GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

Wrapped up the annual roman candle fight with my brother a couple of hours ago. I was winning handily, and we were both down to 4 sticks. My brother decides to go double barrel, and I catch a shot just below my left eye, that then ricocheted down and sliced my finger open. I surrendered faster than the French.

Try bottle rocket fights instead. Using roman candles is like a shootout with flamethrowers.

 

[Frostillicus]

pretty sure online casinos are rigged

 

[General Malaise]

I've just had a certain FBG ask me for another FBG's phone number because "it's going to be one of those nights".

So I started drinking on the golf course yesterday. We played a match for 4 drinks and won. Then I went on a booze cruise. I was dancing with a friend of mine who had moved away but was back for the holiday. I am an excellent drunk dancer. I am convinced of it. So I start pretending to give this girl a little how's your father from behind on the dance floor. Just for joke. Nothing more than that. She laughing and loving it. She tells me to spank her. I do, which sparked a spanking party on the floor. I think I slapped 6 girls bums.Afterwards I met up with another couple of waitresses I know. I tell them the story but they are skeptical. I say listen, you can do something like that when you are good friends with someone. I could probably have even grabbed her boobs and she would have laughed. Then I proceeded to grab theirs. They laughed.So what do I do, the stud that I am, after all this T & A grabbing? Well the truth is I don't really remember. But I wake up at 6 am, alone, on the couch at my after hours club. The only reason I woke up was bc I heard someone coming in the door. I snap to, only to realize I am shirtless. I have never been so panicked in my life. What do I say to this guy? How do I explain my lack of shirt? Hell, how do I get home?? Can I fashion something out of the pool table cover?Luckily I push around the couch cushions and find it as the door opens. I put it on ninja fast and talk to the guy as if it's the most natural thing in the world to be there at that hour. Winning?

what i could type write now would make your heads swivel and bobble...HOly F...

 

[General Malaise]

pretty sure online casinos are rigged

Ohhh jeeeeezzussss christ on a skate board entering the tail end of a fanny owned by a cat that emerged from garbageg....Picles is shticking you, Shuke. Don't fight it.....

 

[Mr. Pickles]

pretty sure online casinos are rigged

Ohhh jeeeeezzussss christ on a skate board entering the tail end of a fanny owned by a cat that emerged from garbageg....Picles is shticking you, Shuke. Don't fight it.....

Saving this for posterity.

 

[YSR]

pretty sure online casinos are rigged

Ohhh jeeeeezzussss christ on a skate board entering the tail end of a fanny owned by a cat that emerged from garbageg....Picles is shticking you, Shuke. Don't fight it.....

Saving this for posterity.

My favorite post in a while.

 

[Tecumseh]

Wrapped up the annual roman candle fight with my brother a couple of hours ago. I was winning handily, and we were both down to 4 sticks. My brother decides to go double barrel, and I catch a shot just below my left eye, that then ricocheted down and sliced my finger open. I surrendered faster than the French.

Try bottle rocket fights instead. Using roman candles is like a shootout with flamethrowers.

They outlawed the good bottle rockets. Plus, there's little chance of scarring with those. Roman candles leave you a conversation piece.

 

[heckmanm]

Weather - perfect.

Admission - $10 SUGGESTED + 2 cans of food for the Food Bank

Robert Cray,

I'd pay $10 and give THREE cans of food just to hear him play Strong Persuader.

 

[mr. furley]

Pickles - read this. tis funny.

Since you're going Surly Duff on me, I'll skim.

didn't realize you spent that much time at TBS

he usually posts using his Fuller alias

 

[Josie Maran]

Drunk people are awesome!

 

[facook]

point is 8. Going 3x odds, with 10 on everything (non craps, or wins so everything non 2,3, 7, 11, 12)

Pretty sure this was used as part of the Enigma code in WWII.

 

[General Malaise]

pretty sure online casinos are rigged

Ohhh jeeeeezzussss christ on a skate board entering the tail end of a fanny owned by a cat that emerged from garbageg....Picles is shticking you, Shuke. Don't fight it.....

Saving this for posterity.

wut? holy crap...

 

[bostonfred]

pretty sure online casinos are rigged

Ohhh jeeeeezzussss christ on a skate board entering the tail end of a fanny owned by a cat that emerged from garbageg....Picles is shticking you, Shuke. Don't fight it.....

Saving this for posterity.

wut? holy crap...

Damn. I was really hoping you could translate today.

 

[shuke]

pretty sure online casinos are rigged

Ohhh jeeeeezzussss christ on a skate board entering the tail end of a fanny owned by a cat that emerged from garbageg....Picles is shticking you, Shuke. Don't fight it.....

Who's doing what to who now?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

pretty sure online casinos are rigged

Ohhh jeeeeezzussss christ on a skate board entering the tail end of a fanny owned by a cat that emerged from garbageg....Picles is shticking you, Shuke. Don't fight it.....

Who's doing what to who now?

Don't fight it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

hey

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm at my parents' house in SC for the long weekend and, since Friday, have eaten almost nothing but vegetables from the local farmers' market. Stewed corn, fresh sliced homegrown tomatoes (with a little salt and pepper), squash casserole, fried okra, and so on. Today for lunch was bacon and homegrown tomato sandwiches. I my mother and the passion we share for summer vegetables.:drool:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Catch and release, although fun and exciting, sucks. That is all.

I forgot, I'm a terrible, terrible, person.

I really appreciate you guys letting this slide. You're all great iFriends. Have a great Independence Day my swarmy brothers and sisters.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

pretty sure online casinos are rigged

Ohhh jeeeeezzussss christ on a skate board entering the tail end of a fanny owned by a cat that emerged from garbageg....Picles is shticking you, Shuke. Don't fight it.....

Who's doing what to who now?

to whom

 

[tommyboy]

Hey look at that, it's 1pm and I haven't had a beer yet. Kids just left. Time to put the moves on my wife, take a bong rip, crack that first beer, then take the light rail to the Blues Fest.Happy 4th all my iBuddies.

took my daughter to see Buddy Guy there last night, he was pretty great. I winced every time he dropped the F-bomb though, tender 9 yr old ears. I'm not sure she even noticed, i pretended nothing happened. Thrill of the night was ramming through the sea of people to about 80 ft from the stage so she could get a good close up view of a legend. Portland, right now, is awesome.

 

[Guster]

Relationship with my gf of 2.5 years is on the ropes. We're giving it the ol "one last try."

Time to commence heavy drinking. I'm on my 2nd beergarita right now and about to get a 3rd before playing with fire as I grill corn, chicken and burgers

 

[Tiger Fan]

6 weeks til MHVI

 

[Mr. Pickles]

6 weeks til MHVI

Really looking forward to this one.

 

[Bogart]

My wife uses some kooky search engine where if you search 3.2 million times and watch elventy billion commercials they will send you a 10 dollar Amazon gift card. Great use of your time. Even she says that the results are nowhere near Google accurate, but she still plugs away, hoping to have 100 bucks for Amazon by Christmas.

Anyway, she is wanting to find out how to do some kind of project last night and starts to type into the search bar "how to". The auto complete takes over and the VERY first result is "how to make a dog mount you".

She was not amused by the result, less amused by my "sweet" comment after she told me. I love Internet.

 

[Chaos Commish]

Catch and release, although fun and exciting, sucks. That is all.

I forgot, I'm a terrible, terrible, person.

I really appreciate you guys letting this slide. You're all great iFriends. Have a great Independence Day my swarmy brothers and sisters.

I shot a fish today. But I am not swarmy... usually... i think.Also an Aperol Spritz is the summer drink in Rome according to a world traveler enjoying independence with us today. It tastes like tap water with bubbles and a hint of feet.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pretty much down to a price on the house. I don't know. I'm really nervous (like I'm about to puke) about having two house payments. Looking at the pictures again, I'm still going to have to spend a good amount of dough furnishing the thing.

Thoughts?

Link to house?

linklink

Google Earth

I shot a fish today. But I am not swarmy... usually... i think.

Also an Aperol Spritz is the summer drink in Rome according to a world traveler enjoying independence with us today. It tastes like tap water with bubbles and a hint of feet.

Try harder.

 

[Guster]

Pretty much down to a price on the house. I don't know. I'm really nervous (like I'm about to puke) about having two house payments. Looking at the pictures again, I'm still going to have to spend a good amount of dough furnishing the thing.

Thoughts?

Link to house?

linklink

Google Earth

I shot a fish today. But I am not swarmy... usually... i think.

Also an Aperol Spritz is the summer drink in Rome according to a world traveler enjoying independence with us today. It tastes like tap water with bubbles and a hint of feet.

Try harder.

The place'll look great after you drop ~$55k to improve it tis:seriously nice place though. I hope everything works out with house 1.0 and everything falls into place before the start of school

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pretty much down to a price on the house. I don't know. I'm really nervous (like I'm about to puke) about having two house payments. Looking at the pictures again, I'm still going to have to spend a good amount of dough furnishing the thing.

Thoughts?

Link to house?

linklink

Google Earth

I shot a fish today. But I am not swarmy... usually... i think.

Also an Aperol Spritz is the summer drink in Rome according to a world traveler enjoying independence with us today. It tastes like tap water with bubbles and a hint of feet.

Try harder.

The place'll look great after you drop ~$55k to improve it tis:seriously nice place though. I hope everything works out with house 1.0 and everything falls into place before the start of school

Thanks GB, I appreciate it.

 

[gamera]

Nice crib, GBSLB. Is that a golf-cart garage? Living the dream, baby.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nice crib, GBSLB. Is that a golf-cart garage? Living the dream, baby.

Thanks GB! Uranium prices are going to soar past $100 even $200 a pound. In fact they could see $1000 per pound.

Man, I wish.

 

[shuke]

6 weeks til MHVI

Oh bull####.

 

[Chaos Commish]

Pretty much down to a price on the house. I don't know. I'm really nervous (like I'm about to puke) about having two house payments. Looking at the pictures again, I'm still going to have to spend a good amount of dough furnishing the thing.

Thoughts?

Link to house?

linklink

Google Earth

I shot a fish today. But I am not swarmy... usually... i think.

Also an Aperol Spritz is the summer drink in Rome according to a world traveler enjoying independence with us today. It tastes like tap water with bubbles and a hint of feet.

Try harder.

I'm old and tired. I can't swarm anymore, but I will vicariously through yous others.Nice looking place, SLB. Congrats. Seriously hope all that jazz works out great for all of you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Seriously hope all that jazz works out great for all of you.

Thank you, I sincerely appreciate that.P&S I'm old and tired too.

 

[Bogart]

Woke up this morning, got ready for work, went to put the full trash cans out...then realized, trash man came yesterday while I was still sleeping.

#firstworldproblems

 

[Good Posting Judge]

 

[JbizzleMan]

Taking my dog to see a specialist today. Love how my vet rapes me for $800 only to tell me I need to see someone else. I'm mentally preparing myself for $2k.

 

[mr. furley]

search term "fuller", author "mr. furley" returns some awfully strange results

 

[Abraham]

Good day to you all. I said "good day"!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

search term "fuller", author "mr. furley" returns some awfully strange results

The same exploration of you and "Dale" is sufficiently creepy.

 

[General Malaise]

Hey look at that, it's 1pm and I haven't had a beer yet. Kids just left. Time to put the moves on my wife, take a bong rip, crack that first beer, then take the light rail to the Blues Fest.Happy 4th all my iBuddies.

took my daughter to see Buddy Guy there last night, he was pretty great. I winced every time he dropped the F-bomb though, tender 9 yr old ears. I'm not sure she even noticed, i pretended nothing happened. Thrill of the night was ramming through the sea of people to about 80 ft from the stage so she could get a good close up view of a legend. Portland, right now, is awesome.

So much fun....

 

[Good Posting Judge]

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[urbanhack]

first The Bachelor and now Casey Anthony??

 

[Bogart]

Two things I know little to nothing about, but feel like I should know more: Casey Anthony and the Women's World Cup.

 

[Sarnoff]

Two things I know little to nothing about, but feel like I should know more: Casey Anthony and the Women's World Cup.

Know nothing about Casey Anthony, at all. Haven't followed anything relating to the story, all I saw was occasional headlines but didn't have any context to put them in.I feel OK with knowing nothing about it.

 

[mr. furley]

search term "fuller", author "mr. furley" returns some awfully strange results

The same exploration of you and "Dale" is sufficiently creepy.

this is no surprise

 

[[icon]]

GM will be hearing from Joe Bryant's attorneys post haste.

That is all.

 

[jplvr]

6 weeks til MHVI

Can't wait. Won't miss my flight this time. Bringing wakeboard.

 

[Bogart]

I have taken up a new addiction: finding my favorite small market Root Beer. It is almost as expensive as micro brew beer and probably less healthy. I almost went through a whole 4 pack of Hank's Philadelphia Style yesterday while grilling out.

 

[JbizzleMan]

I have taken up a new addiction: finding my favorite small market Root Beer. It is almost as expensive as micro brew beer and probably less healthy. I almost went through a whole 4 pack of Hank's Philadelphia Style yesterday while grilling out.

Love a good root beer.

 

[Osaurus]

I have taken up a new addiction: finding my favorite small market Root Beer. It is almost as expensive as micro brew beer and probably less healthy. I almost went through a whole 4 pack of Hank's Philadelphia Style yesterday while grilling out.

Love a good root beer.

More of a birch beer fan here. Root beer is okay, but it tastes a little weak IMO.