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We can go to couples counseling and everything.
:lmao: I'm never going to quit laughing at this.

Errr... My condolences, Fish.
It's fine. Despite the crazy, there have been some great laughs out of this. I'm also assuming that the reason I've gotten like 6 new fb friends today is so you people can check out Tanner's everybody's new love interest.
Fixed. :wub:
BACK OFF!
 
We can go to couples counseling and everything.
:lmao: I'm never going to quit laughing at this.

Errr... My condolences, Fish.
It's fine. Despite the crazy, there have been some great laughs out of this. I'm also assuming that the reason I've gotten like 6 new fb friends today is so you people can check out Tanner's everybody's new love interest.
Fixed. :wub:
BACK OFF!
:lmao: ...and Brittney's off limits.

 
yay. she got hired at the hospital where she interviewed. now she doesn't have to move!I'd ask someone to kill me, but that's probably going to take care of itself.
godspeed, friendif i have learned anything in life it's that chicks who work at hospitals are ####ing crazy. must be one of the interview questions or something.
 
Back home now. Contemplating opening a bottle of wine or a thing of margaritas... Off to try to find the drunk thread

 
witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv, Jeep, Hack and if I missed anyone, please let me know.
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I'd be offended, but I really don't belong on that list.
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That was meant as...aw hell, never mind.
 
witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv, Jeep, Hack and if I missed anyone, please let me know.
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Buncha crap.
You think you know someone, but then you remember they were passed out the majority of the weekend you met them and the time they were conscious has almost certainly passed into the ether.
 
We're enjoying a Green Mill frozen pizza this evening because we're high ####### class.

So, I put a little of that powdered dust they call "grated parmesan" on the "pizza". When I finish, I realize the parmesan is almost out so I pour the last tea tablespoon of it in my palm and throw that #### back like a shot of absinthe. I told myself I was doing this because it creates refrigerator space. WAL.

 
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Someone remind me when Frosty's account is unsuspended that he needs to add Michael Young to his enemies list.
Guy's also on my enemies list. One hit tonight doesn't make up for the worst statistical performance in rangers playoff history last night.
 
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We can go to couples counseling and everything.
:lmao:I'm never going to quit laughing at this.Errr... My condolences, Fish.
It's fine. Despite the crazy, there have been some great laughs out of this. I'm also assuming that the reason I've gotten like 6 new fb friends today is so you people can check out Tanner's new love interest.
Friend request sent.
 
GM, I just saw you on Facebook. You friends with Chris Holt? Guy absolutely slays on the guitar. Best player I've ever seen that absolutely no one knows about.

 
Enjoying a tasty Dr. Pepper Ten on ice. Only 10 calories per can.Not the bite of a normal Dr. Pepper, but not the aftertaste of a Diet Dr. Pepper. Will probably make a good mixer when you only have crappy alcohol.
Other than root beer, Dr. Pepper Ten is by far the tastiest diet pop around.
Which Diet Root Beer do you prefer? I haven't found one I like yet, but I haven't tried many Diet ones.
diet barq's is pretty damn good
 
Enjoying a tasty Dr. Pepper Ten on ice. Only 10 calories per can.Not the bite of a normal Dr. Pepper, but not the aftertaste of a Diet Dr. Pepper. Will probably make a good mixer when you only have crappy alcohol.
Other than root beer, Dr. Pepper Ten is by far the tastiest diet pop around.
Which Diet Root Beer do you prefer? I haven't found one I like yet, but I haven't tried many Diet ones.
speaking of root beer... despite many efforts in my younger years, i'm pretty certain there's no way to mix root beer and hard alcohol to make a decent drink. if someone has solved this mystery, i'd be curious to hear what works.
Smirnoff Rootbeer Vodka with regular rootbeer does the trick. The vodka is also 100 proof so it'll do the job.
sounds tasty
 
When I had Vikings season tickets there would be games where we'd tailgate and it would be so cold that your beer would freeze. So, I'd buy a bottle of Root 100 and just pour a little in the can on occasion to keep it from freezing. It was a tasty option.

 
you've got some krippling to do, sister.
Oh my. Who's in charge of the summaries for October?Anything to do with potential stalkers? :excited:I'm so spitting mad at my job I can't see straight, so no krippling possible. Anybody on here ever just quit their job without another lined up? I'm so tempted, but even more tempted just to not give a #### until they fire me and give me a severance package. Unfortunately that will take too long.
 
Attended my first Cub Scout meeting tonight.

We start with picking up trash around the school with the promise of learning about recycling later. Of course there was very little litter on the grounds which is a good thing I guess. After about 40 minutes of looking for trash (with every find resulting in a battle royale with cheese for the small wrapper or whatever) we gather back in the gym to share our finds. Right away this is what happens:

Kid 1: All I found was a cigarette.

Kid 2: SMOKING IS BAD! Kid 3 SMOKING WILL KILL YOU! Kid 4: SMOKING WILL MAKE YOU SICK!

Cal: My Dad smokes. (Turns to look at me, shakes his finger and his head as every man, woman and child in a 50 mile radius stares at me and frowns.)

Cub Scouts are fun!

 
you've got some krippling to do, sister.
Oh my. Who's in charge of the summaries for October?Anything to do with potential stalkers? :excited:I'm so spitting mad at my job I can't see straight, so no krippling possible. Anybody on here ever just quit their job without another lined up? I'm so tempted, but even more tempted just to not give a #### until they fire me and give me a severance package. Unfortunately that will take too long.
There is no longer a "potential" stalker. We have stalking.
 
Drawing a total blank on the term for when I give a department a lead on a deal and they give me a kick back from the sale.

Could be the beer.

 

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