GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[JerseyToughGuys]

 

[Lomez]

THAT'S NUTS!nuts

Seriously. There's about 3 million people in the greater St. Louis area. The only thing that would have shocked me more is Bobby Sac was his best friend.

I love Mike. Good peeps.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I don't want to be the guy to tell anyone that they can't iHangout anywhere else, but it'd too bad that we'd lose good posters from this thread b/c of Woz being, well, Woz.Proposal: Woz, why don't you start your own personal thread? Anecdotes from your own life, dating advice, etc. Like this thread, but with more of a Woznian flavor? I dunno.

woz haters, wait.....

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

every thread around here goes through a woz phase at some point

 

[Lomez]

Count me in the keep-Woz-out contingent.He's just so maddening.

Jesus. I've seriously not tried to mess up any thread here. Heck, people were whining about me in here when I hadn't even posted anything. For the most part I've kept shtick out of here. I firmly believe I could post an incredibly comical yet insightful dissertation and it'd somehow piss you people off and you'd whine about it for pages. How crabby are you guys? Relax, really, it'll be okay.

Do you see other posters regularly eliciting these kind of reactions?

No, and that's kinda my point

Why do you give a ####? People have wined about thousands of things in here. Congratulations! You're one of thousands. Drop it and move on to something you can impact positively. You're like the freshman girl who sits in the bleachers at football practice and tries to make sure the starting QB can see what's under her miniskirt. You want him to like you, but it doesn't ever seem to work that way. Absent his affection, you'll settle for anything that garners his attention. And you don't seem to care that your standing up and yelling for him to look at you annoys the #### out of everybody else on the planet. The only real difference is that there's a penis under your miniskirt and none of the rest of us are in high school.

 

[McJose]

Count me in the keep-Woz-out contingent.

He's just so maddening.

Jesus. I've seriously not tried to mess up any thread here. Heck, people were whining about me in here when I hadn't even posted anything. For the most part I've kept shtick out of here. I firmly believe I could post an incredibly comical yet insightful dissertation and it'd somehow piss you people off and you'd whine about it for pages. How crabby are you guys? Relax, really, it'll be okay.

Do you see other posters regularly eliciting these kind of reactions?

No, and that's kinda my point

Why do you give a ####? People have wined about thousands of things in here. Congratulations! You're one of thousands. Drop it and move on to something you can impact positively. You're like the freshman girl who sits in the bleachers at football practice and tries to make sure the starting QB can see what's under her miniskirt. You want him to like you, but it doesn't ever seem to work that way. Absent his affection, you'll settle for anything that garners his attention. And you don't seem to care that your standing up and yelling for him to look at you annoys the #### out of everybody else on the planet. The only real difference is that there's a penis under your miniskirt and none of the rest of us are in high school.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Well, that was a weird comparison.

 

[dharmapunk]

every thread around here goes through a woz phase at some point

What I don't understand is why the haters can't all ignore him like they do me.No, don't respond to this. I'd rather wonder.

 

[Lomez]

Can somebody tell me what fly just posted?

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Call me crazy, but I think a little too much emotion is being put into the whole deal about who posts in what thread.

 

[Lomez]

Call me crazy, but I think a little too much emotion is being put into the whole deal about who posts in what thread.

You walk your toothpicks elsewhere, mister.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Call me crazy, but I think a little too much emotion is being put into the whole deal about who posts in what thread.

Did you manage to type all of that out without shattering one of your toothpick-tibias?

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Call me crazy, but I think a little too much emotion is being put into the whole deal about who posts in what thread.

Did you manage to type all of that out without shattering one of your toothpick-tibias?

yadda yadda eyebrow yadda yadda huge head yadda yadda ...

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Call me crazy, but I think a little too much emotion is being put into the whole deal about who posts in what thread.

You walk your toothpicks elsewhere, mister.

you shut your whore mouth

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

I have this female cousin...I might have told the story of her making her kids wear safety glasses when they had a Silly String fight...who is pretty weird.She as Caucasian as they come. She makes Amanda Seyfried look like Dikembe Mutombo. GM looks like George Hamilton next to her. She married a guy whose parents were born in El Salvador. Her husband, while technically 'Hispanic', is 100% Americanized and looks more Italian than anything. Her kids, while not as crackerish as her, would never be mistaken for being part Latino.For some reason she decided to give her kids very Spanish sounding first names. Their last name is Spanish. She insists that their names are pronounced with the proper accent. Her daughter is named Claudia...you MUST say it like CLOUD-EE-UH. Do NOT screw that up. The whole thing is a little weird.

Reminds me of a linguistics professor I had in college. She was your typical pudgy, pasty Wisconsinite who so desperately wanted to be Hispanic. She married a Hispanic guy and insisted on using their naming convention. So instead of going from 'Katie Smith' to 'Katie Gonzalez' she went by Katie Smith de Gonzalez. Terrible name, terrible prof. You just don't expect someone with a doctorate in linguistics to say things like 'supposably'.

 

[dharmapunk]

Can somebody tell me what fly just posted?

Nonsensical ramblings. Just ignore it my man.

 

[Osaurus]

A week from today I will be in Vancouver. Can anyone recommend a good Chinese restaurant in Richmond?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

A week from today I will be in Vancouver. Can anyone recommend a good Chinese restaurant in Richmond?

Imagine that I posted something incredibly childish and racist, but in jest, so I don't need to get clipped for it.

 

[shamwow!]

I have this female cousin...I might have told the story of her making her kids wear safety glasses when they had a Silly String fight...who is pretty weird.

She as Caucasian as they come. She makes Amanda Seyfried look like Dikembe Mutombo. GM looks like George Hamilton next to her. She married a guy whose parents were born in El Salvador. Her husband, while technically 'Hispanic', is 100% Americanized and looks more Italian than anything. Her kids, while not as crackerish as her, would never be mistaken for being part Latino.

For some reason she decided to give her kids very Spanish sounding first names. Their last name is Spanish. She insists that their names are pronounced with the proper accent. Her daughter is named Claudia...you MUST say it like CLOUD-EE-UH. Do NOT screw that up.

The whole thing is a little weird.

Reminds me of a linguistics professor I had in college. She was your typical pudgy, pasty Wisconsinite who so desperately wanted to be Hispanic. She married a Hispanic guy and insisted on using their naming convention. So instead of going from 'Katie Smith' to 'Katie Gonzalez' she went by Katie Smith de Gonzalez. Terrible name, terrible prof. You just don't expect someone with a doctorate in linguistics to say things like 'supposably'.

Hey, I resemble that remark

 

[McJose]

I have this female cousin...I might have told the story of her making her kids wear safety glasses when they had a Silly String fight...who is pretty weird.She as Caucasian as they come. She makes Amanda Seyfried look like Dikembe Mutombo. GM looks like George Hamilton next to her. She married a guy whose parents were born in El Salvador. Her husband, while technically 'Hispanic', is 100% Americanized and looks more Italian than anything. Her kids, while not as crackerish as her, would never be mistaken for being part Latino.For some reason she decided to give her kids very Spanish sounding first names. Their last name is Spanish. She insists that their names are pronounced with the proper accent. Her daughter is named Claudia...you MUST say it like CLOUD-EE-UH. Do NOT screw that up. The whole thing is a little weird.

Reminds me of a linguistics professor I had in college. She was your typical pudgy, pasty Wisconsinite who so desperately wanted to be Hispanic. She married a Hispanic guy and insisted on using their naming convention. So instead of going from 'Katie Smith' to 'Katie Gonzalez' she went by Katie Smith de Gonzalez. Terrible name, terrible prof. You just don't expect someone with a doctorate in linguistics to say things like 'supposably'.

Did she overpluck her eyebrows and then draw them back in with a Sharpie?

 

[Funkley]

Our bleachers were pretty far from the field......would have taken quite the poon to catch my attention.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Woz>hi.

You're a good friend of mine, so don't take this personally.

Please leave.

This isn't the thread for you. It's not really the thread for me, but I'm entertained enough that I post smileys every once in a while. You'll never be able to control yourself enough to just do that, and you're obviously upsetting a lot of people with coming in here and making the last 5 pages a wozfest.

Why would you want to do that? Regardless of what the actual reasons are, or how good your intentions are, it's just not going to work out. Bow out gracefully, go post in the other 50 threads on this page, or create your own. It's just bringing a bunch of negativity whenever your name is seen next to a post, whatever that post may be.

Just accept it, stop harping on the reasons for it, and just go. Thanks, buddy.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Maybe if you guys invited tismhochet into the thread it would drive Woz away. Flawless plan.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Maybe if you guys invited into the thread it would drive Woz away. Flawless plan.

Please edit your post and remove his name. TIA.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just an FYI, women don't change their names until after the wedding ceremony.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Damn...now I kinda wish I would have named one of my kids something like Seamus Switchblade.

If I have another boy he'll likely be Ronan Brick. My father was a bricklayer.(as was a lot of my family)

Shouldn't it be Layen Brick then?

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Maybe if you guys invited into the thread it would drive Woz away. Flawless plan.

Please edit your post and remove his name. TIA.

I altered the spelling to confound the search function.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Tanner> didn't want to post on FB, but your boy is going to break some hearts.

You would think that but right now he's watching Big Brother with his mommy and they've been discussing it like they're in some MIT think-tank.

So you're not expecting him to do any better than she did?

ZZINGbot

 

[Oh Yes!]

when i was in highschool football we had a big rivalry game with a neighboring town the next day.

my brother pooped on the visiting bleachers.

 

[mr. furley]

Call me crazy, but I think a little too much emotion is being put into the whole deal about who posts in what thread.

You walk your toothpicks elsewhere, mister.

maybe it's just me but the skinny legs jokes will never get old

 

[Osaurus]

A week from today I will be in Vancouver. Can anyone recommend a good Chinese restaurant in Richmond?

Imagine that I posted something incredibly childish and racist, but in jest, so I don't need to get clipped for it.

Thanks for this. Seriously though...I have not had good Chinese food since I moved to Florida and Vancouver is supposed to have some of the best. Yada yada yada...egg loll.

 

[Drifter]

A week from today I will be in Vancouver. Can anyone recommend a good Chinese restaurant in Richmond?

Not in Vancouver but if you get over to Victoria, eat at Il Terrazo. Seriously

 

[Osaurus]

A week from today I will be in Vancouver. Can anyone recommend a good Chinese restaurant in Richmond?

Not in Vancouver but if you get over to Victoria, eat at Il Terrazo. Seriously

Gonna be around UBC and the airport and then off to Alaska...wish I had another day there.

 

[Frostillicus]

Maybe if you guys invited into the thread it would drive Woz away. Flawless plan.

Please edit your post and remove his name. TIA.

I altered the spelling to confound the search function.

I'm willing to wager he searches for all kinds of various spellings of his name. Then again, I'm willing to wager on nearly everything. In a related note, Austin Jackson just struck out.

 

[Frostillicus]

So next week I leave on that trip I mentioned in here before (Boston, Cooperstown, New York). We have plenty of recommendations for places to eat/drink in Boston and Cooperstown is Cooperstown, but how about some good restaurants/bars in New York, other than Sbarro? Specifically good places to go before/after the Yankee game and/or in Manhattan area that are casual to semi-casual.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So next week I leave on that trip I mentioned in here before (Boston, Cooperstown, New York). We have plenty of recommendations for places to eat/drink in Boston and Cooperstown is Cooperstown, but how about some good restaurants/bars in New York, other than Sbarro? Specifically good places to go before/after the Yankee game and/or in Manhattan area that are casual to semi-casual.

I'll get TUP out of chat for you...

 

[eoMMan]

There's a good ATS NFL contest that is being put together for the regular season. I think many of you here (GM, Frost, SLB, etc.) would have fun with it. Derrek is running it. I'll bump the thread. It's only $25.

 

[McJose]

So next week I leave on that trip I mentioned in here before (Boston, Cooperstown, New York). We have plenty of recommendations for places to eat/drink in Boston and Cooperstown is Cooperstown, but how about some good restaurants/bars in New York, other than Sbarro? Specifically good places to go before/after the Yankee game and/or in Manhattan area that are casual to semi-casual.

Lutece...Sardi's...Toots Shor's...

 

[EYLive]

A week from today I will be in Vancouver. Can anyone recommend a good Chinese restaurant in Richmond?

Imagine that I posted something incredibly childish and racist, but in jest, so I don't need to get clipped for it.

Thanks for this. Seriously though...I have not had good Chinese food since I moved to Florida and Vancouver is supposed to have some of the best. Yada yada yada...egg loll.

I wouldn't ask a bunch of whites about Chinese food. You're better off Yelping it.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

So next week I leave on that trip I mentioned in here before (Boston, Cooperstown, New York). We have plenty of recommendations for places to eat/drink in Boston and Cooperstown is Cooperstown, but how about some good restaurants/bars in New York, other than Sbarro? Specifically good places to go before/after the Yankee game and/or in Manhattan area that are casual to semi-casual.

Didn't forget about you GB...Been thinking about this...It's such an immense topicbe easier if you could narrow it down to an area, a price range or a type of cuisine

 

[Frostillicus]

So next week I leave on that trip I mentioned in here before (Boston, Cooperstown, New York). We have plenty of recommendations for places to eat/drink in Boston and Cooperstown is Cooperstown, but how about some good restaurants/bars in New York, other than Sbarro? Specifically good places to go before/after the Yankee game and/or in Manhattan area that are casual to semi-casual.

Didn't forget about you GB...Been thinking about this...It's such an immense topicbe easier if you could narrow it down to an area, a price range or a type of cuisine

gotcha. I'll PM you with more specifics.

 

[urbanhack]

wait...woz is in here now??

at least I was in vegas while it happened.

 

[Gadzooks]

So next week I leave on that trip I mentioned in here before (Boston, Cooperstown, New York). We have plenty of recommendations for places to eat/drink in Boston and Cooperstown is Cooperstown, but how about some good restaurants/bars in New York, other than Sbarro? Specifically good places to go before/after the Yankee game and/or in Manhattan area that are casual to semi-casual.

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!! Boston----- Cooperstown..... You are passing right thru the GADZOOKS ZONE!!!! Finally it's happening!!! You're bringing Amanda to me!!!How are we gonna do this? Are you going to tell her about me first and maybe she and I should start talking/texting (nude pics)? Or should we play it like you just happen to bump into me and then you introduce us? I picture you saying: "Oh Amanda, this my handsome friend Gadzooks, Gadzooks this my sexy softball teammate Amanda" and then "Dream Weaver" starts playing in the background as we shake hands, though we just keep holding hands and staring into each other's eyes while you stand there smiling giving me the thumbs up. I then take her home and provide her with minutes of somewhat passionate love-making. This may be the greatest love story ever told. Romeo and Juliet can suck it.

 

[Frostillicus]

So next week I leave on that trip I mentioned in here before (Boston, Cooperstown, New York). We have plenty of recommendations for places to eat/drink in Boston and Cooperstown is Cooperstown, but how about some good restaurants/bars in New York, other than Sbarro? Specifically good places to go before/after the Yankee game and/or in Manhattan area that are casual to semi-casual.

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!! Boston----- Cooperstown..... You are passing right thru the GADZOOKS ZONE!!!! Finally it's happening!!! You're bringing Amanda to me!!!How are we gonna do this? Are you going to tell her about me first and maybe she and I should start talking/texting (nude pics)? Or should we play it like you just happen to bump into me and then you introduce us? I picture you saying: "Oh Amanda, this my handsome friend Gadzooks, Gadzooks this my sexy softball teammate Amanda" and then "Dream Weaver" starts playing in the background as we shake hands, though we just keep holding hands and staring into each other's eyes while you stand there smiling giving me the thumbs up. I then take her home and provide her with minutes of somewhat passionate love-making. This may be the greatest love story ever told. Romeo and Juliet can suck it.

I don't know how to break this to you good buddy, but it's just me, my dad, and my brother. No Amanda. I didn't even think to invite her.

 

[Mr.Pack]

So next week I leave on that trip I mentioned in here before (Boston, Cooperstown, New York). We have plenty of recommendations for places to eat/drink in Boston and Cooperstown is Cooperstown, but how about some good restaurants/bars in New York, other than Sbarro? Specifically good places to go before/after the Yankee game and/or in Manhattan area that are casual to semi-casual.

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!! Boston----- Cooperstown..... You are passing right thru the GADZOOKS ZONE!!!! Finally it's happening!!! You're bringing Amanda to me!!!How are we gonna do this? Are you going to tell her about me first and maybe she and I should start talking/texting (nude pics)? Or should we play it like you just happen to bump into me and then you introduce us? I picture you saying: "Oh Amanda, this my handsome friend Gadzooks, Gadzooks this my sexy softball teammate Amanda" and then "Dream Weaver" starts playing in the background as we shake hands, though we just keep holding hands and staring into each other's eyes while you stand there smiling giving me the thumbs up. I then take her home and provide her with minutes of somewhat passionate love-making. This may be the greatest love story ever told. Romeo and Juliet can suck it.

I don't know how to break this to you good buddy, but it's just me, my dad, and my brother. No Amanda. I didn't even think to invite her.

I think you need to add YOU to your Enemies list.

 

[Josie Maran]

So next week I leave on that trip I mentioned in here before (Boston, Cooperstown, New York). We have plenty of recommendations for places to eat/drink in Boston and Cooperstown is Cooperstown, but how about some good restaurants/bars in New York, other than Sbarro? Specifically good places to go before/after the Yankee game and/or in Manhattan area that are casual to semi-casual.

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!! Boston----- Cooperstown..... You are passing right thru the GADZOOKS ZONE!!!! Finally it's happening!!! You're bringing Amanda to me!!!How are we gonna do this? Are you going to tell her about me first and maybe she and I should start talking/texting (nude pics)? Or should we play it like you just happen to bump into me and then you introduce us? I picture you saying: "Oh Amanda, this my handsome friend Gadzooks, Gadzooks this my sexy softball teammate Amanda" and then "Dream Weaver" starts playing in the background as we shake hands, though we just keep holding hands and staring into each other's eyes while you stand there smiling giving me the thumbs up. I then take her home and provide her with minutes of somewhat passionate love-making. This may be the greatest love story ever told. Romeo and Juliet can suck it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't think Amanda's all THAT hot.

 

[dharmapunk]

I don't think Amanda's all THAT hot.

Looks like we have a discrepancy here. I can be an impartial judge. I don't even know who Amanda is. PM me the pics and I'll drop the fair flysack rating.

 

[Gadzooks]

So next week I leave on that trip I mentioned in here before (Boston, Cooperstown, New York). We have plenty of recommendations for places to eat/drink in Boston and Cooperstown is Cooperstown, but how about some good restaurants/bars in New York, other than Sbarro? Specifically good places to go before/after the Yankee game and/or in Manhattan area that are casual to semi-casual.

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!! Boston----- Cooperstown..... You are passing right thru the GADZOOKS ZONE!!!! Finally it's happening!!! You're bringing Amanda to me!!!How are we gonna do this? Are you going to tell her about me first and maybe she and I should start talking/texting (nude pics)? Or should we play it like you just happen to bump into me and then you introduce us? I picture you saying: "Oh Amanda, this my handsome friend Gadzooks, Gadzooks this my sexy softball teammate Amanda" and then "Dream Weaver" starts playing in the background as we shake hands, though we just keep holding hands and staring into each other's eyes while you stand there smiling giving me the thumbs up. I then take her home and provide her with minutes of somewhat passionate love-making. This may be the greatest love story ever told. Romeo and Juliet can suck it.

I don't know how to break this to you good buddy, but it's just me, my dad, and my brother. No Amanda. I didn't even think to invite her.

Oh that's fine. Hope you guys have a good trip. By the way, check out my sig.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Nerd shtickery: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=605826