GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[BobbyLayne]

I think Cam Newton is excellent value for leagues that don't penalize for INTs. He'll end up being a very good QB2 IMO with upside of a QB 1

The SP flotsam and jetsam will appreciate this.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Why does poop smell funny after a heavy night of drinking?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Why does poop smell funny after a heavy night of drinking?

Funny how?/Pesci

All your poop questions answered here - Smellypoop.com

 

[BobbyLayne]

#2 pick in 15 minutes

12 x 15 PPR

start 3 WRs no flex

Rice or ADP?

 

[JbizzleMan]

Why does poop smell funny after a heavy night of drinking?

Funny how?/Pesci

All your poop questions answered here - Smellypoop.com

Like a sweet smell.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

#2 pick in 15 minutes 12 x 15 PPRstart 3 WRs no flexRice or ADP?

Arian Foster.

 

[JbizzleMan]

#2 pick in 15 minutes 12 x 15 PPRstart 3 WRs no flexRice or ADP?

Who went #1? ADP is the "safe" pick, but I think in PPR u go rice. Wouldn't surprise me to see him end up RB#1 this year.

 

[BobbyLayne]

#2 pick in 15 minutes 12 x 15 PPRstart 3 WRs no flexRice or ADP?

Arian Foster.

Tweaked his hammy for a 2nd time this month last nightPass

 

[BobbyLayne]

#2 pick in 15 minutes 12 x 15 PPRstart 3 WRs no flexRice or ADP?

Who went #1? ADP is the "safe" pick, but I think in PPR u go rice. Wouldn't surprise me to see him end up RB#1 this year.

Expecting Foster to go but the guy is a good friend, and I think he might take RiceI really don't want Arian so will probably will take ADPBut if Ray is there I think in PPR I should go that way

 

[bentley]

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[Gadzooks]

I Judy Wang LESS talk about gout and how dreamy Paul Rudd is.

You're in luck. Here's Paul Rudd with Judy Wang, Amy Poehler, and Adam Jones.My link

 

[bentley]

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JR's first official post in the GMTAN.

 

[jplvr]

HB BL.

10am start for football sounds glorious. Can't tell you how many times I've been sitting around for an hour and a half wishing it was Noon (Central time). If I want to watch "football" that early, I actually have to watch nauseating pregame shows.

I did spend a couple of weeks in Hawaii during football season in 2006. Alabama was horrible and I did not want to see the season play out. It would be nice to live there permanently, but keeping up with football was a bit of a chore.

 

[Gadzooks]

Ramping it back up

Here's what I'm thinking: You provide a daily email to me every morning with a cartoon involving GMTAN shtick, stuff with monkeys or midgets and maybe some pron links. I'm pretty sure I'd be willing to pay for this type of thing.

 

[YSR]

Any tips on how to pre-rank for an autodraft? I'm only in one league this year, and it's a half-### league - hence the autodraft. It's running tonight and I have to pre-rank today. I don't really know what to do. Any help?

 

[McJose]

Ramping it back up

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Any tips on how to pre-rank for an autodraft? I'm only in one league this year, and it's a half-### league - hence the autodraft. It's running tonight and I have to pre-rank today. I don't really know what to do. Any help?

I'd go with most valuable (fantasy wise) down to least. You could also rank by height or age, but fantasy value would be my recommendation.Good luck!

 

[YSR]

Any tips on how to pre-rank for an autodraft? I'm only in one league this year, and it's a half-### league - hence the autodraft. It's running tonight and I have to pre-rank today. I don't really know what to do. Any help?

I'd go with most valuable (fantasy wise) down to least. You could also rank by height or age, but fantasy value would be my recommendation.Good luck!

Yes, I know how one normally drafts, but with auto-draft there's no adjusting your draft when the guy ahead of you does something bizarre. I just don't want to end up in a scenario where I have 1 RB and 3 QBs. Maybe I'm not making sense. Maybe I'll just let Yahoo do it for me.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Any tips on how to pre-rank for an autodraft? I'm only in one league this year, and it's a half-### league - hence the autodraft. It's running tonight and I have to pre-rank today. I don't really know what to do. Any help?

I'd go with most valuable (fantasy wise) down to least. You could also rank by height or age, but fantasy value would be my recommendation.Good luck!

Yes, I know how one normally drafts, but with auto-draft there's no adjusting your draft when the guy ahead of you does something bizarre. I just don't want to end up in a scenario where I have 1 RB and 3 QBs. Maybe I'm not making sense. Maybe I'll just let Yahoo do it for me.

I think it takes into account filled positions.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Any tips on how to pre-rank for an autodraft? I'm only in one league this year, and it's a half-### league - hence the autodraft. It's running tonight and I have to pre-rank today. I don't really know what to do. Any help?

I'd go with most valuable (fantasy wise) down to least. You could also rank by height or age, but fantasy value would be my recommendation.Good luck!

Yes, I know how one normally drafts, but with auto-draft there's no adjusting your draft when the guy ahead of you does something bizarre. I just don't want to end up in a scenario where I have 1 RB and 3 QBs. Maybe I'm not making sense. Maybe I'll just let Yahoo do it for me.

If you're in a league with normal people there won't be too much crazy and your autopicks should be fairly normal. If your mates are idiots it doesn't really matter.And depending on the rules of your league it won't let you draft too many of any one position.

 

[krista4]

All the people I care about live in other states. Might be time to get out of Nashville.

BTW, Paul Rudd hosting SNL tonight with Paul McCartney as musical guest (repeat)Warning: SNL sucks

I looked him up and remember him from Clueless but apparently haven't seen him in anything else for 16 years.

Not a Friends fan huh? He played the wacky one's too-nice boyfriend.

No, I don't watch anything but sports, Anthony Bourdain, and really crappy reality TV shows.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Hurricane Report

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Hurricane Report

I love this new shtick. Please continue with it.

 

[krista4]

Hurricane Report

 

[YSR]

Hurricane Report

<_<

 

[shamwow!]

Hi GBYSR>I was not able to change my rankings for a Yahoo autodraft that took place a week ago. Given the default rankings, I think I ended up with a decent team to start with

QB - Matt Ryan, Sam Bradford

RB - Rashard Mendenhall, Legarette Blount, Marshawn Lynch

WR - Calvin Johnson, Vincent Jackson, Santana Moss, Julio Jones, Deion Branch

TE - Vernon Davis, Chris Cooley

K - Some dude

Def - Philly, Minny

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm going down, I think. I'm not a clique guy here, but Parrothead pissed me right the #### off so I didn't circumvent the filter. Scorched earth or lay low?

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm going down, I think. I'm not a clique guy here, but Parrothead pissed me right the #### off so I didn't circumvent the filter. Scorched earth or lay low?

Run away! Run away!

 

[ren hoek]

I'm going down, I think. I'm not a clique guy here, but Parrothead pissed me right the #### off so I didn't circumvent the filter. Scorched earth or lay low?

You'll be fine. I'd be just as upset if something like that happened to my sister and I read a comment like that. He probably didn't take into account that it might have actually affected anyone here when he posted that.edit: or your cousin rather. ####.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I'm going down, I think. I'm not a clique guy here, but Parrothead pissed me right the #### off so I didn't circumvent the filter. Scorched earth or lay low?

Go out and take a few with you.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm going down, I think. I'm not a clique guy here, but Parrothead pissed me right the #### off so I didn't circumvent the filter. Scorched earth or lay low?

Go out and take a few with you.

You game? I've got some built-up rage to expend on someone.

 

[roadkill1292]

I'm going down, I think. I'm not a clique guy here, but Parrothead pissed me right the #### off so I didn't circumvent the filter. Scorched earth or lay low?

GB, you're barely only human.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm going down, I think. I'm not a clique guy here, but Parrothead pissed me right the #### off so I didn't circumvent the filter. Scorched earth or lay low?

GB, you're barely only human.

Thanks, roady.#### him

 

[krista4]

I'm going down, I think. I'm not a clique guy here, but Parrothead pissed me right the #### off so I didn't circumvent the filter. Scorched earth or lay low?

GB, you're barely only human.

Thanks, roady.#### him

The guy's not worth the aggravation. You're one of the good ones. Have a and forget about him.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm going down, I think. I'm not a clique guy here, but Parrothead pissed me right the #### off so I didn't circumvent the filter. Scorched earth or lay low?

GB, you're barely only human.

Thanks, roady.#### him

The guy's not worth the aggravation. You're one of the good ones. Have a and forget about him.

Thanks, K. To be honest, I don't know that dude from Adam so it's not like I carry an I-grudge (something I think is as silly as...well, silly putty).

 

[dharmapunk]

Hurricane Report

I love this new shtick. Please continue with it.

 

[krista4]

I'm going down, I think. I'm not a clique guy here, but Parrothead pissed me right the #### off so I didn't circumvent the filter. Scorched earth or lay low?

GB, you're barely only human.

Thanks, roady.#### him

The guy's not worth the aggravation. You're one of the good ones. Have a and forget about him.

Thanks, K. To be honest, I don't know that dude from Adam so it's not like I carry an I-grudge (something I think is as silly as...well, silly putty).

I don't know who he is, but I guarantee he's not worth the aggravation.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Anyone need anything at Lowes? I'm heading there to spend every penny I have or may ever have.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm going down, I think. I'm not a clique guy here, but Parrothead pissed me right the #### off so I didn't circumvent the filter. Scorched earth or lay low?

Link?

 

[Uwe Blab]

Hurricane Report

"Pip, pip"

 

[shuke]

I have had hellacious pain at the base of my big toe for the last year or so. The joint is swollen/distended. IDK, just too ####### busy to get around to a doc and it must have been in remission when I had my annual physical over the winter.Gout/No Gout?Better Q - ask my GP first, or go to a podiatrist (are they quacks like chiropractors?), or Orthopedist? No, I don't need a referral from my GP first under out plan.TIA

GP - they'll do a blood test to determine if you have the gout. Sure sounds like you do.

"Sure sounds" like he does? Not all toe pain is gout. Happy to help.

 

[shuke]

what did the little indian girl say when she lost her virginity?'get off me paw, you're crushin my smokes.'

Indian?

 

[BobbyLayne]

Anyone need anything at Lowes? I'm heading there to spend every penny I have or may ever have.

About 9 sheets of 1/4" plywood since I ran out of masking tape doing the windows.Can never be too early planning for the next storm. You got a pickup truck? How much you need per mile? You're Northern VA amright?

 

[shuke]

:noban:

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Anyone need anything at Lowes? I'm heading there to spend every penny I have or may ever have.

About 9 sheets of 1/4" plywood since I ran out of masking tape doing the windows.Can never be too early planning for the next storm. You got a pickup truck? How much you need per mile? You're Northern VA amright?

Nah. I'm in the Shenandoah Valley. I don't have a p/u truck but have access to a 20 foot flat bed and two long trailers/tractors. Let me know.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Shuke> F.U.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Anyone need anything at Lowes? I'm heading there to spend every penny I have or may ever have.

About 9 sheets of 1/4" plywood since I ran out of masking tape doing the windows.Can never be too early planning for the next storm. You got a pickup truck? How much you need per mile? You're Northern VA amright?

Nah. I'm in the Shenandoah Valley. I don't have a p/u truck but have access to a 20 foot flat bed and two long trailers/tractors. Let me know.

Hell, if you're near Lexington I'll come to you. Beautiful country. Always wanted to see Little Sorrel.I go to Northern Virginia annually, but I'm overdo for a trek up the valley.

 

[YSR]

Is the GMTAN Pancake League idea dead? I shouldn't be commissioner, but I could at least try to get the site started up if anyone wanted to go forward with this. If we're doing a money league, I'll assume everyone is good for it. I think it's a pretty well-known bunch in here.

 

[nephilim]

it is raining tools/trolls/aholes in the irene thread - just like any other day in the ffa...

 

[rickyjgo]

anyone know where i can find some cheaperish rugs that dont look like crap. never realized how expensive rugs were.

Check Home Depot. Not kidding. Great selection, nice quality, and good prices.

Might be more than anyone wants, but I am willing to send some Middle-Eastern rugs home at cost if there is any interest. I am out here for another three months. I personally have no knowledge in this area, but I do know people who think they do. "Deal for you my friend" still means big dollars off of the same quality patch of fabric you can get from your computer room back home. PM Shuke...(don't know how to strike)...Me if interested. Seriously, it would get me out of the house in my off-hours once in a while. Ramadan is almost over...I want to get out and have some suits made and pick up a rug or two. I don't mind sharing the opportunity with the group here.