fatguyinalittlecoat
Footballguy
I have noticed that too but I like how shuke did the research.
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Drifter
Footballguy
Dammit! And I worked fast!
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
but she may be willing to do it on the couch.
General Malaise
Footballguy
It's a genetic survival mechanism. My offspring are better served if I mate with women who can tan. My sons have white hair and nice tans. They can thank me later for breeding with their mom when their banging cheerleaders two at a time.wtf
Could it be a jealosy thing? Pigment envy?
McJose
Footballguy
Hmmmm...
Jackstraw
Footballguy
Somewhere in the last ten years it became okay to "come out" as a jerker. I thought it was cool for a while but I think its time to head back into the jerker closet. Its like pot people. Its a lot more fun if you have to sneak around a little.I agreed to make chicken drumsticks for a friend's family tonight. His wife was a bad auto accident last month and has finally come home from the hospital. I organized a bunch of other families to sign up for a night to take some food over. Yes, look at me. In any event, I have to pull the skin off all the drumsticks, then coat them in my double secret dry rub before putting them in the crock pot. I didn't really want to do that this morning, so I did it last night, set it on low for 6 hours and at 4am, bounced out of bed, skipped down the stairs, removed the chicken from the crockpot and put them in the fridge. Not too much trouble. Then, instead of going back upstairs, I remembered I had HBO and decided to get a quick jerk in on the couch instead of going up to bed. I say that's winning.Going down stairs at 4am is suddenly an inconvenience?
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
At least one of them will be banging girl cheerleaders.It's a genetic survival mechanism. My offspring are better served if I mate with women who can tan. My sons have white hair and nice tans. They can thank me later for breeding with their mom when their banging cheerleaders two at a time.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Thanks JackstrawSomewhere in the last ten years it became okay to "come out" as a jerker. I thought it was cool for a while but I think its time to head back into the jerker closet. Its like pot people. Its a lot more fun if you have to sneak around a little.I agreed to make chicken drumsticks for a friend's family tonight. His wife was a bad auto accident last month and has finally come home from the hospital. I organized a bunch of other families to sign up for a night to take some food over. Yes, look at me. In any event, I have to pull the skin off all the drumsticks, then coat them in my double secret dry rub before putting them in the crock pot. I didn't really want to do that this morning, so I did it last night, set it on low for 6 hours and at 4am, bounced out of bed, skipped down the stairs, removed the chicken from the crockpot and put them in the fridge. Not too much trouble. Then, instead of going back upstairs, I remembered I had HBO and decided to get a quick jerk in on the couch instead of going up to bed. I say that's winning.Going down stairs at 4am is suddenly an inconvenience?
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Gadzooks
Footballguy
What is this?
Gadzooks
Footballguy
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Mr.Pack
Footballguy
A personal timeout.I was getting too crazy in the political threads, pissing off a lot of people. Realized that isn't really me, so I gave myself a timeout.Feels good to be back.Where you been?'Mr.Pack said:How is everyone?
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
I took it the last 3 days, today I decided to ride the wave and not take it.:monkeyass:Is it bad to take Immodium AD every day? Because I've been doing that for a while now.
tommyboy
Footballguy
Ok, Himmler.It's a genetic survival mechanism. My offspring are better served if I mate with women who can tan. My sons have white hair and nice tans. They can thank me later for breeding with their mom when their banging cheerleaders two at a time.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Even if its just to get more booze, viagra and cocaine?In my book..................................yes.Going down stairs at 4am is suddenly an inconvenience?
cosjobs
Footballguy
I'd pay top dollar for him to keep track of my mileage and expenses.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I had a feeling I was going to disappointed by the answer.
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
7 months ago in AIM chat, I posted about how my nerdy (and I'm nerdy, so you know he's gotta be really, really nerdy), never-been-kissed friend had begun dating a girl (approx. 4-5 on the offdee scale) and how it was brutally, horribly awkward. She came over to my apartment and barely said two words the entire time.
They got engaged today. He's 25, she's 22.
Congrats?
They got engaged today. He's 25, she's 22.
Congrats?
tommyboy
Footballguy
apparently he let Thundercock do all the talking
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
In my book.............................no.'cosjobs said:Even if its just to get more booze, viagra and cocaine?In my book..................................yes.Going down stairs at 4am is suddenly an inconvenience?
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
They have. They've even had sex (apparently).
gamera
Footballguy
I've seen Dr. Chopp. He used to have a partner named Hitt.
Lomez
Footballguy
I attended a wedding not long ago between two people who had been together a little over a year and had not yet kissed when they married. No shtick.
Bogart
Footballguy
Was just thinking the same thing, "Robbie, everyone who knows you knows that is your swing."WTF?!?
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Nick Jonas wearing eye black and taking this celebrity softball game VERY seriously
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
My power has been out for over 6 hours now. I'm charging my iPhone via my laptop battery. I just bought a ####ton of good food at whole foods yesterday. It's all going bad, isn't it? 
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
50/50. Had some good local hummus and just froze all this fruit for smoothies. Organic yogurt etc. ####.
nephilim
Footballguy
where are you?btw, that is why you have a whole house generator or a portable you can run the house on... i also keep multiple 2 liter bottles of frozen water in the chest freezer... cheap insurance if you don´t have a generator...of course the bottles are also what i use to keep the keg cold during fantasy football weekend. - i´m cheap... 4 rotating bottles (set of 12) plus the initial ice bath keep the beer a lot colder than a kegerator...My power has been out for over 6 hours now. I'm charging my iPhone via my laptop battery. I just bought a ####ton of good food at whole foods yesterday. It's all going bad, isn't it?
mr. furley
Footballguy
ah, baseball fights. has anyone besides Robin Ventura ever actually been punched in one of these things?
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Pittsburgh. There was a storm at 5 but nothing too crazy. Power has been out ever since. I'm in an apartment, so generator isn't feasible for me. I'm just pissed because my fridge is empty most of the time and the one day I spend $$ it's going to be wasted. Is there any chance things are salvageable?where are you?btw, that is why you have a whole house generator or a portable you can run the house on... i also keep multiple 2 liter bottles of frozen water in the chest freezer... cheap insurance if you don´t have a generator...of course the bottles are also what i use to keep the keg cold during fantasy football weekend. - i´m cheap... 4 rotating bottles (set of 12) plus the initial ice bath keep the beer a lot colder than a kegerator...My power has been out for over 6 hours now. I'm charging my iPhone via my laptop battery. I just bought a ####ton of good food at whole foods yesterday. It's all going bad, isn't it?
Sarnoff
Footballguy
A fridge will keep food OK for 24 hours, if you don't open the door.My power has been out for over 6 hours now. I'm charging my iPhone via my laptop battery. I just bought a ####ton of good food at whole foods yesterday. It's all going bad, isn't it?
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
What if I opened it once 5 hours ago for a Gatorade because I figured the damn power would be back on by the end of my workout?A fridge will keep food OK for 24 hours, if you don't open the door.My power has been out for over 6 hours now. I'm charging my iPhone via my laptop battery. I just bought a ####ton of good food at whole foods yesterday. It's all going bad, isn't it?
Texas Football
Footballguy
Screwed.Go buy a bag of ice and save what you can.What if I opened it once 5 hours ago for a Gatorade because I figured the damn power would be back on by the end of my workout?A fridge will keep food OK for 24 hours, if you don't open the door.My power has been out for over 6 hours now. I'm charging my iPhone via my laptop battery. I just bought a ####ton of good food at whole foods yesterday. It's all going bad, isn't it?
nephilim
Footballguy
if you have a balcony, get a small one. something that can run the fridge, tv and a couple of lights (and dsl/cable modem//laptop/fan). they are cheap and don´t take much space...life with electricity is much better... women love electricity (careful - hair dryers draw a lot of current - check your math...)...Pittsburgh. There was a storm at 5 but nothing too crazy. Power has been out ever since. I'm in an apartment, so generator isn't feasible for me. I'm just pissed because my fridge is empty most of the time and the one day I spend $$ it's going to be wasted. Is there any chance things are salvageable?where are you?btw, that is why you have a whole house generator or a portable you can run the house on... i also keep multiple 2 liter bottles of frozen water in the chest freezer... cheap insurance if you don´t have a generator...of course the bottles are also what i use to keep the keg cold during fantasy football weekend. - i´m cheap... 4 rotating bottles (set of 12) plus the initial ice bath keep the beer a lot colder than a kegerator...My power has been out for over 6 hours now. I'm charging my iPhone via my laptop battery. I just bought a ####ton of good food at whole foods yesterday. It's all going bad, isn't it?
How long does this make the keg last? Also, what size tub/container are you using to keep the keg in?where are you?btw, that is why you have a whole house generator or a portable you can run the house on... i also keep multiple 2 liter bottles of frozen water in the chest freezer... cheap insurance if you don´t have a generator...of course the bottles are also what i use to keep the keg cold during fantasy football weekend. - i´m cheap... 4 rotating bottles (set of 12) plus the initial ice bath keep the beer a lot colder than a kegerator...My power has been out for over 6 hours now. I'm charging my iPhone via my laptop battery. I just bought a ####ton of good food at whole foods yesterday. It's all going bad, isn't it?
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Looks like camera missed the biggest blow at about the :45 second mark.
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