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Hawks64
Footballguy
It's a GMism. He was cooking some drumsticks overnight and checked on them at 4am. Threw on some skinemax and "caught a jerk", which is now referred to as cook drumsticks.No lie, I immediately went to urban dictionary to see if this was some cool euphemism that I didn't know. Couldn't find anything. Did you really mean "cook drumsticks"?I barely fit in the bathroom by myself.
It is almost impossible to cook drumsticks in there. Almost.
My food intake over the last 2 days.
-30 or so spicy butter/garlic chicken wings
-8 pieces of pizza (buffalo chicken, cheese, and spicy Hawaiian)
-4 pieces of raw cookie dough
-5 cooked chocolate chip cookies
-2 pieces of chocolate cake
-a dip consisting of a whole block of Velveeta cheese, rotel dip, and a can of chili (yes, I ate the entire thing by myself. had a friend come over for the games today, but he didn't want any)
-3/4 of a bag of tostitos scoops
Pretty sure the cheese is gonna block me up for 2 days. Gotta go really high fiber tomorrow to break it up.
Just typing that makes me feel like Shuke/GM's long lost son.
Wish me luck
-30 or so spicy butter/garlic chicken wings
-8 pieces of pizza (buffalo chicken, cheese, and spicy Hawaiian)
-4 pieces of raw cookie dough
-5 cooked chocolate chip cookies
-2 pieces of chocolate cake
-a dip consisting of a whole block of Velveeta cheese, rotel dip, and a can of chili (yes, I ate the entire thing by myself. had a friend come over for the games today, but he didn't want any)
-3/4 of a bag of tostitos scoops
Pretty sure the cheese is gonna block me up for 2 days. Gotta go really high fiber tomorrow to break it up.
Just typing that makes me feel like Shuke/GM's long lost son.
Wish me luck
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Oh, I knew that. Thought it was wings though, not drumsticks. I would've "gotten" wingsIt's a GMism. He was cooking some drumsticks overnight and checked on them at 4am. Threw on some skinemax and "caught a jerk", which is now referred to as cook drumsticks.No lie, I immediately went to urban dictionary to see if this was some cool euphemism that I didn't know. Couldn't find anything. Did you really mean "cook drumsticks"?
It is almost impossible to cook drumsticks in there. Almost.
Bogart
Footballguy
might be my mistake. I will just say masturbate next time.Oh, I knew that. Thought it was wings though, not drumsticks. I would've "gotten" wingsIt's a GMism. He was cooking some drumsticks overnight and checked on them at 4am. Threw on some skinemax and "caught a jerk", which is now referred to as cook drumsticks.No lie, I immediately went to urban dictionary to see if this was some cool euphemism that I didn't know. Couldn't find anything. Did you really mean "cook drumsticks"?
It is almost impossible to cook drumsticks in there. Almost.
Bogart
Footballguy
The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.
I am finding Whitney Cummings to be very attractive in her promos for what is sure to be her horrible show. Especially the nurse spot, and the purple nighty, again showing her butt on national TV.
I need to get laid ASAP.
I am finding Whitney Cummings to be very attractive in her promos for what is sure to be her horrible show. Especially the nurse spot, and the purple nighty, again showing her butt on national TV.
I need to get laid ASAP.
The Z Machine
Footballguy
I don't like the NFL.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
There's a long scene of her in the pilot episode, wearing that nurse outfit doing a 'roleplay' session with her husband... she's pretty hot in the scene. Not many laughs in the show, but, she's nice to look at in the getup.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I can't wait to see Sexy Rexy on the shark pool waiver wire lists, only to watch them all cry when he does squat the rest of the year.Half the Giants D was in street clothes watching from the sideline. Rex lit up their JV team. Mirage.I took a nap during the afternoon games so I missed a few things. Namely Rex Grossman outplaying Eli Manning
bentley
Footballguy
Great tailgate yesterday. I was a little worried about JR surviving it since he was in a Gilbert jersey and most of the Longhorn fanbase is ready to string Gilbert up. He spent much of the afternoon hiding in a TV box and then popping out to scare anyone that was walking by.
Early this morning, my folks called me because the tailgate bus was dead. Apparently, JR turned the heater on yesterday afternoon, and since my parents didn't notice, it ran all night and killed the battery on the bus. So I had to go back down there and jump it off this morning so that we could get it to the warehouse. He's like the little hyperactive destructive gift that keeps on giving.
Early this morning, my folks called me because the tailgate bus was dead. Apparently, JR turned the heater on yesterday afternoon, and since my parents didn't notice, it ran all night and killed the battery on the bus. So I had to go back down there and jump it off this morning so that we could get it to the warehouse. He's like the little hyperactive destructive gift that keeps on giving.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Her butt looks fantastic in those dress pants. Would like to get a better look in the bikini. 
dharmapunk
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
Texas high school player of the year in 2009. Statistically the worst QB in college football in 2010. Thrower of two picks in the first quarter yesterday before being benched (probably permanently).Son of Chargers great Gale Gilbert.Who is Gilbert?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Also known as the guy who lost the national championship when Colt McCoy got knocked out.Texas high school player of the year in 2009. Statistically the worst QB in college football in 2010. Thrower of two picks in the first quarter yesterday before being benched (probably permanently).Son of Chargers great Gale Gilbert.Who is Gilbert?
the dress pants ### is the best commerical on tv.
jplvr
Footballguy
I'd guess we have a good shot in Uber, but I drafted Peyton in GM leeg, my only redraft. There's a good chance I sign-up. I have a halfway decent knowledge of the EPL teams, Barca, and Real... Bayern a little too. I'm better off than half the housewives filling out NCAA brackets in March.
bentley
Footballguy
That's right. High school player of the year the season before. Threw 5 picks in the NC game as a freshman.Also known as the guy who lost the national championship when Colt McCoy got knocked out.Texas high school player of the year in 2009. Statistically the worst QB in college football in 2010. Thrower of two picks in the first quarter yesterday before being benched (probably permanently).Son of Chargers great Gale Gilbert.Who is Gilbert?
charvik
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I think I'm turning into the Stat of the FFA.
Jefferson the Caregiver
Rebel Without A Pause
gamera
Footballguy
I dunno, he was OK in the two leagues I started him.
McJose
Footballguy
He did OK fantasy-wise but there are a few people that actually want the Cowboys to win.I dunno, he was OK in the two leagues I started him.
Thorn
Footballguy
He was great on my bench today.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I had the over (41) and the Cowboys on the money line (+250) for a 300$ parlay.I'm kinda pissed right now.I also had the points and the over for 100, so I won spare change, but rom0 cost me about 1800He did OK fantasy-wise but there are a few people that actually want the Cowboys to win.I dunno, he was OK in the two leagues I started him.
Thorn
Footballguy
At least you did well in Bob's pool.I had the over (41) and the Cowboys on the money line (+250) for a 300$ parlay.I'm kinda pissed right now.I also had the points and the over for 100, so I won spare change, but rom0 cost me about 1800He did OK fantasy-wise but there are a few people that actually want the Cowboys to win.I dunno, he was OK in the two leagues I started him.
Polish Hammer
made of glass
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Now that's something I can get behind.
McJose
Footballguy
You think her butt is big?
Link please.'madhatter said:the dress pants ### is the best commerical on tv.'dharmapunk said:'urbanhack said:
-fish-
Footballguy
Link please.'madhatter said:the dress pants ### is the best commerical on tv.'dharmapunk said:'urbanhack said:
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Paging Sir Mix-A-Lot...She has hips but by no means a large butt. She's just not narrow hipped with the butt of a 14 year old boy. Some guys like that.
I like women with hips. My wife has a similar suit and looks a lot like this girl from behind. Now if I could only get her to play naughty teacher in the bedroom...
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dharmapunk
Footballguy
So I have this weird obsession with yanking out my nose hairs. When idle by the computer or stuck in traffic I'll reach in there, get a hold of one (or several), and yank with all my might.
Does anyone else do this, or am I a total freak?
Does anyone else do this, or am I a total freak?
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Woogie Lee
Footballguy
I've gotten 4 already this morning at work.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Slap it high?Do you feel a sense of accomplishment when you land a long thick dark one? That wasn't supposed to sound as gay as it sounds.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
This is actually pretty bad for you. I feel the urge to do it too, but it can cause an infection in your nose and hurt like a #####. One of those nose-hair trimmer thingies is the way to go.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Ooof.Can I get sick from rubbing my finger between my toes, then inhaling as mightily as possible and holding my breath for a minute like a bong hit?Not that I do this. Just curious.What about if I rub my ball sack?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I don't think so.
McJose
Footballguy
Or a lit match.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Bogart
Footballguy
I have no issue with her size, it's not a bad thing.Probably more hippy than butt, both are bigger than most on TV right now. The fact that she has the shot in her suit, and then turns and sits in a bikini in the middle of the picture, you know your lower half is going to be graded by the entire TV watching nation.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm so horny I'm thinking this while I'm getting laid.
'Thorn said:At least you did well in Bob's pool.'cosjobs said:I had the over (41) and the Cowboys on the money line (+250) for a 300$ parlay.I'm kinda pissed right now.'McJose said:He did OK fantasy-wise but there are a few people that actually want the Cowboys to win.'gamera said:I dunno, he was OK in the two leagues I started him.'McJose said:
I also had the points and the over for 100, so I won spare change, but rom0 cost me about 1800
I thought I had a bad week.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
dharmapunk
Footballguy
The greatest shtick evah would be for a pilot to buzz those lights like Maverick in Top Gun.He'd probably be shot down and tried for terrorism (if he lived), but it'd be Andy Kaufmann X 10000 type shtick.
Ok, maybe I'm just a sick man.
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I watched this for like 10 minutes waiting for a crudely-animated WWF wrestler or internet meme to saunter out.
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