GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[urbanhack]

The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv and if I missed anyone, please let me know.This thread is safeguarded by Rudnicki. He's got our back, and we've got his. Chip into the beer fund for Rude to keep this thread alive.A tribute to what was, what should be and what can be: The FFA

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Updated and fixed!

hack is gonna getcha

 

[YSR]

GM, I don't think I have mentioned this yet, but when I was in school and we played against Millsaps, your wimmins' basketball team was all kinds of scandalous. Apparently, your (female) coach had been dating a senior on the team and broke up with her to date a freshman, at which point the senior turned her in.

That, and the fact that I broke two ribs on the floor of that barn you call a basketball gym still give me fond memories. Ahh, college.

 

[General Malaise]

GM, I don't think I have mentioned this yet, but when I was on school and we played against Millsaps, your wimmins' basketball team was all kinds of scandalous. Apparently, your (female) coach had been dating a senior on the team and broke up with her to date a freshman, at which point the senior turned her in. That, and the fact that I broke two ribs on the floor of that barn you call a basketball gym still give me fond memories. Ahh, college.

lol....good stuff. I made the love to a girl on the Millsaps basketball team who had the uber sexy nickname of "Chewbacca". She used to let me use her meal plan card to eat in the cafeteria the year I was living off campus and had spent all my meal money on drugs and booze. Massive beast of a woman, but very generous with her food allotments.

 

[bostonfred]

GM, I don't think I have mentioned this yet, but when I was on school and we played against Millsaps, your wimmins' basketball team was all kinds of scandalous. Apparently, your (female) coach had been dating a senior on the team and broke up with her to date a freshman, at which point the senior turned her in. That, and the fact that I broke two ribs on the floor of that barn you call a basketball gym still give me fond memories. Ahh, college.

lol....good stuff. I made the love to a girl on the Millsaps basketball team who had the uber sexy nickname of "Chewbacca". She used to let me use her meal plan card to eat in the cafeteria the year I was living off campus and had spent all my meal money on drugs and booze. Massive beast of a woman, but very generous with her food allotments.

 

[Drifter]

What ever happened to Larry Boy?

I believe he became a transgendered cabaret performer. I hear his Bette Midler is uncanny.

 

[EYLive]

GM, I don't think I have mentioned this yet, but when I was on school and we played against Millsaps, your wimmins' basketball team was all kinds of scandalous. Apparently, your (female) coach had been dating a senior on the team and broke up with her to date a freshman, at which point the senior turned her in. That, and the fact that I broke two ribs on the floor of that barn you call a basketball gym still give me fond memories. Ahh, college.

lol....good stuff. I made the love to a girl on the Millsaps basketball team who had the uber sexy nickname of "Chewbacca". She used to let me use her meal plan card to eat in the cafeteria the year I was living off campus and had spent all my meal money on drugs and booze. Massive beast of a woman, but very generous with her food allotments.

 

[Mr.Pack]

The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv and if I missed anyone, please let me know.This thread is safeguarded by Rudnicki. He's got our back, and we've got his. Chip into the beer fund for Rude to keep this thread alive.A tribute to what was, what should be and what can be: The FFA

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[Sideshow Bob]

I was the best man.

That's pretty solid work right there. I think that trumps passing out on the golf course in the golf cart at Mellyhole III .

Not when you consider I was having a conversation with you at the time.

Have you considered what this might say about you rather than how it reflects upon him?Says the guy who was so drunk when he met GM he may have said 15 words during the evening.

 

[krista4]

The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv and if I missed anyone, please let me know.This thread is safeguarded by Rudnicki. He's got our back, and we've got his. Chip into the beer fund for Rude to keep this thread alive.A tribute to what was, what should be and what can be: The FFA

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Aw, this brought a tear to my eyes. In fairness, so did the beauty of the shrimp quesadilla I had for lunch, so it might just be PMS.

 

[krista4]

I'm transitioning into my second pair of flip flops for summer '10. I'm not sure I like them as much as my last pair, but they sure smell a lot better. Want to get rich? We should invent the odorless flip flops. How do we do that?

I've had the same pair for at least 6 or 7 years. Maybe longer because I think I bought them before I had kids and my oldest is 8.Don't smell.

Maybe it's just my feet, but I run through about 2-3 pairs a summer. But I wear them just about every day.

Mr. krista4 goes through shoes like mad for this reason, too. If you find a solution, please post it.

 

[krista4]

STL, my sons gf gave him the sappiest card ever for his birthday. Front says "It's a Love Story" and inside says "and my happily ever after is you" while it plays Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone... that Taylor Swift song. Chicks like sappy.

This would make me vomit. But I have an unusually low tolerance for sap, I think.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Tornadoes and flooding all over greater Milwaukee. Down in the basement right now listening to the radio.

Pretty sure theres a big tornado right around MrPack....gllllllll GB

 

[Josie Maran]

The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv and if I missed anyone, please let me know.This thread is safeguarded by Rudnicki. He's got our back, and we've got his. Chip into the beer fund for Rude to keep this thread alive.A tribute to what was, what should be and what can be: The FFA

Quoted for posterity...and so you don't have to go back to the OP after reading YSR's post above.

Aw, this brought a tear to my eyes. In fairness, so did the beauty of the shrimp quesadilla I had for lunch, so it might just be PMS.

So you're raggin it, huh?

 

[krista4]

The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv and if I missed anyone, please let me know.This thread is safeguarded by Rudnicki. He's got our back, and we've got his. Chip into the beer fund for Rude to keep this thread alive.A tribute to what was, what should be and what can be: The FFA

Quoted for posterity...and so you don't have to go back to the OP after reading YSR's post above.

Aw, this brought a tear to my eyes. In fairness, so did the beauty of the shrimp quesadilla I had for lunch, so it might just be PMS.

So you're raggin it, huh?

So how is our friend Destiney?

 

[guru_007]

yeah, this thread has kind of stalled out here, and with Friday tomorrow and all.....I'm thinking we need a Destiney update, or something.

 

[Josie Maran]

The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv and if I missed anyone, please let me know.This thread is safeguarded by Rudnicki. He's got our back, and we've got his. Chip into the beer fund for Rude to keep this thread alive.A tribute to what was, what should be and what can be: The FFA

Quoted for posterity...and so you don't have to go back to the OP after reading YSR's post above.

Aw, this brought a tear to my eyes. In fairness, so did the beauty of the shrimp quesadilla I had for lunch, so it might just be PMS.

So you're raggin it, huh?

So how is our friend Destiney?

SHE NEVER CALLS ANYMORE!!!

 

[krista4]

Quoted for posterity...and so you don't have to go back to the OP after reading YSR's post above.

Aw, this brought a tear to my eyes. In fairness, so did the beauty of the shrimp quesadilla I had for lunch, so it might just be PMS.

So you're raggin it, huh?

So how is our friend Destiney?

SHE NEVER CALLS ANYMORE!!!

Probably busy trying to determine whether that really is a faint blue line on the stick.

 

[Josie Maran]

Probably busy trying to determine whether that really is a faint blue line on the stick.

The horror...the horror.I would seriously pack up my #### and leave the country.

 

[Gadzooks]

lol....good stuff. I made the love to a girl on the Millsaps basketball team who had the uber sexy nickname of "Chewbacca". She used to let me use her meal plan card to eat in the cafeteria the year I was living off campus and had spent all my meal money on drugs and booze. Massive beast of a woman, but very generous with her food allotments.

I'm guessing it was more like Lady-Chewy made love to you. And believe me, there's no shame in that.

 

[Gadzooks]

The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv and if I missed anyone, please let me know.This thread is safeguarded by Rudnicki. He's got our back, and we've got his. Chip into the beer fund for Rude to keep this thread alive.A tribute to what was, what should be and what can be: The FFA

Quoted for posterity...and so you don't have to go back to the OP after reading YSR's post above.

Aw, this brought a tear to my eyes. In fairness, so did the beauty of the shrimp quesadilla I had for lunch, so it might just be PMS.

 

[Gadzooks]

GM, I don't think I have mentioned this yet, but when I was in school and we played against Millsaps, your wimmins' basketball team was all kinds of scandalous. Apparently, your (female) coach had been dating a senior on the team and broke up with her to date a freshman, at which point the senior turned her in.

That, and the fact that I broke two ribs on the floor of that barn you call a basketball gym still give me fond memories. Ahh, college.

I would love to hear more about this love triangle while I wait for a Homer/Destiny update. Any chance that one of the girls is the Chewbacca-Chick that shared her body and food allotments with GM?

 

[McJose]

Probably busy trying to determine whether that really is a faint blue line on the stick.

The horror...the horror.I would seriously pack up my #### and leave the country.

Maybe you should have packed up her....Nevermind. That target on my back isn't getting any smaller.

 

[YSR]

So how is our friend Destiney?

SHE NEVER CALLS ANYMORE!!!

No offense, GB, but what do you think this says about her thoughts on your time together?

 

[McJose]

Tornadoes and flooding all over greater Milwaukee. Down in the basement right now listening to the radio.Pretty sure theres a big tornado right around MrPack....gllllllll GB

SAVE THE FONZIE STATUE!

 

[Josie Maran]

So how is our friend Destiney?

SHE NEVER CALLS ANYMORE!!!

No offense, GB, but what do you think this says about her thoughts on your time together?

That she doesn't have a phone?

 

[Frostillicus]

Probably busy trying to determine whether that really is a faint blue line on the stick.

The horror...the horror.I would seriously pack up my #### and leave the country.

Huh. I had the owner of this alias wrong all this time.

 

[Josie Maran]

Probably busy trying to determine whether that really is a faint blue line on the stick.

The horror...the horror.I would seriously pack up my #### and leave the country.

Huh. I had the owner of this alias wrong all this time.

Hey buddy.

 

[jplvr]

I was the best man.

That's pretty solid work right there. I think that trumps passing out on the golf course in the golf cart at Mellyhole III .

Not when you consider I was having a conversation with you at the time.

Have you considered what this might say about you rather than how it reflects upon him?Says the guy who was so drunk when he met GM he may have said 15 words during the evening.

It's ok, I stiff armed him at the strip club later.

 

[kevzilla]

Probably busy trying to determine whether that really is a faint blue line on the stick.

The horror...the horror.I would seriously pack up my #### and leave the country.

Huh. I had the owner of this alias wrong all this time.

I have no notebook whatsoever. I am seriously flying blind up in here.

 

[Frostillicus]

Probably busy trying to determine whether that really is a faint blue line on the stick.

The horror...the horror.I would seriously pack up my #### and leave the country.

Huh. I had the owner of this alias wrong all this time.

I have no notebook whatsoever. I am seriously flying blind up in here.

It's not Keys, which is what I always thought.

 

[krista4]

Probably busy trying to determine whether that really is a faint blue line on the stick.

The horror...the horror.I would seriously pack up my #### and leave the country.

Huh. I had the owner of this alias wrong all this time.

I have no notebook whatsoever. I am seriously flying blind up in here.

It's not Keys, which is what I always thought.

Midwestern nice guy, problems with wimmenz...close enough.I just got home and couldn't find this thread on the first page and PANICKED that it was gone.

 

[Running with scissors]

Just want to say that the Avett Brothers are still awesome live. So is beer.

Carry on.

 

[krista4]

How TF do I upload a pic from an iPhone? I don't seem to have any cables or such, so I sent the pic to my e-mail, but it won't let me save it as a pic but only as "media" that I don't know WTF to do with?

In the meantime, here's a pic of our kitty Ladell emphasizing to you how long he is.

 

[Disco Stu]

Penis won tonight.

 

[General Malaise]

lol....good stuff. I made the love to a girl on the Millsaps basketball team who had the uber sexy nickname of "Chewbacca". She used to let me use her meal plan card to eat in the cafeteria the year I was living off campus and had spent all my meal money on drugs and booze. Massive beast of a woman, but very generous with her food allotments.

I'm guessing it was more like Lady-Chewy made love to you. And believe me, there's no shame in that.

It's the only girl I've slept with that was taller than me. She had her way with me for sure. It's hopefully the closest I ever come to what prison sex must feel like.

 

[Thorn]

Penis won tonight.

Congrats?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

STL, my sons gf gave him the sappiest card ever for his birthday. Front says "It's a Love Story" and inside says "and my happily ever after is you" while it plays Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone... that Taylor Swift song. Chicks like sappy.

This would make me vomit. But I have an unusually low tolerance for sap, I think.

Yeah, Mrs. SLB doesn't fall for that stuff either. Which is unfortunate really. I would get laid a lot more.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

lol....good stuff. I made the love to a girl on the Millsaps basketball team who had the uber sexy nickname of "Chewbacca". She used to let me use her meal plan card to eat in the cafeteria the year I was living off campus and had spent all my meal money on drugs and booze. Massive beast of a woman, but very generous with her food allotments.

I'm guessing it was more like Lady-Chewy made love to you. And believe me, there's no shame in that.

It's the only girl I've slept with that was taller than me. She had her way with me for sure. It's hopefully the closest I ever come to what prison sex must feel like.

So she dirtied your bottom?

 

[Josie Maran]

Penis won tonight.

Brain plays like he's never even seen a chess board.

 

[Kendall]

lol....good stuff. I made the love to a girl on the Millsaps basketball team who had the uber sexy nickname of "Chewbacca". She used to let me use her meal plan card to eat in the cafeteria the year I was living off campus and had spent all my meal money on drugs and booze. Massive beast of a woman, but very generous with her food allotments.

I'm guessing it was more like Lady-Chewy made love to you. And believe me, there's no shame in that.

It's the only girl I've slept with that was taller than me. She had her way with me for sure. It's hopefully the closest I ever come to what prison sex must feel like.

I've always been mildly terrified (but erectally interested) of what this would be like. Closest I've come is a girl one inch shorter than me (I'm 6'4"). Hell, in real life I've only seen girls taller than me maybe twice.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

So it turns out GM is all shtick, the guy still needs to be told what to do on a Friday night when the kids are away.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

It's the only girl I've slept with that was taller than me. She had her way with me for sure. It's hopefully the closest I ever come to what prison sex must feel like.

With apologies to shuke, OH BULL####!

 

[raisydaisy]

I never need did a Chewy(well at least I think I blocked it out), but when I was in college a girl walks up to me at a party and said my friend likes you and wants to meet you. I asked her who it was and she shows me the girl. She was short, skinny and not much of a looker. So I told her I had a girlfriend, which I did. Then her friend said to me, "so what, she doesn't want to marry you, she just wants to f*** you". I said "oh, really", I went up to her friend and asked her if she wanted to leave, we went back to her place and I banged her. When I saw her sober she was even worse looking then I remembered but how to you say no to free sex, while young, drunk and horny.

Side note:

She was the third chick I banged that day. I woke up and got some from the gf. Middle of the day I went over to my ex's and hit that, then finished off the hat trick with fugly.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Penis won tonight.

Brain plays like he's never even seen a chess board.

ooloKing me!!

 

[Mr.Pack]

Posted this in the other thread but figured it should be in this thread too.....

So we got 7 1/2" of rain in 2 1/2 hours yesterday.

We lost power around 9pm. The water table is silly high here, and I put off getting a generator which I wanted to get after the last storm. So out I go to Menards, got a generator, gas can and some oil.

Got home, and me and DaughterPack got done prepping it, and were just about to take it out on the deck....... Yup, power back on.....

DaughterPack looks at me and says" You've gotta be effing kidding me" I just laughed and told her, "no, this is about right for the way things have gone for us this week"

My sump pum ran for 3 1/2 hours straight after the power was only out for 2 hours.

I'm getting a whole house generator next week.

Anyone want to buy a 1750 watt brand new generator, never used????

 

[Sideshow Bob]

As I sit in the Paradise Bakery, the guy at the table next to me is on the phone, in a British accent, and what I hear of his end of the conversation goes like this:

"What, the white panties? Yeah, that's great."

"Yeah. Yeah. Ello! Yeah, just make sure they're clean."

"Yeah, but they'll look sexy under a black light. They'll be irresistible."

I want to ask in the worst way. He's still on the phone and I need to leave.

 

[Josie Maran]

As I sit in the Paradise Bakery, the guy at the table next to me is on the phone, in a British accent, and what I hear of his end of the conversation goes like this: "What, the white panties? Yeah, that's great." "Yeah. Yeah. Ello! Yeah, just make sure they're clean." "Yeah, but they'll look sexy under a black light. They'll be irresistible." I want to ask in the worst way. He's still on the phone and I need to leave.

I'm gonna need closure on that anecdote.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

As I sit in the Paradise Bakery, the guy at the table next to me is on the phone, in a British accent, and what I hear of his end of the conversation goes like this: "What, the white panties? Yeah, that's great." "Yeah. Yeah. Ello! Yeah, just make sure they're clean." "Yeah, but they'll look sexy under a black light. They'll be irresistible." I want to ask in the worst way. He's still on the phone and I need to leave.

What is wrong with you??!@ Did you find humility or something?!

 

[Kendall]

As I sit in the Paradise Bakery, the guy at the table next to me is on the phone, in a British accent, and what I hear of his end of the conversation goes like this: "What, the white panties? Yeah, that's great." "Yeah. Yeah. Ello! Yeah, just make sure they're clean." "Yeah, but they'll look sexy under a black light. They'll be irresistible." I want to ask in the worst way. He's still on the phone and I need to leave.

"Are these panties of the Monster variety?"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I slept from 4pm yesterday until 7am this morning. I could have slept longer but my boys woke me up.

I LOVE CONCUSSIONS!