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MisfitBlondes said:
Hey guys, I got an invite to come post in this thread...I thought this was a Werewolf thread...oops.My first contribution is that my soon-to-be 14 yr old daughter will be moving in with me full time for high school, starting in September...anyone with some advice?Background on her decision...she doesn't like her current situation since her friends are either getting into drugs and/or are boy crazy. My daughter is very into instrumental music and acting...her mother isn't as willing as I am to help her pursue this as well.Thoughts?Homer>> no pics.
Midol and tampax. Homer>I have pics. :no:
 
MisfitBlondes said:
Hey guys, I got an invite to come post in this thread...I thought this was a Werewolf thread...oops.My first contribution is that my soon-to-be 14 yr old daughter will be moving in with me full time for high school, starting in September...anyone with some advice?Background on her decision...she doesn't like her current situation since her friends are either getting into drugs and/or are boy crazy. My daughter is very into instrumental music and acting...her mother isn't as willing as I am to help her pursue this as well.Thoughts?Homer>> no pics.
Midol and tampax. Homer>I have pics. :thumbup:
Give me a sec while I break out my Admiral Ackbar alias...
 
Homer, I'll Paypal you $10 if you will pre-rank players for an auto-draft I have later this week.

:beermoney:

 
I could not, would not, in a house.

I would not, could not, with a mouse.

I would not eat them with a fox.

I would not eat them in a box.

I would not eat them here or there.

I would not eat them anywhere.

I would not eat green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Eggs_and_HamGreen Eggs and Ham is one of Seuss's "Beginner Books", written in a very simple vocabulary for beginning readers. The vocabulary of the text consists of just fifty different words[2], of which 49 are monosyllabic (the one exception being "anywhere"). It averages 5.7 words per sentence and 1.02 syllables per word, giving it an exceptionally low Flesch–Kincaid Grade Level of −1.3.

Bennett Cerf, Dr. Seuss's publisher, wagered $50 that Seuss could not write a book using only fifty different words.[2][3] The bet came after Seuss completed The Cat in the Hat, which used 225 words.[2]

The fifty words used are:[2]

a

am

and

anywhere

are

be

boat

box

car

could

dark

do

eat

eggs

fox

goat

good

green

ham

here

house

I

if

in

let

like

may

me

mouse

not

on

or

rain

Sam

say

see

so

thank

that

the

them

there

they

train

tree

try

will

with

would

you

 
My boss just got out of an interview with a lady from Barrons....early word is they want to do a story on him and uranium. :BIGHAPPYNEWS:

We could use an influx of dues. :thumbdown:

 

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