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Just made the offer........ :cry: :o :shock: :unsure: :loco: :bye: :scared: :help:
Did this back in late January and closed in March. Stressful time, good luck and hang in there. Have everything in triplicate and be ready to send it again at a moments notice. Looking back it wasn't that bad, but the bank was always behind and didn't have paperwork that was previously sent. Our agent was a pure dickmitten and made herself hard to reach, it felt like we did most of the work ourselves. Happy with the results, but I would gladly fill her expired fun box with cement and set her adrift in the pacific on a faulty raft.
:lmao: So looking forward to this process.
 
My coworkers and I talk sometimes about how long it would take for us to get sued by a female if we ever hired one. Pretty sure it would be inside of a week. Some of the things we talk about in the office offend me and I'm usually the one driving the smut bus.

 
Just made the offer........ :cry: :o :shock: :unsure: :loco: :bye: :scared: :help:
Did this back in late January and closed in March. Stressful time, good luck and hang in there. Have everything in triplicate and be ready to send it again at a moments notice. Looking back it wasn't that bad, but the bank was always behind and didn't have paperwork that was previously sent. Our agent was a pure dickmitten and made herself hard to reach, it felt like we did most of the work ourselves. Happy with the results, but I would gladly fill her expired fun box with cement and set her adrift in the pacific on a faulty raft.
:lmao: So looking forward to this process.
I was just told somebody else is making an offer tonight too. :kicksrock: I'm somewhat relieved though. Of course it could just be the muscle relaxers.
 
Whoa, just waded into the rape thread :mellow: I'm not familar with Goggins' work...can somebody give me the cliff notes?
Kinda wish I had left that thread alone. What an awful situation.Unless I'm terribly mistaken, Goggins used to be some other username...RKade or something like that? Assuming that's correct, the guy - I think - threatened Joe one time that he was going to take down the website with a virus of some kind. I might be off here, but I think that's right.He's come back as Goggins and he doesn't like women very much. He had a rough divorce and you can bank on him showing up in divorce threads with advice to hide money and not trust anything any woman ever says or does. Anybody want to add anything here?
 
Whoa, just waded into the rape thread :mellow: I'm not familar with Goggins' work...can somebody give me the cliff notes?
Kinda wish I had left that thread alone. What an awful situation.Unless I'm terribly mistaken, Goggins used to be some other username...RKade or something like that? Assuming that's correct, the guy - I think - threatened Joe one time that he was going to take down the website with a virus of some kind. I might be off here, but I think that's right.He's come back as Goggins and he doesn't like women very much. He had a rough divorce and you can bank on him showing up in divorce threads with advice to hide money and not trust anything any woman ever says or does. Anybody want to add anything here?
I don't think anyone inspires the same amount of animus as Goggins. Maybe Pac-12 Guy. He's never funny or insightful, he's just a nitwit with, like GM said, a pretty big axe to grind. I'm sure it's all her fault.
 
Golf yesterday with the semi-pro was sic. Updated for my FB friends.Considering making an offer on a house soon. I was hoping K4 would reply to my PM by now since we all know she is an expert negotiator.
Sorry GBSLB. I tend not to come here during the day any more as I don't trust the people at my job. To avoid Krippling, I've read ahead and see you made the offer. To all other GMTAN participants: if SLB gets this house, PARTY AT SLB'S HOUSE!! :excited: It's an incredible-looking place. PM and let me know what you ended up offering.As to the rape thread, I read one page last night and it pissed me off so much I thought I'd better stay out. :(
 
Whoa, just waded into the rape thread :mellow: I'm not familar with Goggins' work...can somebody give me the cliff notes?
Kinda wish I had left that thread alone. What an awful situation.Unless I'm terribly mistaken, Goggins used to be some other username...RKade or something like that? Assuming that's correct, the guy - I think - threatened Joe one time that he was going to take down the website with a virus of some kind. I might be off here, but I think that's right.He's come back as Goggins and he doesn't like women very much. He had a rough divorce and you can bank on him showing up in divorce threads with advice to hide money and not trust anything any woman ever says or does. Anybody want to add anything here?
Goodness, is this possibly true? Many years ago I became angered at RKade and informed him that he must have a tiny weiner.
 
He's come back as Goggins and he doesn't like women very much. He had a rough divorce and you can bank on him showing up in divorce threads with advice to hide money and not trust anything any woman ever says or does.

Anybody want to add anything here?
He must have pictures of Joe & Dodds in a compromising position, because I report him every week or so for not having the username 'Walton Goggins Fan', but nothing ever happens.
 
Whoa, just waded into the rape thread :mellow: I'm not familar with Goggins' work...can somebody give me the cliff notes?
Kinda wish I had left that thread alone. What an awful situation.Unless I'm terribly mistaken, Goggins used to be some other username...RKade or something like that? Assuming that's correct, the guy - I think - threatened Joe one time that he was going to take down the website with a virus of some kind. I might be off here, but I think that's right.He's come back as Goggins and he doesn't like women very much. He had a rough divorce and you can bank on him showing up in divorce threads with advice to hide money and not trust anything any woman ever says or does. Anybody want to add anything here?
Just that James Bond movies are disappointing and Arette Suave Blanco is a fantastic tequila.
 
He's come back as Goggins and he doesn't like women very much. He had a rough divorce and you can bank on him showing up in divorce threads with advice to hide money and not trust anything any woman ever says or does.

Anybody want to add anything here?
He must have pictures of Joe & Dodds in a compromising position, because I report him every week or so for not having the username 'Walton Goggins Fan', but nothing ever happens.
Joe told us maybe a year ago or longer to basically ignore everything you report. Not sure why you keep wasting your (and my) time. :shrug:

 
He's come back as Goggins and he doesn't like women very much. He had a rough divorce and you can bank on him showing up in divorce threads with advice to hide money and not trust anything any woman ever says or does.

Anybody want to add anything here?
He must have pictures of Joe & Dodds in a compromising position, because I report him every week or so for not having the username 'Walton Goggins Fan', but nothing ever happens.
Joe told us maybe a year ago or longer to basically ignore everything you report. Not sure why you keep wasting your (and my) time. :shrug:
:lmao: I reported Sacamano once for hating lettuce. Can't remember who fielded the report, but I got a little admonishment for it.

 
He's come back as Goggins and he doesn't like women very much. He had a rough divorce and you can bank on him showing up in divorce threads with advice to hide money and not trust anything any woman ever says or does.

Anybody want to add anything here?
He must have pictures of Joe & Dodds in a compromising position, because I report him every week or so for not having the username 'Walton Goggins Fan', but nothing ever happens.
Joe told us maybe a year ago or longer to basically ignore everything you report. Not sure why you keep wasting your (and my) time. :shrug:
:lmao: I reported Sacamano once for hating lettuce. Can't remember who fielded the report, but I got a little admonishment for it.
lol
 
He's come back as Goggins and he doesn't like women very much. He had a rough divorce and you can bank on him showing up in divorce threads with advice to hide money and not trust anything any woman ever says or does.

Anybody want to add anything here?
He must have pictures of Joe & Dodds in a compromising position, because I report him every week or so for not having the username 'Walton Goggins Fan', but nothing ever happens.
Joe told us maybe a year ago or longer to basically ignore everything you report. Not sure why you keep wasting your (and my) time. :shrug:
:lmao: I was watching Goldeneye and caught a crush on Isabella Scorupco's fake Russian accent, but the movie was disappointing.

 
He's come back as Goggins and he doesn't like women very much. He had a rough divorce and you can bank on him showing up in divorce threads with advice to hide money and not trust anything any woman ever says or does.

Anybody want to add anything here?
He must have pictures of Joe & Dodds in a compromising position, because I report him every week or so for not having the username 'Walton Goggins Fan', but nothing ever happens.
Joe told us maybe a year ago or longer to basically ignore everything you report. Not sure why you keep wasting your (and my) time. :shrug:
:lmao: You're supposed to read them in a Ralph Wiggum voice. Perhaps I should have made that clearer.

 
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I'm watching the local news, which I don't do very often because...well, because local news here makes me want to punch baby owls. And while there is no shortage of stupid, I think I just heard the dumbest thing I've ever heard on the news before.

The lady anchor just said a new study was released today that said if married couples want to save money they shoudn't have children. Really? REALLY? They had to do a study on this? This is the dumbest f'n thing I've ever heard.

 
Hey McJose, who's this girl tagging lol Lou in her pics? :lmao: :lmao:
No idea. I can't even see who it is.How can you tell?
Nevermind. Figured it out. :lmao: How does that happen?ETA: He friended her!
:lmao: It's some scam where a "hot" "girl" will friend/tag somebody on FB, and eventually lure the into doing webcam sex for :moneybag: for them, I believe. I don't know all the exact details.
How do I get signed up for this?
Here you go
Seems like kind of a slut.
 
I'm watching the local news, which I don't do very often because...well, because local news here makes me want to punch baby owls. And while there is no shortage of stupid, I think I just heard the dumbest thing I've ever heard on the news before.The lady anchor just said a new study was released today that said if married couples want to save money they shoudn't have children. Really? REALLY? They had to do a study on this? This is the dumbest f'n thing I've ever heard.
If you really want to save money, skip marriage altogether.
 
Hey McJose, who's this girl tagging lol Lou in her pics? :lmao: :lmao:
No idea. I can't even see who it is.How can you tell?
Nevermind. Figured it out. :lmao: How does that happen?ETA: He friended her!
:lmao: It's some scam where a "hot" "girl" will friend/tag somebody on FB, and eventually lure the into doing webcam sex for :moneybag: for them, I believe. I don't know all the exact details.
How do I get signed up for this?
Here you go
Her "friend" Amya seems fun. 499 pictures I may need to examine more closely.
Weird how in some pictures she's tan and in others pale, sometimes blonde sometimes brunette, and has an ever changing tattoo that moves both in shape and location as well as in number
 
Weird how in some pictures she's tan and in others pale, sometimes blonde sometimes brunette, and has an ever changing tattoo that moves both in shape and location as well as in number
Plenty of these folks out there. My favorite ones are when the same people get tagged in photographs of Nike sneakers every two hours.
 
You guys really baiting the hook for Goggins to chime in about how his ex-wife claimed he abused their kids (if he hasn't already mentioned it)....

 
Random thoughts about MikeIke's thread:

I can't stand the term "babydaddy".

I didn't save all my PMs but someone in the thread telling Mike to divorce his wife for cheating was telling me to get some strange when my wife wasn't giving it up.

Too early for an "Amber" or "RaperRapper" alias??

 
He's come back as Goggins and he doesn't like women very much. He had a rough divorce and you can bank on him showing up in divorce threads with advice to hide money and not trust anything any woman ever says or does.

Anybody want to add anything here?
He must have pictures of Joe & Dodds in a compromising position, because I report him every week or so for not having the username 'Walton Goggins Fan', but nothing ever happens.
Joe told us maybe a year ago or longer to basically ignore everything you report. Not sure why you keep wasting your (and my) time. :shrug:
:lmao:
 
He's come back as Goggins and he doesn't like women very much. He had a rough divorce and you can bank on him showing up in divorce threads with advice to hide money and not trust anything any woman ever says or does.

Anybody want to add anything here?
He must have pictures of Joe & Dodds in a compromising position, because I report him every week or so for not having the username 'Walton Goggins Fan', but nothing ever happens.
Joe told us maybe a year ago or longer to basically ignore everything you report. Not sure why you keep wasting your (and my) time. :shrug:
Good. People reporting other people is really lame.
 
:lmao: at my wife and kids.

Wife went to Fresh and Easy (which was her nickname back in HS btw) to grab a few things. They always have free samples at a station in the back. Usually they have some employee manning the station but when the wife went over nobody was there. They had some sample she wanted to try but she didn't want one of the larger portions so she takes one from the middle of the group.

All of a sudden this crazy old sample lady comes up from behind and puts her hand on my wife's shoulder "Those are good, right? But next time could you do me a favor and take one of the samples from the front?"

Although the wife doesn't have nearly the same problem I do with strangers touching her she's not really thrilled by this.

So anyway she comes home and tells us "That crazy old bat at the Fresh and Easy sample station touched me!"

Kid #1: OK...just remember that whatever happened was not your fault and I love you no matter what. Now you have to tell me exactly what happened.

Kid #2: Do we need to get the doll out so you can show us exactly where she touched you?

 
:lmao: at my wife and kids.Wife went to Fresh and Easy (which was her nickname back in HS btw) to grab a few things. They always have free samples at a station in the back. Usually they have some employee manning the station but when the wife went over nobody was there. They had some sample she wanted to try but she didn't want one of the larger portions so she takes one from the middle of the group. All of a sudden this crazy old sample lady comes up from behind and puts her hand on my wife's shoulder "Those are good, right? But next time could you do me a favor and take one of the samples from the front?"Although the wife doesn't have nearly the same problem I do with strangers touching her she's not really thrilled by this. So anyway she comes home and tells us "That crazy old bat at the Fresh and Easy sample station touched me!"Kid #1: OK...just remember that whatever happened was not your fault and I love you no matter what. Now you have to tell me exactly what happened.Kid #2: Do we need to get the doll out so you can show us exactly where she touched you?
:lmao: I love the "get the doll out" line.
 

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