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'urbanhack said:
'EYLive said:
'shuke said:
Speaking of high school...I have my 20th reunion coming up. Agenda:Friday: football game against crosstown rival then have bar rented outSaturday: semi-formal event Sunday: family picnicSeems a bit much, no?
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One event a day isn't much.
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For a 20 year reunion?? It's awkward enough hanging out for one night, let alone 3 freaking days in a row with people you haven't seen in 5 or 10 years.
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When you put it that way, I agree that it's awkward. But at least there will be lots of drinks.
 
On Thursday, a group of Buddhists traveled to Gloucester and purchased 534 lobsters, about 600 pounds worth, from a wholesaler and dumped them back into the sea in a prayer ceremony in which the crustaceans’ bands were cut and blessed water was sprayed on them. Freedom. But it may have been short-lived. Yesterday, lobstermen from the fishing vessel Degelyse said they had traveled to the site of the ceremony, laid their traps, and hauled up exactly 534 lobsters, according to a local blog, Goodmorninggloucester.org. And then they brought their haul right back to market. “It’s really not meant as a slight toward Buddhism at all,’’ said Joe Ciaramitaro, who runs the blog that broke the story and co-owns Captain Joe and Sons Dock, where the boat and several others offload their catch. “We’re just having fun.’’
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Well played, lobstermen...well played indeed
 
'Tremendous Upside said:
On Thursday, a group of Buddhists traveled to Gloucester and purchased 534 lobsters, about 600 pounds worth, from a wholesaler and dumped them back into the sea in a prayer ceremony in which the crustaceans’ bands were cut and blessed water was sprayed on them. Freedom. But it may have been short-lived. Yesterday, lobstermen from the fishing vessel Degelyse said they had traveled to the site of the ceremony, laid their traps, and hauled up exactly 534 lobsters, according to a local blog, Goodmorninggloucester.org. And then they brought their haul right back to market. “It’s really not meant as a slight toward Buddhism at all,’’ said Joe Ciaramitaro, who runs the blog that broke the story and co-owns Captain Joe and Sons Dock, where the boat and several others offload their catch. “We’re just having fun.’’
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Well played, lobstermen...well played indeed
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"Ouch."
 
Ethier (lad) UNDER 1.5 hits -190

Granderson (nyy) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -160

Jackson (det) NO Run -145

Willingham (oak) NO RBI -135

Pierzynski (chw) YES Hit -220

Maybin (sd) NO Run -145

Butler (kc) NO RBI -150

Young (min) NO Run -190

Ludwick (pit) NO RBI -190

 
there are almost half as many posts in this single thread as Nigel Tufnel has during his lifetime on this message board.

 
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'-fish- said:
'Good said:
'-fish- said:
Just booked a beerwench/draft board girl for our draft.

Please rate her.
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Wow. We've always talked about this, but never gone through with it.
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same here. posted one craiglist ad, and the responses were kind of lame. changed the wording a bit a couple days later and got a ton of responses from the type of girls we're looking for (not hookers or strippers--just fun chicks willing to wear a thong, dance around, fill drinks, etc).
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errr - any openings? :unsure:

 
statorama is the one who fishes the political threads, right?

ah, you know what.. #### it.. i'm not reading them anymore anyways

 
'Buck Bradcanon said:
'beer 30 said:
Hi, my name is beer 30. The dog and I are the only males in our home, I have a 15 year old, a 10 year old and a lump of soul sucking flesh I refer to lovingly as the wife. I hate them all with the white hot passion of a thousand burning suns most of the time. I do a lot of yard work.
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:lmao: :cry: :lmao: :cry: :lmao:
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:lmao: Where is this from?
 
'Nigel Tufnel said:
Quick status update: I have a four day old. Are newborns only cute to the parents?
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After a few drinks the other night, the wife and I were perusing our friends FB pics to see who has cute/ugly kids. Our conclusions:
[*]2 ugly (talking face here, not physique) parents almost always make cute kids

[*]Mixed race couples make very cute kids

[*]2 attractive (again talking face) parents have a 50/50 shot at making cute kids

[*]Rarely is there 1 attractive parent and 1 unattractive parent

 
'General Malaise said:
'Buck Bradcanon said:
'beer 30 said:
Hi, my name is beer 30. The dog and I are the only males in our home, I have a 15 year old, a 10 year old and a lump of soul sucking flesh I refer to lovingly as the wife. I hate them all with the white hot passion of a thousand burning suns most of the time. I do a lot of yard work.
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:lmao: :cry: :lmao: :cry: :lmao:
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:lmao: Where is this from?
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You can just click on the curvy little arrow in the left corner of the quote and it will take you to the source.
 
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