GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[Disco Stu]

Ready for what should be a great weekend. Headed to Austin with three buddies Friday afternoon. Bachelor Party #1 for one of them.

Going out on 6th Street that night, tubing the river Saturday, and then going out again. None of us have any problem talking to wimmens, so it should be a good time.

Only complication is that the bride to be happens to be having a concurrent bachelorette party in Austin. So he won't quite feel safe enough to get too out of control, but that's ok. This is just a warm-up anyway. Bachelor Party #2 will be in Vegas.

This was excellent practice. Very little sleep, lots of alcohol, many scantily clad chicks, and little need for a hotel room. Still tired.

 

[Mr.Pack]

stairs

head

It's just a flesh wound

 

[SuperJohn96]

Ready for what should be a great weekend. Headed to Austin with three buddies Friday afternoon. Bachelor Party #1 for one of them.

Going out on 6th Street that night, tubing the river Saturday, and then going out again. None of us have any problem talking to wimmens, so it should be a good time.

Only complication is that the bride to be happens to be having a concurrent bachelorette party in Austin. So he won't quite feel safe enough to get too out of control, but that's ok. This is just a warm-up anyway. Bachelor Party #2 will be in Vegas.

This was excellent practice. Very little sleep, lots of alcohol, many scantily clad chicks, and little need for a hotel room. Still tired.

I hope you were careful tubing the river...

 

[Radical Larry]

I've had a Tanner-ful 24 hours, starting yesterday morning when I spent 3 hours driving all around Jacksonville trying to track down a package. I wound up in some sketchier parts of town, and the only real highlight of the morning was this.

Then, this morning, the BF - upon taking a closer look at the t-shirt I slept in - asked where Oildale University was. Umm... Err...

Had to drive through the Dale just now. here you go

Exchange I just had with my dadad: What's that t-shirt say? [looks at my Oildale U shirt and is ]

Me: I got it from someone in California

Dad: Who?

Me: It was just this secret santa gift thing and this guy... [start to realize how this is sounding]

Dad: You shouldn't be getting gifts from some guy in California

Me: Dad, it's no big deal. He's married and teaches middle school and...

Dad: [stares both blankly and expectantly]

Me:

Sometimes it's hard to explain the Internet.

Tell pops to stop c-blocking.

 

[Radical Larry]

Sorry to hear about your stairs, SLB.

 

[EYLive]

Sorry to hear about your stairs, SLB.

Yeah, at least he didn't injure his sweet fartbox.

 

[Radical Larry]

head

Head?

 

[T-shirt Ninja]

Going to a Pawtucket Sox game tonight, will keep you posted.

 

[General Malaise]

So, my 35-yo stepsister got completely bombed tonight and tried to hit on a 12 year-old. You don't see that every day.

Gonna need a little more to this one, GB.

My wife reported this one to me, I actually wasn't present for this. But apparently he was wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shirt or something and they "met" as they were walking to the bathroom.Also, "Ed and Diane" were there. Ed has a high-pitched voice, is constantly scouring a crappy campground with his metal detector, and freely used the "n" word last year while bombed. He also tried to hit on my stepsister. Also, the dog barks at him with a raw, intense hatred. Diane kicked off last night's dinner with a "prayer", which actually began 5 minutes into the meal, and that nobody wanted a part of. I was able to subtly make the univeral "jerking off" motion within my chick's eyesight, which got a giggle (sorry flyover state GB's). During the prayer, Diane mentioned how great "the country of Lake Tahoe" is.Later, after her awful prayer, Diane got hammered on tequila and almost fell into the campfire. I am not making this up.GM> Are you familiar with the girl/camera/mirror website? I just started a thread on :e:. It's...amazing.

Holy Christ, Truck....you never told me you were from Mississippi. heading to :e: now.

 

[urbanhack]

Going to a Pawtucket Sox game tonight, will keep you posted.

RSS feed?

 

[Mrs DaVinci]

My daughter is turning 10 years old and we are attempting to make her birthday cake. We have done this every year and somehow it is always too cooked on the edges and perfectly cooked about 1/2 an inch in. We have always scrapped the project and ended up running up to the bakery at Publix. I know it is just a box cake and I know I'm a bad cook, but after so many years of having this happen, I'm wondering if bakers just cut the over cooked section off and then frost. It's not like anyone would notice after the cake is frosted.

Here's a cake my wife is making for my nephew's birthday.

SUCKA MC!

That is so awesome! I've always wanted to be a good cook and I will never stop trying, but the Saturday morning pancake disaster (I have pics - it's awful) combined with the meatloaf disaster from last week had my kids asking me why I hated them.

 

[YSR]

My daughter is turning 10 years old and we are attempting to make her birthday cake. We have done this every year and somehow it is always too cooked on the edges and perfectly cooked about 1/2 an inch in. We have always scrapped the project and ended up running up to the bakery at Publix. I know it is just a box cake and I know I'm a bad cook, but after so many years of having this happen, I'm wondering if bakers just cut the over cooked section off and then frost. It's not like anyone would notice after the cake is frosted.

Here's a cake my wife is making for my nephew's birthday.

SUCKA MC!

That is so awesome! I've always wanted to be a good cook and I will never stop trying, but the Saturday morning pancake disaster (I have pics - it's awful) combined with the meatloaf disaster from last week had my kids asking me why I hated them.

You should try casseroling. There is practically NO way to mess up a casserole. And they freeze well.

 

[Mrs DaVinci]

My daughter is turning 10 years old and we are attempting to make her birthday cake. We have done this every year and somehow it is always too cooked on the edges and perfectly cooked about 1/2 an inch in. We have always scrapped the project and ended up running up to the bakery at Publix. I know it is just a box cake and I know I'm a bad cook, but after so many years of having this happen, I'm wondering if bakers just cut the over cooked section off and then frost. It's not like anyone would notice after the cake is frosted.

Here's a cake my wife is making for my nephew's birthday.

SUCKA MC!

That is so awesome! I've always wanted to be a good cook and I will never stop trying, but the Saturday morning pancake disaster (I have pics - it's awful) combined with the meatloaf disaster from last week had my kids asking me why I hated them.

You should try casseroling. There is practically NO way to mess up a casserole. And they freeze well.

Any recipes that you'd recommend? We are gone all day tomorrow so I just made the middle part of a untried/new recipe called shepherds pie. It's just ground beef with vegetables (I used fresh carrots, peas, green beans etc along with a little seasoning )that I'll throw over au gratins and bake when we get in...but my daughter took a bite of the middle stuff and sneered and did the yuck face.

 

[Mrs DaVinci]

Movie Review:

Despicable Me is an awesome movie.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I've had a Tanner-ful 24 hours, starting yesterday morning when I spent 3 hours driving all around Jacksonville trying to track down a package. I wound up in some sketchier parts of town, and the only real highlight of the morning was this.

Then, this morning, the BF - upon taking a closer look at the t-shirt I slept in - asked where Oildale University was. Umm... Err...

Had to drive through the Dale just now. here you go

Exchange I just had with my dadad: What's that t-shirt say? [looks at my Oildale U shirt and is ]

Me: I got it from someone in California

Dad: Who?

Me: It was just this secret santa gift thing and this guy... [start to realize how this is sounding]

Dad: You shouldn't be getting gifts from some guy in California

Me: Dad, it's no big deal. He's married and teaches middle school and...

Dad: [stares both blankly and expectantly]

Me:

Sometimes it's hard to explain the Internet.

Sounds like dad understands the internet perfectly.

 

[YSR]

Any recipes that you'd recommend? We are gone all day tomorrow so I just made the middle part of a untried/new recipe called shepherds pie. It's just ground beef with vegetables (I used fresh carrots, peas, green beans etc along with a little seasoning )that I'll throw over au gratins and bake when we get in...but my daughter took a bite of the middle stuff and sneered and did the yuck face.

I Shepherds' Pie.This is always a hit when I make it for friends who have had babies, etc:

Tradd Street Chicken

(I actually get the package of ~4 breasts on the bone from the store, boil it, then peel the chicken off. I think it works better. But, feel free to use boneless skinless breasts if you're pressed for time)

 

[cosjobs]

holy ####....did you have to go to the hospital?

No, she said I should have. It bled for almost 2 hours. I don't know, maybe I should get it checked out. It's good to me married to a medical professional.

you ok SLB???

I hope so.

Bled for two hours and a large bump? Meh, I'm sure nothing to think twice about.

Heads are the drama queens of body part bleeding. I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[videoguy505]

Any recipes that you'd recommend? We are gone all day tomorrow so I just made the middle part of a untried/new recipe called shepherds pie. It's just ground beef with vegetables (I used fresh carrots, peas, green beans etc along with a little seasoning )that I'll throw over au gratins and bake when we get in...but my daughter took a bite of the middle stuff and sneered and did the yuck face.

I Shepherds' Pie.

My go-to Sunday morning NFL sports bar used to serve "Breakfast Shepherd's Pie". Best breakfast ever. Bowl of ground lamb, bacon, mashed potatoes, gravy, veggies/carrots, topped with scrambled eggs. Some irish coffee and I was good for the morning football games. When that place closed its doors, a little piece of me died.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

holy ####....did you have to go to the hospital?

No, she said I should have. It bled for almost 2 hours. I don't know, maybe I should get it checked out. It's good to me married to a medical professional.

you ok SLB???

I hope so.

Bled for two hours and a large bump? Meh, I'm sure nothing to think twice about.

Heads are the drama queens of body part bleeding. I wouldn't worry about it.

The preliminary thought from Mrs. SLB & my doctor is concussion. I just had a CT scan, we'll see.

 

[Thorn]

Any recipes that you'd recommend? We are gone all day tomorrow so I just made the middle part of a untried/new recipe called shepherds pie. It's just ground beef with vegetables (I used fresh carrots, peas, green beans etc along with a little seasoning )that I'll throw over au gratins and bake when we get in...but my daughter took a bite of the middle stuff and sneered and did the yuck face.

I Shepherds' Pie.This is always a hit when I make it for friends who have had babies, etc:

Tradd Street Chicken

(I actually get the package of ~4 breasts on the bone from the store, boil it, then peel the chicken off. I think it works better. But, feel free to use boneless skinless breasts if you're pressed for time)

How many servings do you get from that?

 

[Thorn]

holy ####....did you have to go to the hospital?

No, she said I should have. It bled for almost 2 hours. I don't know, maybe I should get it checked out. It's good to me married to a medical professional.

you ok SLB???

I hope so.

Bled for two hours and a large bump? Meh, I'm sure nothing to think twice about.

Heads are the drama queens of body part bleeding. I wouldn't worry about it.

Exactly. Not like you need your head for anything anyhow. Especially once you're married.

 

[YSR]

Any recipes that you'd recommend? We are gone all day tomorrow so I just made the middle part of a untried/new recipe called shepherds pie. It's just ground beef with vegetables (I used fresh carrots, peas, green beans etc along with a little seasoning )that I'll throw over au gratins and bake when we get in...but my daughter took a bite of the middle stuff and sneered and did the yuck face.

I Shepherds' Pie.This is always a hit when I make it for friends who have had babies, etc:

Tradd Street Chicken

(I actually get the package of ~4 breasts on the bone from the store, boil it, then peel the chicken off. I think it works better. But, feel free to use boneless skinless breasts if you're pressed for time)

How many servings do you get from that?

Picture a 9" x 13" Pyrex dish and evaluate based on that. You should get at least 6 servings, maybe 8 if you're serving a salad and bread or what-have-you.

 

[Thorn]

T minus 2.5 hours to booze cruise.

So that night turned out to be an adventure of annoying people and injuries.On the cruise, which has two torn ACLs and one year of non-functioning restrooms in its three year history, my brother's roommate continued the streak by passing out cold. Not like nodding off at the bar drunk, but instead the leaning on the railing talking, 'hey I don't feel good,' then BOOM dropping like a sack of potatoes. Picking up 200 pound people is not easy.There were about four nurses on board, thankfully, and he turned out to be okay. I mean, he didn't end up with a asterisk of medical tape on the back of his bald dome, so there's that.While me and his brother were propping him up, there were two girls I wanted to knock out. One, whom I used to work with and now that she is divorced is sleeping with a new friend of mine each weekend, kept trying to hand me my beer. "Here!""Just put it on the bar."Fifteen seconds later… "here!""Put it on the bar." Rinse. Repeat. The fifth time I took it and threw it overboard. The other one was a nurse who I went on one date with back in high school. She alternates between trying to get my attention (annoying) and ignoring me (win!). Her attitude just generally sucks. For whatever reason, at this moment in time she wants my attention. She's explaining to me all her theories about why dude passed out like that. "I'm pretty sure he just bageled."I know she wants me to ask her WTF 'bageled' means but I have this part of me that won't give that satisfaction to people annoy me. So she repeated it three times. Eventually I threw her overboard. KIDDING.I can see this is going to be long so I'll break it up.

 

[bostonfred]

Any recipes that you'd recommend? We are gone all day tomorrow so I just made the middle part of a untried/new recipe called shepherds pie. It's just ground beef with vegetables (I used fresh carrots, peas, green beans etc along with a little seasoning )that I'll throw over au gratins and bake when we get in...but my daughter took a bite of the middle stuff and sneered and did the yuck face.

I Shepherds' Pie.

My go-to Sunday morning NFL sports bar used to serve "Breakfast Shepherd's Pie". Best breakfast ever. Bowl of ground lamb, bacon, mashed potatoes, gravy, veggies/carrots, topped with scrambled eggs. Some irish coffee and I was good for the morning football games. When that place closed its doors, a little piece of me died.

This sounds like it would cure hangovers and any form of constipation known to man.

 

[the rover]

"Here!""Just put it on the bar."Fifteen seconds later… "here!""Put it on the bar." Rinse. Repeat. The fifth time I took it and threw it overboard.

I don't know why, but I thought this was hilarious.

 

[charvik]

"Here!""Just put it on the bar."Fifteen seconds later… "here!""Put it on the bar." Rinse. Repeat. The fifth time I took it and threw it overboard.

I don't know why, but I thought this was hilarious.

I'm a little annoyed about him throwing a perfectly fine beer over board personally...

 

[General Malaise]

Well. Just got done watching The Bachelorette with my wife, sister, mom and sisters friends.

Good news is I'm still straight.

Bad news is I'm not so sure about that after watching tonight.

Chris > call me

Oh, and I'm back on boxed white wine.

 

[General Malaise]

how much does tattoo removal cost?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Well. Just got done watching The Bachelorette with my wife, sister, mom and sisters friends.

Good news is I'm still straight.

Bad news is I'm not so sure about that after watching tonight.

Chris > call me

Oh, and I'm back on boxed white wine.

I missed all but the last 20 minutes or so. Caught Ali bawling as Frank sailed away.

 

[General Malaise]

My PCP keeps calling me, asking me to make an appointment. I'm really afraid that the next time I see him, my cholesterol will be 293, my weight to be much too much and my farthole will be probed for a much longer period of time than when I was 5 years younger. Pretty sure I'm on pace to make 53....or whatever Cosjobs is now. 55? If I can't make that, then I implore you all to seek out an insurance salesmen to see if you can take term out on me. Could be a first.

I'm too afraid to call my doctor back. I like living with my head in the sand.

 

[General Malaise]

Well. Just got done watching The Bachelorette with my wife, sister, mom and sisters friends.

Good news is I'm still straight.

Bad news is I'm not so sure about that after watching tonight.

Chris > call me

Oh, and I'm back on boxed white wine.

I missed all but the last 20 minutes or so. Caught Ali bawling as Frank sailed away.

I was able to hit at 45% tonight predicting Frank's lines. Lord knows he gave the viewer plenty of time to ruminate. What a tool. His GF is perfect for him. They can spend hours and hours ordering take out together, analyzing everyting to death. Fun couple.

 

[General Malaise]

UNICORNS AND GLITTER

 

[General Malaise]

Dear Joe Bryant. It takes me eight minutes to scroll down on my blackberry to get to your content now. I'm going to have to unsubscribe for now, GB. Is there a fix around to this?

 

[Frostillicus]

UNICORNS AND GLITTER

This post about Otis?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Well. Just got done watching The Bachelorette with my wife, sister, mom and sisters friends.

Good news is I'm still straight.

Bad news is I'm not so sure about that after watching tonight.

Chris > call me

Oh, and I'm back on boxed white wine.

I missed all but the last 20 minutes or so. Caught Ali bawling as Frank sailed away.

I was able to hit at 45% tonight predicting Frank's lines. Lord knows he gave the viewer plenty of time to ruminate. What a tool. His GF is perfect for him. They can spend hours and hours ordering take out together, analyzing everyting to death. Fun couple.

Hey GB. I can somewhat understand a situation where you would watch The Bachelorette, but there really is no good reason to talk about it afterward. Let's keep that in mind going forward, shall we?

 

[Kendall]

Movie Reviewespicable Me is an awesome movie.

I found it perfectly mediocre. Inception on the other hand, I truly enjoyed.

 

[Kendall]

Dear Joe Bryant. It takes me eight minutes to scroll down on my blackberry to get to your content now. I'm going to have to unsubscribe for now, GB. Is there a fix around to this?

I just started deleting them after the first one that rivaled the length of a Harry Potter Novel.

 

[Kendall]

I'm going to get a tetanus shot in about 15 minutes.

 

[Celph Titled]

Dear Joe Bryant. It takes me eight minutes to scroll down on my blackberry to get to your content now. I'm going to have to unsubscribe for now, GB. Is there a fix around to this?

I just started deleting them after the first one that rivaled the length of a Harry Potter Novel.

Was there any info. about internet pyramid schemes in there?

 

[Kendall]

Dear Joe Bryant. It takes me eight minutes to scroll down on my blackberry to get to your content now. I'm going to have to unsubscribe for now, GB. Is there a fix around to this?

I just started deleting them after the first one that rivaled the length of a Harry Potter Novel.

Was there any info. about internet pyramid schemes in there?

I delete them without reading them.

 

[Kendall]

I'm going to get a tetanus shot in about 15 minutes.

Wish me luck!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm going to get a tetanus shot in about 15 minutes.

I should probably tag along.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm going to get a tetanus shot in about 15 minutes.

I should probably tag along.

Is Destiney pronounced any differently than Destiny? Like Destinay or Destiknee? Or is the second e silent?

 

[Exit 1]

I'm going to get a tetanus shot in about 15 minutes.

I should probably tag along.

Any more pics of your fine ### lady friend, Destiney?

 

[Shooter McGavin]

I'm going to get a tetanus shot in about 15 minutes.

I should probably tag along.

Any more pics of your fine ### lady friend, Destiney?

Also, has Li'l Homer overruled your brain and led you back for round 2 of sexytime?

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm going to get a tetanus shot in about 15 minutes.

I should probably tag along.

Any more pics of your fine ### lady friend, Destiney?

She doesn't seem like the type of girl who would oppose. Too bad she doesn't have a cell phone.

 

[Thorn]

T minus 2.5 hours to booze cruise.

So that night turned out to be an adventure of annoying people and injuries.On the cruise, which has two torn ACLs and one year of non-functioning restrooms in its three year history, my brother's roommate continued the streak by passing out cold. Not like nodding off at the bar drunk, but instead the leaning on the railing talking, 'hey I don't feel good,' then BOOM dropping like a sack of potatoes. Picking up 200 pound people is not easy.There were about four nurses on board, thankfully, and he turned out to be okay. I mean, he didn't end up with a asterisk of medical tape on the back of his bald dome, so there's that.While me and his brother were propping him up, there were two girls I wanted to knock out. One, whom I used to work with and now that she is divorced is sleeping with a new friend of mine each weekend, kept trying to hand me my beer. "Here!""Just put it on the bar."Fifteen seconds later… "here!""Put it on the bar." Rinse. Repeat. The fifth time I took it and threw it overboard. The other one was a nurse who I went on one date with back in high school. She alternates between trying to get my attention (annoying) and ignoring me (win!). Her attitude just generally sucks. For whatever reason, at this moment in time she wants my attention. She's explaining to me all her theories about why dude passed out like that. "I'm pretty sure he just bageled."I know she wants me to ask her WTF 'bageled' means but I have this part of me that won't give that satisfaction to people annoy me. So she repeated it three times. Eventually I threw her overboard. KIDDING.I can see this is going to be long so I'll break it up.

After the cruise, 80% of the people are drunk like strkprks on a good night, and we pretty much all go to the same hole-in-the wall bar. It is ridiculously crowded, and even though I have an "arrangement" with the bartender to serve myself, I'm not having fun being jostled about, so I make my way outside.Rather attractive girl I know who lives with her boyfriend comes out, and we and a couple other decide to walk to the bar around the corner. We're halfway there when she turns her ankle on a curb and falls. Did I mention it's her birthday and she's wasted? So I'm trying to get her up, she's drunkenly telling me she's going to sleep here on the sidewalk, and her friend starts yelling at me about tugging on her. My buddy who's with us tells the friend to shut the #### up. Now they're arguing, cutie is sleeping, and I'm crouched in a catcher's position trying to get her up. What a scene.Eventually my buddy leaves after friend tells him to #### off. Great. Luckily cutie only lives a couple blocks away and I'm able to get her home to her couch. The friend leaves in a huff (I don't remember why), cutie's head is in my lap, and she's begging me not to leave her. Sonova. I felt like Jake in Sixteen Candles. I could have violated sixteen different ways if I wanted to. Instead, I waited until she passed out and then left. The next day she texted me that she went to the ER and has two broken bones in her foot.When I got out of her place I finally looked at my phone which had been buzzing like crazy. One of my buddies, looking to get into the after hours bar I have a key to and he does not. I figure it's a good idea to have a nightcap after an eventful night.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm going to get a tetanus shot in about 15 minutes.

I should probably tag along.

Is Destiney pronounced any differently than Destiny? Like Destinay or Destiknee? Or is the second e silent?

It rhymes with Don and Dawn.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm going to get a tetanus shot in about 15 minutes.

I should probably tag along.

Any more pics of your fine ### lady friend, Destiney?

Also, has Li'l Homer overruled your brain and led you back for round 2 of sexytime?

Nope. She was at the bar Sunday and I didn't make any attempts at sexytime. Hopefully it's a one shot deal. So to speak.

 

[SofaKings]

Any recipes that you'd recommend? We are gone all day tomorrow so I just made the middle part of a untried/new recipe called shepherds pie. It's just ground beef with vegetables (I used fresh carrots, peas, green beans etc along with a little seasoning )that I'll throw over au gratins and bake when we get in...but my daughter took a bite of the middle stuff and sneered and did the yuck face.

I Shepherds' Pie.This is always a hit when I make it for friends who have had babies, etc:

Tradd Street Chicken

(I actually get the package of ~4 breasts on the bone from the store, boil it, then peel the chicken off. I think it works better. But, feel free to use boneless skinless breasts if you're pressed for time)

Anytime I see chicken and cream of mushroom soup together, I think of the #### my mom used to serve in the late 70's 80's. Nasty.