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'BobbyLayne said:
Yeah, so the deal is no meds...let nature take its course. And for some odd reason, her blood pressure just came up. Bottom # is still low.

So, we're sitting around speculating what is going on (uncle is a doctor, couple nurses in the family), and my nephew - bless him, dude is a rock - grins sheepishly and says, "Well, she probably rallied after I told her the Tigers won Game 3".

:lol:

My mom is a HUGE sports fan. Decent athlete, used to play from the men's tees to a 5 handicap. Won the local country club championship nine straight years back in the day. Loves golf, baseball and football. The only time I ever remembering her resorting to corporal punishment was the day I didn't wake her up in time to see the start of Tiger-As ALCS (1972). *WHACK* upside the head. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? IT's THE PLAYOFFS!!!"

We talk or email every week, but there were four times a year we spoke every single day: Masters, US Open, Open Championship, and the PGA Championship. The sports bond that a lot of you share with your old man*, I've always had that with my mother.

*(it's stocks and politics with my father and I; sports sometimes, but he just does that because he knows I enjoy it, not really a passion for him)

Yesterday I was out hiking with the family, but during a summit break I caught some cell phone coverage (it's iffy in parts of the Berkshires). Called Mom to see how she was doing. Was excited for Game 2 of the playoffs, and particularly happy it was 4 p.m. start so she could see both that and the Lions on MNF. We talked about how great it was to have Matt Stafford, the QB we have waited for/hoped for over half of a century.

Tell ya what...I don't want that to be the last conversation....but if that was it, I'm pretty content.
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Just got a little dusty here in Tualatin, OR. BL, from the bottom of my heart, I am truly very sorry. :cry:
 
'Guster said:
On a slightly lighter note, proud dad moment here...I got a call yesterday from my daughter's gymnastics teacher. I guess they've been keeping an eye on her and they were calling to see if she would be interested in joining the invite-only elite group. Woo hoo!!For those that haven't been following along with the Big Papi/Guster story, My ex and I separated in early 2008 - actually got the call at a local FBG fantasy league cornhole/end of the year party. :awkward:Well, since that time I have my daughter half the time now and one of the things we bond over is her gymnastics lessons. I never push her and always ask her if it's fun and she wants to keep doing it and she always says yes. In the ~3 years I've had her in gymnastics lessons, I think I've missed a max of 3 sessions. When she's out there, she always looks to me for approval and to see if I'm proud. After the journey to get where I am today, I'm happy to say hell yes Anna, I'm very proud!!
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: My youngest son got up at 2am and got dressed for school last night. :wall:
 
'General Malaise said:
'Guster said:
On a slightly lighter note, proud dad moment here...I got a call yesterday from my daughter's gymnastics teacher. I guess they've been keeping an eye on her and they were calling to see if she would be interested in joining the invite-only elite group. Woo hoo!!For those that haven't been following along with the Big Papi/Guster story, My ex and I separated in early 2008 - actually got the call at a local FBG fantasy league cornhole/end of the year party. :awkward:Well, since that time I have my daughter half the time now and one of the things we bond over is her gymnastics lessons. I never push her and always ask her if it's fun and she wants to keep doing it and she always says yes. In the ~3 years I've had her in gymnastics lessons, I think I've missed a max of 3 sessions. When she's out there, she always looks to me for approval and to see if I'm proud. After the journey to get where I am today, I'm happy to say hell yes Anna, I'm very proud!!
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: My youngest son got up at 2am and got dressed for school last night. :wall:
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Did he interrupt a chicken jerk?
 
'Dungeon Master said:
Forrest - what's with the shtick of tagging me in random pictures?
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Tried to upload several pics from the wedding on facebook and the new format takes you to a screen where it just adds tags automatically. i tried to delete ones that weren't family, but for some reason, when i hit 'upload', there you were.And although I did my best to delete the unrelated tags, I did laught quite a bit at tagging you on my aunt Katy.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Dungeon Master said:
Forrest - what's with the shtick of tagging me in random pictures?
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Tried to upload several pics from the wedding on facebook and the new format takes you to a screen where it just adds tags automatically. i tried to delete ones that weren't family, but for some reason, when i hit 'upload', there you were.And although I did my best to delete the unrelated tags, I did laught quite a bit at tagging you on my aunt Katy.
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:unsure:
 
'General Malaise said:
'Dungeon Master said:
Forrest - what's with the shtick of tagging me in random pictures?
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Tried to upload several pics from the wedding on facebook and the new format takes you to a screen where it just adds tags automatically. i tried to delete ones that weren't family, but for some reason, when i hit 'upload', there you were.And although I did my best to delete the unrelated tags, I did laught quite a bit at tagging you on my aunt Katy.
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I'd like to tag your aunt Katy.
 
yay. she got hired at the hospital where she interviewed. now she doesn't have to move!

I'd ask someone to kill me, but that's probably going to take care of itself.

 
'Mr.Pack said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'guru_007 said:
speaking of random humor....what happened to our favorite cartoonist? another to victim?
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We met for beers last week and he was hit by a meteor the next day, got herpes, and died.
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Was it the meteor or the herpes that killed him?
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The meteor gave the herpes to his caterpillar who then gave it to GPJ.
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Dungeon Master said:
Forrest - what's with the shtick of tagging me in random pictures?
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<_< shtick stealer
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So THIS is how I got tagged in SLB's photo.
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I was tagged as a hot brunette. :wub:
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I guess SLB did this. :unsure:
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I do weird things after drinking heavily. For several days.
 
'-fish- said:
yay. she got hired at the hospital where she interviewed. now she doesn't have to move!I'd ask someone to kill me, but that's probably going to take care of itself.
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OK, here's the plan.I fly out to Seattle or whatever rain-soaked coniferous forest you live in, and we finagle a plan to get me and her in the same bar. I proceed to get her sh#thammered with my vast knowledge of shots that taste like candy but will knock an Irishman on his ###, all the while being the sensitive shoulder to cry on. The mood will soon lighten up and I will be charming and funny and devastatingly handsome (as the booze really kicks in) and get her to forget about you for a while. I'll lament the "fact" that I can never find a girl who really wants a committed, loving relationship and she will fall for my charms harder than Meghan is falling for Tanner. We will then proceed to her place and I'll do horrendously vile things to her. And her to herself. :boxing: I will even stay overnight, holding her gently as she falls asleep. I will have her make me breakfast and we can talk all morning...maybe even spend the day together. I will lament the fact that I have to leave town, but let her know that we can keep in constant contact and that I would even be open to moving out there to live with her. We can go to couples counseling and everything.And this, my friend is how we get you off the hook. A clingy stalker-chick like this will never leave you alone as long as she doesn't have another target in sight. If things go as planned, the new target she will fall madly in love with will be Aaron Rudnicki from Chicago, Ilinois. :thumbup:
 
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'Homer J Simpson said:
'-fish- said:
yay. she got hired at the hospital where she interviewed. now she doesn't have to move!I'd ask someone to kill me, but that's probably going to take care of itself.
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OK, here's the plan.I fly out to Seattle or whatever rain-soaked coniferous forest you live in, and we finagle a plan to get me and her in the same bar. I proceed to get her sh#thammered with my vast knowledge of shots that taste like candy but will knock an Irishman on his ###, all the while being the sensitive shoulder to cry on. The mood will soon lighten up and I will be charming and funny and devastatingly handsome (as the booze really kicks in) and get her to forget about you for a while. I'll lament the "fact" that I can never find a girl who really wants a committed, loving relationship and she will fall for my charms harder than Meghan is falling for Tanner. We will then proceed to her place and I'll do horrendously vile things to her. And her to herself. :boxing: I will even stay overnight, holding her gently as she falls asleep. I will have her make me breakfast and we can talk all morning...maybe even spend the day together. I will lament the fact that I have to leave town, but let her know that we can keep in constant contact and that I would even be open to moving out there to live with her. We can go to couples counseling and everything.And this, my friend is how we get you off the hook. A clingy stalker-chick like this will never leave you alone as long as she doesn't have another target in sight. If things go as planned, the new target she will fall madly in love with Aaron Rudnicki from Chicago, Ilinois. :thumbup:
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I'll buy your plane ticket. How quickly can you get out here?
 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'-fish- said:
yay. she got hired at the hospital where she interviewed. now she doesn't have to move!I'd ask someone to kill me, but that's probably going to take care of itself.
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OK, here's the plan.I fly out to Seattle or whatever rain-soaked coniferous forest you live in, and we finagle a plan to get me and her in the same bar. I proceed to get her sh#thammered with my vast knowledge of shots that taste like candy but will knock an Irishman on his ###, all the while being the sensitive shoulder to cry on. The mood will soon lighten up and I will be charming and funny and devastatingly handsome (as the booze really kicks in) and get her to forget about you for a while. I'll lament the "fact" that I can never find a girl who really wants a committed, loving relationship and she will fall for my charms harder than Meghan is falling for Tanner. We will then proceed to her place and I'll do horrendously vile things to her. And her to herself. :boxing: I will even stay overnight, holding her gently as she falls asleep. I will have her make me breakfast and we can talk all morning...maybe even spend the day together. I will lament the fact that I have to leave town, but let her know that we can keep in constant contact and that I would even be open to moving out there to live with her. We can go to couples counseling and everything.And this, my friend is how we get you off the hook. A clingy stalker-chick like this will never leave you alone as long as she doesn't have another target in sight. If things go as planned, the new target she will fall madly in love with will be Aaron Rudnicki from Chicago, Ilinois. :thumbup:
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:lmao:
 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'-fish- said:
yay. she got hired at the hospital where she interviewed. now she doesn't have to move!I'd ask someone to kill me, but that's probably going to take care of itself.
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OK, here's the plan.I fly out to Seattle or whatever rain-soaked coniferous forest you live in, and we finagle a plan to get me and her in the same bar. I proceed to get her sh#thammered with my vast knowledge of shots that taste like candy but will knock an Irishman on his ###, all the while being the sensitive shoulder to cry on. The mood will soon lighten up and I will be charming and funny and devastatingly handsome (as the booze really kicks in) and get her to forget about you for a while. I'll lament the "fact" that I can never find a girl who really wants a committed, loving relationship and she will fall for my charms harder than Meghan is falling for Tanner. We will then proceed to her place and I'll do horrendously vile things to her. And her to herself. :boxing: I will even stay overnight, holding her gently as she falls asleep. I will have her make me breakfast and we can talk all morning...maybe even spend the day together. I will lament the fact that I have to leave town, but let her know that we can keep in constant contact and that I would even be open to moving out there to live with her. We can go to couples counseling and everything.And this, my friend is how we get you off the hook. A clingy stalker-chick like this will never leave you alone as long as she doesn't have another target in sight. If things go as planned, the new target she will fall madly in love with will be Aaron Rudnicki from Chicago, Ilinois. :thumbup:
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:lmao: Pin it.
 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'-fish- said:
yay. she got hired at the hospital where she interviewed. now she doesn't have to move!I'd ask someone to kill me, but that's probably going to take care of itself.
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OK, here's the plan.I fly out to Seattle or whatever rain-soaked coniferous forest you live in, and we finagle a plan to get me and her in the same bar. I proceed to get her sh#thammered with my vast knowledge of shots that taste like candy but will knock an Irishman on his ###, all the while being the sensitive shoulder to cry on. The mood will soon lighten up and I will be charming and funny and devastatingly handsome (as the booze really kicks in) and get her to forget about you for a while. I'll lament the "fact" that I can never find a girl who really wants a committed, loving relationship and she will fall for my charms harder than Meghan is falling for Tanner. We will then proceed to her place and I'll do horrendously vile things to her. And her to herself. :boxing: I will even stay overnight, holding her gently as she falls asleep. I will have her make me breakfast and we can talk all morning...maybe even spend the day together. I will lament the fact that I have to leave town, but let her know that we can keep in constant contact and that I would even be open to moving out there to live with her. We can go to couples counseling and everything.And this, my friend is how we get you off the hook. A clingy stalker-chick like this will never leave you alone as long as she doesn't have another target in sight. If things go as planned, the new target she will fall madly in love with will be Aaron Rudnicki from Chicago, Ilinois. :thumbup:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
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