickets to see Jersey Boys the day before she heads out for a week of wedding detail finalizing. Pretty sure I passed

If you're going to get it wrong, at least it was wrong in the right direction.

Are you sure you should be giving me advice, hussy?* Oh, and x 100 @ GM* And by hussy I mean no offense I hope I don't draw the wrath of MB

 

[JaxBill]

Hi iFriends, thought you may like this.

As taken from my car while on my lunchbreak today.

If you're gonna do that, don't you need to spell it 'mutha'?

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Almost to the finish line day 2.

nice traps

What now?

What fuller is saying is: "I lift. And your trapezoid muscles impress me. If only I had your legs, I'd be complete".

A. I used to lift. I'm too damn lazy now.B.

 

[Thorn]

Playing in my first disc golf tourney today. Sconch> do I score my nickel bag on arrival or am I supposed to take care of that in advance?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just got a check from a guy for our fantasy baseball league. It's one of those automated checks from BofA, and the sender had the decency to take a guess at my middle name. Unfortunately, my middle name is not..."##n#hole."

 

[urbanhack]

Playing in my first disc golf tourney today.

 

[Disco Stu]

GM>please steal this shtick.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

This is probably better reserved for PMs or :e: but this thread is close so ill try it here.

You guys have been at the innernets far longer than me. Is Finless real? My very amateur impression is that he is a real guy (GM has mentioned he does Fantasy baseball and whatnot) that just happens to post a lot of fishing trips. But the drug thing is real right? Like do any of you guys know him IRL?

Thanks in advance..pardon the ignorance. I havent been around as long as most of you.

 

[Disco Stu]

GM>please steal this shtick.

Probably a honda, but the blog is hilarious.

 

[urbanhack]

This is probably better reserved for PMs or :e: but this thread is close so ill try it here.You guys have been at the innernets far longer than me. Is Finless real? My very amateur impression is that he is a real guy (GM has mentioned he does Fantasy baseball and whatnot) that just happens to post a lot of fishing trips. But the drug thing is real right? Like do any of you guys know him IRL?Thanks in advance..pardon the ignorance. I havent been around as long as most of you.

Yes...he's for reals.

 

[General Malaise]

GM>please steal this shtick.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This is probably better reserved for PMs or :e: but this thread is close so ill try it here.You guys have been at the innernets far longer than me. Is Finless real? My very amateur impression is that he is a real guy (GM has mentioned he does Fantasy baseball and whatnot) that just happens to post a lot of fishing trips. But the drug thing is real right? Like do any of you guys know him IRL?Thanks in advance..pardon the ignorance. I havent been around as long as most of you.

Yes.Well, he does a lot of recycled JoeT shtick, but the rehab thing is legit.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This is probably better reserved for PMs or :e: but this thread is close so ill try it here.You guys have been at the innernets far longer than me. Is Finless real? My very amateur impression is that he is a real guy (GM has mentioned he does Fantasy baseball and whatnot) that just happens to post a lot of fishing trips. But the drug thing is real right? Like do any of you guys know him IRL?Thanks in advance..pardon the ignorance. I havent been around as long as most of you.

Yes.Well, he does a lot of recycled JoeT shtick, but the rehab thing is legit.

Wait, JoeT is real?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Is anyone like me and unable to get really excited about this Anthony Weiner thing? I think it's because everyone and their mom is commenting about this on facebook, twitter, etc. etc., and poorly I might add. I think the same effect happened with the crazy Rapture guy and the Sheen boon-doggle.

 

[General Malaise]

This is probably better reserved for PMs or :e: but this thread is close so ill try it here.You guys have been at the innernets far longer than me. Is Finless real? My very amateur impression is that he is a real guy (GM has mentioned he does Fantasy baseball and whatnot) that just happens to post a lot of fishing trips. But the drug thing is real right? Like do any of you guys know him IRL?Thanks in advance..pardon the ignorance. I havent been around as long as most of you.

Well, there's a REAL GUY behind the Finless 'act'. I have received paypal/checks from him for fantasy dues under the same name the last two seasons. But he's an odd duck, whomever he is. I remain skeptical on just about everything he posts, but to the extent he's struggling with drug abuse and is looking to get clean, I hope he's not making that stuff up and gets the help he needs. If he is making it up, it would be a pretty strange trick to play on people who are drawn in and giving him their support. Playing with people's emotions - real or innertubes - seems cruel to me. And I hope he wouldn't do that, but he sure does some strange things. Maybe its the drugs? If there are any drugs? Also, where did he come from? Who was he prior? He just sort of 'showed up' and begain fishing like a pro. Though I'm probably more skeptical than most. I still don't believe Gordon Geko was a 'real guy', despite the fact some Super Elite members swear that he was. I don't believe 10% of what Mr. Ham posts, but I get ridiculed for not buying his crap. I guess I'm supposed to take everything at face value, but it's hard to do that knowing that there are - beyond a shadow of a doubt - guys who do nothing but fish, make crap up and get a rise out of suckering nameless, faceless people on the other end of a fiber optic cable.

 

[General Malaise]

This is probably better reserved for PMs or :e: but this thread is close so ill try it here.You guys have been at the innernets far longer than me. Is Finless real? My very amateur impression is that he is a real guy (GM has mentioned he does Fantasy baseball and whatnot) that just happens to post a lot of fishing trips. But the drug thing is real right? Like do any of you guys know him IRL?Thanks in advance..pardon the ignorance. I havent been around as long as most of you.

Yes.Well, he does a lot of recycled JoeT shtick, but the rehab thing is legit.

Wait, JoeT is real?

Unfortunately.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Is anyone like me and unable to get really excited about this Anthony Weiner thing? I think it's because everyone and their mom is commenting about this on facebook, twitter, etc. etc., and poorly I might add. I think the same effect happened with the crazy Rapture guy and the Sheen boon-doggle.

It's like the Tressel thing imo. What he did is being made into a bigger deal than it should be. I'm not his wife. I couldn't care less to whom he sends pictures of his junk. Getting caught openly lying about doing it,though, is a problem that can't really be overcome.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Boondoggle?

 

[WetDream]

Is anyone like me and unable to get really excited about this Anthony Weiner thing?

No.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

 

[-fish-]

This is probably better reserved for PMs or :e: but this thread is close so ill try it here.You guys have been at the innernets far longer than me. Is Finless real? My very amateur impression is that he is a real guy (GM has mentioned he does Fantasy baseball and whatnot) that just happens to post a lot of fishing trips. But the drug thing is real right? Like do any of you guys know him IRL?Thanks in advance..pardon the ignorance. I havent been around as long as most of you.

Well, there's a REAL GUY behind the Finless 'act'. I have received paypal/checks from him for fantasy dues under the same name the last two seasons. But he's an odd duck, whomever he is. I remain skeptical on just about everything he posts, but to the extent he's struggling with drug abuse and is looking to get clean, I hope he's not making that stuff up and gets the help he needs. If he is making it up, it would be a pretty strange trick to play on people who are drawn in and giving him their support. Playing with people's emotions - real or innertubes - seems cruel to me. And I hope he wouldn't do that, but he sure does some strange things. Maybe its the drugs? If there are any drugs? Also, where did he come from? Who was he prior? He just sort of 'showed up' and begain fishing like a pro. Though I'm probably more skeptical than most. I still don't believe Gordon Geko was a 'real guy', despite the fact some Super Elite members swear that he was. I don't believe 10% of what Mr. Ham posts, but I get ridiculed for not buying his crap. I guess I'm supposed to take everything at face value, but it's hard to do that knowing that there are - beyond a shadow of a doubt - guys who do nothing but fish, make crap up and get a rise out of suckering nameless, faceless people on the other end of a fiber optic cable.

All I know is that when he claimed to be on a weeks-long flyfishing trip in Idaho, he sent me a package of mixed cuban cigars with an Idaho postmark. He's a master fisherman when he wants to be, but I think he's more real than shtick.

 

[urbanhack]

 

[urbanhack]

This is probably better reserved for PMs or :e: but this thread is close so ill try it here.You guys have been at the innernets far longer than me. Is Finless real? My very amateur impression is that he is a real guy (GM has mentioned he does Fantasy baseball and whatnot) that just happens to post a lot of fishing trips. But the drug thing is real right? Like do any of you guys know him IRL?Thanks in advance..pardon the ignorance. I havent been around as long as most of you.

Well, there's a REAL GUY behind the Finless 'act'. I have received paypal/checks from him for fantasy dues under the same name the last two seasons. But he's an odd duck, whomever he is. I remain skeptical on just about everything he posts, but to the extent he's struggling with drug abuse and is looking to get clean, I hope he's not making that stuff up and gets the help he needs. If he is making it up, it would be a pretty strange trick to play on people who are drawn in and giving him their support. Playing with people's emotions - real or innertubes - seems cruel to me. And I hope he wouldn't do that, but he sure does some strange things. Maybe its the drugs? If there are any drugs? Also, where did he come from? Who was he prior? He just sort of 'showed up' and begain fishing like a pro. Though I'm probably more skeptical than most. I still don't believe Gordon Geko was a 'real guy', despite the fact some Super Elite members swear that he was. I don't believe 10% of what Mr. Ham posts, but I get ridiculed for not buying his crap. I guess I'm supposed to take everything at face value, but it's hard to do that knowing that there are - beyond a shadow of a doubt - guys who do nothing but fish, make crap up and get a rise out of suckering nameless, faceless people on the other end of a fiber optic cable.

I'm friends with him on FB. We text. He's sent me cigars as well.

 

[General Malaise]

If he ever sent me cigars, I'd be willing to delete that post.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

If he ever sent me cigars, I'd be willing to delete that post.

I'm pretty sure that's 1 of the 12 steps.1. Admit you're powerless over drugs.

2. Come to believe that a Power greater than yourself could restore you to sanity.

3. Send cigars things* to ipeople

*I'm hoping for a bottle of Hillside Select Cab.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This is probably better reserved for PMs or :e: but this thread is close so ill try it here.You guys have been at the innernets far longer than me. Is Finless real? My very amateur impression is that he is a real guy (GM has mentioned he does Fantasy baseball and whatnot) that just happens to post a lot of fishing trips. But the drug thing is real right? Like do any of you guys know him IRL?Thanks in advance..pardon the ignorance. I havent been around as long as most of you.

Well, there's a REAL GUY behind the Finless 'act'. I have received paypal/checks from him for fantasy dues under the same name the last two seasons. But he's an odd duck, whomever he is. I remain skeptical on just about everything he posts, but to the extent he's struggling with drug abuse and is looking to get clean, I hope he's not making that stuff up and gets the help he needs. If he is making it up, it would be a pretty strange trick to play on people who are drawn in and giving him their support. Playing with people's emotions - real or innertubes - seems cruel to me. And I hope he wouldn't do that, but he sure does some strange things. Maybe its the drugs? If there are any drugs? Also, where did he come from? Who was he prior? He just sort of 'showed up' and begain fishing like a pro. Though I'm probably more skeptical than most. I still don't believe Gordon Geko was a 'real guy', despite the fact some Super Elite members swear that he was. I don't believe 10% of what Mr. Ham posts, but I get ridiculed for not buying his crap. I guess I'm supposed to take everything at face value, but it's hard to do that knowing that there are - beyond a shadow of a doubt - guys who do nothing but fish, make crap up and get a rise out of suckering nameless, faceless people on the other end of a fiber optic cable.

I don't think he would mind me mentioning this now given his thread, but he told me that he made an attempt to get clean by himself about three months ago, around the time of the Cake draft. So if it's a work, it's an elaborate, months-long work.I like Fin. He can occasionally grate on one's nerves, but that can be said about everyone in this thread. Especially Furley.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Is anyone like me and unable to get really excited about this Anthony Weiner thing? I think it's because everyone and their mom is commenting about this on facebook, twitter, etc. etc., and poorly I might add. I think the same effect happened with the crazy Rapture guy and the Sheen boon-doggle.

studs (@studsandduds)www;twitter@andyweiners

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Thanks for the replies on Fin.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Is anyone like me and unable to get really excited about this Anthony Weiner thing?

No.

Boehner.

 

[General Malaise]

I had no idea who Weiner was until last week or so.

I'm now looking at videos of Ginger Lee....whom I also didn't know until just now.

 

[shuke]

I'm now looking at videos of Ginger Lee....whom I also didn't know until just now.

How the mighty have fallen.

 

[shuke]

Is there a hotter look than cut-off jeans with the pocket liners showing below the cut line?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dear GMTAN,



Sincerely,

Homer J Simpson

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Is there a hotter look than cut-off jeans with the pocket liners showing below the cut line?

I like my jorts a little longer until my summer tan really gets good.