GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Tribulation]

Shuke is Aaron?

And Aaron is Shuke.Apparently.

Your gun is digging into my hip. Oh God!

 

[heckmanm]

I might or might not have a slight hangover this morning. Some interesting pictures found their way on my blackberry from last night. Guess this is the best place for them.

Mrs. Pickles

"Hey, do you mind taking a picture with two dorks?"

Hubba Hubba

Oh, hello Shuke.

A couple of those pictures are really dark. Did you use a flash? Makes a difference.

 

[Tribulation]

Mrs. Pickles

speaking of erections

The Widettes....When the gal on the right went to the bathroom, I almost fell out of my barstool. She probalby weighed 275 pounds.

Ah, so she's an Iceberg, huh?

 

[shuke]

Mrs. Pickles

Holy mother of God.

Oh, hello Shuke.

 

[shuke]

Mrs. Pickles

speaking of erections

No ####. I mean, did you see those wings?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Mrs. Pickles

speaking of erections

The Widettes....When the gal on the right went to the bathroom, I almost fell out of my barstool. She probalby weighed 275 pounds.

Ah, so she's an Iceberg, huh?

 

[shuke]

She probalby weighed 275 pounds.

OH BULL####.

 

[Sconch]

Mrs. Pickles

speaking of erections

No ####. I mean, did you see those wings?

 

[shuke]

I may have missed something GM, but where did you go that you were taking pictures with strange women?

 

[Bogart]

This gave me an erection to read.

What does this even mean?

Hi Aaron - What it means is that I get a real hard on reading posts that discuss a mythical beat down because I too harbor fantasies of killing the man that slept with my ex-wife, even though I don't really care if my ex-wife ran a train on the Harlem Globetrotters at this point. So when I say I obtained an erection from reading zooks post, it was a metaphor to describe my enthusiasm for his angst.

Peace,

G

What would this movie be called?Last Train to Harlem

Full Court Press

The Harlem Globetrotter Ball Girl

Shirts, Skins and a Bucket of Confetti

Sweet Georgia (with a lot of) Brown

 

[Sconch]

She probalby weighed 275 pounds.

OH BULL####.

 

[Thorn]

I might or might not have a slight hangover this morning. Some interesting pictures found their way on my blackberry from last night. Guess this is the best place for them.

Mrs. Pickles

This, to see it, an erection was given, unto me.

Oh, hello Shuke.

The Eat-Off, V2.0: The Inedibles

 

[Thorn]

Mrs. Pickles

speaking of erections

The Widettes....When the gal on the right went to the bathroom, I almost fell out of my barstool. She probalby weighed 275 pounds.

This, to read, an erection, was removed, from my possession.

 

[heckmanm]

Mrs. Pickles

speaking of erections

The Widettes....When the gal on the right went to the bathroom, I almost fell out of my barstool. She probalby weighed 275 pounds.

Used to know a girl like that - we nicknamed her "Bartlett"

 

[General Malaise]

She probalby weighed 275 pounds.

OH BULL####.

Dude, she was a house. I'm not kidding.

 

[General Malaise]

I can see this happening in Roverfish's near future...

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colorado (AP) — Police say a man's girlfriend unexpectedly came home just before another woman was due to visit, so he called police to report his new acquaintance as a burglar.

The Gazette reports (http://bit.ly/vfcH8c ) that 24-year-old Kevin Gaylor was cited with a misdemeanor of false reporting to authorities.

Police say Gaylor had invited a woman he met online to come to his home after 3 a.m. Wednesday so they could get better acquainted, but his girlfriend came home first.

Police say that when the other woman arrived, Gaylor called police and falsely reported an intrusion.

Gaylor has an unlisted phone number and couldn't be reached for comment.

 

[General Malaise]

I may have missed something GM, but where did you go that you were taking pictures with strange women?

They have these things out here called "bars". They're kinda fun.

 

[Gadzooks]

Mrs. Pickles

speaking of erections

The Widettes....When the gal on the right went to the bathroom, I almost fell out of my barstool. She probalby weighed 275 pounds.

This, to read, an erection, was removed, from my possession.

 

[Thorn]

I'm starting to get invites to "Industry Night" events for bartenders and wait staff.

 

[Gadzooks]

Solid erection talk in here today, imo. Lets keep it up.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I may have missed something GM, but where did you go that you were taking pictures with strange women?

They have these things out here called "bars". They're kinda fun.

I've heard this.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Solid erection talk in here today, imo. Lets keep it up.

Oh, it's up.

 

[General Malaise]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You're smarter than this. How many times have I taken the road less traveled and been proven right? You had guys like Pickles back in 2004 attacking me for being a gold bull, claiming it was going nowhere. Look how much of a fool he's turned out to be. I owned his butt so badly he still hasn't gotten over it in 7 years. He probably sucks his thumb in bed having nightmares about it the way he carries on. Or how about when I said Obama was a one-termer, and you had these same fools claiming the republicans were finished and would not rise again for decades? They are pretty silent now, aren't they?I would think that you would understand the danger in following the crowd and conventional wisdom of all people.If I say Obama is behind the OWS movement, and the consensus is I'm crazy, you're first thought by NOW should be to dismiss the crowd.

He really has a point on that whole Pickles getting owned on the gold stuff.

No, he doesn't. BGP would post about going "long" on gold and then backtrack at the first sign of weakness, usually a week or sometimes days later. He's a joke.

 

[General Malaise]

I may have missed something GM, but where did you go that you were taking pictures with strange women?

They have these things out here called "bars". They're kinda fun.

I've heard this.

I'd like to go to a bar with you sometime.

 

[General Malaise]

You're smarter than this. How many times have I taken the road less traveled and been proven right? You had guys like Pickles back in 2004 attacking me for being a gold bull, claiming it was going nowhere. Look how much of a fool he's turned out to be. I owned his butt so badly he still hasn't gotten over it in 7 years. He probably sucks his thumb in bed having nightmares about it the way he carries on. Or how about when I said Obama was a one-termer, and you had these same fools claiming the republicans were finished and would not rise again for decades? They are pretty silent now, aren't they?I would think that you would understand the danger in following the crowd and conventional wisdom of all people.If I say Obama is behind the OWS movement, and the consensus is I'm crazy, you're first thought by NOW should be to dismiss the crowd.

He really has a point on that whole Pickles getting owned on the gold stuff.

No, he doesn't. BGP would post about going "long" on gold and then backtrack at the first sign of weakness, usually a week or sometimes days later. He's a joke.

yeah, he actively traded around gold, which I said was foolish and told him so on more than one occasion. I'd like to bump my SILVER IS ALL THE RAGE thread, but it got pruned.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Good god, look at her skin.

 

[Sconch]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Damn. I need to take more pics when I go out. Tuesday night the wife and I were at this mixer and not only were there actual models there but (for some reason) exotically hot Russian chicks.

 

[General Malaise]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Damn. I need to take more pics when I go out. Tuesday night the wife and I were at this mixer and not only were there actual models there but (for some reason) exotically hot Russian chicks.

In Bakersfield, models take picture of you.

 

[Sconch]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Damn. I need to take more pics when I go out. Tuesday night the wife and I were at this mixer and not only were there actual models there but (for some reason) exotically hot Russian chicks.

In Bakersfield, models take picture of you.

Twoshay!models. the one in the leopard print is better in person

me photobombing some people that are neither russian nor models

stunning young russian chick with somebody's abuela

 

[General Malaise]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Good god, look at her skin.

22 years young. pretty sure she tinkles Sprite and farts rainbows.

 

[shuke]

This gave me an erection to read.

What does this even mean?

Hi Aaron - What it means is that I get a real hard on reading posts that discuss a mythical beat down because I too harbor fantasies of killing the man that slept with my ex-wife, even though I don't really care if my ex-wife ran a train on the Harlem Globetrotters at this point. So when I say I obtained an erection from reading zooks post, it was a metaphor to describe my enthusiasm for his angst.Peace,G

Next time, try typing like you're not Yoda. Thanks in advance.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Good god, look at her skin.

22 years young. pretty sure she tinkles Sprite and farts rainbows.

5, 1, 4, 3, 2Though 5, 1 and 4 are all interchangeable.

 

[General Malaise]

This gave me an erection to read.

What does this even mean?

Hi Aaron - What it means is that I get a real hard on reading posts that discuss a mythical beat down because I too harbor fantasies of killing the man that slept with my ex-wife, even though I don't really care if my ex-wife ran a train on the Harlem Globetrotters at this point. So when I say I obtained an erection from reading zooks post, it was a metaphor to describe my enthusiasm for his angst.Peace,G

Next time, try typing like you're not Yoda. Thanks in advance.

I will if you promise to stop reading like you're Michael J. Fox.

 

[General Malaise]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Good god, look at her skin.

22 years young. pretty sure she tinkles Sprite and farts rainbows.

5, 1, 4, 3, 2Though 5, 1 and 4 are all interchangeable.

1 might convince me to divorce again. oops, panties

 

[shuke]

I may have missed something GM, but where did you go that you were taking pictures with strange women?

They have these things out here called "bars". They're kinda fun.

As a married man, you're eating dinner with chicks you don't know?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Good god, look at her skin.

22 years young. pretty sure she tinkles Sprite and farts rainbows.

5, 1, 4, 3, 2Though 5, 1 and 4 are all interchangeable.

1 might convince me to divorce again. oops, panties

No need to divorce, just take her on as a mistress. And I want to taste the rainbow.

 

[shuke]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Back leftFront

Back right

Back middle

 

[shuke]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Good god, look at her skin.

FLAWLESS

 

[General Malaise]

I may have missed something GM, but where did you go that you were taking pictures with strange women?

They have these things out here called "bars". They're kinda fun.

As a married man, you're eating dinner with chicks you don't know?

I didn't touch their food. I ate much earlier with my buddy Chad. Those two just asked me to take a picture of them and since I couldn't work their iPhone, I just took a picture with my blackberry and texted it to them. Is that alright with you, Dr. Phil?

 

[shuke]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Good god, look at her skin.

22 years young. pretty sure she tinkles Sprite and farts rainbows.

Very, very, nice.

"Hey gals, do you mind posing for a picture for a creepy 40 year old albino?"

 

[shuke]

I may have missed something GM, but where did you go that you were taking pictures with strange women?

They have these things out here called "bars". They're kinda fun.

As a married man, you're eating dinner with chicks you don't know?

I didn't touch their food.

Didn't notice those wings, eh?

 

[Dungeon Master]

I may have missed something GM, but where did you go that you were taking pictures with strange women?

They have these things out here called "bars". They're kinda fun.

I've heard this.

I'd like to go to a bar with you sometime.

Overrated.

 

[wadegarrett]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Good god, look at her skin.

FLAWLESS

fantastically clean epidermis

 

[General Malaise]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Good god, look at her skin.

22 years young. pretty sure she tinkles Sprite and farts rainbows.

5, 1, 4, 3, 2Though 5, 1 and 4 are all interchangeable.

1 might convince me to divorce again. oops, panties

No need to divorce, just take her on as a mistress. And I want to taste the rainbow.

Two of those girls work at Dutch Bros, which is a drive-thru coffee hut near our office. The girls that work there are notoriously hot and incredibly flirtatious and since they live on tips, they are great at both. My 'mistress' has been working there as long as I've been employed at my current job. I'm not foolish enough to beleive that she really wants to get down with Powder and I'm sure there are richer, better looking dudes that actually succeed at luring her out on the town, but for whatever reason, this gal seems to dig GM's chili. And despite the fact that I stopped going to Dutch Bros (saving money, brewing coffee at home thank you) she still asks my co-workers about me evertime they go.Last night, as I was reunited with my HS buddy Chad (hadn't seen him in over 15 years, was in town for work) we went for a drink at the upscale, uber-hip Departure bar in downtown Portland. While there, Dutch Bros gal with nice skin ran up and hugged me. She works there too. Now my buddy Chad and I were probably the biggest dorks at Highland Park HS and joked last night that we had to comb through the seeds and stems of HS girls to find dates and get some action. So it was a little sweet last night when this gal came flying over, hugged me and said "i'm is mistress". Most days, life just kicks me in the balls. But every so often, the good lord smiles down and throws me a bone.

 

[General Malaise]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Good god, look at her skin.

22 years young. pretty sure she tinkles Sprite and farts rainbows.

Very, very, nice.

"Hey gals, do you mind posing for a picture for a creepy 40 year old albino?"

That's from their facebook page, Patton.

 

[General Malaise]

I may have missed something GM, but where did you go that you were taking pictures with strange women?

They have these things out here called "bars". They're kinda fun.

As a married man, you're eating dinner with chicks you don't know?

I didn't touch their food.

Didn't notice those wings, eh?

You don't think it's a little creepy to help yourself to other people's food?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

me photobombing some people that are neither russian nor models

dude on the left looks like the love child of Chris Farley and Chris Matthews

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I may have missed something GM, but where did you go that you were taking pictures with strange women?

They have these things out here called "bars". They're kinda fun.

As a married man, you're eating dinner with chicks you don't know?

I didn't touch their food.

Didn't notice those wings, eh?

You don't think it's a little creepy to help yourself to other people's food?

you do realize who you are talking to, correct?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

since I couldn't work their iPhone, I just took a picture with my blackberry and texted it to them. Is that alright with you, Dr. Phil?

Nice tactic. Who the hell can't use an iPhone?