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'Guster said:
Heading to watch a "balloon glow" and then fireworks tonight. The night can go one of two ways...1) it ends up being me, my daughter, my girlfriend and her daughter. We have a beer or two. The girls get overtired and are a horrible mess to get to sleepb) my buddy, his wife and two kids come down, have a bunch of beers and the ladies will get the kids to sleep while my buddy and I drink and play WiiLiving the dream!!
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Things are looking up... My buddy will be joining. They have a no alcohol policy though, so time to go drink a little bit from a bunch of bottles of vitamin water to make room for some vodka!
 
'shuke said:
'Bogart said:
Working on my kitchen sink this afternoon. Why are women inside the Home Depot at least one full point hotter than they would be outside Home Depot? And why are the hot dogs from the stand outside the Home Depot the best tasting things in the world? Brat with grilled onions and spicy mustard FTW.
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Your HD has a hot dog stand out front?
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:thumbup: ours has hot dogs, polish sausage and a full variety of soft drinks.
 
'urbanhack said:
'shuke said:
'Bogart said:
Working on my kitchen sink this afternoon. Why are women inside the Home Depot at least one full point hotter than they would be outside Home Depot? And why are the hot dogs from the stand outside the Home Depot the best tasting things in the world? Brat with grilled onions and spicy mustard FTW.
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Your HD has a hot dog stand out front?
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:thumbup: ours has hot dogs, polish sausage and a full variety of soft drinks.
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Mexican coke?? Jarritos?
 
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'Guster said:
'Guster said:
Heading to watch a "balloon glow" and then fireworks tonight. The night can go one of two ways...

1) it ends up being me, my daughter, my girlfriend and her daughter. We have a beer or two. The girls get overtired and are a horrible mess to get to sleep

b) my buddy, his wife and two kids come down, have a bunch of beers and the ladies will get the kids to sleep while my buddy and I drink and play Wii

Living the dream!!
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Things are looking up... My buddy will be joining. They have a no alcohol policy though, so time to go drink a little bit from a bunch of bottles of vitamin water to make room for some vodka!
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Wait, a what?
 
I'm in KC and my GB has been smoking artery clogging, gout causing meats since we've been here. Ribs, brisket, pulled pork. It's pretty awesome. Shuke, GM, wish you were here.

 
I'm at my parents' house in SC for the long weekend and, since Friday, have eaten almost nothing but vegetables from the local farmers' market. Stewed corn, fresh sliced homegrown tomatoes (with a little salt and pepper), squash casserole, fried okra, and so on. Today for lunch was bacon and homegrown tomato sandwiches. I :wub: my mother and the passion we share for summer vegetables.

:drool:

 
I tell you what, this Blues Fest we do here in Portland, Oregon on 4th of July weekend is the best thing going in America. Has to be. I don't see how anything anywhere can possibly be close.

Weather - perfect.

Admission - $10 SUGGESTED + 2 cans of food for the Food Bank

Performances - Buddy Guy, Robert Cray, Lucinda Williams, Tail Dragger and dozens more. 5 stages, with a band going at all times from 10am to 10pm.

Atmosphere - Unreal. On the grassy bank of the Willamette. Spread out with a blanket, low back chairs, cooler full of food. Boats with gals in bikins shaking their things.

Booze - Green Lakes Organic Amber and Mirror Pond. $5. Great wines too.

Four days of this. The home of the goofiest looking white people in the world all dancing and grooving. Yesterday, I met a woman who makes her own hats. She gave me her number in case I ever go to the Kentucky Derby she's going to make me one. Pretty sure her hat looked like something Shuke would eat, but damn it, how cool is making your own hat?

 
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'St. Louis Bob said:
I'm in KC and my GB has been smoking artery clogging, gout causing meats since we've been here. Ribs, brisket, pulled pork. It's pretty awesome. Shuke, GM, wish you were here.
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I've never been to KC. Heard it's a cool town. The Portland Timbers played KC's team last night. Their team name is Sporting Kansas City. :mellow: When did we start putting the logo/nickname BEFORE the city? I don't like it. I also made about 200 inappropriate Sporting Wood jokes last night. :bag:
 
Hey look at that, it's 1pm and I haven't had a beer yet. Kids just left. Time to put the moves on my wife, take a bong rip, crack that first beer, then take the light rail to the Blues Fest.

Happy 4th all my iBuddies. :thumbup: :banned:

 
'YSR said:
I'm at my parents' house in SC for the long weekend and, since Friday, have eaten almost nothing but vegetables from the local farmers' market. Stewed corn, fresh sliced homegrown tomatoes (with a little salt and pepper), squash casserole, fried okra, and so on. Today for lunch was bacon and homegrown tomato sandwiches. I :wub: my mother and the passion we share for summer vegetables.:drool:
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Awesome! I loved it when we visited my aunt in Oklahoma and she had a garden full of huge tomatoes that were deep red with a rich taste. Yummmmmmmm. We'd have Portuguese beans, tomatoes and cornbread. :sigh: Now I want that. :(
 
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I'm in KC and my GB has been smoking artery clogging, gout causing meats since we've been here. Ribs, brisket, pulled pork. It's pretty awesome. Shuke, GM, wish you were here.
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I've never been to KC. Heard it's a cool town. The Portland Timbers played KC's team last night. Their team name is Sporting Kansas City. :mellow: When did we start putting the logo/nickname BEFORE the city? I don't like it. I also made about 200 inappropriate Sporting Wood jokes last night. :bag:
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It's part of an awful move on the part of the MLS to pull in the European soccer fan by giving clubs European style names. See also FC Dallas, Real Salt Lake and the various Uniteds.I echo the happy 4th to fellow GMTANers. Unfortunately we won't have any illegal backyard fireworks shows at our house this year because of the fact that it hasn't rained in months. I've also not had a beer today due to the 12 pack of Busch Light and bowlful of spicy guacamole I had yesterday. I had to apologize to my family and my toilet bowl for this morning's performance. I think the smell may have gotten into the paint.
 
'cosjobs said:
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
Yea, just rub it in!
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You smell that, Shuke? It's called "Opportunity". What say we quit our jobs and open up a hot dog stand at your favorite Home Depot. Slap it high?
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Preliminary Calculations say "no"Monthly ProjectionsBooth rental ($850)Receipts from Sales +$3500Cost of hotdogs consumed by owners ($5350)Net (2700)
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:lmao: So worth it, though. The amount of laughter the two of us would produce running a hot dog stand would be immeasureable.
 
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I'm in KC and my GB has been smoking artery clogging, gout causing meats since we've been here. Ribs, brisket, pulled pork. It's pretty awesome. Shuke, GM, wish you were here.
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I've never been to KC. Heard it's a cool town. The Portland Timbers played KC's team last night. Their team name is Sporting Kansas City. :mellow: When did we start putting the logo/nickname BEFORE the city? I don't like it. I also made about 200 inappropriate Sporting Wood jokes last night. :bag:
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I met this gal 20+ years ago from Chicago. A couple of months later my cousin tells me het met this cool dude I needed to meet. Tunrs out they we're engaged. Here i am now. I'm not sure what it is but I am so at peace here. Love these people, love this town.
 
I found a cell phone last night. It has no charge and I don't have a charger for it. It has girly stickers on it. One says "love" and the other says "love me." What should I do with it?

 
'Thorn said:
'YSR said:
I've just had a certain FBG ask me for another FBG's phone number because "it's going to be one of those nights". :popcorn:
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So I started drinking on the golf course yesterday. We played a match for 4 drinks and won. Then I went on a booze cruise. I was dancing with a friend of mine who had moved away but was back for the holiday. I am an excellent drunk dancer. I am convinced of it. So I start pretending to give this girl a little how's your father from behind on the dance floor. Just for joke. Nothing more than that. She laughing and loving it. She tells me to spank her. I do, which sparked a spanking party on the floor. I think I slapped 6 girls bums.Afterwards I met up with another couple of waitresses I know. I tell them the story but they are skeptical. I say listen, you can do something like that when you are good friends with someone. I could probably have even grabbed her boobs and she would have laughed. Then I proceeded to grab theirs. They laughed.So what do I do, the stud that I am, after all this T & A grabbing? Well the truth is I don't really remember. But I wake up at 6 am, alone, on the couch at my after hours club. The only reason I woke up was bc I heard someone coming in the door. I snap to, only to realize I am shirtless. I have never been so panicked in my life. What do I say to this guy? How do I explain my lack of shirt? Hell, how do I get home?? Can I fashion something out of the pool table cover?Luckily I push around the couch cushions and find it as the door opens. I put it on ninja fast and talk to the guy as if it's the most natural thing in the world to be there at that hour. Winning?
 
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'Thorn said:
So I started drinking on the golf course yesterday. We played a match for 4 drinks and won. Then I went on a booze cruise. I was dancing with a friend of mine who had moved away but was back for the holiday. I am an excellent drunk dancer. I am convinced of it. So I start pretending to give this girl a little how's your father from behind on the dance floor. Just for joke. Nothing more than that. She laughing and loving it. She tells me to spank her. I do, which sparked a spanking party on the floor. I think I slapped 6 girls bums.Afterwards I met up with another couple of waitresses I know. I tell them the story but they are skeptical. I say listen, you can do something like that when you are good friends with someone. I could probably have even grabbed her boobs and she would have laughed. Then I proceeded to grab theirs. They laughed.So what do I do, the stud that I am, after all this T & A grabbing? Well the truth is I don't really remember. But I wake up at 6 am, alone, on the couch at my after hours club. The only reason I woke up was bc I heard someone coming in the door. I snap to, only to realize I am shirtless. I have never been so panicked in my life. What do I say to this guy? How do I explain my lack of shirt? Hell, how do I get home?? Can I fashion something out of the pool table cover?Luckily I push around the couch cushions and find it as the door opens. I put it on ninja fast and talk to the guy as if it's the most natural thing in the world to be there at that hour. Winning?
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your night>>>>>>> my night
 
Best service to post pics from iPhone to here?

Have the kids at McDonalds to get them out of the house. As they play, I'm watching a solid 8.5/9 young mom eat a vanilla cone with French fries.

 
'Bogart said:
Best service to post pics from iPhone to here? Have the kids at McDonalds to get them out of the house. As they play, I'm watching a solid 8.5/9 young mom eat a vanilla cone with French fries.
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She left before I could get a shot. Her punk 19 year old husband was a total d-bag. Guy so outkicked his coverage.
 
'Guster said:
'Frostillicus said:
Pedobear shtick has run its course, imo.
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Shtick??
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This response makes no sense. The pedobear is an icon people like to insert into pictures or videos as a representation of an innocent peodophile in order to create humor. This it's an internet meme, which makes it shtick by definition.If you mean Homer's alleged love for underage chicks perhaps that's not shtick, but that's run its course as well.
 
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