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YSR said:
I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?
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we dont care about vacuuming. If its important to you, you should do it. I'm sure he takes care of the things he cares about. Or his mom does them. So why should he :goodposting:
 
My parents are in town for a few days. Was tempted to ask my mom to do my ironing while I'm at work today but didn't.

I really hate ironing. Just couldn't do it though. Cord was cut too long ago.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
My cousin's SIL attends school in Portland and was at the Father's Day get together yesterday. She got car jacked last Saturday and then they tried to break into her apartment but got scared off.Nice town you got there GM.
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Really? What part of town? This would be BREAKING MAJOR NEWS here in Portland as violent crime is pretty damn tame.
 
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General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
My cousin's SIL attends school in Portland and was at the Father's Day get together yesterday. She got car jacked last Saturday and then they tried to break into her apartment but got scared off.Nice town you got there GM.
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Really? What part of town? This would be BREAKING MAJOR NEWS here in Portland as violent crime is pretty damn tame.
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I'm not sure, I was just told a "bad part". She was lost and pulled over to ask for directions from some guy walking down the street and he pulled a knife on her.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
My cousin's SIL attends school in Portland and was at the Father's Day get together yesterday. She got car jacked last Saturday and then they tried to break into her apartment but got scared off.Nice town you got there GM.
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Really? What part of town? This would be BREAKING MAJOR NEWS here in Portland as violent crime is pretty damn tame.
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I'm not sure, I was just told a "bad part". She was lost and pulled over to ask for directions from some guy walking down the street and he pulled a knife on her.
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Damn, that sucks. Did they catch the guy?
 
krista4 said:
Mr. krista4 starts culinary school tomorrow. :goodposting: :lol: :)About a month ago, he prepared an 11-course meal for 10 of us. It was incredible--unanimously the best meal anyone had ever had anywhere in the world. Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today, but we're trying to be patient and let him get to know the business side of everything and make connections for two years. Please wish him luck--super-excited here.
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Will he be riding his bike to school? Tell him to watch out for the crossing guard at 6th and Main. Freakin' perv.
 
YSR said:
I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.

Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.

I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?
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:shrug:
 
General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
My cousin's SIL attends school in Portland and was at the Father's Day get together yesterday. She got car jacked last Saturday and then they tried to break into her apartment but got scared off.

Nice town you got there GM.
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Really? What part of town? This would be BREAKING MAJOR NEWS here in Portland as violent crime is pretty damn tame.
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I'm not sure, I was just told a "bad part". She was lost and pulled over to ask for directions from some guy walking down the street and he pulled a knife on her.
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Damn, that sucks. Did they catch the guy?
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Nope, haven't recovered the car either.In case you are wondering about my sig.

Radical Larry, you're having too much fun aren't you?

 
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YSR said:
I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?
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Problem: cat hair.Solution: remove cat.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
My cousin's SIL attends school in Portland and was at the Father's Day get together yesterday. She got car jacked last Saturday and then they tried to break into her apartment but got scared off.

Nice town you got there GM.
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Really? What part of town? This would be BREAKING MAJOR NEWS here in Portland as violent crime is pretty damn tame.
Click to expand...
I'm not sure, I was just told a "bad part". She was lost and pulled over to ask for directions from some guy walking down the street and he pulled a knife on her.
Click to expand...
Damn, that sucks. Did they catch the guy?
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Nope, haven't recovered the car either.In case you are wondering about my sig.

Radical Larry, you're having too much fun aren't you?
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Wait, what?
 
Krista>hi.

Just heard a radio commercial for the new TNT series, Memphis Beat. Jason Lee will apparently be whoring his Earl accent into his 'hometown detective' character. Sounds pretty bad.

Will you be tuning in?

 
YSR said:
I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?
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Yep, I'm sure they do, along with messing up laundry and not being able to load a dishwasher.
 
SuperJohn96 said:
SofaKings said:
krista4 said:
Mr. krista4 starts culinary school tomorrow. :thumbup: :unsure: :)About a month ago, he prepared an 11-course meal for 10 of us. It was incredible--unanimously the best meal anyone had ever had anywhere in the world. Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today, but we're trying to be patient and let him get to know the business side of everything and make connections for two years. Please wish him luck--super-excited here.
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Hopefully you'll send him off to school with a smile on his face.
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Update?
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UPDATE: Still not discussing my sex life on a message board.
 
EYLive said:
krista4 said:
Mr. krista4 starts culinary school tomorrow. :unsure: :) :lmao:About a month ago, he prepared an 11-course meal for 10 of us. It was incredible--unanimously the best meal anyone had ever had anywhere in the world. Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today, but we're trying to be patient and let him get to know the business side of everything and make connections for two years. Please wish him luck--super-excited here.
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:thumbup: There are lots of hot wimmins in culinary school. I'm happy for him.
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You've been watching too much Top Chef.
 
krista4 said:
SuperJohn96 said:
SofaKings said:
krista4 said:
Mr. krista4 starts culinary school tomorrow. :) :) :)About a month ago, he prepared an 11-course meal for 10 of us. It was incredible--unanimously the best meal anyone had ever had anywhere in the world. Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today, but we're trying to be patient and let him get to know the business side of everything and make connections for two years. Please wish him luck--super-excited here.
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Hopefully you'll send him off to school with a smile on his face.
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Update?
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UPDATE: Still not discussing my sex life on a message board.
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That could be bad.
 
Bob Sacamano said:
krista4 said:
Mr. krista4 starts culinary school tomorrow. :) :) :)About a month ago, he prepared an 11-course meal for 10 of us. It was incredible--unanimously the best meal anyone had ever had anywhere in the world. Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today, but we're trying to be patient and let him get to know the business side of everything and make connections for two years. Please wish him luck--super-excited here.
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Will he be riding his bike to school? Tell him to watch out for the crossing guard at 6th and Main. Freakin' perv.
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He'll be driving illegally for a few days. :)Mr. Ham doesn't read this thread, right? Don't want him calling the feds about it. :)
 
YSR said:
Krista>hi.

Just heard a radio commercial for the new TNT series, Memphis Beat. Jason Lee will apparently be whoring his Earl accent into his 'hometown detective' character. Sounds pretty bad.

Will you be tuning in?
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Believe it or not, I know of two viewing parties tomorrow night for this. :) I won't be watching; I only watch crappy reality TV programs.

 
Mr. Krista -

I have about 10 pounds of cabezon filets in my freezer/fridge. However, they have a lot of bones in them. How best to remove? Remember your audience.

Thank you!

 
KGB said:
YSR said:
I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?
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we dont care about vacuuming. If its important to you, you should do it. I'm sure he takes care of the things he cares about. Or his mom does them. So why should he ;)
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FTR, in this case, he was closest to the vacuum and I had already started unpacking another box from our move. He grabbed the vacuum. :(
 
YSR said:
KGB said:
YSR said:
I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?
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we dont care about vacuuming. If its important to you, you should do it. I'm sure he takes care of the things he cares about. Or his mom does them. So why should he :)
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FTR, in this case, he was closest to the vacuum and I had already started unpacking another box from our move. He grabbed the vacuum. :shrug:
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well, fyi to all FBGs. If a liquid gets spilled on the kitchen floor, just get out the regular vacuum. youll never be allowed to use it again.
 
Celph Titled said:
krista4 said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Celph Titled said:
krista4 said:
Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today,
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Have you ever yelled: "I'VE GOT THE BRAINS. YOU'VE GOT THE MOVES. LET'S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY." at him?
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:thanks:
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:lmao: :lmao:
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Phew. I was afraid that was only going to be funny in my head.
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Don't know...can't really explain WHY it's so funny, but just is. Maybe it was the unexpected element to it? Anyway, still :lmao: .
 
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