GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[urbanhack]

Would be great shtick if Gadzooks flew in to dog sit

Yo...someone was murdered in the hood on Monday night. Gunned down at Yo Yo Laundromat.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It looks like Chicago isn't going to happen. We canceled going to the lake next week with friends since we are moving 8/5 which means no vacation for me this year. I really could use a vacation too. A vacation from my problems. I've been baby steppin'. I've been doing the work.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

You live in Wisconsin, right? That's not that far from me.I would never watch your dog though. Just making conversation.

Congrats on your nuptials stryker your poor stupid *******.

 

[urbanhack]

It looks like Chicago isn't going to happen. We canceled going to the lake next week with friends since we are moving 8/5 which means no vacation for me this year. I really could use a vacation too. A vacation from my problems. I've been baby steppin'. I've been doing the work.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

What About St. Louis Bob? could be a pretty decent flick.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

What About St. Louis Bob? could be a pretty decent flick.

Meet Me In St. Louis Bob

 

[dharmapunk]

Must be flying scorpions. You're screwed.

They don't have to fly to get up there. They craaaaaaaaawl.'sack, please send me friend invite on FB. I miss seeing your shenanigans, pics, etc.

Me too. WTF.

Ok Bob, how can I put this gently?Who the #### are you?

That's not nice. It's really more like: who the #### am I?

I've read your work. You're a funny guy. I like you. Don't make any mistake about that. But we've had precious little contact and I wouldn't even know how to add you on FB. I don't even know your name, dude. Krista and I have ihistory beyond the FFA. I know her last name by memory.

See what I'm getting at?

I desperately want to frot with Bobby Sac and Truck and even they're not my FB friends (Sac's wife keeps intercepting my weekly love letters [to Bob] and Truck has a restraining order, which makes no sense because if any city & state would understand my flaming hardon love, it'd be his).

I'm saying we need to snuggle first. Speak some cheap nothings. Finger my cornhole and tell me my schlong puts Finless to shame. Then whisper your name in my ear. After a reacharound or two and mud in your eye, we can talk about Facebook.

Ok?

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

just rented this place near Gatlinburg for some time in October. Should have decided on this months ago (October is "peak time") and I could have had a better selection, but this will do. You know why I love vacation? Vacation sex. I'm going to foul up that whole place. I may even let my wife help me some. I hope they heavily chlorinate that hot tub.

Slap it high? Slap it low? Slap it from behind? Slap it with one leg up on the counter?

 

[urbanhack]

just rented this place near Gatlinburg for some time in October. Should have decided on this months ago (October is "peak time") and I could have had a better selection, but this will do. You know why I love vacation? Vacation sex. I'm going to foul up that whole place. I may even let my wife help me some. I hope they heavily chlorinate that hot tub.

Slap it high? Slap it low? Slap it from behind? Slap it with one leg up on the counter?

what dates are available for us to stop by?

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

just rented this place near Gatlinburg for some time in October. Should have decided on this months ago (October is "peak time") and I could have had a better selection, but this will do. You know why I love vacation? Vacation sex. I'm going to foul up that whole place. I may even let my wife help me some. I hope they heavily chlorinate that hot tub.

Slap it high? Slap it low? Slap it from behind? Slap it with one leg up on the counter?

what dates are available for us to stop by?

I can pencil you in on the 7th, GB

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What About St. Louis Bob? could be a pretty decent flick.

Meet Me In St. Louis Bob

Must be flying scorpions. You're screwed.

They don't have to fly to get up there. They craaaaaaaaawl.'sack, please send me friend invite on FB. I miss seeing your shenanigans, pics, etc.

Me too. WTF.

Ok Bob, how can I put this gently?Who the #### are you?

That's not nice. It's really more like: who the #### am I?

I've read your work. You're a funny guy. I like you. Don't make any mistake about that. But we've had precious little contact and I wouldn't even know how to add you on FB. I don't even know your name, dude. Krista and I have ihistory beyond the FFA. I know her last name by memory.

See what I'm getting at?

I desperately want to frot with Bobby Sac and Truck and even they're not my FB friends (Sac's wife keeps intercepting my weekly love letters [to Bob] and Truck has a restraining order, which makes no sense because if any city & state would understand my flaming hardon love, it'd be his).

I'm saying we need to snuggle first. Speak some cheap nothings. Finger my cornhole and tell me my schlong puts Finless to shame. Then whisper your name in my ear. After a reacharound or two and mud in your eye, we can talk about Facebook.

Ok?

I've never been so confuddled by a post in my life.

I'm FB friends with Truck, Krista and others here, I was asking the same from Bobby Sac.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It looks like Chicago isn't going to happen. We canceled going to the lake next week with friends since we are moving 8/5 which means no vacation for me this year. I really could use a vacation too. A vacation from my problems. I've been baby steppin'. I've been doing the work.

:( :( :(I just made a couple of phone calls but things don't look good.

 

[dharmapunk]

What About St. Louis Bob? could be a pretty decent flick.

Meet Me In St. Louis Bob

Must be flying scorpions. You're screwed.

They don't have to fly to get up there. They craaaaaaaaawl.'sack, please send me friend invite on FB. I miss seeing your shenanigans, pics, etc.

Me too. WTF.

Ok Bob, how can I put this gently?Who the #### are you?

That's not nice. It's really more like: who the #### am I?

I've read your work. You're a funny guy. I like you. Don't make any mistake about that. But we've had precious little contact and I wouldn't even know how to add you on FB. I don't even know your name, dude. Krista and I have ihistory beyond the FFA. I know her last name by memory.

See what I'm getting at?

I desperately want to frot with Bobby Sac and Truck and even they're not my FB friends (Sac's wife keeps intercepting my weekly love letters [to Bob] and Truck has a restraining order, which makes no sense because if any city & state would understand my flaming hardon love, it'd be his).

I'm saying we need to snuggle first. Speak some cheap nothings. Finger my cornhole and tell me my schlong puts Finless to shame. Then whisper your name in my ear. After a reacharound or two and mud in your eye, we can talk about Facebook.

Ok?

I've never been so confuddled by a post in my life.

I'm FB friends with Truck, Krista and others here, I was asking the same from Bobby Sac.

TRUCK HAS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?

 

[dharmapunk]

What About St. Louis Bob? could be a pretty decent flick.

Meet Me In St. Louis Bob

Must be flying scorpions. You're screwed.

They don't have to fly to get up there. They craaaaaaaaawl.'sack, please send me friend invite on FB. I miss seeing your shenanigans, pics, etc.

Me too. WTF.

Ok Bob, how can I put this gently?Who the #### are you?

That's not nice. It's really more like: who the #### am I?

I've read your work. You're a funny guy. I like you. Don't make any mistake about that. But we've had precious little contact and I wouldn't even know how to add you on FB. I don't even know your name, dude. Krista and I have ihistory beyond the FFA. I know her last name by memory.

See what I'm getting at?

I desperately want to frot with Bobby Sac and Truck and even they're not my FB friends (Sac's wife keeps intercepting my weekly love letters [to Bob] and Truck has a restraining order, which makes no sense because if any city & state would understand my flaming hardon love, it'd be his).

I'm saying we need to snuggle first. Speak some cheap nothings. Finger my cornhole and tell me my schlong puts Finless to shame. Then whisper your name in my ear. After a reacharound or two and mud in your eye, we can talk about Facebook.

Ok?

I've never been so confuddled by a post in my life.

I'm FB friends with Truck, Krista and others here, I was asking the same from Bobby Sac.

TRUCK HAS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What About St. Louis Bob? could be a pretty decent flick.

Meet Me In St. Louis Bob

Must be flying scorpions. You're screwed.

They don't have to fly to get up there. They craaaaaaaaawl.'sack, please send me friend invite on FB. I miss seeing your shenanigans, pics, etc.

Me too. WTF.

Ok Bob, how can I put this gently?Who the #### are you?

That's not nice. It's really more like: who the #### am I?

I've read your work. You're a funny guy. I like you. Don't make any mistake about that. But we've had precious little contact and I wouldn't even know how to add you on FB. I don't even know your name, dude. Krista and I have ihistory beyond the FFA. I know her last name by memory.

See what I'm getting at?

I desperately want to frot with Bobby Sac and Truck and even they're not my FB friends (Sac's wife keeps intercepting my weekly love letters [to Bob] and Truck has a restraining order, which makes no sense because if any city & state would understand my flaming hardon love, it'd be his).

I'm saying we need to snuggle first. Speak some cheap nothings. Finger my cornhole and tell me my schlong puts Finless to shame. Then whisper your name in my ear. After a reacharound or two and mud in your eye, we can talk about Facebook.

Ok?

I've never been so confuddled by a post in my life.

I'm FB friends with Truck, Krista and others here, I was asking the same from Bobby Sac.

I'm pretty sure we ARE FB friends. :shuked:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What About St. Louis Bob? could be a pretty decent flick.

Meet Me In St. Louis Bob

Must be flying scorpions. You're screwed.

They don't have to fly to get up there. They craaaaaaaaawl.'sack, please send me friend invite on FB. I miss seeing your shenanigans, pics, etc.

Me too. WTF.

Ok Bob, how can I put this gently?Who the #### are you?

That's not nice. It's really more like: who the #### am I?

I've read your work. You're a funny guy. I like you. Don't make any mistake about that. But we've had precious little contact and I wouldn't even know how to add you on FB. I don't even know your name, dude. Krista and I have ihistory beyond the FFA. I know her last name by memory.

See what I'm getting at?

I desperately want to frot with Bobby Sac and Truck and even they're not my FB friends (Sac's wife keeps intercepting my weekly love letters [to Bob] and Truck has a restraining order, which makes no sense because if any city & state would understand my flaming hardon love, it'd be his).

I'm saying we need to snuggle first. Speak some cheap nothings. Finger my cornhole and tell me my schlong puts Finless to shame. Then whisper your name in my ear. After a reacharound or two and mud in your eye, we can talk about Facebook.

Ok?

I've never been so confuddled by a post in my life.

I'm FB friends with Truck, Krista and others here, I was asking the same from Bobby Sac.

I believe the confusion here lies in the fact that krista was addressing dharmapunk as, "'sack", meaning flysack, and you interpreted it as her addressing me as 'sack. I could be wrong, though.Still not sure how you could NOT know we're facebook friends, though. That one's going to sting for a while. Like scorpion coitus interruptus.

 

[dharmapunk]

What About St. Louis Bob? could be a pretty decent flick.

Meet Me In St. Louis Bob

Must be flying scorpions. You're screwed.

They don't have to fly to get up there. They craaaaaaaaawl.'sack, please send me friend invite on FB. I miss seeing your shenanigans, pics, etc.

Me too. WTF.

Ok Bob, how can I put this gently?Who the #### are you?

That's not nice. It's really more like: who the #### am I?

I've read your work. You're a funny guy. I like you. Don't make any mistake about that. But we've had precious little contact and I wouldn't even know how to add you on FB. I don't even know your name, dude. Krista and I have ihistory beyond the FFA. I know her last name by memory.

See what I'm getting at?

I desperately want to frot with Bobby Sac and Truck and even they're not my FB friends (Sac's wife keeps intercepting my weekly love letters [to Bob] and Truck has a restraining order, which makes no sense because if any city & state would understand my flaming hardon love, it'd be his).

I'm saying we need to snuggle first. Speak some cheap nothings. Finger my cornhole and tell me my schlong puts Finless to shame. Then whisper your name in my ear. After a reacharound or two and mud in your eye, we can talk about Facebook.

Ok?

I've never been so confuddled by a post in my life.

I'm FB friends with Truck, Krista and others here, I was asking the same from Bobby Sac.

I'm pretty sure we ARE FB friends. :shuked:

Alright, all shtick aside, I was friends with a few FFA-related peeps. But awhile back I took a break from the internetz and I think those guys got caught in a non-related friend sweep. Pretty sure I was FB friends with Manback and Bob's fake account. Oh and STB, pm me your name and whatnot and I'll add you.

EDIT: Or not.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It looks like Chicago isn't going to happen. We canceled going to the lake next week with friends since we are moving 8/5 which means no vacation for me this year. I really could use a vacation too. A vacation from my problems. I've been baby steppin'. I've been doing the work.

:( :( :(I just made a couple of phone calls but things don't look good.

Send the boys on a plane to Phoenix. Uncle Bob will watch 'em for a few days.

 

[dharmapunk]

What About St. Louis Bob? could be a pretty decent flick.

Meet Me In St. Louis Bob

Must be flying scorpions. You're screwed.

They don't have to fly to get up there. They craaaaaaaaawl.'sack, please send me friend invite on FB. I miss seeing your shenanigans, pics, etc.

Me too. WTF.

Ok Bob, how can I put this gently?Who the #### are you?

That's not nice. It's really more like: who the #### am I?

I've read your work. You're a funny guy. I like you. Don't make any mistake about that. But we've had precious little contact and I wouldn't even know how to add you on FB. I don't even know your name, dude. Krista and I have ihistory beyond the FFA. I know her last name by memory.

See what I'm getting at?

I desperately want to frot with Bobby Sac and Truck and even they're not my FB friends (Sac's wife keeps intercepting my weekly love letters [to Bob] and Truck has a restraining order, which makes no sense because if any city & state would understand my flaming hardon love, it'd be his).

I'm saying we need to snuggle first. Speak some cheap nothings. Finger my cornhole and tell me my schlong puts Finless to shame. Then whisper your name in my ear. After a reacharound or two and mud in your eye, we can talk about Facebook.

Ok?

I've never been so confuddled by a post in my life.

I'm FB friends with Truck, Krista and others here, I was asking the same from Bobby Sac.

I believe the confusion here lies in the fact that krista was addressing dharmapunk as, "'sack", meaning flysack, and you interpreted it as her addressing me as 'sack. I could be wrong, though.Still not sure how you could NOT know we're facebook friends, though. That one's going to sting for a while. Like scorpion coitus interruptus.

That makes a lot more sense. I was getting mild creepy vibes from SLB. But I figured he was just a real friendly guy, so I answered with some homoshtick.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

TRUCK HAS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?

Oh, Truck. I thought you were referring to somebody else here that drives a truck.

I believe the confusion here lies in the fact that krista was addressing dharmapunk as, "'sack", meaning flysack, and you interpreted it as her addressing me as 'sack. I could be wrong, though.

Still not sure how you could NOT know we're facebook friends, though. That one's going to sting for a while. Like scorpion coitus interruptus.

:checksFB: Oh. I don't think I've ever seen you post.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It looks like Chicago isn't going to happen. We canceled going to the lake next week with friends since we are moving 8/5 which means no vacation for me this year. I really could use a vacation too. A vacation from my problems. I've been baby steppin'. I've been doing the work.

:( :( :(I just made a couple of phone calls but things don't look good.

Send the boys on a plane to Phoenix. Uncle Bob will watch 'em for a few days.

Ever since 9/11 it has been impossible to buy one way tickets without the Feds getting all up in your ####.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

TRUCK HAS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?

Oh, Truck. I thought you were referring to somebody else here that drives a truck.

I believe the confusion here lies in the fact that krista was addressing dharmapunk as, "'sack", meaning flysack, and you interpreted it as her addressing me as 'sack. I could be wrong, though.

Still not sure how you could NOT know we're facebook friends, though. That one's going to sting for a while. Like scorpion coitus interruptus.

:checksFB: Oh. I don't think I've ever seen you post.

Yeah, there's probably nobody on the planet who has done Facebook worse than me since the Winklevoss twins.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It looks like Chicago isn't going to happen. We canceled going to the lake next week with friends since we are moving 8/5 which means no vacation for me this year. I really could use a vacation too. A vacation from my problems. I've been baby steppin'. I've been doing the work.

:( :( :(I just made a couple of phone calls but things don't look good.

Send the boys on a plane to Phoenix. Uncle Bob will watch 'em for a few days.

Ever since 9/11 it has been impossible to buy one way tickets without the Feds getting all up in your ####.

Send stryker's dog with 'em.

 

[dharmapunk]

TRUCK HAS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?

Oh, Truck. I thought you were referring to somebody else here that drives a truck.

Don't sweat blowing his "cover." I've already been facebook stalking him for months now. But...just to be sure we're talking about the same person: what's his real name?

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

TRUCK HAS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?

Oh, Truck. I thought you were referring to somebody else here that drives a truck.

Don't sweat blowing his "cover." I've already been facebook stalking him for months now. But...just to be sure we're talking about the same person: what's his real name?

David Dodds

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Less Facebook begging and more breakfast food talk please

 

[cosjobs]

I'm going to try and stay off Internet today and actually work all day. Wish me luck.

Hourly updates would be apprecaited

 

[Drifter]

It looks like Chicago isn't going to happen. We canceled going to the lake next week with friends since we are moving 8/5 which means no vacation for me this year. I really could use a vacation too. A vacation from my problems. I've been baby steppin'. I've been doing the work.

Haven't taken a real vacation since June/July 2009. Nothing in sight either.

 

[dharmapunk]

TRUCK HAS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?

Oh, Truck. I thought you were referring to somebody else here that drives a truck.

Don't sweat blowing his "cover." I've already been facebook stalking him for months now. But...just to be sure we're talking about the same person: what's his real name?

David Dodds

 

[Disco Stu]

Some in the $200 range but that only includes about 20 minutes/day of "playing". A little inhumane IMO.

Come back to this when you have your first kid GB.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Less Facebook begging and more breakfast food talk please

Eggs Benedict were my addiction for a while. Places have all kinds of variations now. Pulled pork, crab cake, grilled cheese etc. I had to cut back so that I didn't die.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

my current LFC (least favorite commercial): Barbasol radio ad..

America you're looking good

Handsome, free and tall

Close shave, America

Close shave, Barbasol

Close shave Barbasol

handsome, free, and tall?? WTF??

:X

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

my current LFC (least favorite commercial): Barbasol radio ad..

America you're looking good

Handsome, free and tall

Close shave, America

Close shave, Barbasol

Close shave Barbasol

handsome, free, and tall?? WTF??

:X

Obviously wasn't talking to Fin

 

[Good Posting Judge]

That Fin thread is just an angry place to be.

 

[Josie Maran]

That Fin thread is just an angry place to be.

I prefer happy places. Like my pants.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

That Fin thread is just an angry place to be.

yeah, I hope I don't bring that angry mojo over here with my "short" comment. I was just rolling with the joke du jour

 

[Otis]

That Fin thread is just an angry place to be.

Was hoping to peg his frustration meter and really get things going again. Not sure if it worked or not.

 

[Bogart]

I'm going to try and stay off Internet today and actually work all day. Wish me luck.

Hourly updates would be apprecaited

I made it three hours. But only staying on for a minute. Hopefully I can be stronger this afternoon.

 

[EYLive]

I have a question about peanutbutter. Instead of starting a new thread. I'll just post it here.

What brands do you guys/girls prefer?

Smooth? Chunky? Extra Chunky?

Natural style?

Other than bung holes, where are some good and unusual places to use (cook with) PB?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

That Fin thread is just an angry place to be.

Was hoping to peg his frustration meter and really get things going again. Not sure if it worked or not.

I feel bad for anyone who's missed out on hot/cold house shtick. I was dying all day yesterday.

 

[Oh Yes!]

That Fin thread is just an angry place to be.

I prefer happy places. Like my pants.

something fishy about this post

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Last night we all had eggplant parm for dinner, including our 16 month old daughter. As we were changing her diaper, this conversation took place:Wife: "Look at this red spot on her face, what do you think that is?"Me: "Maybe she's allergic to eggplant...(mumbles) every father's dream."Wife: Me:

/hipple

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm saying we need to snuggle first. Speak some cheap nothings. Finger my cornhole and tell me my schlong puts Finless to shame. Then whisper your name in my ear. After a reacharound or two and mud in your eye, we can talk about Facebook. Ok?

No, not okay!

 

[Otis]

That Fin thread is just an angry place to be.

Was hoping to peg his frustration meter and really get things going again. Not sure if it worked or not.

I feel bad for anyone who's missed out on hot/cold house shtick. I was dying all day yesterday.

I have to admit, though it was at my expense, that I was rolling.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Must be flying scorpions. You're screwed.

They don't have to fly to get up there. They craaaaaaaaawl.'sack, please send me friend invite on FB. I miss seeing your shenanigans, pics, etc.

Me too. WTF.

Ok Bob, how can I put this gently?Who the #### are you?

That's not nice. It's really more like: who the #### am I?

I've read your work. You're a funny guy. I like you. Don't make any mistake about that. But we've had precious little contact and I wouldn't even know how to add you on FB. I don't even know your name, dude. Krista and I have ihistory beyond the FFA. I know her last name by memory.

See what I'm getting at?

I desperately want to frot with Bobby Sac and Truck and even they're not my FB friends (Sac's wife keeps intercepting my weekly love letters [to Bob] and Truck has a restraining order, which makes no sense because if any city & state would understand my flaming hardon love, it'd be his).

I'm saying we need to snuggle first. Speak some cheap nothings. Finger my cornhole and tell me my schlong puts Finless to shame. Then whisper your name in my ear. After a reacharound or two and mud in your eye, we can talk about Facebook.

Ok?

oof

 

[General Malaise]

just rented this place near Gatlinburg for some time in October. Should have decided on this months ago (October is "peak time") and I could have had a better selection, but this will do. You know why I love vacation? Vacation sex. I'm going to foul up that whole place. I may even let my wife help me some. I hope they heavily chlorinate that hot tub.

Slap it high? Slap it low? Slap it from behind? Slap it with one leg up on the counter?

Can Krista bring her portable black light over?

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

just rented this place near Gatlinburg for some time in October. Should have decided on this months ago (October is "peak time") and I could have had a better selection, but this will do. You know why I love vacation? Vacation sex. I'm going to foul up that whole place. I may even let my wife help me some. I hope they heavily chlorinate that hot tub.

Slap it high? Slap it low? Slap it from behind? Slap it with one leg up on the counter?

Can Krista bring her portable black light over?

after? sure. before? no, ignorance is bliss

 

[General Malaise]

I have a question about peanutbutter. Instead of starting a new thread. I'll just post it here.What brands do you guys/girls prefer?Smooth? Chunky? Extra Chunky?Natural style?Other than bung holes, where are some good and unusual places to use (cook with) PB?

Grown-ups eat peanut butter? Okay, I'm retiring that schtick for good. Just had to unleash it once more.I don't eat much peanut butter, but I like it okay. I prefer chunky and so do my boys. My boys go through a LOT of peanut butter, though I think my wife helps them along. She loves the stuff.The Natural/Organic peanut butter is prety awful. My ex-wife bought that crap and stored it in the fridge. It spread like small bricks of clay and I didn't like licking off the knife like I do when I spread the Jiffy or Jeff's.Also, would it kill women to either lick the knife off or use a paper towel to get all the peanut butter off the knife before dropping it in the sink to sit all day long, thus forcing a sandblaster to get the crap off later in the day? While I like peanut butter, I'm not crazy about the smell and hate getting it on my fingers.

 

[General Malaise]

just rented this place near Gatlinburg for some time in October. Should have decided on this months ago (October is "peak time") and I could have had a better selection, but this will do. You know why I love vacation? Vacation sex. I'm going to foul up that whole place. I may even let my wife help me some. I hope they heavily chlorinate that hot tub.

Slap it high? Slap it low? Slap it from behind? Slap it with one leg up on the counter?

Can Krista bring her portable black light over?

after? sure.

Man, I bet it'll look like Eddie Van Halen was over there splatter painting.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Going to Dollywood?

NOT. A. CHANCE. Then again it probably wouldn't be busy in October. Any fun to be had?