GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[FatMax]

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My security software went all wonky when I tried to click your link. Just letting you know.

 

[urbanhack]

Any Chicago peeps headed here this weekend?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

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My security software went all wonky when I tried to click your link. Just letting you know.

yup, mine too

 

[KGB]

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My security software went all wonky when I tried to click your link. Just letting you know.

yup, mine too

me 2

 

[jplvr]

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My security software went all wonky when I tried to click your link. Just letting you know.

yup, mine too

I guess I need better security software....and a different hairstyle.

 

[Tecumseh]

To the tune of "Faithfully"

She's got guns

And may be on the run

Fear goes round and round

In my mind

Desperate parts

Seek a home tonight

Tired of spilling love

By watching lime wire

And into my bar come strolling the Clampett family

A gleam in her eye as her tooth was revealed to me

All her body parts weren't exactly where they're 'sposed to be

Oh girl, you terrify me

But it's been months

Destiney

 

[Kendall]

Any Chicago peeps headed here this weekend?

Well that site was blocked by my work, I'm guessing no?

 

[jmp]

They said you have a great ### but no one mentioned anything about your "junk". SorryI like it though!!

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Nothing, really. Women don't get turned on by guys' junk. This is not news. It is not attractive, in a "whoa, look at that guy's junk" way. Everyone knows that women's stuff is more attractive than men's. Anyone can appreciate a good boob. For guys, if you're going to distinguish yourselves, the ### is the most likely place to do it. Chicks love ###. So you should take this as the highest form of compliment available to you. And also,

You have to admit some are more attractive than others.

 

[urbanhack]

Any Chicago peeps headed here this weekend?

Well that site was blocked by my work, I'm guessing no?

Porn convention.

 

[YSR]

Homer, why does your FB relationship status still say "single"?

 

[WetDream]

They said you have a great ### but no one mentioned anything about your "junk". SorryI like it though!!

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Nothing, really. Women don't get turned on by guys' junk. This is not news. It is not attractive, in a "whoa, look at that guy's junk" way. Everyone knows that women's stuff is more attractive than men's. Anyone can appreciate a good boob. For guys, if you're going to distinguish yourselves, the ### is the most likely place to do it. Chicks love ###. So you should take this as the highest form of compliment available to you. And also,

You have to admit some are more attractive than others.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Anyway, she showered up and I took her home.

Didn't expect that. She must've have had an early morning Nazi-rally. Also, it would've been great if when you went "down town" you discovered that in addition to being "clean shaven like a 5th grade cheerleader" (that line distracted me, btw) she had a tattoo that said "THIS IS WHERE DESTINY'S CHILD COMES FROM"

Looking forward to more updates.

Even her baby hole is a skinhead.

awesomez

 

[EYLive]

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My security software went all wonky when I tried to click your link. Just letting you know.

Sorry. Different pic, same idea. Is there a hair care/style industry term for this thing?

 

[Running with scissors]

So I'm on FB as an alias that can't be tapped back to any of my other online identities, and is in no way mostly not traceable to me in the real world. I'm thinking that I should get some friends, but limit it to FBGs.

Is there any benefit to me in doing this?

 

[urbanhack]

So I'm on FB as an alias that can't be tapped back to any of my other online identities, and is in no way mostly not traceable to me in the real world. I'm thinking that I should get some friends, but limit it to FBGs.

Is there any benefit to me in doing this?

What are you planning on doing with your page/account then?

 

[General Malaise]

Homer, why does your FB relationship status still say "single"?

 

[The_Man]

Yes, I went down for a visit...

I just had to close my office door while stifling hysterical laughter. I'm pretty sure my co-worker thinks I'm crying about something.

 

[Running with scissors]

So I'm on FB as an alias that can't be tapped back to any of my other online identities, and is in no way mostly not traceable to me in the real world. I'm thinking that I should get some friends, but limit it to FBGs.

Is there any benefit to me in doing this?

What are you planning on doing with your page/account then?

Right now... follow a few groups. Use it to check links back to people's FB accounts. See what inanity Sarah Palin is up to. Istalk. The usual ####e that someone with no friends would use it for. I maybe log on every few weeks.

 

[Kendall]

Any Chicago peeps headed here this weekend?

Well that site was blocked by my work, I'm guessing no?

Porn convention.

Yeah, did not know about that. I have pitchfork tickets instead. Maybe someone will swap on craigslist?

 

[General Malaise]

So I'm on FB as an alias that can't be tapped back to any of my other online identities, and is in no way mostly not traceable to me in the real world. I'm thinking that I should get some friends, but limit it to FBGs.

Is there any benefit to me in doing this?

What are you planning on doing with your page/account then?

Right now... follow a few groups. Use it to check links back to people's FB accounts. See what inanity Sarah Palin is up to. Istalk. The usual ####e that someone with no friends would use it for. I maybe log on every few weeks.

I'll be your friend.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

To the tune of "Faithfully"

She's got guns

And may be on the run

Fear goes round and round

In my mind

Desperate parts

Seek a home tonight

Tired of spilling love

By watching lime wire

And into my bar come strolling the Clampett family

A gleam in her eye as her tooth was revealed to me

All her body parts weren't exactly where they're 'sposed to be

Oh girl, you terrify me

But it's been months

Destiney

 

[Sideshow Bob]

To the tune of "Faithfully"

She's got guns

And may be on the run

Fear goes round and round

In my mind

Desperate parts

Seek a home tonight

Tired of spilling love

By watching lime wire

And into my bar come strolling the Clampett family

A gleam in her eye as her tooth was revealed to me

All her body parts weren't exactly where they're 'sposed to be

Oh girl, you terrify me

But it's been months

Destiney

loals

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How many kids do you think she really has?

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Her body's trumpin' her IQ tonight

and I'm runnin' out of pride

Little bit of genius right there.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

How many kids do you think she really has?

At least 5 that she knows about.

 

[T-shirt Ninja]

Thinking about expanding my FBG Facebook friends. If you get a friend request from a guy with a picture of Flounder from Animal House, go ahead and accept. TIA

 

[urbanhack]

Thinking about expanding my FBG Facebook friends. If you get a friend request from a guy with a picture of Flounder from Animal House, go ahead and accept. TIA

Wait....

 

[General Malaise]

How many kids do you think she really has?

My favorite part of this delicate mating dance is that Okie Teef reasoned in her mind that divulging her three children by the age of 23 would be accepted by her new lover whereas four children would have scared him off for good. This relationship is nothing short of magical.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How many kids do you think she really has?

At least 5 that she knows about.

Don't get her wet.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How many kids do you think she really has?

My favorite part of this delicate mating dance is that Okie Teef reasoned in her mind that divulging her three children by the age of 23 would be accepted by her new lover whereas four children would have scared him off for good. This relationship is nothing short of magical.

Oh I know.

 

[Running with scissors]

So I'm on FB as an alias that can't be tapped back to any of my other online identities, and is in no way mostly not traceable to me in the real world. I'm thinking that I should get some friends, but limit it to FBGs.

Is there any benefit to me in doing this?

What are you planning on doing with your page/account then?

Right now... follow a few groups. Use it to check links back to people's FB accounts. See what inanity Sarah Palin is up to. Istalk. The usual ####e that someone with no friends would use it for. I maybe log on every few weeks.

I'll be your friend.

PM sent.

 

[Incogneto]

Raging alcoholic indeed. Just because I drank from 10 AM to 11 PM on Friday and from 10 AM to 9 PM yesterday does not mean that I'm a drunk. Frankly I'm offended by these insinuations and if I wasn't going out drinking and watching chuckwagon races tonight, then I'd find time to lambaste the lot of you.Instead, you'll have to wait for pictures of the early 30s MILF and other wimmens that got their Stampede whore on... likely until tomorrow morning, unless I'm too hung over.

Nashville North tonight, Buddy!!!! YEEEEE-HAWWWW!!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

***A brief pause from our regular programming***

A couple of things:

Mrs. SLB isn't leaving town until tomorrow so a road trip is out. Sorry guys. I think it is about time somebody come to visit me frankly.

Is it wrong to put your dog's poop in somebody else's trashcan?

 

[Sideshow Bob]

***A brief pause from our regular programming***

A couple of things:

Mrs. SLB isn't leaving town until tomorrow so a road trip is out. Sorry guys. I think it is about time somebody come to visit me frankly.

Is it wrong to put your dog's poop in somebody else's trashcan?

Is it in their kitchen?

 

[Sheriff66]

Yes, I went down for a visit...

Homer

 

[urbanhack]

http://therevolvinginternet.com/

 

[wadegarrett]

want

need

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

***A brief pause from our regular programming***

A couple of things:

Mrs. SLB isn't leaving town until tomorrow so a road trip is out. Sorry guys. I think it is about time somebody come to visit me frankly.

Is it wrong to put your dog's poop in somebody else's trashcan?

Had I known about this yesterday...

 

[Radical Larry]

Homer:

I'm looking at breaking into the whole doing music industry. Can you get your new flame to provide some insight?

Jug or washboard?

How do you keep your whites really white? (Yes I know we can't talk about bleach anymore.)

What's the best five syllable phrase to rhyme with "It burns when I pee"?

[borntorun]The O-K's filled with bigoted nazis and her babies survivedHer body's trumpin' her IQ tonight

and I'm runnin' out of pride

It's my Destiney to drink in the madness

And fill her with all the badness in my pole

Discography has her shuked

but lil' Homer knows the place

Where he really needs to go

despite dental debris

And now I'm bummed out 'cause

baby it burns when I pee.[/springsteen]

:(

 

[Thorn]

T minus 2.5 hours to booze cruise.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Homer:

I'm looking at breaking into the whole doing music industry. Can you get your new flame to provide some insight?

Jug or washboard?

How do you keep your whites really white? (Yes I know we can't talk about bleach anymore.)

What's the best five syllable phrase to rhyme with "It burns when I pee"?

[borntorun]The O-K's filled with bigoted nazis and her babies survivedHer body's trumpin' her IQ tonight

and I'm runnin' out of pride

It's my Destiney to drink in the madness

And fill her with all the badness in my pole

Discography has her shuked

but lil' Homer knows the place

Where he really needs to go

despite dental debris

And now I'm bummed out 'cause

baby it burns when I pee.[/springsteen]

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

File this under "you read that whole post and this is what you're asking about", but what's the non-verb definition of "envelop"?

File this under "Of all the questions you were asked, this is the first one you answer?" but when I first wrote that down, I spelled envelop with the e at the end. I mean, she's a 'tard but she knows what an envelope is...I hope. Upon rereading (Sacamano was right, I'm a proofreader) I realized it wasn't right and fixed it, but kept the clarification.

Good info here.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyway, she showered up and I took her home.

Didn't expect that. She must've have had an early morning Nazi-rally.

This must mean one of two things:1. There was feces/blood/urine involved in teh sex.

2. She's married.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Anyway, she showered up and I took her home.

Didn't expect that. She must've have had an early morning Nazi-rally.

This must mean one of two things:1. There was feces/blood/urine involved in teh sex.

2. She's married.

I believe it was previously established tht she was "raggin'"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyway, she showered up and I took her home.

Didn't expect that. She must've have had an early morning Nazi-rally.

This must mean one of two things:1. There was feces/blood/urine involved in teh sex.

2. She's married.

I believe it was previously established tht she was "raggin'"

My bad. Didn't realize the red moon was risin'.

 

[eoMMan]

Homey, ignoring everything else, did she give you the best sex ever? Have you had better?

I'm asking because you might want to lock this one up.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Anyway, she showered up and I took her home.

Didn't expect that. She must've have had an early morning Nazi-rally.

This must mean one of two things:1. There was feces/blood/urine involved in teh sex.

2. She's married.

I believe it was previously established tht she was "raggin'"

And living with a cousin of the opposite sex, so she may have had an encore planned.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyway, she showered up and I took her home.

Didn't expect that. She must've have had an early morning Nazi-rally.

This must mean one of two things:1. There was feces/blood/urine involved in teh sex.

2. She's married.

I believe it was previously established tht she was "raggin'"

And living with a cousin of the opposite sex, so she may have had an encore planned.

"Oh, don't mind Clyde over there. He's always makin' them sex jokes."

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

does she know Peens?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anyway, she showered up and I took her home.

Didn't expect that. She must've have had an early morning Nazi-rally.

This must mean one of two things:1. There was feces/blood/urine involved in teh sex.

2. She's married.

I believe it was previously established tht she was "raggin'"

And living with a cousin of the opposite sex, so she may have had an encore planned.