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GM's thread about nothing (9 Viewers)

Can I just post in here re: Game 7? :blackdot:
Who's worse in there, Pat Patriot, Mr. Ham, or Timschochet? Seriously, those three guys make the usual Laker dorks seem normal.
I think Timscoocher is the worst.
I actually think he's the least offensive of the three. And I should have included MoP in there too. I can't stand the way he clearly doesn't know #### about basketball, but starts posting as if he's the expert because his "favorite team" is involved. Ham's the same way. Pat Patriot is a homer 'tard, and might be the worst one ever.
I should've put that Jimmy Cagney link in here, I made it its own thread and it's not getting the love it deserves.
 
Disco Stu said:
YSR said:
krista4 said:
Frostillicus said:
General Malaise said:
You know what else I find odd? Adults who can't swim. Not as bad as adults who don't drive or have never driven, but really kind of strange. How can you grow up and not learn how to swim?
My wife's sister never learned to ride a bike. She's now 25 with two kids, and the older one is a bike rider, but she still won't learn. I keep fantasizing about scenarios where she has to ride a bike in order to win a million dollars or something. That way when she can't I can just laugh and point at her.
There's a school in Massachusetts that teaches adults to ride. I really want to--looks like a lot of fun. I'd like to try out for The Amazing Race but there's usually something involving bike riding. :bag:
You would pick it up in no time. Seriously. No need to go to an adult school (unless, of course, it's just an excuse to go to Massachusetts).I want to go on the Amazing Race too but there always seems to be some sort of jumping out of planes/bungee jumping/SOMETHING INVOLVING GREAT HEIGHTS AND POTENTIAL LEAPS TO MY DEATH. :bag:
You two should go on together. Then under your names where it normally says "married" or "brothers" or whatever it can say "iFriends". :thumbup:
Actually the "iFriends who have never met" would be great TAR shtick. And I'd have no problem with all the great heights stuff. Have bungeed, etc. and love that ####. :thumbup:
 
quote name='krista4' date='Jun 17 2010, 09:05 AM' post='11957402']

General Malaise said:
I think it would be weirder if he never HAD a driver's license ever in his past or had never successfully driven a car before. I dated a girl in my mid 20's (a single mother, no less) who refused to drive. No license, never tried it, had no desire. Now THAT freaked me out. I let her drive a rental car I had one time and it was like turning the keys over to Toonces. She was screaming and hysterical; I was ready to jump out of the car. Course, it really made it easy to break up with her since we lived on opposite sides of the river and she never crossed over unless I was driving her. I just stopped calling altogether and figured if I ever saw her again, it would be because I was in her neighborhood. She cursed me out a few times on voicemail and said she was breaking up with me, which was perfect. It was the easiest break up I've ever had. I had some bad ones.

Course she hated me and eventually saw me in a bar a few months later. She shouted out to everyone that could hear (including my new GF) that I gave her the clap. Classy.

You know what else I find odd? Adults who can't swim. Not as bad as adults who don't drive or have never driven, but really kind of strange. How can you grow up and not learn how to swim?
I don't know how to ride a bike. :thumbup: somehow I just neglected to learn growing up, and then at some point it became too embarrassing to try./quote]

Okay now I smell a spinoff thread littered with polls.

ETA: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...howtopic=536090
:thumbup: :bag: Voted. There are three of us! :bag:

 
And remind him the FIRST TWO THINGS he should do when he gets in the car are adjust his mirrors so he can see and put his dickmitten in the glove box.
Step 1. Open the glove boxStep 2. Put your dickmitten in that glove box.Step 3. Make krista4 open that glove box.I like to read it and pronounce it as G-Love Box.
They seem to be an interesting couple. He can't drive. She can't ride a bike. She claims constant use of an insult he won't let her take credit for creating. I'm trying to envision what that initial meetup was like.
I think there's a description in the Cage. Not that it's worth rifling through for it.
 
"Non-biker who looks twenty years younger than she really is ( ;) ) seeks intelligent man for long walks on the beach and Sunday crossword puzzles. Non-driver is OK as long as you can create insults by randomly combining names for genitalia and cold weather articles of clothing. ilife required. Packers fans need not apply."
:goodposting: :loco: :wub:I don't believe it, but it doesn't make me :wub: less.
 
YSR said:
krista4 said:
Frostillicus said:
General Malaise said:
You know what else I find odd? Adults who can't swim. Not as bad as adults who don't drive or have never driven, but really kind of strange. How can you grow up and not learn how to swim?
My wife's sister never learned to ride a bike. She's now 25 with two kids, and the older one is a bike rider, but she still won't learn. I keep fantasizing about scenarios where she has to ride a bike in order to win a million dollars or something. That way when she can't I can just laugh and point at her.
There's a school in Massachusetts that teaches adults to ride. I really want to--looks like a lot of fun. I'd like to try out for The Amazing Race but there's usually something involving bike riding. :goodposting:
You would pick it up in no time. Seriously. No need to go to an adult school (unless, of course, it's just an excuse to go to Massachusetts).I want to go on the Amazing Race too but there always seems to be some sort of jumping out of planes/bungee jumping/SOMETHING INVOLVING GREAT HEIGHTS AND POTENTIAL LEAPS TO MY DEATH. :loco:
The food challenges would destroy me. I have no issues throwing down in a race to eat a cheeseburger with Usain Bolt speed...but some of the things they force the contestants to eat would be impossible for me to choke down.
Really?? Even as a vegetarian I figure I could do the food challenges. And I can't even ride a bike.
 
I bet if we submitted our "Eat Off" with an interesting story line pitch to CBS, we could pique some interest.Course our wives and bosses might tell us not to return from Ukraine.
Would love to see the introductions or the team names/titles when they pan to your segment."Jason and Forrest - Internet Friends" :goodposting:
Wait, shuke's name is Jason? That just can't be...right. :P
oh ####...that might be "stays here" material. :goodposting:
 
I held a blender-off tonight.

First pitcher:

1 Pt fresh raspberries

1.5c Bluebell Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream

1/4c milk

3/4c chocolate vodka

1/4c Creme de Cacao

1c ice

Blend and pour

Second Pitcher:

1 pt fresh strawberries

1c Strawberry ice cream

1c Myers Platinum Rum

1/3c Strawberry Liquer

1c ice

Blend and pour

I like strawberries better than raspberries, but the chocolately flavor of the first pitcher made it the winner. Even if had to spit out raspberry seeds every sip.

 
I bet if we submitted our "Eat Off" with an interesting story line pitch to CBS, we could pique some interest.Course our wives and bosses might tell us not to return from Ukraine.
Would love to see the introductions or the team names/titles when they pan to your segment."Jason and Forrest - Internet Friends" :shrug:
Wait, shuke's name is Jason? That just can't be...right. :shrug:
He strikes me as more of a "Gerald" or "Mongo".
 
I bet if we submitted our "Eat Off" with an interesting story line pitch to CBS, we could pique some interest.Course our wives and bosses might tell us not to return from Ukraine.
Would love to see the introductions or the team names/titles when they pan to your segment."Jason and Forrest - Internet Friends" :bye:
Wait, shuke's name is Jason? That just can't be...right. :mellow:
He strikes me as more of a "Gerald" or "Mongo".
Mongo = 98% hitGerald = 62% hitSome other names with >80% hit = Magnus, Wolf, Mack, Elroy, Floyd, Stump, CommanderJason = 6.3% hit
 
Disco Stu said:
You two should go on together. Then under your names where it normally says "married" or "brothers" or whatever it can say "iFriends". :confused:
:lmao: Can see it now: Caroline and Krista"Never actually met before"
I would pay good money to see GM and shuke run the Amazing Race. shuke: "we're in last place anyway let's just stop for a sandwich"
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Could you imagine the verbal warfare we'd exchange in the back of an Indian cab in dead last?
Let's do this.
 
"Those innernet guys came back from being 2 hours behind to take first place during the shoulder cookie road block, but then fell back to last when the pale one fell asleep under a desk with an apple in his mouth."
[Guy sitting with his wife who's a devout viewer and now watching Team GM/shuke in action for the first time]Aah, so this is the token gay couple, right?That guy is TOTALLY the catcher.[/Guy]
Shuke and I might be mistaken for a lot of things....but I'm guessing gay isn't one of them. Neither one of us can dress, we're both portly and I'm guessing if asked to dance publicly, we might induce seizures in some people.
I can dance, chief.
 
Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.

Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".

He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".

All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.

 
Disco Stu said:
You two should go on together. Then under your names where it normally says "married" or "brothers" or whatever it can say "iFriends". :thumbdown:
:bye: Can see it now:Caroline and Krista

"Never actually met before"
I would pay good money to see GM and shuke run the Amazing Race. shuke: "we're in last place anyway let's just stop for a sandwich"
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Could you imagine the verbal warfare we'd exchange in the back of an Indian cab in dead last?
Let's do this.
CBS Application FormETA: Modified the layout of the application form so GM & shuke could fill it out here.

Code:
THE AMAZING RACE 17APPLICATION FORMEACH MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM SHOULD COMPLETE A SEPARATE APPLICATION FORM. BOTH APPLICATIONS SHOULD BE SUBMITTED TOGETHER, ALONG WITH ONE VIDEOTAPE OR DVD FOR THE WHOLE TEAM. PLEASE REVIEW THE APPLICATION PROCEDURE AND ELIGIBILITY REQUIREMENTS CAREFULLY BEFORE SUBMITTING YOUR APPLICATIONS. PLEASE RESPOND COMPLETELY AND HONESTLY.CITY:RELATIONSHIP TO TEAMMATE: iFriendsHOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN EACH OTHER? 1) YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATIONFirst Name: n/aLast Name: n/aNickname (if any): GM or shukeStreet Address: n/aCity: n/aState: n/aZip: n/aPhone Number(cell): n/a(home): n/a(work) : n/aFax Number: n/aE-Mail: n/aGender (please circle): (M) / FAge: Ethnicity:Height: Weight: Date of Birth: Social Security #: n/aWhat is your current occupation? Please describe in 2 words.In two sentences, please describe what you do.How will these skills help you to win the Race?Please list your prior occupations.Marital Status / Significant Other (check as applicable):Single (with no significant other) [ ] Boyfriend: Name: Dating how long? [ ] Girlfriend: Name: Dating how long? [ ] Engaged? Name: Engaged how long? [ ] Live together? Name: Live together how long? [ ] Married: Name: Married how long? [ ] Divorced: How many times?[ ] Widowed: Do you have any children? Please list their names and ages:Name(s):Age(s):Are you licensed to drive a car? Yes / NoCan you drive a car with:(a) manual transmission(b) automatic transmission (check all that apply)When traveling, what airport do you normally fly out of nearest your home?Do you have a valid US Passport? If so, how many blank Visa pages do you have?2) TEAMMATE INFORMATIONTeammate's First Name: GM or shukeTeammate's Last Name: How long have you and your teammate known each other?How did you meet?The innernets.What do you hope to gain from participating in The Amazing Race with your partner (besides winning)?What communication issues do you have with your partner that you would want to address while on the Race?What is the biggest disappointment you have experienced from your teammate?How did you resolve it?What famous person reminds you of yourself?What famous person reminds you of your teammate?What type of activities do you like to do with your teammate?What is your biggest pet peeve about your partner? What time(s) together with your teammate are/have been the most memorable? Why?What is the worst experience you have had with your teammate? Why?How are you and your teammate most alike?How are you and your teammate most different?How could the Race change the current state of your relationship?3) OTHER INFORMATIONNot including your current place of residence, in which other cities and/or countries have you lived and for what period of time?What most scares you about traveling?What most excites you about traveling?What is your opinion of foreigners?What was the last vacation that you took?Are there any locations in the world to which you absolutely will not travel? If so, identify where and explain why.Have you ever traveled outside of the U.S.? If so, to where?Do you speak or read any foreign languages? If so, which one(s)?What country and place would you most like to visit and why?What part of the world is the least interesting to you and why?Do you get sea, air or car sick? If yes, please state which.What is your level of education and what school(s) did you attend?Name three of your favorite hobbies.1.2.3.If given the choice, would you rather compete with 10 other people for $1,000,000 or split the million and give everyone $100,000 each? Why?Do you have any phobias?Have you been treated for or experienced any physical or mental illness(es) within the last ten years? YES / NOIf Yes, please describe in detail, citing dates, diagnosis and any on-going problems:Are you currently taking any medications? If yes, which ones, and why are you taking them? Please list any allergies you have (medications, food, hay fever, dust, etc.) and your current treatment for them:Have you ever been arrested? If so, describe when you were arrested, the circumstances, charge(s), and whether or not you were convicted. If you were convicted, describe the penalties imposed.Are there any outstanding warrants for your arrest? If so, please explain the circumstances.Have you ever been subject to any non-judicial disciplinary or administrative hearings or tribunal(s)? If so, explain the circumstances and the outcomes of such hearing(s) or tribunal(s).List the three adjectives that best describe you:1.2.3.What is the accomplishment that you are most proud of?Have you ever been on television before? If so, when and what shows?Have you ever appeared in a publicly released film or video of any sort? If so, when and what film(s) or video(s)?What is your favorite TV Show?What is your favorite movie?What is your favorite music to listen to?Describe your perfect day:What is/was the most exciting moment of your life?Do you belong to any affiliations or organizations?Please list all/any other reality shows you have applied for, and how far you made it.SHOW NAME/WERE YOU INTERVIEWED? CASTING FINALS? ON THE SHOW?Have you ever been on a reality or dating show? If so, please name the show, the length of time you appeared on the show, and when it aired.Do you have any pre-existing contracts that may affect your ability to participate in Race? If so, please explain. This includes your ability to grant the rights required by Producers such as any limitations on your availability or if you have any exclusive contracts.What is your swimming ability?[ ] Excellent[ ] Medium[ ] Poor[ ] I can’t swim. How do you blow off steam?What sports, hobbies or special skills do you have?How much of THE AMAZING RACE have you seen?None [ ] A few episodes here and there [ ] A full season [ ] I’ve never missed an episode. [ ] Other – please explain. If you’ve seen the show, who among past racers would you most pattern your game after? Why?Do you know any reality show contestants? Who and from what show? Any past RACE contestants?Do you know anybody involved in the production of THE AMAZING RACE?What is your primary motivation for being on THE AMAZING RACE? What is your secondary motivation for being on the show?If another team that you are competing against on the Race unknowingly drops their plane ticket in front of you, do you:[ ] (A) Pick it up and nicely give it back – karma’s a #####![ ] (B) Pretend like you don’t see it, leave it there and hope it slows them down.[ ] (C) Pick it up when they are not looking and hide it…You’ll do anything to get ahead!IMPORTANT NOTE – THIS QUESTION IS ONLY FOR CASTING PURPOSES AND IS NOT INTENDED TO BE TAKEN AS AN ACTUAL AND OFFICIAL RULE.RELEASE AND WAIVERPLEASE READ, SIGN AND DATE THE FOLLOWING:I hereby acknowledge that: (i) I have read and understand, and I meet and agree to be bound by, the eligibility requirements for THE AMAZING RACE (the “Program”); (ii) I have answered (and will answer) all questions posed to me as part of the application process honestly, accurately and to the best of my ability and knowledge; (iii) if any of the information that I provide to the Producers is found to be false, this will be grounds for my dismissal from the Program application process, and/or from the Program itself even if I am ultimately selected as a participant; (iv) even if I meet the eligibility requirements, the Producers have no obligation to interview me and/or select me as a participant; (v) even if I am selected as a participant, the Producers have no obligation to produce the program and CBS has no obligation to broadcast it, even if it is produced; (vi) in the event the Program is canceled or not broadcast for any reason, the Producers and/or CBS or other broadcasting television network will have no obligation to award any prize money; (vii) all decisions by the Producers concerning selection of participants and other matters is final and not subject to challenge or appeal; and (viii) the Producers own, and are not obligated to return or maintain (and may destroy), any materials submitted as part of my application (including, but not limited to, videotapes, DVDs and photographs) whether or not I am selected as a participant. For purposes of this release, the “Producers” shall mean Worldrace Productions, Inc. and Jerry Bruckheimer Films, Inc., including each of their respective parents, licensees, assigns, subsidiary and affiliated companies, successors and assigns and their respective directors, officers, agents and employees.By submitting this application, I hereby consent to the recording, and use and reuse by the Producers, ABC Studios, Amazing Race Productions Inc. and CBS Broadcasting Inc. and any of their respective licensees, assigns, parents, subsidiaries, divisions, business units, or affiliated entities and each of their respective employees, agents, officers and directors (collectively “Releasees”) of my voice, actions, likeness, name, appearance and biographical material (collectively “Likeness”) in any and all media now known or hereafter devised, worldwide, in perpetuity, in any and all versions now known or hereafter devised (including digitized versions) in, or in connection with, the Program. 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You know, if Facebook can get Betty White onto Saturday Night Live, we should start a movement to get iFriends shuke and GM on The Amazing Race.

 
You know, if Facebook can get Betty White onto Saturday Night Live, we should start a movement to get iFriends shuke and GM on The Amazing Race.
eff the Amazing RaceI'm thinking a series may be in order here. At the very least a pilot episode. Hell, if half the FFA tuned in, NBC would already be boosting it's ratings, and I would surely watch.
 
UPDATE: TV Stand still there. I checked and indeed one of the "boards" (which are actually just cardboard) in the back did indeed fall off. I also noticed a large, softball sized rock nearby. It appears someone decided to use the stand for pitching practice.

Additionally, the heavy rains we've had recently have made the "Free" sign into essentially a yellow, wrinkled piece of paper. I'm starting to think this thing is just going to have to be broken down and thrown out. :sadface:

Plus the wife has said she's sick of seeing it every time she comes home. I told her maybe she should stop coming home then. Did not go over well with a 7-month pregnant woman.

 
I held a blender-off tonight.First pitcher:1 Pt fresh raspberries1.5c Bluebell Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream1/4c milk3/4c chocolate vodka1/4c Creme de Cacao1c iceBlend and pourSecond Pitcher:1 pt fresh strawberries1c Strawberry ice cream1c Myers Platinum Rum1/3c Strawberry Liquer1c iceBlend and pourI like strawberries better than raspberries, but the chocolately flavor of the first pitcher made it the winner. Even if had to spit out raspberry seeds every sip.
4 cans of Coors Light1 can of frozen limeadeFill the empty limeade can with tequila and add to the mixtureMargbeerita!
 
UPDATE: TV Stand still there. I checked and indeed one of the "boards" (which are actually just cardboard) in the back did indeed fall off. I also noticed a large, softball sized rock nearby. It appears someone decided to use the stand for pitching practice.

Additionally, the heavy rains we've had recently have made the "Free" sign into essentially a yellow, wrinkled piece of paper. I'm starting to think this thing is just going to have to be broken down and thrown out. :sadface:

Plus the wife has said she's sick of seeing it every time she comes home. I told her maybe she should stop coming home then. Did not go over well with a 7-month pregnant woman.
:lmao: :) :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
UPDATE: TV Stand still there. I checked and indeed one of the "boards" (which are actually just cardboard) in the back did indeed fall off. I also noticed a large, softball sized rock nearby. It appears someone decided to use the stand for pitching practice.

Additionally, the heavy rains we've had recently have made the "Free" sign into essentially a yellow, wrinkled piece of paper. I'm starting to think this thing is just going to have to be broken down and thrown out. :sadface:

Plus the wife has said she's sick of seeing it every time she comes home. I told her maybe she should stop coming home then. Did not go over well with a 7-month pregnant woman.
:P :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:lmao:
 
:thumbup: I just realized Monday that I never changed the oil on my edger. Ever.
Did anyone ever cover this, or am I missing the point? I've been staring at this post for a good minute trying to figure out if I should clue him in, or if I should be the one getting the hint.
:yes: jeep, welcome! I'm pretty sure SLB is telling the truth here. I'm also pretty sure that if you walk him through it, he'll still never change the oil. Ever. And when it catches fire, he'll throw it in his neighbors garbage and buy a new one.
:lmao: You jerkoff.Every time I use it I think, man, I need to change this oil. I just don't know how. It isn't a mix and it doesn't say how to change it in the owners manual.
 
UPDATE: TV Stand still there. I checked and indeed one of the "boards" (which are actually just cardboard) in the back did indeed fall off. I also noticed a large, softball sized rock nearby. It appears someone decided to use the stand for pitching practice.

Additionally, the heavy rains we've had recently have made the "Free" sign into essentially a yellow, wrinkled piece of paper. I'm starting to think this thing is just going to have to be broken down and thrown out. :sadface:

Plus the wife has said she's sick of seeing it every time she comes home. I told her maybe she should stop coming home then. Did not go over well with a 7-month pregnant woman.
:thumbup: :sharkmove:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Get-Shuke-an...135880493091619

I'll need to put some work into this over the weekend.
holy ####
 
I played golf yesterday. I was really, really, bad. It was hot and we somehow got screwed out of beer for the first 9 holes. Thankfully I brought a 6 pack.

I think I need to make some more bacon and eggs.

 
UPDATE: TV Stand still there. I checked and indeed one of the "boards" (which are actually just cardboard) in the back did indeed fall off. I also noticed a large, softball sized rock nearby. It appears someone decided to use the stand for pitching practice. Additionally, the heavy rains we've had recently have made the "Free" sign into essentially a yellow, wrinkled piece of paper. I'm starting to think this thing is just going to have to be broken down and thrown out. :sadface:Plus the wife has said she's sick of seeing it every time she comes home. I told her maybe she should stop coming home then. Did not go over well with a 7-month pregnant woman.
Have you thought about chopping up the stand and listing it on craigslist as free wood? And you can accompany your CL post with a picture of your boner and see if you can't get your TV stand carried off and get a casual encounter all in one fell swoop.
 
I'd like to buy some facebook ads using the key words "amazing race." Anyone interested in donating to the cause? We can spend $1 or $2 a day.

 
Big weekend ahead for Homer J.

Three of my buddies from Cincy are rolling into town around 2:30. Playing golf with a bunch of other guys at 3. I will be hammered by 3:45, then the real drinking will begin. After golf, we have dinner lined up and a standard Friday night boozefest with a possible strip club adventure. :) :boobies: :banned:

Tomorrow is when the fun really begins though. A buddy of mine is getting married in a few weeks and his stag/golf outing is tomorrow. Should be about 60 golfers for the scramble, tons of good food, poker, blackjack, craps, and enough beer to kill most men. We rented a 15 passenger van and will have a smoking hot chick to drive us around all day and night. :shrug:

It's gonna be a mildly entertaining time, I think.

 
BTW, I still don't know how I got purged from forrestmail. I open up my gmail every other month or so and shed a tear when I realize the good times are gone. I'm starting to think this happened around the time I told that stripper I didn't know you.
I'll check to see if you are still on there later. I don't send it out much anymore. For some reason, GMAIL shuts down my ability to send out more than 10 emails a day, determining I'm SPAM or something. I'm sure there's a way around it, but I don't have time to dink with it. It was so much easier when I just launched from work. Well, until the SEC came around. :)Plus, with all the free porn out there now, is Forrestmail even worth operating anymore?
 

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