GM's thread about nothing (52 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

So we bought the cheapest mouse traps possible (4 for $1.77) and went with the peanut butter idea. Sure enough, one of the traps was missing the peanut butter but never sprung, because they are such cheap pieces of crap. The other two were untouched, and I say other two because one of them doesn't work because the little metal bar thingy isn't long enough to set the trap. And the one the stupid mouse went after didn't work either because the metal bar was too long and I guess the stupid mouse didn't weight enough to trigger it. So now I have two working taps, all set to go. Hopefully I get a call today about a dead mouse.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm watching Easy A. Again. For, like, the 8th time. I love this movie.

 

[Frostillicus]

5-1, +1.65 on props tonight with three to go.

Yours: 7-2.Mine: 4-0 (3.3 units)Good night.Take Josh Willingham off of your ####### enemies list or you might as well put me on there too.

Done. I did win a bet against him finally recently after being like 0-4, so I guess I can let him slide. And we finished +2.15 last night, despite Cody Ross breaking GM's little albino heart.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

Peanut butter is great. My dog loves it too.

 

[Frostillicus]

Saw this on the way to work. Tanner you aren't road tripping through Minnesota, are you?

 

[Frostillicus]

Saw this on the way to work. Tanner you aren't road tripping through Minnesota, are you?

Wait hold on. I don't know why that's so small.

 

[Frostillicus]

Try this.

 

[Frostillicus]

Yes I know my windshield is dirty.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Saw this on the way to work. Tanner you aren't road tripping through Minnesota, are you?

Wait hold on. I don't know why that's so small.

Probably not the first time you've said that, huh?

 

[eoMMan]

I don't understand Encyclopedia Brown's fascination with starting polls on 80's songs every other day.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Try this.

Two wives?

 

[Frostillicus]

Try this.

Two wives?

Lady, two kids, seven cats.

 

[wadegarrett]

A conversation I just had with my mother...

Her: Do you know when Bill's first soccer game is yet?

Me: No, not yet.

Her: Well do you have the schedule?

Me: No, I don't have the schedule yet.

Her: Well are the games on Saturday or Sunday?

Me:

Her: Hello?

Me: I don't have the schedule yet.

Her: You're the coach and you don't know the schedule?

Me: All I did was submit the registration forms. I don't even know if I'll be a coach yet. When I know, you'll know.

Her: I'll let you go b/c you sound crabby.

Me:

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

A conversation I just had with my mother...Her: Do you know when Bill's first soccer game is yet?Me: No, not yet.Her: Well do you have the schedule?Me: No, I don't have the schedule yet.Her: Well are the games on Saturday or Sunday?Me: Her: Hello?Me: I don't have the schedule yet.Her: You're the coach and you don't know the schedule?Me: All I did was submit the registration forms. I don't even know if I'll be a coach yet. When I know, you'll know.Her: I'll let you go b/c you sound crabby.Me:

you do sound a bit crabby

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Against the spread Pick 'Em Contest sort of being tossed around in the Wagering Thread. Figured I'd extend the invite to those here:

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=516869&view=findpost&p=13455320

Post there if interested - looks like Derek Numbers will run the pool (he's run many around here before).

Again - NFL ATS Pick Em Contest - $20.00 - all welcome to join.

 

[mr. furley]

A conversation I just had with my mother...Her: Do you know when Bill's first soccer game is yet?Me: No, not yet.Her: Well do you have the schedule?Me: No, I don't have the schedule yet.Her: Well are the games on Saturday or Sunday?Me: Her: Hello?Me: I don't have the schedule yet.Her: You're the coach and you don't know the schedule?Me: All I did was submit the registration forms. I don't even know if I'll be a coach yet. When I know, you'll know.Her: I'll let you go b/c you sound crabby.Me:

you do sound a bit crabby

she's your mother for chrissakes. try to be nice :slap:

 

[Oh Yes!]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

Peanut Butter. Applied to both sides of the bread to ensure no sogginess.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

turkey bacon

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

Chopped pickle, paprika.

 

[Oh Yes!]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

Peanut Butter. Applied to both sides of the bread to ensure no sogginess.

this some kinda joke?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Man, this is gross. Fun stuff starts at 1:35.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

Peanut Butter. Applied to both sides of the bread to ensure no sogginess.

this some kinda joke?

Something like that.

 

[Sarnoff]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

capers

 

[eoMMan]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

spinach

 

[Josie Maran]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

Cheese, bacon, sausage, and another egg. Possibly some sort of gravy as well.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I was at 2 and 3 you #$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€%#$€ holes. :hugs:

I was only at 2. Now I don't feel as bad

You only slept with him for 3 days. I'm sure this has happened to you a lot considering what a cornhole whore you've been exposed to be.Funk, I knew TF wasn't at the 3rd one, which is why I didn't mention it.

I really do feel bad for forgetting though

 

[heckmanm]

So we bought the cheapest mouse traps possible (4 for $1.77) and went with the peanut butter idea. Sure enough, one of the traps was missing the peanut butter but never sprung, because they are such cheap pieces of crap. The other two were untouched, and I say other two because one of them doesn't work because the little metal bar thingy isn't long enough to set the trap. And the one the stupid mouse went after didn't work either because the metal bar was too long and I guess the stupid mouse didn't weight enough to trigger it. So now I have two working taps, all set to go. Hopefully I get a call today about a dead mouse.

My link

 

[Zow]

Stood up by:1. Mr. Pickles

I had a hand in this.

explainI was actually mildly perturbed when this happened. I had turned down a couple other options that night (one included an attractive girl) and we had planned on going to one of my favorite places (Nays).

Nye's?

eah, Nye's. Can never remember how to spell it and I'm not even going to try Polanaise.

 

[Zow]

Stood up by:

1. Mr. Pickles

I had a hand in this.

explainI was actually mildly perturbed when this happened. I had turned down a couple other options that night (one included an attractive girl) and we had planned on going to one of my favorite places (Nays).

You turned down a hot chick.....for Pickles? Really? He looks like Ellen Travolta and talks about topics you wouldn't understand. Why would you break a date for that?

I did not break a date. I had set up to meet up with Pickles like the day prior. Late the afternoon the day off the girl called to see what I was doing. I already had plans. As I mentioned I think it's messed up to break already set plans.It worked out though, still bedded a few days later if I remember correctly.

 

[Zow]

I also stood up woz in Vegas, by the way.

say what? i don't even recognize your name

 

[Sarnoff]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

spinach

Spinach is highly underrated. I keep forgetting it's an option at Subway, so easy to go shredded lettuce but if my memory kicks in in time, I go spinach and things get wonderful.

 

[Zow]

Man, you guys really really REALLY don't like the woz. Damn.

No kidding I'm now slightly torn between shticking it up in here just upset the people I never intended to upset, or leaving. I was just checking the thread out when I saw myself called out and responded, so never came in here with any alleged ill intention. I'm sure I'll choose the latter.

 

[Zow]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

Cheese, bacon, sausage, and another egg. Possibly some sort of gravy as well.

Just remove the bread part and load up all the fats you want. Big fan of oil and vinegar on my egg sandwiches.

 

[Tecumseh]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

Avocado.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Man, you guys really really REALLY don't like the woz. Damn.

No kidding I'm now slightly torn between shticking it up in here just upset the people I never intended to upset, or leaving. I was just checking the thread out when I saw myself called out and responded, so never came in here with any alleged ill intention. I'm sure I'll choose the latter.

come 'ere and gimmie a hug

 

[Zow]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

Avocado.

oh, nice

 

[Tecumseh]

Awesome. My kid's school: http://www.ajc.com/news/smoke-evacuates-elementary-school-1137344.html

 

[Zow]

Man, you guys really really REALLY don't like the woz. Damn.

No kidding I'm now slightly torn between shticking it up in here just upset the people I never intended to upset, or leaving. I was just checking the thread out when I saw myself called out and responded, so never came in here with any alleged ill intention. I'm sure I'll choose the latter.

come 'ere and gimmie a hug

btw text pics down for now. phone was stolen. and your pizza looks awesome

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

turkey bacon

bacon bacon

 

[Lomez]

bacon fat fried turkey

 

[eoMMan]

Awesome. My kid's school: http://www.ajc.com/news/smoke-evacuates-elementary-school-1137344.html

Was your kid smoking in the restroom?

 

[Oh Yes!]

bacon fat fried turkey

this is why i come here. thanks for the tip.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

spinach

Spinach is highly underrated. I keep forgetting it's an option at Subway, so easy to go shredded lettuce but if my memory kicks in in time, I go spinach and things get wonderful.

x 1000.Those Subway f'ers reflexively reach for the lettuce, and I'm always like "Ah ah ah!" Spinach is great. Also a good basis for a salad.

 

[Tecumseh]

Awesome. My kid's school: http://www.ajc.com/news/smoke-evacuates-elementary-school-1137344.html

Was your kid smoking in the restroom?

 

[mr. furley]

It worked out though, still bedded a few days later if I remember correctly.

Pickles?

 

[eoMMan]

what can i add to an egg sandwhich that wont compromise the healthiness of the meal?

spinach

Spinach is highly underrated. I keep forgetting it's an option at Subway, so easy to go shredded lettuce but if my memory kicks in in time, I go spinach and things get wonderful.

x 1000.Those Subway f'ers reflexively reach for the lettuce, and I'm always like "Ah ah ah!" Spinach is great. Also a good basis for a salad.

Spinach, roasted red peppers, and mozzarella cheese is a good combo on almost anything.

 

[mr. furley]

good italian sausage, spinach and ricotta pizza is really the only way to go

 

[Frostillicus]

So we bought the cheapest mouse traps possible (4 for $1.77) and went with the peanut butter idea. Sure enough, one of the traps was missing the peanut butter but never sprung, because they are such cheap pieces of crap. The other two were untouched, and I say other two because one of them doesn't work because the little metal bar thingy isn't long enough to set the trap. And the one the stupid mouse went after didn't work either because the metal bar was too long and I guess the stupid mouse didn't weight enough to trigger it. So now I have two working taps, all set to go. Hopefully I get a call today about a dead mouse.

My link

I laughed, and I've seen it before.

 

[SofaKings]

So my professor gave me five sealed letters of recommendation and I opened one so that I could scan it online. Holy ####, I couldn't write that highly about myself if you paid me. Why do people still request references and letters of recommendation nowadays?