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Zooks, I'm not going to be a huge help, but here's my situation...
Thanks. Any chance we can get a cornhole at that Knights of Columbus you go to in your town?
:lmao: (un)fortunately, I don't live there anymore.

my dad was active in the Knights of Columbus when it was there - they built the building and eventually sold it because the other tenants wouldn't stop selling drugs and running illegal gambling activities (slots, video poker, back room poker games, etc)

but trust me, i can pretty much guarantee you there wasn't so much as an Offdee 4 in the group...

 
'Bogart said:
'Tribulation said:
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
'General Malaise said:
This gave me an erection to read.
What does this even mean?
Hi Aaron - What it means is that I get a real hard on reading posts that discuss a mythical beat down because I too harbor fantasies of killing the man that slept with my ex-wife, even though I don't really care if my ex-wife ran a train on the Harlem Globetrotters at this point. So when I say I obtained an erection from reading zooks post, it was a metaphor to describe my enthusiasm for his angst.

Peace,

G
:lmao:
What would this movie be called?Last Train to Harlem

Full Court Press

The Harlem Globetrotter Ball Girl

Shirts, Skins and a Bucket of Confetti

Sweet Georgia (with a lot of) Brown
Meadowlark Lemon Party.
 
One of my cats knocked my iPhone into a glass cup of red wine. I went to my 70 year old neighbors to call my husband. He was unfazed but this will not be fixable until tomorrow. Boooo.
My wife dropped her blackberry into a cup of coffee. It was dead until she put it in a sack of dry rice. A day later, it was back to life. :thumbup:
:bs:
:goodposting: I heard a story about my friend trying this, and it totally didn't work. Using rice for this cure must be totally useless.
My daughter had hers fall into a puddle of water. She put it in a bowl of rice, and the next day it was working. :shrug:

 
'Bogart said:
'Tribulation said:
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
'General Malaise said:
This gave me an erection to read.
What does this even mean?
Hi Aaron - What it means is that I get a real hard on reading posts that discuss a mythical beat down because I too harbor fantasies of killing the man that slept with my ex-wife, even though I don't really care if my ex-wife ran a train on the Harlem Globetrotters at this point. So when I say I obtained an erection from reading zooks post, it was a metaphor to describe my enthusiasm for his angst.

Peace,

G
:lmao:
What would this movie be called?Last Train to Harlem

Full Court Press

The Harlem Globetrotter Ball Girl

Shirts, Skins and a Bucket of Confetti

Sweet Georgia (with a lot of) Brown
Meadowlark Lemon Party.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Fantasy football team for next year.

 
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
'General Malaise said:
She probalby weighed 275 pounds. :kicksrock:
OH BULL####.
Dude, she was a house. I'm not kidding.
Still not buying it. I would wreck that.
No man, I'm not kidding. I saw her walking to the women's room and nearly spit out my beer? I looked at the bartender like I had just seen a really cool magic trick. So surprised....
 
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
'General Malaise said:
She probalby weighed 275 pounds. :kicksrock:
OH BULL####.
Dude, she was a house. I'm not kidding.
Still not buying it. I would wreck that.
No man, I'm not kidding. I saw her walking to the women's room and nearly spit out my beer? I looked at the bartender like I had just seen a really cool magic trick. So surprised....
So just a huge ###?
 
I'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise. :popcorn:
If you have any love at all for the FFA, it's the Olive Garden.
My wife is going to pick it up. She just left. I'm watching the Rangers. GO RANGERS!We very rarely order take-out and I don't think she's ever gone to pick it up before. This is momumental stuff. We either cook at home or go out sans kids...never order in.
 
I'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise. :popcorn:
Cheesecake Factory
Come on, man...I had a whole thread complaining about this place in '05 or so, right JoeT?
Dude, back then opening one of your threads required a commitment. First post usually started out at roughly 7000 words. I never read them.
crushed
 
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
'General Malaise said:
She probalby weighed 275 pounds. :kicksrock:
OH BULL####.
Dude, she was a house. I'm not kidding.
Still not buying it. I would wreck that.
No man, I'm not kidding. I saw her walking to the women's room and nearly spit out my beer? I looked at the bartender like I had just seen a really cool magic trick. So surprised....
So just a huge ###?
Enormous. Huge legs/thighs. Everything below her boob line was gigantic.HOLY CRAP RANGERS NO!!!! :mellow:
 

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