GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[krista4]

Newflash: The Blair Witch Project still sucks.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Newflash: The Blair Witch Project still sucks.

Was pretty bad-### opening weekend.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Newflash: The Blair Witch Project still sucks.

Was pretty bad opening weekend.

fixed

 

[Dungeon Master]

Newflash: The Blair Witch Project still sucks.

Was pretty bad opening weekend.

fixed

Oh, ok.

 

[krista4]

Newflash: The Blair Witch Project still sucks.

Was pretty bad opening weekend.

fixed

This is not even "the benefit of time" speaking. Hated this movie when it came out. I came home and it's on TMC and thought I should try in case I didn't give it a fair shake before. It's worse than I remembered.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hate isn't even a strong enough word for how I feel about that movie.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Seems like a good time to bow out of this thread.

forever.

 

[kevzilla]

Frosty, wait.

 

[desert rose]

I saw The Blair Witch Project when it first came out. It made me nauseous and angry at the same time, and forced me to openly jeer the film, pissing off my friends who wanted to give it a chance. If I had food, I'd have hurled it at the screen, it was that bad.

 

[krista4]

I saw The Blair Witch Project when it first came out. It made me nauseous and angry at the same time, and forced me to openly jeer the film, pissing off my friends who wanted to give it a chance. If I had food, I'd have hurled it at the screen, it was that bad.

 

[Sconch]

This can fit into one of two files:A: Not sure why my wife still puts up with me.B: Why am I with someone who doesn't appreciate my genius.The wife and I are going to some business mixer tonight. She's trying on the outfit she has picked out. It's some sort of long sweater/top thingy and black tights (it looks really good BTW). So then she starts to put on this chainlike belt.Me: I'm not sure it needs a belt.Her: I think the belt makes it a little jazzier (puts on the belt).Me: Ah yes...I think I remember seeing Thelonius Monk wear that very same belt.Her: Shut up.

Thank you.Leave it to the resident person of color to get the Thelonius Monk joke. The rest of you honkies can get bent.

 

[Sconch]

My wife is telling me she either wants to have another baby or get a cat. I love both cats and sex, but I don't want either of these outcomes.

My link

 

[Sconch]

I was fortunate enough to see Blair Witch pre-hype/word of mouth. I am not a big slasher/horror etc fan. That being said seeing it in the theater early on allowed me to pretty much dig the movie. It's not something to watch at home while you fold laundry or do the Jumble.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hate isn't even a strong enough word for how I feel about that movie.

Good stuff, Joe.

 

[Dungeon Master]

I was fortunate enough to see Blair Witch pre-hype/word of mouth. I am not a big slasher/horror etc fan. That being said seeing it in the theater early on allowed me to pretty much dig the movie. It's not something to watch at home while you fold laundry or do the Jumble.

 

[Limp Ditka]

This can fit into one of two files:A: Not sure why my wife still puts up with me.B: Why am I with someone who doesn't appreciate my genius.The wife and I are going to some business mixer tonight. She's trying on the outfit she has picked out. It's some sort of long sweater/top thingy and black tights (it looks really good BTW). So then she starts to put on this chainlike belt.Me: I'm not sure it needs a belt.Her: I think the belt makes it a little jazzier (puts on the belt).Me: Ah yes...I think I remember seeing Thelonius Monk wear that very same belt.Her: Shut up.

Thank you.Leave it to the resident person of color to get the Thelonius Monk joke. The rest of you honkies can get bent.

They're called Thelonious Monster and they're all white guys.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This can fit into one of two files:

A: Not sure why my wife still puts up with me.

B: Why am I with someone who doesn't appreciate my genius.

The wife and I are going to some business mixer tonight. She's trying on the outfit she has picked out. It's some sort of long sweater/top thingy and black tights (it looks really good BTW). So then she starts to put on this chainlike belt.

Me: I'm not sure it needs a belt.

Her: I think the belt makes it a little jazzier (puts on the belt).

Me: Ah yes...I think I remember seeing Thelonius Monk wear that very same belt.

Her: Shut up.

Thank you.Leave it to the resident person of color to get the Thelonius Monk joke.

The rest of you honkies can get bent.

Are we talking about the same Mr. Furley?

 

[Sconch]

This can fit into one of two files:

A: Not sure why my wife still puts up with me.

B: Why am I with someone who doesn't appreciate my genius.

The wife and I are going to some business mixer tonight. She's trying on the outfit she has picked out. It's some sort of long sweater/top thingy and black tights (it looks really good BTW). So then she starts to put on this chainlike belt.

Me: I'm not sure it needs a belt.

Her: I think the belt makes it a little jazzier (puts on the belt).

Me: Ah yes...I think I remember seeing Thelonius Monk wear that very same belt.

Her: Shut up.

Thank you.Leave it to the resident person of color to get the Thelonius Monk joke.

The rest of you honkies can get bent.

Are we talking about the same Mr. Furley?

Yes. He is my black friend.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hate isn't even a strong enough word for how I feel about that movie.

Good stuff, Joe.

thanks, Bill.

 

[charvik]

Anybody thinking of doing this in a third world country with a little less direct sun light?

Aren't all third-world countries really hot?

Maybe one of the Baltics?ETA: Here you go, GBGM. charvik, there are several acres of lakefront swamp for under $2 million.

whoa... that is way more expensive than other options...thank you by the way...

ETA: I shouldn't be clicking links after happy hour(s).

 

[charvik]

sooo... any beach front properties, say 2,000+ acres with a private lagoon?

A real beach on the ocean, not some little lakefront or something?

yes, real beach...

Start in San Juan del Sur, move northward.I actually think Laguna de Apoyo, about 25 minutes outside Granada, is a great buy right now. Not "real" beach, though.

Seems like it's very hard to find larger waterfront land lots.How stable is the government?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

pets photobombing each other

 

[Early_10]

My wife is telling me she either wants to have another baby or get a cat. I love both cats and sex, but I don't want either of these outcomes.

Cats live an average of 16 years rather than 80. Also, as I understand it, it is not generally acceptable to leave a baby for a weekend with just bowls of food and water on the floor. Just go with the lesser of two evils here.

It is legal to put a cat in a kennel and to give it away unexpectedly and without planning.

 

[Tribulation]

One of my cats knocked my iPhone into a glass cup of red wine. I went to my 70 year old neighbors to call my husband. He was unfazed but this will not be fixable until tomorrow. Boooo.

My wife dropped her blackberry into a cup of coffee. It was dead until she put it in a sack of dry rice. A day later, it was back to life.

It works. I keep my razors in a ziplock with dry rice. They stay sharp and usable a LOT longer, for 6-8 weeks, because it prevents corrosion of the metal.

 

[Tribulation]

RICE WORKS

Worked for her. Not sure why I'd choose to lie about that.

This isn't your best argument.

 

[Bogart]

Started running again last night. Well, if you can consider 2.25 miles at a 14 minute per mile pace running.

My cardio is the sucks.

 

[Tribulation]

Anybody thinking of doing this in a third world country with a little less direct sun light?

Mongolia?

 

[phishphan]

This can fit into one of two files:

A: Not sure why my wife still puts up with me.

B: Why am I with someone who doesn't appreciate my genius.

The wife and I are going to some business mixer tonight. She's trying on the outfit she has picked out. It's some sort of long sweater/top thingy and black tights (it looks really good BTW). So then she starts to put on this chainlike belt.

Me: I'm not sure it needs a belt.

Her: I think the belt makes it a little jazzier (puts on the belt).

Me: Ah yes...I think I remember seeing Thelonius Monk wear that very same belt.

Her: Shut up.

Thank you.Leave it to the resident person of color to get the Thelonius Monk joke.

The rest of you honkies can get bent.

Are we talking about the same Mr. Furley?

You thought Furley was a cracker?

 

[YSR]

I did the rice thing before with a blackberry and had success with it. I think this iPhone is a goner, though.

I'm looking at possibilities for my new phone. Anyone have Virgin Mobile? Looks like no contract and unlimited everything for $55/month on the Sprint network. Trying to figure out the catch.

 

[Disco Stu]

I should have stuck with the quitting fancy football plan. After the draft my team looked deep at RB. Now, not so much.

D McFadden, P Hillis, F Jones, L Blount, and M Ingram (the only one who played enough to get points in W7)

But at least my WRs suck.

 

[eoMMan]

I should have stuck with the quitting fancy football plan. After the draft my team looked deep at RB. Now, not so much.D McFadden, P Hillis, F Jones, L Blount, and M Ingram (the only one who played enough to get points in W7)But at least my WRs suck.

Pick up Alfonso Smith. Beanie Wells will miss a couple of weeks at least. Smith has a bad match-up this week against the Ravens but then goes against the Rams and then the Eagles....both awesome match-ups.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Raider Nation>not one single team sent a representative to watch TO work out yesterday and nobody has called to express any interest either.

 

[Tribulation]

Raider Nation>not one single team sent a representative to watch TO work out yesterday and nobody has called to express any interest either.

Why are you talking to yourself? You're not fooling anybody.

 

[YSR]

Raider Nation>not one single team sent a representative to watch TO work out yesterday and nobody has called to express any interest either.

at you pretending you're not Raider Nation.

 

[Disco Stu]

I should have stuck with the quitting fancy football plan. After the draft my team looked deep at RB. Now, not so much.D McFadden, P Hillis, F Jones, L Blount, and M Ingram (the only one who played enough to get points in W7)But at least my WRs suck.

Pick up Alfonso Smith. Beanie Wells will miss a couple of weeks at least. Smith has a bad match-up this week against the Ravens but then goes against the Rams and then the Eagles....both awesome match-ups.

Never heard of him, but somebody picked him up this morning. I just added Keiland Williams.

 

[YSR]

Raider Nation>not one single team sent a representative to watch TO work out yesterday and nobody has called to express any interest either.

Why are you talking to yourself? You're not fooling anybody.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

went to pick up my daughter from her friend's house last night. they had an exact replica of this in their garage. it was pretty sweet.

 

[Tribulation]

Raider Nation>not one single team sent a representative to watch TO work out yesterday and nobody has called to express any interest either.

Why are you talking to yourself? You're not fooling anybody.

 

[Tribulation]

went to pick up my daughter from her friend's house last night. they had an exact replica of this in their garage. it was pretty sweet.

Does the dad wear a red 60's swinger scarf around his neck?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

went to pick up my daughter from her friend's house last night. they had an exact replica of this in their garage. it was pretty sweet.

Does the dad wear a red 60's swinger scarf around his neck?

only met the mom. she's no Daphne. she's not even Velma. hell she's not Shaggy.

 

[Tribulation]

went to pick up my daughter from her friend's house last night. they had an exact replica of this in their garage. it was pretty sweet.

Does the dad wear a red 60's swinger scarf around his neck?

only met the mom. she's no Daphne. she's not even Velma. hell she's not Shaggy.

You should bring snacks for her then.

 

[Tribulation]

Doesn't Norway have a strange shape?

 

[El Floppo]

One of my cats knocked my iPhone into a glass cup of red wine. I went to my 70 year old neighbors to call my husband. He was unfazed but this will not be fixable until tomorrow. Boooo.

My wife dropped her blackberry into a cup of coffee. It was dead until she put it in a sack of dry rice. A day later, it was back to life.

Mine's in rice now, has been since the incident. :fingerscrossed:

It's red wine... you must soak it in Tonic Water, stat!

 

[El Floppo]

Doesn't Norway have a strange shape?

That's Denmark.

 

[Tribulation]

Doesn't Norway have a strange shape?

That's Denmark.

(Watch both parts of this video from beginning to end. It's freaking hilarious.)

 

[Bogart]

went to pick up my daughter from her friend's house last night. they had an exact replica of this in their garage. it was pretty sweet.

That is pretty sweet. There is a nice one that drives around up here in the Keller area. I have seen it twice. The second time I tried to track it down to get my son's picture next to it. He is a HUGE Scooby Doo fan. But the van had about a 30 second head start on me and ducked into some neighborhoods and we never found it. Was a fun 30 minutes trying to find it though.

 

[wadegarrett]

Doesn't Norway have a strange shape?

That's Denmark.

.

 

[Sconch]

pets photobombing each other

best oneMy dog photobombing my other dog (low fi)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Newflash: The Blair Witch Project still sucks.

Was pretty bad opening weekend.

fixed

Turrible movie. Good marketing ploy.

 

[madhatter]

I did the rice thing before with a blackberry and had success with it. I think this iPhone is a goner, though.I'm looking at possibilities for my new phone. Anyone have Virgin Mobile? Looks like no contract and unlimited everything for $55/month on the Sprint network. Trying to figure out the catch.

At least you didn't leave in in the ####ter at Target and have some woman steal it.