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Dropping wife/kids at airport tomorrow. She's taking them to Michigan with her for a week. Pretty ambitious gal, this one. I'll be driving up to Seattle as soon as they are out of the car for my draft on Sunday. Staying with my little brother from fraternity days at his lovely Seattle home (tremendous views of Ranier, City Skyline, Space Needle, Olympic Mts). One of my oldest friends from Dallas is flying up for a wedding this weekend, so he'll be joining us for the draft and will hang out with us on Sunday night. Haven't seen this guy since my FIRST wedding in 2001. Looking very forward to this.

Took Monday off work in anticipation of a zombie like state that morning and though I mentioned something about coming in around noon (assuming an early wake up/drive back to Portland) there's about a 1% chance I actually come in.

Will fly out to Detroit on Wednesday to meet up with wife/kids. Kids don't know I'm coming, so it'll be a pretty cool surprise when I show up. They've been begging me all summer to buy a ticket and meet them out there.

Should be an awesome final 10 days of summer...one of the best ones I can remember. :thumbup:
Wife #2 taking your kids to see her family.That is unbelievable (in a really awesome cool kinda way).

Hey, haven't kept up with GMTAN...but is Coop feeling better?
Oh, yeah, Coop recovers from illness in a hurry. A day after the meds kicked in, he was back at it. Thanks for asking, GB. :thumbup:

As for the wife, yeah...she's one of a kind. Cannot believe how lucky I got with her. AND her family. They are tremendous. Am kinda looking at trading my family in for theirs at the moment. :unsure:
Well done. :thumbup: Dylan woke up the other night complaining about his ear hurting so I just punched him in the other ear.

 
GPJ> I wonder what's worse: SJ's album or Jeff Bridges?

On the surface it's an epic battle. You have the unstoppable force of SJ's breasts vs. the unmovable force of The Dude's coolness.

But really it's probably like shoveling different piles of crap into each ear.

 
GPJ> I wonder what's worse: SJ's album or Jeff Bridges?

On the surface it's an epic battle. You have the unstoppable force of SJ's breasts vs. the unmovable force of The Dude's coolness.

But really it's probably like shoveling different piles of crap into each ear.
Jeff Bridges' latest album is okay. Nothing I'd ever purchase but if it came on in a coffee shop I'd tune it out like everything else. SJ's album has one or two barely tolerable songs. But it's awful as a whole.
 
Next month is 10 years since I last had to wear a tux, but as luck would have it I need to wear one again. I have a charity dinner for work and the dress is "black tie", so I know that means a tux, but does it matter if I wear a bow tie or the regular style black? I really want to avoid a bow tie if I can.

 
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Next month is 10 years since I last had to wear a tux, but as luck would have I need to wear one again. I have a charity dinner for work and the dress is "black tie", so I know that means a tux, but does it matter if I wear a bow tie or the regular style black? I really want to avoid a bow tie if I can.
Tuxedo tshirt, IMO
 
Next month is 10 years since I last had to wear a tux, but as luck would have I need to wear one again. I have a charity dinner for work and the dress is "black tie", so I know that means a tux, but does it matter if I wear a bow tie or the regular style black? I really want to avoid a bow tie if I can.
Tuxedo tshirt, IMO
Is there a double breasted option, would be nice to honor Cos too.
 
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Truck - thanks for the education

YSR - 16 to 1 now

Truck + Shammy - Glad you boys liked your packages. Getting them all put together was fun.

Those who care - Brandon Phillips just scored a run, only because Hunter Pence fell down on a routine fly ball and he ended up on third, scored on a ground out. No other hits in the inning.

 
Next month is 10 years since I last had to wear a tux, but as luck would have it I need to wear one again. I have a charity dinner for work and the dress is "black tie", so I know that means a tux, but does it matter if I wear a bow tie or the regular style black? I really want to avoid a bow tie if I can.
Narrow black tie is what all the kids are doing these days.
 
Next month is 10 years since I last had to wear a tux, but as luck would have it I need to wear one again. I have a charity dinner for work and the dress is "black tie", so I know that means a tux, but does it matter if I wear a bow tie or the regular style black? I really want to avoid a bow tie if I can.
Yes, it matters.
 
Best/worst thing about Shark Poolers/Assistant Coach forumers? Complete lack of not only a sense of humor, but a lack of understanding of humor entirely.

'Tchula said:
I hate the slow pace of baseball. As a matter of face, I hate baseball so much I rewrote Take Me Out to the Ball Game.Take me away from this ball game.I can't stand the crowdsOverpriced peanuts and crakerjacksI don't care if I ever come backboo boo boo the home teamIf they don't win, they're lameCause it's one, two, three strikes YOU SUCK at the old ball gameI call it the Philly Version
 
Serious spinoff from the Johnnycakes disaster -

How much do you all pay your babysitters?

We usually get one of my (current or former) students and pay her $10 an hour, $40 min even if we come home early.

<- cheapskate? :unsure:

 
Serious spinoff from the Johnnycakes disaster -How much do you all pay your babysitters?We usually get one of my (current or former) students and pay her $10 an hour, $40 min even if we come home early. <- cheapskate? :unsure:
We pay $15 an hour, and I round up inher favor...two boys isn't easy work.
 
successfully cornholed so far this month:the gatorfurleysteve taskertip toptangfootbakesbeagleheckmannNucular GeorgerudnickisaintfoolSLB (although it was brief)Coming This Week:SLBDtiger fanjzillabobcat10TU (?)other FBGs coming in for PJ:confetti:
Looks like Zilla and TRE are not gonna be able to make it, so it's me and TU for sure for Friday night.ETA: Not sure what Bobcat10's plans are wrt Chicago, I know he's in for the shows
 
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Fair enough. I have 1 four (almost five) year old and he's really easy to sit for.

Play Mariokart, watch a Pixar flick, and maybe a game of Candyland and he's gold.

 
'McJose said:
'BoerumHill said:
'Mr.Pack said:
Night was going smoothly, husband cooks dinner, I'm on my second glass of wine, etc. An hour ago, my cell phone rings with a local number. We have our house listed, so I'm going against normal protocols and answering any call that comes in.

Me: Hello?

Caller: Hi... my name is Heather, and I live across the canal from you.

Me: Hi, Heather!

Heather: Sweetie, your dock is floating away.

:mellow:

We race through the yard to the water and sure enough, thar she blows, about 20 yards from her resting place. While we didn't get much rain at our house, apparently the water levels are super high and the dock's iron loops rose above the pillars around which they normally rest.

Some quick thinking got us to get out our kayak and send Mr. YSR out in it to loop an electrical cord (couldn't find rope on such short notice) through the loops so we could rein her back in. We then spent the next 45 minutes affixing pieces of 2x4 to the tops of the pillars to make them taller.

Worth mentioning that I'm extremely sensitive to the no-see-ums in our backyard, especially down at the waterfront, and will be sure to have no fewer than 60 bites in the morning. I get 20 or so just while passing through that area quickly on the mower.

So, GMTAN, back to :banned: .
Sorry, doing some hippling today......What does no-see-ums mean?

:confused:
Can't See Emstiny black knats
ka-nig-its?
:lmao: I read that the exact same way.
not to hipple or quibble - but i´m pretty sure it is gnat...

 
'McJose said:
'BoerumHill said:
'Mr.Pack said:
Night was going smoothly, husband cooks dinner, I'm on my second glass of wine, etc. An hour ago, my cell phone rings with a local number. We have our house listed, so I'm going against normal protocols and answering any call that comes in.

Me: Hello?

Caller: Hi... my name is Heather, and I live across the canal from you.

Me: Hi, Heather!

Heather: Sweetie, your dock is floating away.

:mellow:

We race through the yard to the water and sure enough, thar she blows, about 20 yards from her resting place. While we didn't get much rain at our house, apparently the water levels are super high and the dock's iron loops rose above the pillars around which they normally rest.

Some quick thinking got us to get out our kayak and send Mr. YSR out in it to loop an electrical cord (couldn't find rope on such short notice) through the loops so we could rein her back in. We then spent the next 45 minutes affixing pieces of 2x4 to the tops of the pillars to make them taller.

Worth mentioning that I'm extremely sensitive to the no-see-ums in our backyard, especially down at the waterfront, and will be sure to have no fewer than 60 bites in the morning. I get 20 or so just while passing through that area quickly on the mower.

So, GMTAN, back to :banned: .
Sorry, doing some hippling today......What does no-see-ums mean?

:confused:
Can't See Emstiny black knats
ka-nig-its?
:lmao: I read that the exact same way.
not to hipple or quibble - but i´m pretty sure it is gnat...
racist
 
I think for some new schtick I'm gonna go the ACF Week 1 and answer with random lyrics

I understand about indecision

But I don't care if I get behind

 
Down at the edge, round by the corner,

[if you drafting near the turn]

Not right away, not right away.

[wait on taking that QB]

Close to the edge, down by a river,

[Phillip Rivers will fall to you]

Not right away, not right away.

 

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