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[Sarnoff]

"Two fighter jets escorted a New York-bound American Airlines flight from Los Angeles after three passengers locked themselves in the bathroom Sunday, the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, officials said."how the #### did three people fit in one airplane bathroom?

Mile high threesome?

Instead, the "suspicious behavior" was two people "making out" in the bathroom mid-flight, law enforcement sources told ABC News. Three people were taken into custody for questioning, Frontier Airlines said in a statement, but no arrests have been made in that case either.

 

[McJose]

I took a nap during the afternoon games so I missed a few things. Namely Rex Grossman outplaying Eli Manning

 

[Hawks64]

"Two fighter jets escorted a New York-bound American Airlines flight from Los Angeles after three passengers locked themselves in the bathroom Sunday, the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, officials said."

how the #### did three people fit in one airplane bathroom?

I barely fit in the bathroom by myself.

It is almost impossible to cook drumsticks in there. Almost.

No lie, I immediately went to urban dictionary to see if this was some cool euphemism that I didn't know. Couldn't find anything. Did you really mean "cook drumsticks"?

It's a GMism. He was cooking some drumsticks overnight and checked on them at 4am. Threw on some skinemax and "caught a jerk", which is now referred to as cook drumsticks.

 

[Tiger Fan]

My food intake over the last 2 days.

-30 or so spicy butter/garlic chicken wings

-8 pieces of pizza (buffalo chicken, cheese, and spicy Hawaiian)

-4 pieces of raw cookie dough

-5 cooked chocolate chip cookies

-2 pieces of chocolate cake

-a dip consisting of a whole block of Velveeta cheese, rotel dip, and a can of chili (yes, I ate the entire thing by myself. had a friend come over for the games today, but he didn't want any)

-3/4 of a bag of tostitos scoops

Pretty sure the cheese is gonna block me up for 2 days. Gotta go really high fiber tomorrow to break it up.

Just typing that makes me feel like Shuke/GM's long lost son.

Wish me luck

 

[Tiger Fan]

"Two fighter jets escorted a New York-bound American Airlines flight from Los Angeles after three passengers locked themselves in the bathroom Sunday, the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, officials said."

how the #### did three people fit in one airplane bathroom?

I barely fit in the bathroom by myself.

It is almost impossible to cook drumsticks in there. Almost.

No lie, I immediately went to urban dictionary to see if this was some cool euphemism that I didn't know. Couldn't find anything. Did you really mean "cook drumsticks"?

It's a GMism. He was cooking some drumsticks overnight and checked on them at 4am. Threw on some skinemax and "caught a jerk", which is now referred to as cook drumsticks.

Oh, I knew that. Thought it was wings though, not drumsticks. I would've "gotten" wings

 

[Bogart]

"Two fighter jets escorted a New York-bound American Airlines flight from Los Angeles after three passengers locked themselves in the bathroom Sunday, the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, officials said."

how the #### did three people fit in one airplane bathroom?

I barely fit in the bathroom by myself.

It is almost impossible to cook drumsticks in there. Almost.

No lie, I immediately went to urban dictionary to see if this was some cool euphemism that I didn't know. Couldn't find anything. Did you really mean "cook drumsticks"?

It's a GMism. He was cooking some drumsticks overnight and checked on them at 4am. Threw on some skinemax and "caught a jerk", which is now referred to as cook drumsticks.

Oh, I knew that. Thought it was wings though, not drumsticks. I would've "gotten" wings

might be my mistake. I will just say masturbate next time.

 

[Bogart]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

I am finding Whitney Cummings to be very attractive in her promos for what is sure to be her horrible show. Especially the nurse spot, and the purple nighty, again showing her butt on national TV.

I need to get laid ASAP.

 

[The Z Machine]

I don't like the NFL.

 

[Sarnoff]

I am finding Whitney Cummings to be very attractive in her promos for what is sure to be her horrible show.

There's a long scene of her in the pilot episode, wearing that nurse outfit doing a 'roleplay' session with her husband... she's pretty hot in the scene. Not many laughs in the show, but, she's nice to look at in the getup.

 

[dharmapunk]

I took a nap during the afternoon games so I missed a few things. Namely Rex Grossman outplaying Eli Manning

I can't wait to see Sexy Rexy on the shark pool waiver wire lists, only to watch them all cry when he does squat the rest of the year.Half the Giants D was in street clothes watching from the sideline. Rex lit up their JV team. Mirage.

 

[bentley]

Great tailgate yesterday. I was a little worried about JR surviving it since he was in a Gilbert jersey and most of the Longhorn fanbase is ready to string Gilbert up. He spent much of the afternoon hiding in a TV box and then popping out to scare anyone that was walking by.

Early this morning, my folks called me because the tailgate bus was dead. Apparently, JR turned the heater on yesterday afternoon, and since my parents didn't notice, it ran all night and killed the battery on the bus. So I had to go back down there and jump it off this morning so that we could get it to the warehouse. He's like the little hyperactive destructive gift that keeps on giving.

 

[urbanhack]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

Her butt looks fantastic in those dress pants. Would like to get a better look in the bikini.

 

[urbanhack]

Who is Gilbert?

 

[dharmapunk]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

Her butt looks fantastic in those dress pants. Would like to get a better look in the bikini.

 

[bentley]

Who is Gilbert?

Texas high school player of the year in 2009. Statistically the worst QB in college football in 2010. Thrower of two picks in the first quarter yesterday before being benched (probably permanently).Son of Chargers great Gale Gilbert.

 

[dharmapunk]

Who is Gilbert?

Texas high school player of the year in 2009. Statistically the worst QB in college football in 2010. Thrower of two picks in the first quarter yesterday before being benched (probably permanently).Son of Chargers great Gale Gilbert.

Also known as the guy who lost the national championship when Colt McCoy got knocked out.

 

[madhatter]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

Her butt looks fantastic in those dress pants. Would like to get a better look in the bikini.

the dress pants ### is the best commerical on tv.

 

[jplvr]

Jeep> I know the EPL and Liga players decently well. Outside of that I'm clueless. Serie A, all those crazy Eastern Euro teams, I'm completely lost.

I'd guess we have a good shot in Uber, but I drafted Peyton in GM leeg, my only redraft. There's a good chance I sign-up. I have a halfway decent knowledge of the EPL teams, Barca, and Real... Bayern a little too. I'm better off than half the housewives filling out NCAA brackets in March.

 

[bentley]

Who is Gilbert?

Texas high school player of the year in 2009. Statistically the worst QB in college football in 2010. Thrower of two picks in the first quarter yesterday before being benched (probably permanently).Son of Chargers great Gale Gilbert.

Also known as the guy who lost the national championship when Colt McCoy got knocked out.

That's right. High school player of the year the season before. Threw 5 picks in the NC game as a freshman.

 

[charvik]

I don't like the NFL.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I think I'm turning into the Stat of the FFA.

 

[McJose]

Tony Romo could f-up a two car parade.

 

[Jefferson the Caregiver]

What Do You Need on Monday Night?

I need to know.

 

[gamera]

Tony Romo could f-up a two car parade.

I dunno, he was OK in the two leagues I started him.

 

[McJose]

Tony Romo could f-up a two car parade.

I dunno, he was OK in the two leagues I started him.

He did OK fantasy-wise but there are a few people that actually want the Cowboys to win.

 

[Thorn]

I think Cam Newton is excellent value for leagues that don't penalize for INTs. He'll end up being a very good QB2 IMO with upside of a QB 1

He was great on my bench today.

 

[cosjobs]

Tony Romo could f-up a two car parade.

I dunno, he was OK in the two leagues I started him.

He did OK fantasy-wise but there are a few people that actually want the Cowboys to win.

I had the over (41) and the Cowboys on the money line (+250) for a 300$ parlay.I'm kinda pissed right now.I also had the points and the over for 100, so I won spare change, but rom0 cost me about 1800

 

[Thorn]

Tony Romo could f-up a two car parade.

I dunno, he was OK in the two leagues I started him.

He did OK fantasy-wise but there are a few people that actually want the Cowboys to win.

I had the over (41) and the Cowboys on the money line (+250) for a 300$ parlay.I'm kinda pissed right now.I also had the points and the over for 100, so I won spare change, but rom0 cost me about 1800

At least you did well in Bob's pool.

 

[cosjobs]

send me a link to the site please? None of my last 10 emails from BH have the link and I cant find the bookmark.

 

[Polish Hammer]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

I am finding Whitney Cummings to be very attractive in her promos for what is sure to be her horrible show. Especially the nurse spot, and the purple nighty, again showing her butt on national TV.

I need to get laid ASAP.

 

[Woogie Lee]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

I am finding Whitney Cummings to be very attractive in her promos for what is sure to be her horrible show. Especially the nurse spot, and the purple nighty, again showing her butt on national TV.

I need to get laid ASAP.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/8503/coronar.jpg

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

I am finding Whitney Cummings to be very attractive in her promos for what is sure to be her horrible show. Especially the nurse spot, and the purple nighty, again showing her butt on national TV.

I need to get laid ASAP.

Now that's something I can get behind.

 

[YSR]

FDAS> Tickets to Auburn kicking the poop out of Clemson: procured.

 

[McJose]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

You think her butt is big?

 

[eoMMan]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

Her butt looks fantastic in those dress pants. Would like to get a better look in the bikini.

the dress pants ### is the best commerical on tv.

Link please.

 

[-fish-]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

Her butt looks fantastic in those dress pants. Would like to get a better look in the bikini.

the dress pants ### is the best commerical on tv.

Link please.

 

[dharmapunk]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

You think her butt is big?

Paging Sir Mix-A-Lot...She has hips but by no means a large butt. She's just not narrow hipped with the butt of a 14 year old boy. Some guys like that.

I like women with hips. My wife has a similar suit and looks a lot like this girl from behind. Now if I could only get her to play naughty teacher in the bedroom...

 

[dharmapunk]

So I have this weird obsession with yanking out my nose hairs. When idle by the computer or stuck in traffic I'll reach in there, get a hold of one (or several), and yank with all my might.

Does anyone else do this, or am I a total freak?

 

[Woogie Lee]

So I have this weird obsession with yanking out my nose hairs. When idle by the computer or stuck in traffic I'll reach in there, get a hold of one (of a several), and yank with all my might. Does anyone else do this, or am I a total freak?

I've gotten 4 already this morning at work.

 

[dharmapunk]

So I have this weird obsession with yanking out my nose hairs. When idle by the computer or stuck in traffic I'll reach in there, get a hold of one (of a several), and yank with all my might. Does anyone else do this, or am I a total freak?

I've gotten 4 already this morning at work.

Slap it high?Do you feel a sense of accomplishment when you land a long thick dark one? That wasn't supposed to sound as gay as it sounds.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So I have this weird obsession with yanking out my nose hairs. When idle by the computer or stuck in traffic I'll reach in there, get a hold of one (or several), and yank with all my might. Does anyone else do this, or am I a total freak?

This is actually pretty bad for you. I feel the urge to do it too, but it can cause an infection in your nose and hurt like a #####. One of those nose-hair trimmer thingies is the way to go.

 

[dharmapunk]

So I have this weird obsession with yanking out my nose hairs. When idle by the computer or stuck in traffic I'll reach in there, get a hold of one (or several), and yank with all my might. Does anyone else do this, or am I a total freak?

This is actually pretty bad for you. I feel the urge to do it too, but it can cause an infection in your nose and hurt like a #####. One of those nose-hair trimmer thingies is the way to go.

Ooof.Can I get sick from rubbing my finger between my toes, then inhaling as mightily as possible and holding my breath for a minute like a bong hit?Not that I do this. Just curious.What about if I rub my ball sack?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So I have this weird obsession with yanking out my nose hairs. When idle by the computer or stuck in traffic I'll reach in there, get a hold of one (or several), and yank with all my might. Does anyone else do this, or am I a total freak?

This is actually pretty bad for you. I feel the urge to do it too, but it can cause an infection in your nose and hurt like a #####. One of those nose-hair trimmer thingies is the way to go.

Ooof.Can I get sick from rubbing my finger between my toes, then inhaling as mightily as possible and holding my breath for a minute like a bong hit?Not that I do this. Just curious.What about if I rub my ball sack?

I don't think so.

 

[McJose]

So I have this weird obsession with yanking out my nose hairs. When idle by the computer or stuck in traffic I'll reach in there, get a hold of one (or several), and yank with all my might. Does anyone else do this, or am I a total freak?

This is actually pretty bad for you. I feel the urge to do it too, but it can cause an infection in your nose and hurt like a #####. One of those nose-hair trimmer thingies is the way to go.

Or a lit match.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Taken from the Brooklyn Heights promenade:

9:11 PM on 09/11/11

 

[Bogart]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

You think her butt is big?

I have no issue with her size, it's not a bad thing.Probably more hippy than butt, both are bigger than most on TV right now. The fact that she has the shot in her suit, and then turns and sits in a bikini in the middle of the picture, you know your lower half is going to be graded by the entire TV watching nation.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The girl in the Corona commercial who goes from business wear to bikini: nice junk in trunk. Good for her to be confident enough to show it off on national TV.

I am finding Whitney Cummings to be very attractive in her promos for what is sure to be her horrible show. Especially the nurse spot, and the purple nighty, again showing her butt on national TV.

I need to get laid ASAP.

I'm so horny I'm thinking this while I'm getting laid.

Tony Romo could f-up a two car parade.

I dunno, he was OK in the two leagues I started him.

He did OK fantasy-wise but there are a few people that actually want the Cowboys to win.

I had the over (41) and the Cowboys on the money line (+250) for a 300$ parlay.I'm kinda pissed right now.

I also had the points and the over for 100, so I won spare change, but rom0 cost me about 1800

At least you did well in Bob's pool.

I thought I had a bad week.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[dharmapunk]

Taken from the Brooklyn Heights promenade:

9:11 PM on 09/11/11

The greatest shtick evah would be for a pilot to buzz those lights like Maverick in Top Gun.He'd probably be shot down and tried for terrorism (if he lived), but it'd be Andy Kaufmann X 10000 type shtick.

Ok, maybe I'm just a sick man.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Taken from the Brooklyn Heights promenade:

9:11 PM on 09/11/11

The greatest shtick evah would be for a pilot to buzz those lights like Maverick in Top Gun.He'd probably be shot down and tried for terrorism (if he lived), but it'd be Andy Kaufmann X 10000 type ####ck.

Ok, maybe I'm just a sick man.

I watched this for like 10 minutes waiting for a crudely-animated WWF wrestler or internet meme to saunter out.