GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[krista4]

Congrats, GM.

Good looking boys. Which one is the gay one?

Awww, thanks Early!

What a weekend! Jefferson The Caregiver took some pictures and uploaded them to flicker. For anyone who cares, here's his link.

Good times had by all. My oldest son was the life of the party, dancing to every song. His brother was outside the entire night playing kickball. Both now want to move to Michigan.

I'm gonna go ahead and hazard a guess here...

 

[Gadzooks]

Congrats, GM.

Good looking boys. Which one is the gay one?

Awww, thanks Early!

What a weekend! Jefferson The Caregiver took some pictures and uploaded them to flicker. For anyone who cares, here's his link.

Good times had by all. My oldest son was the life of the party, dancing to every song. His brother was outside the entire night playing kickball. Both now want to move to Michigan.

I'm gonna go ahead and hazard a guess here...

And kickball ain't exactly football either. But hey, as long they're happy....

 

[zander_s]

Congrats GM!

 

[shuke]

Congrats. Can't believe you were facebooking on your wedding night, though.

 

[Cookie Boyle]

Congrats, GM! Is she glad that your last name is not Gump?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Way to go, moron.

 

[SofaKings]

Marriage confirmed. I arrived to the reception after dinner was finished, lounged next to the band during the dad/daughter dance then drank outside with others and left. Drive by wedding cornhole. FFA first?

Taking suggestions for an appropriate wedding gift. No Jack In the Box gift certificates either...

 

[Thorn]

I don't think you're a dork. I don't think your mom thinks you're a dork.

 

[SofaKings]

Marriage confirmed. I arrived to the reception after dinner was finished, lounged next to the band during the dad/daughter dance then drank outside with others and left. Drive by wedding cornhole. FFA first?Taking suggestions for an appropriate wedding gift. No Jack In the Box gift certificates either...

Oh yeah, the bride was smoking hot!

 

[eoMMan]

Congrats, GM. You look really happy in those pics.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats GB.

 

[Radical Larry]

I ate breakfast this morning about 15 feet from this guy.

 

[krista4]

I ate breakfast this morning about 15 feet from this guy.

Joe Pesci?

 

[Cookie Boyle]

Congrats, GM. You look really happy in those pics.

Yeah, I've never seen GM with huge grins like that without enormous amounts of food stuffed in his mouth.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I ate breakfast this morning about 15 feet from this guy.

Pablo Escobar? Pablo Neruda?

 

[bakes]

Congrats, GM. You look really happy in those pics.

Yeah, I've never seen GM with huge grins like that without enormous amounts of food stuffed in his mouth.

Congrats, GM - cool to see that happiness found you.Frankly, I (and potentially others here) would have paid good money to have you videotape your wedding night and, just as you're starting to get down to bidness, look at the camera and say "Oh, hello Shuke!" and then turn the thing off.

 

[Early_10]

Congrats, GM. You look really happy in those pics.

Yeah, I've never seen GM with huge grins like that without enormous amounts of food stuffed in his mouth.

He was focused on the buffett table. I GM take you stuffed chicken...

 

[SofaKings]

Congrats, GM. You look really happy in those pics.

Yeah, I've never seen GM with huge grins like that without enormous amounts of food stuffed in his mouth.

Congrats, GM - cool to see that happiness found you.

Frankly, I (and potentially others here) would have paid good money to have you videotape your wedding night and, just as you're starting to get down to bidness, look at the camera and say "Oh, hello Shuke!" and then turn the thing off.

Your wait shouldn't be too long.

 

[YSR]

I'm kind of bummed that the mustache didn't make it to the wedding.

 

[Chiwawa]

I ate breakfast this morning about 15 feet from this guy.

Did Alonzo bail on you?

 

[Gambino]

Congrats, GM

 

[Chiwawa]

Congrats, GM. You look really happy in those pics.

Yeah, I've never seen GM with huge grins like that without enormous amounts of food stuffed in his mouth.

Congrats, GM - cool to see that happiness found you.Frankly, I (and potentially others here) would have paid good money to have you videotape your wedding night and, just as you're starting to get down to bidness, look at the camera and say "Oh, hello Shuke!" and then turn the thing off.

I don't. It would render everyone else's shtick efforts here and elsewhere completely irrelevant. It would tear a hole in the iUniverse.

 

[General Malaise]

Congrats. Can't believe you were facebooking on your wedding night, though.

You know, if you upgraded from your rotary phone, you'd see that uploading a pic to facebook is easily done with a few clicks of the smart phones. It's not like I was logged in at an internet cafe on my wedding night, Stubbs.

 

[General Malaise]

Marriage confirmed. I arrived to the reception after dinner was finished, lounged next to the band during the dad/daughter dance then drank outside with others and left. Drive by wedding cornhole. FFA first?Taking suggestions for an appropriate wedding gift. No Jack In the Box gift certificates either...

Oh yeah, the bride was smoking hot!

Thanks, GB. Glad you could stop by for a drink or two. You Michigan people....you know how to party.

 

[That Little Voice]

Congratulations most General of the Malaises.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I wish for you much happiness GB. Congrats.

 

[shuke]

Congrats. Can't believe you were facebooking on your wedding night, though.

You know, if you upgraded from your rotary phone, you'd see that uploading a pic to facebook is easily done with a few clicks of the smart phones. It's not like I was logged in at an internet cafe on my wedding night, Stubbs.

Thanks for the invite.

 

[Radical Larry]

I was at a swanky wedding in West Hollywood (suprprisingly not a gay wedding). Very late into the reception a couple of guys took off to find a place to buy cigars. One of the guys, Mike, is notorious for not exactly being responsible when he's hammered. Sending him on an errand to find cigars probably wasn't a great idea.

The groom asked my where they went so I told him. He responded with "Oh god. Mike's going to come back with a suntan and a dildo."

 

[boom king]

I was at a swanky wedding in West Hollywood (suprprisingly not a gay wedding). Very late into the reception a couple of guys took off to find a place to buy cigars. One of the guys, Mike, is notorious for not exactly being responsible when he's hammered. Sending him on an errand to find cigars probably wasn't a great idea. The groom asked my where they went so I told him. He responded with "Oh god. Mike's going to come back with a suntan and a dildo."

Ok

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, where should I send your wedding gift?

 

[boom king]

heeeeeey!

 

[Radical Larry]

I was at a swanky wedding in West Hollywood (suprprisingly not a gay wedding). Very late into the reception a couple of guys took off to find a place to buy cigars. One of the guys, Mike, is notorious for not exactly being responsible when he's hammered. Sending him on an errand to find cigars probably wasn't a great idea. The groom asked my where they went so I told him. He responded with "Oh god. Mike's going to come back with a suntan and a dildo."

Ok

Although I have no idea what it means it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I was at a swanky wedding in West Hollywood (suprprisingly not a gay wedding). Very late into the reception a couple of guys took off to find a place to buy cigars. One of the guys, Mike, is notorious for not exactly being responsible when he's hammered. Sending him on an errand to find cigars probably wasn't a great idea. The groom asked my where they went so I told him. He responded with "Oh god. Mike's going to come back with a suntan and a dildo."

Ok

Although I have no idea what it means it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

I raffed.

 

[boom king]

I was at a swanky wedding in West Hollywood (suprprisingly not a gay wedding). Very late into the reception a couple of guys took off to find a place to buy cigars. One of the guys, Mike, is notorious for not exactly being responsible when he's hammered. Sending him on an errand to find cigars probably wasn't a great idea. The groom asked my where they went so I told him. He responded with "Oh god. Mike's going to come back with a suntan and a dildo."

Ok

Although I have no idea what it means it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

I raffed.

i did too, dont remember posting that

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was at a swanky wedding in West Hollywood (suprprisingly not a gay wedding). Very late into the reception a couple of guys took off to find a place to buy cigars. One of the guys, Mike, is notorious for not exactly being responsible when he's hammered. Sending him on an errand to find cigars probably wasn't a great idea. The groom asked my where they went so I told him. He responded with "Oh god. Mike's going to come back with a suntan and a dildo."

Ok

Although I have no idea what it means it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

I raffed.

 

[General Malaise]

Congrats. Can't believe you were facebooking on your wedding night, though.

You know, if you upgraded from your rotary phone, you'd see that uploading a pic to facebook is easily done with a few clicks of the smart phones. It's not like I was logged in at an internet cafe on my wedding night, Stubbs.

Thanks for the invite.

I'll invite you to the next one.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, where should I send your wedding gift?

 

[General Malaise]

GM, where should I send your wedding gift?

<_<

If it's money, St. Jude's Hospital.If it's office supplies....Harrison Stevens1003 NW HighwayAustin, TX 75699

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, where should I send your wedding gift?

<_<

If it's money, St. Jude's Hospital.If it's office supplies....Harrison Stevens1003 NW HighwayAustin, TX 75699

What if it's something really cool?

 

[General Malaise]

GM, where should I send your wedding gift?

<_<

If it's money, St. Jude's Hospital.If it's office supplies....Harrison Stevens1003 NW HighwayAustin, TX 75699

What if it's something really cool?

What could possibly go wrong with posting my home address on the internet?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, where should I send your wedding gift?

<_<

If it's money, St. Jude's Hospital.If it's office supplies....Harrison Stevens1003 NW HighwayAustin, TX 75699

What if it's something really cool?

What could possibly go wrong with posting my home address on the internet?

PM's down?Hold on.

 

[TommyGilmore]

What could possibly go wrong with posting my home address on the internet?

Didn't you do that once already, in the "Guy pays league dues with coupons" thread?

 

[General Malaise]

What could possibly go wrong with posting my home address on the internet?

Didn't you do that once already, in the "Guy pays league dues with coupons" thread?

I sure hope not.

 

[Saints-Man]

I'm kind of bummed that the mustache didn't make it to the wedding.

Me too. Congrats on the nuptials, GM!

 

[General Malaise]

What could possibly go wrong with posting my home address on the internet?

Didn't you do that once already, in the "Guy pays league dues with coupons" thread?

I don't think I posted it for mass consumption, did I? The guy that sent the coupons had it because we were in leagues together and typically, I hide all the money.

 

[Radical Larry]

I was at a swanky wedding in West Hollywood (suprprisingly not a gay wedding). Very late into the reception a couple of guys took off to find a place to buy cigars. One of the guys, Mike, is notorious for not exactly being responsible when he's hammered. Sending him on an errand to find cigars probably wasn't a great idea. The groom asked my where they went so I told him. He responded with "Oh god. Mike's going to come back with a suntan and a dildo."

Ok

Although I have no idea what it means it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

I raffed.

I warned the groom about trying to take his tux off while intoxicated "I 'know' this guy who fell and broke a bunch of #### the other night while doing this. Be careful".

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I was at a swanky wedding in West Hollywood (suprprisingly not a gay wedding). Very late into the reception a couple of guys took off to find a place to buy cigars. One of the guys, Mike, is notorious for not exactly being responsible when he's hammered. Sending him on an errand to find cigars probably wasn't a great idea. The groom asked my where they went so I told him. He responded with "Oh god. Mike's going to come back with a suntan and a dildo."

Ok

Although I have no idea what it means it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

I raffed.

I warned the groom about trying to take his tux off while intoxicated "I 'know' this guy who fell and broke a bunch of #### the other night while doing this. Be careful".

For the uninitiated, here is my facebook update from 2:30 Saturday night after my cuz's wedding. " So I'm taking off my tux, and the stupid vest, and the idiotic pants...and I slightly lost my balance. Long story short, I need new blinds, a new coffee table, and a new screen for my balcony door. That was an epic wipeout."I fixed the screen and the coffee table, but the blinds are a lost cause.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just ate an entire pizza by myself.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I just ate an entire pizza by myself.

Meh. Thin crust pies don't count.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just ate an entire pizza by myself.

Meh. Thin crust pies don't count.

Meth, dipped in heroine, encased in a donut, isn't as addictive as this pizza.