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Good RBI, but that ankle might be an issue....Na po liNa po liThe big bad wolfThe big bad wolf

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Good RBI, but that ankle might be an issue....Na po liNa po liThe big bad wolfThe big bad wolf

Thanks. Any chance we can get a cornhole at that Knights of Columbus you go to in your town?Zooks, I'm not going to be a huge help, but here's my situation...
(un)fortunately, I don't live there anymore.WHAT THE !@!#@# WAS THAT?!'urbanhack said:
WHAT THE !@!#@# WAS THAT?!'urbanhack said:
HELLO EXACTLYWHAT THE !@!#@# WAS THAT?!'urbanhack said:HELLO EXACTLY

Oil Can Boyd?BTW: Rangers pitcher Colby Lewis is an Oildale boy.
Otis?'Sconch said:with this guy?'-fish- said:she offered a threeway,'Gadzooks said:Cross country flight to cornhole with Fish: $750
Condoms and booze: $500
A knuckle-sandwich with an i-friend: priceless
Meadowlark Lemon Party.'Bogart said:What would this movie be called?Last Train to Harlem'Tribulation said:'General Malaise said:Hi Aaron - What it means is that I get a real hard on reading posts that discuss a mythical beat down because I too harbor fantasies of killing the man that slept with my ex-wife, even though I don't really care if my ex-wife ran a train on the Harlem Globetrotters at this point. So when I say I obtained an erection from reading zooks post, it was a metaphor to describe my enthusiasm for his angst.'shuke said:What does this even mean?'General Malaise said:This gave me an erection to read.
Peace,
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Full Court Press
The Harlem Globetrotter Ball Girl
Shirts, Skins and a Bucket of Confetti
Sweet Georgia (with a lot of) Brown
Thought I saw Furley in there, or down there, or, ummm... wherever.WHAT THE !@!#@# WAS THAT?!'urbanhack said:HELLO EXACTLY
My daughter had hers fall into a puddle of water. She put it in a bowl of rice, and the next day it was working.My wife dropped her blackberry into a cup of coffee. It was dead until she put it in a sack of dry rice. A day later, it was back to life.One of my cats knocked my iPhone into a glass cup of red wine. I went to my 70 year old neighbors to call my husband. He was unfazed but this will not be fixable until tomorrow. Boooo.![]()
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I heard a story about my friend trying this, and it totally didn't work. Using rice for this cure must be totally useless.
Still bitter about that? Pretty sure those were at least safe for work.'Mr. Pickles said:Pretty good retribution for those mask pics.'shuke said:Hey, thanks for the warning, guy.![]()
It was like a whole video of Furleys.Thought I saw Furley in there, or down there, or, ummm... wherever.WHAT THE !@!#@# WAS THAT?!'urbanhack said:HELLO EXACTLY
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That's funny in any context.

Still not buying it. I would wreck that.'General Malaise said:Dude, she was a house. I'm not kidding.'shuke said:OH BULL####.'General Malaise said:She probalby weighed 275 pounds.![]()
Those three rocks in the front totally fooled me into thinking those cats were actually driving that off-road vehicle.
Yeah ok.Still not buying it. I would wreck that.'General Malaise said:Dude, she was a house. I'm not kidding.'shuke said:OH BULL####.'General Malaise said:She probalby weighed 275 pounds.![]()
If you have any love at all for the FFA, it's the Olive Garden.I'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise.![]()
Anfernee Hardaway's RefterantI'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise.![]()
Meadowlark Lemon Party.'Bogart said:What would this movie be called?Last Train to Harlem'Tribulation said:'General Malaise said:Hi Aaron - What it means is that I get a real hard on reading posts that discuss a mythical beat down because I too harbor fantasies of killing the man that slept with my ex-wife, even though I don't really care if my ex-wife ran a train on the Harlem Globetrotters at this point. So when I say I obtained an erection from reading zooks post, it was a metaphor to describe my enthusiasm for his angst.'shuke said:What does this even mean?'General Malaise said:This gave me an erection to read.
Peace,
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Full Court Press
The Harlem Globetrotter Ball Girl
Shirts, Skins and a Bucket of Confetti
Sweet Georgia (with a lot of) Brown
Fantasy football team for next year.No man, I'm not kidding. I saw her walking to the women's room and nearly spit out my beer? I looked at the bartender like I had just seen a really cool magic trick. So surprised....Still not buying it. I would wreck that.'General Malaise said:Dude, she was a house. I'm not kidding.'shuke said:OH BULL####.'General Malaise said:She probalby weighed 275 pounds.![]()
Cheesecake FactoryI'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise.![]()
So just a huge ###?No man, I'm not kidding. I saw her walking to the women's room and nearly spit out my beer? I looked at the bartender like I had just seen a really cool magic trick. So surprised....Still not buying it. I would wreck that.'General Malaise said:Dude, she was a house. I'm not kidding.'shuke said:OH BULL####.'General Malaise said:She probalby weighed 275 pounds.![]()
My wife is going to pick it up. She just left. I'm watching the Rangers. GO RANGERS!We very rarely order take-out and I don't think she's ever gone to pick it up before. This is momumental stuff. We either cook at home or go out sans kids...never order in.If you have any love at all for the FFA, it's the Olive Garden.I'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise.![]()
Come on, man...I had a whole thread complaining about this place in '05 or so, right JoeT?Cheesecake FactoryI'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise.![]()
Dude, back then opening one of your threads required a commitment. First post usually started out at roughly 7000 words. I never read them.Come on, man...I had a whole thread complaining about this place in '05 or so, right JoeT?Cheesecake FactoryI'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise.![]()
Is that still around? I haven't seen one of those in over 15 years. TGIF's is the clone of this one, right?Bennigans?
Huge fan....spend my Sundays there drinking, not eating. They sell me more than 2 Coors Lights every week.

Hooters is not a franchise? Who knew...I'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise.![]()
Bennigan's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Friday's.And I actually like Friday's.Is that still around? I haven't seen one of those in over 15 years. TGIF's is the clone of this one, right?Bennigans?Huge fan....spend my Sundays there drinking, not eating. They sell me more than 2 Coors Lights every week.![]()
crushedDude, back then opening one of your threads required a commitment. First post usually started out at roughly 7000 words. I never read them.Come on, man...I had a whole thread complaining about this place in '05 or so, right JoeT?Cheesecake FactoryI'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise.![]()
OH Bull####I'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise.![]()
Enormous. Huge legs/thighs. Everything below her boob line was gigantic.HOLY CRAP RANGERS NO!!!!So just a huge ###?No man, I'm not kidding. I saw her walking to the women's room and nearly spit out my beer? I looked at the bartender like I had just seen a really cool magic trick. So surprised....Still not buying it. I would wreck that.'General Malaise said:Dude, she was a house. I'm not kidding.'shuke said:OH BULL####.'General Malaise said:She probalby weighed 275 pounds.![]()

Almost done now. Gotta say, this is pretty damn good.Think subs...OH Bull####I'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise.![]()
Only been to TGIF twice, once when I was a little kid and once in NYC (yeah, I know) when I saw the "Brownie Obsession" staring at me while we were in Times Square for XmasI think Bennigas actually doesn't suck too bad. TGIF is horrid.
you never ate at McDonald's before?Almost done now. Gotta say, this is pretty damn good.Think subs...OH Bull####I'm having dinner from a franchise restaurant tonight for the first time in my life. See if you can guess the franchise.![]()