Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Detective 1: "Woman's body was found, hands taped together."Can I pin that on Rudnicki as well?lol
Wouldn't it be easier to just kill her?
Detective 2: "Duct tape?"
Detective 1: "No, hockey tape."

Detective 1: "Woman's body was found, hands taped together."Can I pin that on Rudnicki as well?lol
Wouldn't it be easier to just kill her?
Detective 2: "Duct tape?"
Detective 1: "No, hockey tape."

BACK OFF!Fixed.It's fine. Despite the crazy, there have been some great laughs out of this. I'm also assuming that the reason I've gotten like 6 new fb friends today is so you people can check out Tanner's everybody's new love interest.We can go to couples counseling and everything.I'm never going to quit laughing at this.
Errr... My condolences, Fish.![]()
BACK OFF!Fixed.It's fine. Despite the crazy, there have been some great laughs out of this. I'm also assuming that the reason I've gotten like 6 new fb friends today is so you people can check out Tanner's everybody's new love interest.We can go to couples counseling and everything.I'm never going to quit laughing at this.
Errr... My condolences, Fish.![]()
...and Brittney's off limits.lmaoSure, but she'll probably fall off. He's not that big.Can I pin that on Rudnicki as well?lolWouldn't it be easier to just kill her?
I'm a masterI'll even talk about the Bills and hockey and stuff.
And yes on Megan or Meghan or whatever.I feel like I should ask what the question is here.I'm a masterI'll even talk about the Bills and hockey and stuff.And yes on Megan or Meghan or whatever.
The internet.How did you find this?
I'll even talk about the Bills and hockey and stuff.
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godspeed, friendif i have learned anything in life it's that chicks who work at hospitals are ####ing crazy. must be one of the interview questions or something.yay. she got hired at the hospital where she interviewed. now she doesn't have to move!I'd ask someone to kill me, but that's probably going to take care of itself.
bumped it for you.Back home now. Contemplating opening a bottle of wine or a thing of margaritas... Off to try to find the drunk thread
It should be pinned, IMOBack home now. Contemplating opening a bottle of wine or a thing of margaritas... Off to try to find the drunk thread
bumped it for you.Back home now. Contemplating opening a bottle of wine or a thing of margaritas... Off to try to find the drunk thread
Just saw that. Thx!!It should be pinned, IMOBack home now. Contemplating opening a bottle of wine or a thing of margaritas... Off to try to find the drunk thread

GM was kind enough to link it on page 1 of this thread in the OPIt should be pinned, IMOBack home now. Contemplating opening a bottle of wine or a thing of margaritas... Off to try to find the drunk thread
Pfft.... Like I'd ever think to look thereGM was kind enough to link it on page 1 of this thread in the OPIt should be pinned, IMOBack home now. Contemplating opening a bottle of wine or a thing of margaritas... Off to try to find the drunk thread
witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv, Jeep, Hack and if I missed anyone, please let me know.
I'd be offended, but I really don't belong on that list.witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv, Jeep, Hack and if I missed anyone, please let me know.![]()
I'd be offended, but I really don't belong on that list.witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv, Jeep, Hack and if I missed anyone, please let me know.![]()

I'd be offended, but I really don't belong on that list.witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv, Jeep, Hack and if I missed anyone, please let me know.![]()
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That was meant as...aw hell, never mind.I'd be offended, but I really don't belong on that list.witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv, Jeep, Hack and if I missed anyone, please let me know.![]()
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Buncha crap.witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv, Jeep, Hack and if I missed anyone, please let me know.![]()
I'd be offended, but I really don't belong on that list.witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv, Jeep, Hack and if I missed anyone, please let me know.![]()

You think you know someone, but then you remember they were passed out the majority of the weekend you met them and the time they were conscious has almost certainly passed into the ether.Buncha crap.witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv, Jeep, Hack and if I missed anyone, please let me know.![]()
For the last time, you can also just put "drunkthread" all one word into the search as well.
My notebook sucks, so I totally forget who this is, but 
nm....Someone remind me when Frosty's account is unsuspended that he needs to add Michael Young to his enemies list.
Off to the drunk thread for the eveningGuy's also on my enemies list. One hit tonight doesn't make up for the worst statistical performance in rangers playoff history last night.Someone remind me when Frosty's account is unsuspended that he needs to add Michael Young to his enemies list.
Friend request sent.'-fish- said:It's fine. Despite the crazy, there have been some great laughs out of this. I'm also assuming that the reason I've gotten like 6 new fb friends today is so you people can check out Tanner's new love interest.'Pigskin P said:'Homer J Simpson said:We can go to couples counseling and everything.I'm never going to quit laughing at this.Errr... My condolences, Fish.
diet barq's is pretty damn goodWhich Diet Root Beer do you prefer? I haven't found one I like yet, but I haven't tried many Diet ones.Other than root beer, Dr. Pepper Ten is by far the tastiest diet pop around.Enjoying a tasty Dr. Pepper Ten on ice. Only 10 calories per can.Not the bite of a normal Dr. Pepper, but not the aftertaste of a Diet Dr. Pepper. Will probably make a good mixer when you only have crappy alcohol.
sounds tastySmirnoff Rootbeer Vodka with regular rootbeer does the trick. The vodka is also 100 proof so it'll do the job.speaking of root beer... despite many efforts in my younger years, i'm pretty certain there's no way to mix root beer and hard alcohol to make a decent drink. if someone has solved this mystery, i'd be curious to hear what works.Which Diet Root Beer do you prefer? I haven't found one I like yet, but I haven't tried many Diet ones.Other than root beer, Dr. Pepper Ten is by far the tastiest diet pop around.Enjoying a tasty Dr. Pepper Ten on ice. Only 10 calories per can.Not the bite of a normal Dr. Pepper, but not the aftertaste of a Diet Dr. Pepper. Will probably make a good mixer when you only have crappy alcohol.
Currently drinking one of these. It's nice.Sorry Bob. Christ.PS Cream soda and captains.
you've got some krippling to do, sister.
Oh my. Who's in charge of the summaries for October?Anything to do with potential stalkers?you've got some krippling to do, sister.
I'm so spitting mad at my job I can't see straight, so no krippling possible. Anybody on here ever just quit their job without another lined up? I'm so tempted, but even more tempted just to not give a #### until they fire me and give me a severance package. Unfortunately that will take too long.There is no longer a "potential" stalker. We have stalking.Oh my. Who's in charge of the summaries for October?Anything to do with potential stalkers?you've got some krippling to do, sister.I'm so spitting mad at my job I can't see straight, so no krippling possible. Anybody on here ever just quit their job without another lined up? I'm so tempted, but even more tempted just to not give a #### until they fire me and give me a severance package. Unfortunately that will take too long.