GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)

[dharmapunk]

Hear the latest in dictator wackiness?Apparently, Ghaddafi had a whole stash of pics of Condi Rice. They guy was obsessed with her, um, like sexually and stuff. Condi Rice.

I find this nearly as disturbing as genocide.

What is it with anti-American dictators/psychos and their secret creepy American fetishes.Kim Jong and ElvisOsma Bin Laden and porn (porn is American, I don't want to hear otherwise)Ghaddafi and...Condi Rice.It's times like these I get pissed about how bad SNL is. Back in the day they would have KILLED with this material.

I have a feeling it has more to do with how "Pc" Merica has gotten.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2011/08/condi-rice-moammar-kadafi-ghadafi.htmlLA times link with pics of the Condi scrapbook. What a wacko.

 

[Gadzooks]

Zooks owes me an apology.

I believe we made up and hugged via text last night.

 

[dharmapunk]

If I told you guys I was gonna caulk the bathroom trim, would you believe me?

Going to need pics of both your caulk and the trim, or it didn't happen.

You know you dummies could just be her facebook friends. She's in PR so I think she just accepts everyboyd.

Noted. Though I'm pretty paranoid about who I add on FB. I shtick it up big time on there, far more than I ever do on messageboards (I'm actually funny on FB - imagine that), and if you don't know me you could mistake my decadent/lunatic shtick as 100% legit, and call the police, get me fired, etc. My wife (a teacher) is constantly untagging herself from my posts, even as she's laughing at them.

OK, I'm rethinking my position on AH. I've seen the more important side now.

*Fly changing Truck's opinion about something, noted for posterity*ETA: ooof. Not.

 

[Josie Maran]

Rather not say here, but it's definitely approaching creepy status.

When people say it's "approaching" creepy status that really means they're well into creepy status but desperately lying to themselves. She probably has a fake ID. Or find some dive bar and go there. If she doesn't look like the jailbait RN and others start threads about she'll be fine. Especially if she shows off cleavage.

All right, I'm 27. If the intimate coming to my apartment idea dharma mentioned doesn't work I'll give this a shot.

Hey, that's not creepy. I go for 20 year olds sometimes and I'm 29.

I'm 37 and have been messing around with a 19 year old for a few months now. Im not saying it's not creepy, I'm just bragging.

 

[Gadzooks]

My link

Seriously? You been holding that one back from me. And Shuke and Truck can back off, I've been stalking her for too long to lose her to a guy with a mysterious eye brow and another guy with nice Dockers. Oh and at the file name.

Zooks send me that picture back, I somehow deleted it and need to send to shuke.

Done. Although I could have just forwarded it to Shuke... oh wait I don't have his digits.

You know you dummies could just be her facebook friends. She's in PR so I think she just accepts everyboyd.

Because it's early and I'm fairly dumb, I thought "PR" meant Puerto Rico and I was trying to figure out why she's more likely to accept friend requests because she was in Puerto Rico. If she accepts my friend request I'll post a pic of my junk on her wall. Cuz I'm romantic like that.

 

[Gadzooks]

Rather not say here, but it's definitely approaching creepy status.

When people say it's "approaching" creepy status that really means they're well into creepy status but desperately lying to themselves. She probably has a fake ID. Or find some dive bar and go there. If she doesn't look like the jailbait RN and others start threads about she'll be fine. Especially if she shows off cleavage.

All right, I'm 27. If the intimate coming to my apartment idea dharma mentioned doesn't work I'll give this a shot.

Hey, that's not creepy. I go for 20 year olds sometimes and I'm 29.

I'm 37 and have been messing around with a 19 year old for a few months now. Im not saying it's not creepy, I'm just bragging.

I love you and I feel like I want to go on a road trip with you where we only listen "Born to Run" and stop at random shopping Malls and Ice Skating rinks. Wait, is that creepy? Like you care.

 

[dharmapunk]

Real quick:

A girl I work with is into me and I think the only thing preventing me from hitting that #### is the lack of physical contact (and of course, the fact that we work together). I find it very hard to go from workplace flirtation to whatever else. I have her number but would rather try to move things forward at work since things seem to go much better in real life than over the phone. I don't care about the job at all and am looking for something else.

What's a good way for me to initiate some form of physical contact with her when she's sitting next to me?

I'm confused. Why don't you just ask her out for some drinks?

She's 19

Invite her to a party? Or, if you think she'd be receptive, invite her to your place for movie night with wine. Choose the movies well. Don't overthrow you receiver with Deep Throat (or even the soft core stuff), but don't limp wrist it either with Sponge Bob. Romantic comedies (suffer for your pleasure, son) or semi-steamy R-rated flicks. Wild Orchid and 9 1/2 Weeks were gold in my ditch digging years. Yea, I'm old. Point is women are suggestive creatures. Let the movies set the mood and you're in like Flynn.

Best of luck. Updates are now mandatory.

I'm a big fan of this idea. Will definitely keep you posted.

The movie & wine thing was big for me in college. But that's college. I saw the girls at parties and around campus before I pulled that move. I was thinking it might be a bit much if you whip that one out on someone you only see at work. Maybe see if she's into outdoors stuff and ask her for a daytime 'hangout.' Hiking. Swimming (seeing the bikini preview is always nice). Something like that might be a smoother transition from work to the Victory pose on your couch.But take my "advice" with a grain of salt. I've been retired for over a decade here and would probably just drool over her shoulder and cream myself if I were in your shoes.

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm 37 and have been messing around with a 19 year old for a few months now.

Im not saying it's not creepy, I'm just bragging.

I love you and I feel like I want to go on a road trip with you where we only listen "Born to Run" and stop at random shopping Malls and Ice Skating rinks. Wait, is that creepy? Like you care.

X 19

 

[dharmapunk]

My link

Oof, missed this the first time through.So this is what changed Truck's mind.

 

[heckmanm]

In before Pickles says "CD's what?"

Clever. Get your own shtick.

Looking at my receipt they bought about 170 CDs. Prices ranged from $1-$4. I grossed $384, so that's an average of around $2.26/CD. Then I bought Planet Earth Full Series, Avatar, T2/Total Recall Combo Pack, and Man on Fire pre-owned on Blu-Ray. That was buy 3 get 1 free. So I netted $325 after those.

If there is a CDwarehouse near you, I suggest you do the same. It's found money.

Not a fan of their website gimmick of using 15% of the screen

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

My link

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

You know you dummies could just be her facebook friends. She's in PR so I think she just accepts everyboyd.

she's puerto rican? double

 

[Frostillicus]

PR = public relations

 

[dharmapunk]

This morning my son learned that grabbing a woman's breasts and yelling, "Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!" is bad.

I kept quiet while my wife scolded him, but I wanted to shout, "Don't listen to this mad woman! Grab all the boobies you can while you can get away with it! I'm with you, son! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!"

It was heartbreaking. :(

 

[wadegarrett]

Sexiest woman alive single again

:soyou'retellinmethere'sachance:

 

[dharmapunk]

PR = public relations

Thanks for unpacking this for us.

 

[Oh Yes!]

this made me laugh

 

[Tiger Fan]

Anyone have any humorous ideas on what I can dress up my twin boys for at halloween? They'll be 8 months old, so will be for our own (and family and friends) amusement. Since twins, want to go swith some sort of duo/pair/complementary items here. Preferably something that can be easily made and not want to drop $30 each for something they won't even know about.

Early lead is Mario and Luigi.

 

[dharmapunk]

Anyone have any humorous ideas on what I can dress up my twin boys for at halloween? They'll be 8 months old, so will be for our own (and family and friends) amusement. Since twins, want to go swith some sort of duo/pair/complementary items here. Preferably something that can be easily made and not want to drop $30 each for something they won't even know about.Early lead is Mario and Luigi.

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum? They're fat and round like babies. Probably easier costumes to make too. Just find some overalls, paint them red, etc.

 

[Gadzooks]

Anyone have any humorous ideas on what I can dress up my twin boys for at halloween? They'll be 8 months old, so will be for our own (and family and friends) amusement. Since twins, want to go swith some sort of duo/pair/complementary items here. Preferably something that can be easily made and not want to drop $30 each for something they won't even know about.

Early lead is Mario and Luigi.

Have you thought about boobs?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I took a #### load of CDs to CDwarehouse and got around $400

bull####

I had about two milk crates full of stuff. Mostly rap from early 90s though 2008. I got $384 to be exact. They were pretty excited because normally the rap CDs that come in are all scratched up. They probably rejected about 50 CDs or so based on being scratched or having too many of them or they just don't sell some of the stuff I had. There's some good #### though that they rejected. A few Roots CDs, Liquid Swords, talib Kweli, some Public Enemy etc. I might try and sell them all as a package deal on Craigslist maybe. I figure I have all this music backed up on two computers, an external, and an iPod, so why not get paid on the dust collectors.

PM Jim11, he'll buy them.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

Anyone have any humorous ideas on what I can dress up my twin boys for at halloween? They'll be 8 months old, so will be for our own (and family and friends) amusement. Since twins, want to go swith some sort of duo/pair/complementary items here. Preferably something that can be easily made and not want to drop $30 each for something they won't even know about.

Early lead is Mario and Luigi.

Have you thought about boobs?

all day, every day

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I took a #### load of CDs to CDwarehouse and got around $400

bull####

I had about two milk crates full of stuff. Mostly rap from early 90s though 2008. I got $384 to be exact. They were pretty excited because normally the rap CDs that come in are all scratched up. They probably rejected about 50 CDs or so based on being scratched or having too many of them or they just don't sell some of the stuff I had. There's some good #### though that they rejected. A few Roots CDs, Liquid Swords, talib Kweli, some Public Enemy etc. I might try and sell them all as a package deal on Craigslist maybe. I figure I have all this music backed up on two computers, an external, and an iPod, so why not get paid on the dust collectors.

PM Jim11, he'll buy them.

 

[Drifter]

Anyone have any humorous ideas on what I can dress up my twin boys for at halloween? They'll be 8 months old, so will be for our own (and family and friends) amusement. Since twins, want to go swith some sort of duo/pair/complementary items here. Preferably something that can be easily made and not want to drop $30 each for something they won't even know about.

Early lead is Mario and Luigi.

Have you thought about boobs?

Pretty much constantly.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Rather not say here, but it's definitely approaching creepy status.

When people say it's "approaching" creepy status that really means they're well into creepy status but desperately lying to themselves. She probably has a fake ID. Or find some dive bar and go there. If she doesn't look like the jailbait RN and others start threads about she'll be fine. Especially if she shows off cleavage.

All right, I'm 27. If the intimate coming to my apartment idea dharma mentioned doesn't work I'll give this a shot.

Hey, that's not creepy. I go for 20 year olds sometimes and I'm 29.

I'm 37 and have been messing around with a 19 year old for a few months now. Im not saying it's not creepy, I'm just bragging.

Did you see Louie last night?

 

[FDASv2.0]

I need some help.

I'm suppose to be supplying my church's fantasy football league with "draft material" for those that can't even go and buy a magazine. I print out the Yahoo Draft Kit every year and just make copies. My work blocked Yahoo Fantasy Sports literally hours ago. My draft is tomorrow morning.

If someone has the ability to email me the PDF file that is the Draft Kit, please let me know. I will PM you my email address. There will be much good karma, pics of the first girl I date post divorce, and maybe a ham in it for ya.

Thanks.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Anyone have any humorous ideas on what I can dress up my twin boys for at halloween? They'll be 8 months old, so will be for our own (and family and friends) amusement. Since twins, want to go swith some sort of duo/pair/complementary items here. Preferably something that can be easily made and not want to drop $30 each for something they won't even know about.Early lead is Mario and Luigi.

Baby Joker and Batbaby?

 

[Frostillicus]

I need some help.I'm suppose to be supplying my church's fantasy football league with "draft material" for those that can't even go and buy a magazine. I print out the Yahoo Draft Kit every year and just make copies. My work blocked Yahoo Fantasy Sports literally hours ago. My draft is tomorrow morning.If someone has the ability to email me the PDF file that is the Draft Kit, please let me know. I will PM you my email address. There will be much good karma, pics of the first girl I date post divorce, and maybe a ham in it for ya.Thanks.

PM me the email

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

2. The joint at the base of my big toe. It really hurts. It's been getting progressively worse the past couple months. I could barely walk last night after my son's soccer practice. Yes, I'm coaching soccer and I don't know anything about it.

You sure you don't have the gout, gb? I do and it blows.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Shuke> sounds like gout

oops, :honda:

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

Exchange I had with a chest-tacular co-worker this morning wearing a deeeeeep v-neck t-shirt today.

Chesty: Good morning! I like your shirt. (this).

Me (trying not to stare at her cleavage and failing miserably): Thanks, I uh, like your shirt too.

C (giggling): You're an Indians fan?

M: who?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Exchange I had with a chest-tacular co-worker this morning wearing a deeeeeep v-neck t-shirt today.

Chesty: Good morning! I like your shirt. (this).

Me (trying not to stare at her cleavage and failing miserably): Thanks, I uh, like your shirt too.

C (giggling): You're an Indians fan?

M: who?

You're wearing a girls Beatles shirt?

 

[Drifter]

Anyone have any humorous ideas on what I can dress up my twin boys for at halloween? They'll be 8 months old, so will be for our own (and family and friends) amusement. Since twins, want to go swith some sort of duo/pair/complementary items here. Preferably something that can be easily made and not want to drop $30 each for something they won't even know about.Early lead is Mario and Luigi.

Baby Joker and Batbaby?

Heat and Cold Misers

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

2. The joint at the base of my big toe. It really hurts. It's been getting progressively worse the past couple months. I could barely walk last night after my son's soccer practice. Yes, I'm coaching soccer and I don't know anything about it.

You sure you don't have the gout, gb? I do and it blows.

Let me guess...left foot?

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

Exchange I had with a chest-tacular co-worker this morning wearing a deeeeeep v-neck t-shirt today.

Chesty: Good morning! I like your shirt. (this).

Me (trying not to stare at her cleavage and failing miserably): Thanks, I uh, like your shirt too.

C (giggling): You're an Indians fan?

M: who?

You're wearing a girls Beatles shirt?

closest i could find

 

[FDASv2.0]

I need some help.I'm suppose to be supplying my church's fantasy football league with "draft material" for those that can't even go and buy a magazine. I print out the Yahoo Draft Kit every year and just make copies. My work blocked Yahoo Fantasy Sports literally hours ago. My draft is tomorrow morning.If someone has the ability to email me the PDF file that is the Draft Kit, please let me know. I will PM you my email address. There will be much good karma, pics of the first girl I date post divorce, and maybe a ham in it for ya.Thanks.

PM me the email

PM sent. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

lots of boob talk in here today. well done, fellas

 

[McJose]

Rather not say here, but it's definitely approaching creepy status.

When people say it's "approaching" creepy status that really means they're well into creepy status but desperately lying to themselves. She probably has a fake ID. Or find some dive bar and go there. If she doesn't look like the jailbait RN and others start threads about she'll be fine. Especially if she shows off cleavage.

All right, I'm 27. If the intimate coming to my apartment idea dharma mentioned doesn't work I'll give this a shot.

Hey, that's not creepy. I go for 20 year olds sometimes and I'm 29.

I'm 37 and have been messing around with a 19 year old for a few months now. Im not saying it's not creepy, I'm just bragging.

How does he like junior college?

 

[Drifter]

lots of boob talk in here today. well done, fellas

Not all that much different than yesterday. The boob just had a name.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Looks like Frosty is fb friends with 3 Amandas, so I sent friend requests to them all just to be safe.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Flying to Dallas. This flight is definitely going to be boobilicious.

 

[McJose]

I've been seeing my students wear these shirts for the last year or so. Typically they wear name/skate brand t-shirts that look like somebody vomited on some graffiti.

For some reason I think these are really cool:

Obey Peace Guard

Vivi la Revolucion

Israel

Is it just me?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I've been seeing my students wear these shirts for the last year or so. Typically they wear name/skate brand t-shirts that look like somebody vomited on some graffiti.

For some reason I think these are really cool:

Obey Peace Guard

Vivi la Revolucion

Israel

Is it just me?

Just you.

 

[McJose]

I've been seeing my students wear these shirts for the last year or so. Typically they wear name/skate brand t-shirts that look like somebody vomited on some graffiti.

For some reason I think these are really cool:

Obey Peace Guard

Vivi la Revolucion

Israel

Is it just me?

Just you.

That makes me like them even more, Gomer.

 

[Hawks64]

I've been seeing my students wear these shirts for the last year or so. Typically they wear name/skate brand t-shirts that look like somebody vomited on some graffiti.

For some reason I think these are really cool:

Obey Peace Guard

Vivi la Revolucion

Israel

Is it just me?

Just you.

I like em just fine.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I've been seeing my students wear these shirts for the last year or so. Typically they wear name/skate brand t-shirts that look like somebody vomited on some graffiti.

For some reason I think these are really cool:

Obey Peace Guard

Vivi la Revolucion

Israel

Is it just me?

I dig them.But I also ownthis, so what do I know.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I've been seeing my students wear these shirts for the last year or so. Typically they wear name/skate brand t-shirts that look like somebody vomited on some graffiti.

For some reason I think these are really cool:

Obey Peace Guard

Vivi la Revolucion

Israel

Is it just me?

the last two are sorta cool. But how big are they on they when slapped on a shirt?

 

[mr. furley]

friend of mine in college met a kid through one of his girlfriends.. the kid wound up tagging along with my friend one afternoon when my buddy was coming up to the room for some weed smoking. our room being a central hangout for bunches of people.

somehow he got the impression that we were instant friends and that we all wanted him to be around 24/7. guy would show up at any time of day or night, knocking at the door trying to attach himself to whatever we were doing.

we figured out on the first day that he was off. on day 2 when we tried to split to dinner without him grabbing on to our shirt-tails he said "i've never seen you guys act like this before.. you're usually so cool".

we made it clear to him that we were not his friends, that his behavior went past just strange and that it was in his best interest to stop coming by our room. but he persisted like a kicked puppy. he would show up in the dining hall. at parties. at bars we were at. at the basketball court, etc.

took us weeks to shake this kid. nothing worked. ignoring him didn't work. telling him to beat it didn't work. actually fleeing the scene when we saw him didn't get the point across.

the only way we were finally able to lose the kid was because he somehow attached himself like a remora to another group of people. he found a common interest and moved on to suck the life out of their crew.

crew

 

[mr. furley]

2. The joint at the base of my big toe. It really hurts. It's been getting progressively worse the past couple months. I could barely walk last night after my son's soccer practice. Yes, I'm coaching soccer and I don't know anything about it.

goutmastercleanse is the way to go here. clean up that uric acid buildup.

 

[Zow]

To my daughter's teacher: just because you can put together a list of class supplies that we're willing to buy and provide you to stock the classroom doesn't mean you can turn it into a freaking scavenger hunt. It's a small town. There's one office supply store here. They don't stock the pens that you demand my child have, and you know it. I know you guys do this to get back at the parents who named their kids goofy stuff. Now I'm collateral damage in your war.

Amazon down?

list came out monday. supposed to bring the crap to meet the teacher night tonight. didn't count on the teacher not looking to see what the store carried. also music teacher will only allow gray 3-ring binders. you can find black, white and dark blue everywhere. go try to find a gray binder.

Wait, so not only does the teacher create a must-have supply list for your kid, but she specifies brands and colors?? Is this normal school practice now? I've never heard of such ridiculousness.