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- Thread starter General Malaise
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bostonfred
Footballguy
Yes, miniZartan, I use language and tools because my brain isn't trapped behind a cro magnon unibrow that still reeks of swires' hindquarters.
Sconch
Footballguy
Doubles, I assume. Was it a blind draw or did they do a 'pro-am' type of deal?Back when I played weekly doubles (or in my case 'weakly' haw-haw-haw) we split up the players into two groups according to ability. Average winning score was about -12.
west Chicago?
mr. furley
Footballguy
unibrow jokes just hit me in the right spot
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
kevzilla
Footballguy
It's a joint venture of Xerox and Accenture. We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Living well is the best revenge. I hope to be able to turn these people down when they come back to me.
bakes
I am the Beer God!
The brambly hedgerow twixt your eyes?unibrow jokes just hit me in the right spot
krista4
Footballguy
It's a joint venture of Xerox and Accenture. We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Good point of view.
Thorn
Footballguy
Four person scramble, bring your own team. Plus we only got one disc each. WEAK!
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
You don't "use" language, miniTimschochet; you strangle the life out of it and then leave the corpse splattered on whichever poor thread you've unfortunately stumbled upon. But good work with the post that was barely two lines. Felt good, right?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Cheers for some good zings.Jeers for the turnaround time.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Not really
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
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DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Me either:bigsoxfanthathasiknownfinlessforalongtime:I don't believe that's true.That's some great shtick. finless used to be roarin sonorin. He was around for a few years honing his fishing. I'm pretty sure he's mostly real but he's great at reeling 'em in when he wants. He does seem to get butt hurt when people can't tell when he's fishing and when he's serious.
Speaking of shtick, woz has asked me to help take Stu's place as his dating guru.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Lotta ###### up in here, and not the good kind. Deep breath boys and girls
I'm gonna put together a wee corn hole here in socal. Who's in?
Eta: GB jesusguys.
the clinical term for a woman's gash(i used this word on purpose) is filtered. Idiotic.
I'm gonna put together a wee corn hole here in socal. Who's in?
Eta: GB jesusguys.
the clinical term for a woman's gash(i used this word on purpose) is filtered. Idiotic.
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
vagina
working here.
working here.
Brady Marino
Footballguy
Ombudsmen get mod powers?
heckmanm
Footballguy
SLB was right - this didn't get enough any love. Well played, sir.Turn them to stone.Yeah. About that....My job offer was rescinded yesterday evening. I finally got the person on the phone this afternoon. I was told they are going to fulfill this function with four people instead of five, and the others had already started, so I was odd man out. They hope to contact me at some unspecified point and re-offer me a job. I hope to break my foot off in somebody's ###.I didn't want to start a separate "LOOK AT ME" thread, but nineteen months of unemployment are coming to an end. I start on Monday the 13th. Not the perfect opportunity, but will pay my bills. Besides, how picky could I afford to be?
We'll see. I have interviews for two other jobs next week.
There may be drunk posting later.
I have no time to feel sorry for myself. I have an interview at 9:00AM tomorrow.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I had a dream last night that TRE was starring as Thom Yorke in a movie about wooden (?) Go-Kart racing. Apparently Thom Yorke is really into wooden Go-Karts.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Will you all stop beefcurtaining and get along?
mr. furley
Footballguy
pretty muchThe brambly hedgerow twixt your eyes?unibrow jokes just hit me in the right spot
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
No, but I won't engage further. It has run its course.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I like bfred and GPJ and E10 and Imp has even made me laugh on an occasion or two. It makes me sad with all of the other cowpatties going on that stupid feces like this happens here.
mr. furley
Footballguy
had no idea that there was friction. but in terms of iSpats this ranks pretty low.
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
I think bfred and Truck is Hatfields and McCoy caliber stuff.
bostonfred
Footballguy
I've got no real beef with truck now that he's almost grown up.
Really? Can someone confirm this?That's some great shtick. finless used to be roarin sonorin. He was around for a few years honing his fishing. I'm pretty sure he's mostly real but he's great at reeling 'em in when he wants. He does seem to get butt hurt when people can't tell when he's fishing and when he's serious.
Speaking of shtick, woz has asked me to help take Stu's place as his dating guru.
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
it's not your fault, chief. I know the feud goes back for generations
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
timschooch sent a PM to me using his Idiot Boxer alias, and he confirmed it's true.Really? Can someone confirm this?That's some great shtick. finless used to be roarin sonorin. He was around for a few years honing his fishing. I'm pretty sure he's mostly real but he's great at reeling 'em in when he wants. He does seem to get butt hurt when people can't tell when he's fishing and when he's serious.
Speaking of shtick, woz has asked me to help take Stu's place as his dating guru.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
What's going on, gb? Been a while. How's things?it's not your fault, chief. I know the feud goes back for generations
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
they're good. Just working and doing leg exercises. You?What's going on, gb? Been a while. How's things?it's not your fault, chief. I know the feud goes back for generations
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I have a piece of bacon stuck in my teeth, and it's driving me mad. I could use a toothpick if one of your legs is available.they're good. Just working and doing leg exercises. You?What's going on, gb? Been a while. How's things?it's not your fault, chief. I know the feud goes back for generations
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I'm cashing a check at a bank today that has my middle name listed as "c###hole", and I'm recording the conversation for the amusement of my dumb buddies from school. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Sconch
Footballguy
Ahhh...they're getting wild and wacky.
Sconch
Footballguy
Finless probably can but he's in rehab.Really? Can someone confirm this?That's some great shtick. finless used to be roarin sonorin. He was around for a few years honing his fishing. I'm pretty sure he's mostly real but he's great at reeling 'em in when he wants. He does seem to get butt hurt when people can't tell when he's fishing and when he's serious.
Speaking of shtick, woz has asked me to help take Stu's place as his dating guru.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
In other words, even he probably doesn't know right now.Finless probably can but he's in rehab.Really? Can someone confirm this?That's some great shtick. finless used to be roarin sonorin. He was around for a few years honing his fishing. I'm pretty sure he's mostly real but he's great at reeling 'em in when he wants. He does seem to get butt hurt when people can't tell when he's fishing and when he's serious.
Speaking of shtick, woz has asked me to help take Stu's place as his dating guru.
Sconch
Footballguy
Exactly. He probably thinks he's Ethel Merrman right about now.In other words, even he probably doesn't know right now.Finless probably can but he's in rehab.Really? Can someone confirm this?That's some great shtick. finless used to be roarin sonorin. He was around for a few years honing his fishing. I'm pretty sure he's mostly real but he's great at reeling 'em in when he wants. He does seem to get butt hurt when people can't tell when he's fishing and when he's serious.
Speaking of shtick, woz has asked me to help take Stu's place as his dating guru.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I always liked her better than Lucille Ball in I Love Lucy.Exactly. He probably thinks he's Ethel Merrman right about now.In other words, even he probably doesn't know right now.Finless probably can but he's in rehab.Really? Can someone confirm this?That's some great shtick. finless used to be roarin sonorin. He was around for a few years honing his fishing. I'm pretty sure he's mostly real but he's great at reeling 'em in when he wants. He does seem to get butt hurt when people can't tell when he's fishing and when he's serious.
Speaking of shtick, woz has asked me to help take Stu's place as his dating guru.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Where has zooks been? There was someone's little sister and a different out of town girl that he was supposed to not have sex with and I am curious for an update.
having a good season.
bostonfred
Footballguy
I'm cashing a check at a bank today that has my middle name listed as "c###hole", and I'm recording the conversation for the amusement of my dumb buddies from school. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
I hope dumb buddies from school means FoGMTAN.
bostonfred
Footballguy
This is totally unacceptable. Get him back here and we'll make his season the worst ever.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Cadzooks, Jeep and Running with Scissors....very much missed here.
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