Notorious T.R.E.
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Oh, I guess it's settled then.the wasabi soy have almost no flavor whatsoever. two co-workers agree with me so suck itChile Lime is not good dude.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Hey
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Hey Frosty. I am drrrnk
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I played hoop with my two dumb friends today. Went 3-0 in 21-hustle. Dominant.
mr. furley
Footballguy
serious lack of pics here, dr. who
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
SKILLZ
mr. furley
Footballguy
indeed
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Hitting the bourbon pretty hard.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Raining JsTMSKILLZ
I played hoop with my two dumb friends today. Went 3-0 in 21-hustle. Dominant.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Missed you in chat by 11 minutes.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Name night rules!
mr. furley
Footballguy
meat raffle?Name night rules!
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Yup, time to start drinking
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
You're late.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
AWESOME
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
If you've done a bachelor party in Vegas before, be prepared to be bored out of your skull.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I'm pretty sure you're the one getting fished there, chief.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Thanks
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Chat is open, Arms. GET IT?
McJose
Footballguy
Smith-Barney makes its money the old fashioned way...they eaaaarnnnn it.
McJose
Footballguy
Chat? There's chat?
McJose
Footballguy
Is there anything dumber than a teenage boy? I think not.
My 17 year old has to be at school a little earlier tomorrow to go on some school trip.
Him: I have to be at school by 8 tomorrow.
Me: OK, I can give you a ride (he usually walks).
Him: What time do you normally leave?
Me:
Him: What?
Me: You're here every morning when I leave for work.
Him: Yeah but I'm usually in the shower.
Me: Dude, don't you see me putting on my tie etc every single morning when you're getting into the shower?
Him: Yeah, but you're gone when I get out.
Me: You get in the shower every morning at 7:15, 7:20 at the latest right?
Him: Yeah.
Me: And how long are in you the shower? 5? 10 minutes?
Him: Closer to 5 probably.
Me: And by then I'm gone, right?
Him: Yeah
Me: I'm going to let you come up with a ballpark figure as to what time I leave.
Him: Soooo...you can give me ride?
Me: No, not any more.
Him: But I'll have a suitcase!
Me: It'll be good for you.
My 17 year old has to be at school a little earlier tomorrow to go on some school trip.
Him: I have to be at school by 8 tomorrow.
Me: OK, I can give you a ride (he usually walks).
Him: What time do you normally leave?
Me:
Him: What?
Me: You're here every morning when I leave for work.
Him: Yeah but I'm usually in the shower.
Me: Dude, don't you see me putting on my tie etc every single morning when you're getting into the shower?
Him: Yeah, but you're gone when I get out.
Me: You get in the shower every morning at 7:15, 7:20 at the latest right?
Him: Yeah.
Me: And how long are in you the shower? 5? 10 minutes?
Him: Closer to 5 probably.
Me: And by then I'm gone, right?
Him: Yeah
Me: I'm going to let you come up with a ballpark figure as to what time I leave.
Him: Soooo...you can give me ride?
Me: No, not any more.
Him: But I'll have a suitcase!
Me: It'll be good for you.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Sometimes I think the only purpose I have left in life is to bring a sense of magic to my son. Everything else I prefer to drown in alcohol.
McJose
Footballguy
Wait until you have a conversation with him like the one I posted above. You'll want to drown yourself.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You wear a tie to work every day? I thought you were a teacher/game show contestant?
McJose
Footballguy
Every day. I used to be a khakis/Dockers + collared shirt kind of guy. Then about 7 years ago they hired this Mormon guy who started making us look bad.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
####### Morms
Frostillicus
Footballguy
chat still available
My condolences.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
You know what I love about the GMTAN community? You're pro-drunks. If I made a comment like that on FB, all my professor type friends would ask if I was ok and wonder if I've turned to the dark side. You guys shrug your shoulders, sympathize, and tell me it gets worse, keep on drinking. This is compassion. Suffering with, without pretension.I know I'm a B-list GMTAN contributor and something of a noob here, but I love you drunk mofos, I really do.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
That is the most serious baby I've ever seen.I don't mean that as an insult or a compliment. Just saying. The little guy is about to make a shark move.
fixed
-fish-
Footballguy
You know what I love about the GMTAN community? You're pro-drunks. If I made a comment like that on FB, all my professor type friends would ask if I was ok and wonder if I've turned to the dark side. You guys shrug your shoulders, sympathize, and tell me it gets worse, keep on drinking. This is compassion. Suffering with, without pretension.I know I'm a B-list GMTAN contributor and something of a noob here, but I love you drunk mofos, I really do.
McJose
Footballguy
No idea where chat is.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You know what I love about the GMTAN community? You're pro-drunks. If I made a comment like that on FB, all my professor type friends would ask if I was ok and wonder if I've turned to the dark side. You guys shrug your shoulders, sympathize, and tell me it gets worse, keep on drinking. This is compassion. Suffering with, without pretension.I know I'm a B-list GMTAN contributor and something of a noob here, but I love you drunk mofos, I really do.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Was gonna start a thread "I've been dressing up like Jesus to freak kids out" but I figure the combination of me, someone's daughter, and Jebus would pretty much get my account autonuked.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I'm forgetting this reference, but something about all babies looking like John Houseman?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Yeah, this little ham 'n' egger is all about serious business. I think that might be his poo-making face, which is to say that's his usual face.He also rolled over at five weeks. I think that obliterates shuke's superbaby record.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
I don't do 3:30 AM. Jesus.
Guster
Footballguy
Haven't done either, but this group of friends tends to take things to the extreme. I imagine that most of the time will be spent drinking and looking at moderately attractive females removing their clothing for money. I'm a pretty good drinker when it comes to beer, but my buddy that is getting married can drink liquor faster than I can drink beer. If I were to create a competitive drinking league, several of these guys would be first round draft picks.
Guster
Footballguy
Looks just like you, congrats
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Around the age of 30 I started getting wicked hangovers. I've always been prone to them, but my thirties ushered in a new height of agony and pain. Vomiting every hour on the hour until noon. Severe dehydration and general weakness. Roaring headaches (especially if wine was involved). All that.
I adapted. Before I'd go to bed I would slug down a liter of Gatorade with a horse pill of a multivitamen. That helped, but I was still in rough shape every morning.
I'm 38 now. Over the past 16 months I've become a workout warrior. It started as an attempt to deal with stress, then took on a passion all its own.
And here's the thing: I don't get hangovers anymore. Oh sure I feel a little weathered when I wake up and maybe the old brain synapses don't fire off as quickly, but other than some general sluggishness, I'm fine.
So this is what I'm getting at. I think working out has allowed me to finally become the dedicated alcoholic I've always wanted to be. Hemingway would be proud.
I adapted. Before I'd go to bed I would slug down a liter of Gatorade with a horse pill of a multivitamen. That helped, but I was still in rough shape every morning.
I'm 38 now. Over the past 16 months I've become a workout warrior. It started as an attempt to deal with stress, then took on a passion all its own.
And here's the thing: I don't get hangovers anymore. Oh sure I feel a little weathered when I wake up and maybe the old brain synapses don't fire off as quickly, but other than some general sluggishness, I'm fine.
So this is what I'm getting at. I think working out has allowed me to finally become the dedicated alcoholic I've always wanted to be. Hemingway would be proud.
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Early_10
footballgoddess
Pickles is a tad impatient, isn't he? His printer still works perfectly though.I would have gladly sent checks. all of you wanted paypal. i'm doing all i can here. but please, continue to be a jerk.You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
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