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I just realized that Sunday would have been my 12th anniversary if I was still married (and I thank the baby santa jesus that I'm not).

I spent most of that day with a girl I'm seeing and her little asian monkey friend. They were 11 years old on my wedding day. :eek:

The guys I play pool volleyball with most weekends were very happy I brought those two to the pool. Their girlfriends... not so much.
Wow. Sunday was my 12 year anniversary. Too bad neither of us even acknowledged it, since we're in the process of divorce. Some day, I will be like Stu! :angry:
It's a wonderful life<--- Stu Lite® with no divorce. Missed the bullet and just had a common law girlfriend take most of my #### when she left. I got newer, better #### and a spanky new life in the process.

 
We were at Duke's, just a hop, skip, and a jump from Demori's. Didn't win anything, but got there late so were only in play for four drawings.I've been waiting for you to show up to tell these guys what they're missing.
Going to the cabin on Madeline Island next week. I think I'll try to hit up a raffle or two this week to see if I can procure meats for the vacation. COULD BE HUGE. Describing pulltabs probably falls along the meat raffle line too. Tremendous Upside is now a fan of the cardboard crack.
 
We were at Duke's, just a hop, skip, and a jump from Demori's. Didn't win anything, but got there late so were only in play for four drawings.I've been waiting for you to show up to tell these guys what they're missing.
Going to the cabin on Madeline Island next week. I think I'll try to hit up a raffle or two this week to see if I can procure meats for the vacation. COULD BE HUGE. Describing pulltabs probably falls along the meat raffle line too. Tremendous Upside is now a fan of the cardboard crack.
Pull tabs are fun:thumbup:Did not get to experience a meat raffle, however
 
I just realized that Sunday would have been my 12th anniversary if I was still married (and I thank the baby santa jesus that I'm not).

I spent most of that day with a girl I'm seeing and her little asian monkey friend. They were 11 years old on my wedding day. :thumbup:

The guys I play pool volleyball with most weekends were very happy I brought those two to the pool. Their girlfriends... not so much.
Is there anywhere I can go to help me visualize said monkey?
Pictures don't do her justice. I had seen pictures (like this one) but was unprepared for the consolidated cuteness of monkey in a low cut dress, much less a little bikini. :shrug: GB her doctor.The picture also doesn't properly convey the approximately one foot height difference between these two. The tall one is 5'11" but seems to always kinda hunch over for pictures with her friends. And asian monkey must be wearing heels.
Sweet Jebus. BRB.
RWS, wait.
 
I just realized that Sunday would have been my 12th anniversary if I was still married (and I thank the baby santa jesus that I'm not).

I spent most of that day with a girl I'm seeing and her little asian monkey friend. They were 11 years old on my wedding day. :thumbup:

The guys I play pool volleyball with most weekends were very happy I brought those two to the pool. Their girlfriends... not so much.
Is there anywhere I can go to help me visualize said monkey?
Pictures don't do her justice. I had seen pictures (like this one) but was unprepared for the consolidated cuteness of monkey in a low cut dress, much less a little bikini. :eek: GB her doctor.The picture also doesn't properly convey the approximately one foot height difference between these two. The tall one is 5'11" but seems to always kinda hunch over for pictures with her friends. And asian monkey must be wearing heels.
Awesome. :shrug:
I heard you like pizza.
 
Disco Stu said:
Running with scissors said:
Disco Stu said:
Josie Maran said:
Disco Stu said:
I just realized that Sunday would have been my 12th anniversary if I was still married (and I thank the baby santa jesus that I'm not).

I spent most of that day with a girl I'm seeing and her little asian monkey friend. They were 11 years old on my wedding day. :shock:

The guys I play pool volleyball with most weekends were very happy I brought those two to the pool. Their girlfriends... not so much.
Is there anywhere I can go to help me visualize said monkey?
Pictures don't do her justice. I had seen pictures (like this one) but was unprepared for the consolidated cuteness of monkey in a low cut dress, much less a little bikini. :lmao: GB her doctor.The picture also doesn't properly convey the approximately one foot height difference between these two. The tall one is 5'11" but seems to always kinda hunch over for pictures with her friends. And asian monkey must be wearing heels.
Sweet Jebus. BRB.
RWS, wait.
She's so racky!
 
Disco Stu said:
I just realized that Sunday would have been my 12th anniversary if I was still married (and I thank the baby santa jesus that I'm not).I spent most of that day with a girl I'm seeing and her little asian monkey friend. They were 11 years old on my wedding day. :shock:The guys I play pool volleyball with most weekends were very happy I brought those two to the pool. Their girlfriends... not so much.
I like to say "My 2nd wife is in 7th grade somewhere right now."
 
Disco Stu said:
I just realized that Sunday would have been my 12th anniversary if I was still married (and I thank the baby santa jesus that I'm not).I spent most of that day with a girl I'm seeing and her little asian monkey friend. They were 11 years old on my wedding day. :confused:The guys I play pool volleyball with most weekends were very happy I brought those two to the pool. Their girlfriends... not so much.
I like to say "My 2nd wife is in 7th grade somewhere right now."
:wub:Wait, what grade do you teach again? :goodposting:
 
Disco Stu said:
FFchamps01 said:
Disco Stu said:
I just realized that Sunday would have been my 12th anniversary if I was still married (and I thank the baby santa jesus that I'm not).

I spent most of that day with a girl I'm seeing and her little asian monkey friend. They were 11 years old on my wedding day. :homer:

The guys I play pool volleyball with most weekends were very happy I brought those two to the pool. Their girlfriends... not so much.
Wow. Sunday was my 12 year anniversary. Too bad neither of us even acknowledged it, since we're in the process of divorce. Some day, I will be like Stu! :thumbup:
:hifive: Note: Key word in previous post is now highlighted. Just something to consider for your future adventures.
:hifive: Working my way through the dating thread...

 
Disco Stu said:
I just realized that Sunday would have been my 12th anniversary if I was still married (and I thank the baby santa jesus that I'm not).I spent most of that day with a girl I'm seeing and her little asian monkey friend. They were 11 years old on my wedding day. :hifive:The guys I play pool volleyball with most weekends were very happy I brought those two to the pool. Their girlfriends... not so much.
I like to say "My 2nd wife is in 7th grade somewhere right now."
:hifive:Wait, what grade do you teach again? :thumbup:
I teach 8th so it's cool.
 
jplvr said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
We were debating between Australia and Greece for our honeymoon next August. I really wanted to do Australia but didn't want to go during their "winter". We decided to go with Greece since it will be cheaper and won't have to plan for 200 hours in the air.If this is the thread for travel advice, has anyone been to Greece? I'm thinking we'll do a few days in Athens and then a few days of island hopping.
My buddy is Greek. Says that you should only spend one day in Athens, see the Acropolis, and spend the rest of your time island hopping, regardless of how long you're there.
:thumbup:Also, make sure the day you spend in Athens is your last day, b/c you can do your shopping for any gifts/stuff to bring back home...and not carry them around from island to island.
 
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Disco Stu said:
Josie Maran said:
Disco Stu said:
I just realized that Sunday would have been my 12th anniversary if I was still married (and I thank the baby santa jesus that I'm not).

I spent most of that day with a girl I'm seeing and her little asian monkey friend. They were 11 years old on my wedding day. :fishing:

The guys I play pool volleyball with most weekends were very happy I brought those two to the pool. Their girlfriends... not so much.
Is there anywhere I can go to help me visualize said monkey?
Pictures don't do her justice. I had seen pictures (like this one) but was unprepared for the consolidated cuteness of monkey in a low cut dress, much less a little bikini. :lmao: GB her doctor.The picture also doesn't properly convey the approximately one foot height difference between these two. The tall one is 5'11" but seems to always kinda hunch over for pictures with her friends. And asian monkey must be wearing heels.
*******.
 
This is why I love my friend Gina. Over IM:

me: So if you had to choose between being my executor (will, living will, PoA etc...) and a threesome with me and a hot 24 yr old brunette, what would you choose?

Gina: Which pays more?

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Frostillicus said:
We were at Duke's, just a hop, skip, and a jump from Demori's. Didn't win anything, but got there late so were only in play for four drawings.I've been waiting for you to show up to tell these guys what they're missing.
Going to the cabin on Madeline Island next week. I think I'll try to hit up a raffle or two this week to see if I can procure meats for the vacation. COULD BE HUGE.
Are you sure we're from the same state?
 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Frostillicus said:
We were at Duke's, just a hop, skip, and a jump from Demori's. Didn't win anything, but got there late so were only in play for four drawings.I've been waiting for you to show up to tell these guys what they're missing.
Going to the cabin on Madeline Island next week. I think I'll try to hit up a raffle or two this week to see if I can procure meats for the vacation. COULD BE HUGE.
Are you sure we're from the same state?
:confused:
 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Frostillicus said:
We were at Duke's, just a hop, skip, and a jump from Demori's. Didn't win anything, but got there late so were only in play for four drawings.I've been waiting for you to show up to tell these guys what they're missing.
Going to the cabin on Madeline Island next week. I think I'll try to hit up a raffle or two this week to see if I can procure meats for the vacation. COULD BE HUGE.
Are you sure we're from the same state?
:confused:
:excited: :mellow:
 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Frostillicus said:
We were at Duke's, just a hop, skip, and a jump from Demori's. Didn't win anything, but got there late so were only in play for four drawings.I've been waiting for you to show up to tell these guys what they're missing.
Going to the cabin on Madeline Island next week. I think I'll try to hit up a raffle or two this week to see if I can procure meats for the vacation. COULD BE HUGE.
Are you sure we're from the same state?
:confused:
:excited: :mellow:
You don't raffle? :lmao:
 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Frostillicus said:
We were at Duke's, just a hop, skip, and a jump from Demori's. Didn't win anything, but got there late so were only in play for four drawings.I've been waiting for you to show up to tell these guys what they're missing.
Going to the cabin on Madeline Island next week. I think I'll try to hit up a raffle or two this week to see if I can procure meats for the vacation. COULD BE HUGE. Describing pulltabs probably falls along the meat raffle line too. Tremendous Upside is now a fan of the cardboard crack.
Bartending becomes no fun real quick when some dickmitten wants to play pulltabs. ooof
 
After finding out you're about to lose your job, I can't think of a better way to deal with it than grilling up a nice t-bone steak with sauteed portobello mushrooms and a fresh salad with my homemade dressing.

And for dessert, an ice cold 18-pack of Miller Lite.

Deeeeeeelish!

 
After finding out you're about to lose your job, I can't think of a better way to deal with it than grilling up a nice t-bone steak with sauteed portobello mushrooms and a fresh salad with my homemade dressing.And for dessert, an ice cold 18-pack of Miller Lite.Deeeeeeelish!
Soeey to hear GB. At least you can take out some frustration on the cute Asian chick with the pizza box.
 

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