GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)

[ren hoek]

Real quick:

A girl I work with is into me and I think the only thing preventing me from hitting that #### is the lack of physical contact (and of course, the fact that we work together). I find it very hard to go from workplace flirtation to whatever else. I have her number but would rather try to move things forward at work since things seem to go much better in real life than over the phone. I don't care about the job at all and am looking for something else.

What's a good way for me to initiate some form of physical contact with her when she's sitting next to me?

 

[Oh Yes!]

im a blackhawks season ticket holder (top row of stadium) and we paid $25 per seat per game this year. when tickets went on sale to the public they were something like $60 face. wtf is that? is this a normal thing in other cities?

 

[Oh Yes!]

Real quick:A girl I work with is into me and I think the only thing preventing me from hitting that #### is the lack of physical contact (and of course, the fact that we work together). I find it very hard to go from workplace flirtation to whatever else. I have her number but would rather try to move things forward at work since things seem to go much better in real life than over the phone. I don't care about the job at all and am looking for something else. What's a good way for me to initiate some form of physical contact with her when she's sitting next to me?

accidentally leave your dong piece out of your zipper

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Real quick:A girl I work with is into me and I think the only thing preventing me from hitting that #### is the lack of physical contact (and of course, the fact that we work together). I find it very hard to go from workplace flirtation to whatever else. I have her number but would rather try to move things forward at work since things seem to go much better in real life than over the phone. I don't care about the job at all and am looking for something else. What's a good way for me to initiate some form of physical contact with her when she's sitting next to me?

I'm confused. Why don't you just ask her out for some drinks?

 

[kotzwinkle]

To my daughter's teacher: just because you can put together a list of class supplies that we're willing to buy and provide you to stock the classroom doesn't mean you can turn it into a freaking scavenger hunt. It's a small town. There's one office supply store here. They don't stock the pens that you demand my child have, and you know it.

I know you guys do this to get back at the parents who named their kids goofy stuff. Now I'm collateral damage in your war.

 

[ren hoek]

Real quick:A girl I work with is into me and I think the only thing preventing me from hitting that #### is the lack of physical contact (and of course, the fact that we work together). I find it very hard to go from workplace flirtation to whatever else. I have her number but would rather try to move things forward at work since things seem to go much better in real life than over the phone. I don't care about the job at all and am looking for something else. What's a good way for me to initiate some form of physical contact with her when she's sitting next to me?

I'm confused. Why don't you just ask her out for some drinks?

She's 19

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So I got out of work late today, and couldn't make it home before my fantasy draft, which begins in 7 mins. So I went to my local after work watering hole and got lit up. Back sitting at my desk listening to the new Girls album and drinking and getting ready to draft. Hifive?ETA: 1 Magners, 1 Guinness, 2 Jameson Shots and 4 Pint Sized Jack and Cokes for $14! GB knowing the bartender

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

To my daughter's teacher: just because you can put together a list of class supplies that we're willing to buy and provide you to stock the classroom doesn't mean you can turn it into a freaking scavenger hunt. It's a small town. There's one office supply store here. They don't stock the pens that you demand my child have, and you know it. I know you guys do this to get back at the parents who named their kids goofy stuff. Now I'm collateral damage in your war.

Amazon down?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

So I got out of work late today, and couldn't make it home before my fantasy draft, which begins in 7 mins. So I went to my local after work watering hole and got lit up. Back sitting at my desk listening to the new Girls album and drinking and getting ready to draft. Hifive?ETA: 1 Magners, 1 Guinness, 2 Jameson Shots and 4 Pint Sized Jack and Cokes for $14! GB knowing the bartender

ill have a beer with you.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Oakland airport not too scary

 

[kotzwinkle]

To my daughter's teacher: just because you can put together a list of class supplies that we're willing to buy and provide you to stock the classroom doesn't mean you can turn it into a freaking scavenger hunt. It's a small town. There's one office supply store here. They don't stock the pens that you demand my child have, and you know it. I know you guys do this to get back at the parents who named their kids goofy stuff. Now I'm collateral damage in your war.

Amazon down?

list came out monday. supposed to bring the crap to meet the teacher night tonight. didn't count on the teacher not looking to see what the store carried. also music teacher will only allow gray 3-ring binders. you can find black, white and dark blue everywhere. go try to find a gray binder.

 

[kotzwinkle]

Oakland airport not too scary

just remember if you're driving and people throw stuff at your car, they're just welcoming you to their neighborhood.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Real quick:A girl I work with is into me and I think the only thing preventing me from hitting that #### is the lack of physical contact (and of course, the fact that we work together). I find it very hard to go from workplace flirtation to whatever else. I have her number but would rather try to move things forward at work since things seem to go much better in real life than over the phone. I don't care about the job at all and am looking for something else. What's a good way for me to initiate some form of physical contact with her when she's sitting next to me?

I'm confused. Why don't you just ask her out for some drinks?

She's 19

And?

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Oakland airport not too scary

Have your driver take you through Rockridge and report back. Make sure to let all the locals know you are down with the Surenos.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

So I got out of work late today, and couldn't make it home before my fantasy draft, which begins in 7 mins. So I went to my local after work watering hole and got lit up. Back sitting at my desk listening to the new Girls album and drinking and getting ready to draft. Hifive?ETA: 1 Magners, 1 Guinness, 2 Jameson Shots and 4 Pint Sized Jack and Cokes for $14! GB knowing the bartender

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Brought my youngest son Cooper into work with me today. He's been asleep on our couch most of the day as he was up at 4am with massive pain in his right ear. Poor kid is prone to ear infections at the tail end of a nasty cold/flu, which he had last week/weekend. We are staying at my parents house this week as they are on vacation and I'm watching their dogs. I searched all over their house for some pain reliever to give him, but couldn't find anything that wasn't "Extra Strength" this or "Maximum Stregth" that - each bottle coming with a massive warning NOT to give to children; especially children with a fever (which he didn't have according to the reliable 'hand to forehead' technique, but I wasn't taking any chances).As his tears flowed and my attempt to find a suitable pain reliever turned desperate I stumbled upon a bottle of oxycodone for my mom in the far back corners of a kitchen cabinet. I thought about it for a second and decided I had little choice. It was 4am, he was in massive pain and I didn't like my other options. So I took a knife, cut one pill into quarters and made him take one with a glass of water.And it worked. He went back to bed. And we went to the doctor's today and got all the antiboitics/meds we need to battle his raging red ear infection. But the poor boy has been incredibly listless and very tired today, spending the last few hours sleeping on the couch.

So you were concerned with extra strength tylenol, buy ok with 1/4 oxycodone?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Oakland airport not too scary

Have your driver take you through Rockridge and report back. Make sure to let all the locals know you are down with the Surenos.

lol at driver

 

[Hawks64]

im a blackhawks season ticket holder (top row of stadium) and we paid $25 per seat per game this year. when tickets went on sale to the public they were something like $60 face. wtf is that? is this a normal thing in other cities?

:quickhijack: if you are ever looking to unload a game or two let me know would love to buy any unwanted games off your hands. And I think there was a pretty significant price increase this year. Buying Single Game tickets is ~78 a piece, really sucks. :quickhijack:

 

[dharmapunk]

Real quick:

A girl I work with is into me and I think the only thing preventing me from hitting that #### is the lack of physical contact (and of course, the fact that we work together). I find it very hard to go from workplace flirtation to whatever else. I have her number but would rather try to move things forward at work since things seem to go much better in real life than over the phone. I don't care about the job at all and am looking for something else.

What's a good way for me to initiate some form of physical contact with her when she's sitting next to me?

I'm confused. Why don't you just ask her out for some drinks?

She's 19

Invite her to a party? Or, if you think she'd be receptive, invite her to your place for movie night with wine. Choose the movies well. Don't overthrow you receiver with Deep Throat (or even the soft core stuff), but don't limp wrist it either with Sponge Bob. Romantic comedies (suffer for your pleasure, son) or semi-steamy R-rated flicks. Wild Orchid and 9 1/2 Weeks were gold in my ditch digging years. Yea, I'm old. Point is women are suggestive creatures. Let the movies set the mood and you're in like Flynn.

Best of luck. Updates are now mandatory.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

To my daughter's teacher: just because you can put together a list of class supplies that we're willing to buy and provide you to stock the classroom doesn't mean you can turn it into a freaking scavenger hunt. It's a small town. There's one office supply store here. They don't stock the pens that you demand my child have, and you know it. I know you guys do this to get back at the parents who named their kids goofy stuff. Now I'm collateral damage in your war.

Amazon down?

list came out monday. supposed to bring the crap to meet the teacher night tonight. didn't count on the teacher not looking to see what the store carried. also music teacher will only allow gray 3-ring binders. you can find black, white and dark blue everywhere. go try to find a gray binder.

Man, this sounds ridiculous.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Coliseum looks like thunderdome

 

[Limp Ditka]

Coliseum looks like thunderdome

 

[Frostillicus]

From the bleached, goofy pic I saw, I'd say Amanda is cute.

Seems like she may have an athletic "just one of the guys" thing going on (like Jenny MacArthur in The League). If so, I'd bump her up to very cute.

Both true. And she loves me.

 

[Frostillicus]

OMG, blog has made $2.27. I'M SO EFFING RICH

I average about $40 a month, rook. Not counting direct email solicitations for links, etc.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

OMG, blog has made $2.27. I'M SO EFFING RICH

I average about $40 a month, rook. Not counting direct email solicitations for links, etc.

 

[cosjobs]

Hear the latest in dictator wackiness?Apparently, Ghaddafi had a whole stash of pics of Condi Rice. They guy was obsessed with her, um, like sexually and stuff. Condi Rice.

I find this nearly as disturbing as genocide.

 

[Frostillicus]

By the way, it's my wife and I's 11th anniversary today. We're celebrating by watching a rerun of the Office and drinking beer.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Coliseum looks like thunderdome

It's a gigantic piece of crap. I hope that damned thing burns down. Especially Mount Davis.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

By the way, it's my wife and I's 11th anniversary today. We're celebrating by watching a rerun of the Office and drinking beer.

Congratulations on 11 years together.

 

[mr. furley]

Probably nothing to worry about until he starts talking about retiring but then signs with the Jets or Vikings.

sonofa#####!

 

[dharmapunk]

By the way, it's my wife and I's 11th anniversary today. We're celebrating by watching a rerun of the Office and drinking beer.

Keeper.

 

[trogg78]

By the way, it's my wife and I's 11th anniversary today. We're celebrating by watching a rerun of the Office and drinking beer.

We just celebrated our 11th last week painting our living room. No sex too. My wife is scared of my poison ivy. It seems to keep spreading. I gotta get rid of this soon because when my wife delivers 9/9 it will be at least six weeks before I get any.

 

[gamera]

Oakland airport not too scary

Have your driver take you through Rockridge and report back. Make sure to let all the locals know you are down with the Surenos.

I don't think Rock Ridge would be too dangerous. Sheriff Bart and the Waco Kid have it on lockdown.However, someone may have to go back and get a ####-load more dimes.

 

[dharmapunk]

Hear the latest in dictator wackiness?Apparently, Ghaddafi had a whole stash of pics of Condi Rice. They guy was obsessed with her, um, like sexually and stuff. Condi Rice.

I find this nearly as disturbing as genocide.

What is it with anti-American dictators/psychos and their secret creepy American fetishes.Kim Jong and ElvisOsma Bin Laden and porn (porn is American, I don't want to hear otherwise)Ghaddafi and...Condi Rice.It's times like these I get pissed about how bad SNL is. Back in the day they would have KILLED with this material.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Headed to Vegas for the weekend tomorrow. Anyone have any plays they like? I haven't been following anything recently since my account hit 0 and I can't find a viable way to reload it.

Saints big

 

[dharmapunk]

By the way, it's my wife and I's 11th anniversary today. We're celebrating by watching a rerun of the Office and drinking beer.

We just celebrated our 11th last week painting our living room. No sex too. My wife is scared of my poison ivy. It seems to keep spreading. I gotta get rid of this soon because when my wife delivers 9/9 it will be at least six weeks before I get any.

Celebrated my 13th this year with Thai food, a romantic stroll along the river, then a desperate and unsuccessful late-night campaign against a 3 foot tall c0ckblock.Living the high life, gentlemen.

 

[ren hoek]

Real quick:A girl I work with is into me and I think the only thing preventing me from hitting that #### is the lack of physical contact (and of course, the fact that we work together). I find it very hard to go from workplace flirtation to whatever else. I have her number but would rather try to move things forward at work since things seem to go much better in real life than over the phone. I don't care about the job at all and am looking for something else. What's a good way for me to initiate some form of physical contact with her when she's sitting next to me?

I'm confused. Why don't you just ask her out for some drinks?

She's 19

And?

Makes it kind of hard for her to get drinks right?

 

[dharmapunk]

Real quick:A girl I work with is into me and I think the only thing preventing me from hitting that #### is the lack of physical contact (and of course, the fact that we work together). I find it very hard to go from workplace flirtation to whatever else. I have her number but would rather try to move things forward at work since things seem to go much better in real life than over the phone. I don't care about the job at all and am looking for something else. What's a good way for me to initiate some form of physical contact with her when she's sitting next to me?

I'm confused. Why don't you just ask her out for some drinks?

She's 19

And?

Makes it kind of hard for her to get drinks right?

Wait, so how old are you?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

By the way, it's my wife and I's 11th anniversary today. We're celebrating by watching a rerun of the Office and drinking beer.

You really know how to treat a girl.

 

[Frostillicus]

Thanks. The good news is we already celebrated with the sex thing last night/this morning at midnight and had dinner out on Tuesday, so tonight is basically meaningless. Also no gifts and no cards on either side. Makes things so much easier.

 

[McJose]

To my daughter's teacher: just because you can put together a list of class supplies that we're willing to buy and provide you to stock the classroom doesn't mean you can turn it into a freaking scavenger hunt. It's a small town. There's one office supply store here. They don't stock the pens that you demand my child have, and you know it. I know you guys do this to get back at the parents who named their kids goofy stuff. Now I'm collateral damage in your war.

If only there was a regular poster in this thread that worked in the office supply business. If only...

 

[McJose]

Real quick:A girl I work with is into me and I think the only thing preventing me from hitting that #### is the lack of physical contact (and of course, the fact that we work together). I find it very hard to go from workplace flirtation to whatever else. I have her number but would rather try to move things forward at work since things seem to go much better in real life than over the phone. I don't care about the job at all and am looking for something else. What's a good way for me to initiate some form of physical contact with her when she's sitting next to me?

I'm confused. Why don't you just ask her out for some drinks?

She's 19

:airplanenoises:

 

[Funkley]

Congrats! Mrs Funk and I celebrated 18 last week. Spent the day hanging with the kids and fishing.

 

[kotzwinkle]

To my daughter's teacher: just because you can put together a list of class supplies that we're willing to buy and provide you to stock the classroom doesn't mean you can turn it into a freaking scavenger hunt. It's a small town. There's one office supply store here. They don't stock the pens that you demand my child have, and you know it. I know you guys do this to get back at the parents who named their kids goofy stuff. Now I'm collateral damage in your war.

If only there was a regular poster in this thread that worked in the office supply business. If only...

SLB--I need a box of bic stic red pens stat!!! Will trade for bacon.j/k. she's getting papermate, and she's going to have deal with it. I know it's because there's a boy in her class named Justys.

 

[ren hoek]

Real quick:

A girl I work with is into me and I think the only thing preventing me from hitting that #### is the lack of physical contact (and of course, the fact that we work together). I find it very hard to go from workplace flirtation to whatever else. I have her number but would rather try to move things forward at work since things seem to go much better in real life than over the phone. I don't care about the job at all and am looking for something else.

What's a good way for me to initiate some form of physical contact with her when she's sitting next to me?

I'm confused. Why don't you just ask her out for some drinks?

She's 19

Invite her to a party? Or, if you think she'd be receptive, invite her to your place for movie night with wine. Choose the movies well. Don't overthrow you receiver with Deep Throat (or even the soft core stuff), but don't limp wrist it either with Sponge Bob. Romantic comedies (suffer for your pleasure, son) or semi-steamy R-rated flicks. Wild Orchid and 9 1/2 Weeks were gold in my ditch digging years. Yea, I'm old. Point is women are suggestive creatures. Let the movies set the mood and you're in like Flynn.

Best of luck. Updates are now mandatory.

I'm a big fan of this idea. Will definitely keep you posted.

 

[ren hoek]

Real quick:A girl I work with is into me and I think the only thing preventing me from hitting that #### is the lack of physical contact (and of course, the fact that we work together). I find it very hard to go from workplace flirtation to whatever else. I have her number but would rather try to move things forward at work since things seem to go much better in real life than over the phone. I don't care about the job at all and am looking for something else. What's a good way for me to initiate some form of physical contact with her when she's sitting next to me?

I'm confused. Why don't you just ask her out for some drinks?

She's 19

And?

Makes it kind of hard for her to get drinks right?

Wait, so how old are you?

Rather not say here, but it's definitely approaching creepy status.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Oakland airport not too scary

Have your driver take you through Rockridge and report back. Make sure to let all the locals know you are down with the Surenos.

I think you have your Oakland neighborhoods mixed up. If Rude did this in Rockridge, they'd try to hire him to clean their house or mow their lawn.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Oakland airport not too scary

Have your driver take you through Rockridge and report back. Make sure to let all the locals know you are down with the Surenos.

I think you have your Oakland neighborhoods mixed up. If Rude did this in Rockridge, they'd try to hire him to clean their house or mow their lawn.

I know someone who was robbed at knife point there. Don't know too much about Oakland admittedly - I'm an L.A. boy.

 

[Frostillicus]

Just ordered a used DVD of Surviving the Game for 39 cents on Amazon. Hell yes.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I took a #### load of CDs to CDwarehouse and got around $400