GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Sideshow Bob]

The guy's on the phone talking panties. I don't have it in me to interrupt that.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

And now I'm at work, so the world will never know.

I'd kick the #### out of this contest deal they have here. Forget the caption this photo contest. Find a photo to accompany that conversation.

 

[Thorn]

lol....good stuff. I made the love to a girl on the Millsaps basketball team who had the uber sexy nickname of "Chewbacca". She used to let me use her meal plan card to eat in the cafeteria the year I was living off campus and had spent all my meal money on drugs and booze. Massive beast of a woman, but very generous with her food allotments.

I'm guessing it was more like Lady-Chewy made love to you. And believe me, there's no shame in that.

It's the only girl I've slept with that was taller than me. She had her way with me for sure. It's hopefully the closest I ever come to what prison sex must feel like.

I've always been mildly terrified (but erectally interested) of what this would be like. Closest I've come is a girl one inch shorter than me (I'm 6'4"). Hell, in real life I've only seen girls taller than me maybe twice.

I'm about 5'9". Was with a 6' girl once. She was wearing spiky heeled boots. I made her keep them on.

 

[That Little Voice]

I Dont Know

 

[Thorn]

How can PatsWillWin start a honeymoon thread and not update the cop in a bar thread? I WANT CLOSURE!

 

[KGB]

Good Newz. Not hugover

bad news. still drunk :banned

 

[Kendall]

And now I'm at work, so the world will never know. I'd kick the #### out of this contest deal they have here. Forget the caption this photo contest. Find a photo to accompany that conversation.

Do not Google Image Search "Phone White Panites" if you are work.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have 45,000 points

What should I get?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

And now I'm at work, so the world will never know.

I'd kick the #### out of this contest deal they have here. Forget the caption this photo contest. Find a photo to accompany that conversation.

Do not Google Image Search "Phone White Panites" if you are work.

lol

 

[Josie Maran]

I have 45,000 points

What should I get?

Fleshlight?

 

[Disco Stu]

I have 45,000 points

What should I get?

BROOKSTONE 1,000-Watt Travel Hair Dryer

 

[SuperJohn96]

How TF do I upload a pic from an iPhone? I don't seem to have any cables or such, so I sent the pic to my e-mail, but it won't let me save it as a pic but only as "media" that I don't know WTF to do with?

In the meantime, here's a pic of our kitty Ladell emphasizing to you how long he is.

What kind of pic?

 

[urbanhack]

And now I'm at work, so the world will never know.

I'd kick the #### out of this contest deal they have here. Forget the caption this photo contest. Find a photo to accompany that conversation.

Do not Google Image Search "Phone White Panites" if you are work.

lol

white | panties | bob

 

[bostonfred]

I have 45,000 points

What should I get?

If you can get/buy a few more points, you might like the 64 GB Ipod Touch - 50,000 pointsThe American Airlines 14 day advance travel pass is exactly 45000 points, and will fly you anywhere in the continental US round trip (three day minimum, must include a weekend day).

 

[JaxBill]

I have 45,000 points

What should I get?

10 Cross Calais ballpoint Pen Sets

 

[5Rings]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have 45,000 points

What should I get?

BROOKSTONE 1,000-Watt Travel Hair Dryer

lol :finger:

If you can get/buy a few more points, you might like the 64 GB Ipod Touch - 50,000 points

The American Airlines 14 day advance travel pass is exactly 45000 points, and will fly you anywhere in the continental US round trip (three day minimum, must include a weekend day).

I bought Mrs. SLB an Ipod Touch a couple of months ago. I'm not even sure what I would need it for. I was going to get the Airline ticket to use for my Vegas trip but I didn't have enough points at the time. That is still the leader in the clubhouse right now.

I have 45,000 points

What should I get?

10 Cross Calais ballpoint Pen Sets

lolI have 8 brand new, never used, Waterman pens of varying styles in my filing cabinet at home. They look cool but people that use expensive pens are usually dbags.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

I woke up at about 1am and wanted some lovin' but got the brush back. Now I'm thinking a crystal mop bucket.

 

[charvik]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.

A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.

Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

I've used this very successfully in the past: http://www.blurb.com/make/booksmartTook me about an hour to create a 40 page book with collages, pretty cheap to buy and ship. It looks like you have gone all out and spent ages on creating it.

ETA: Portrait, 40pages, best quality US $36.95+$6.95 shipping if I read it right...

 

[EYLive]

This is a good day for someone to set up a "Bag-O-Crap" auction.

 

[Tecumseh]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

I woke up at about 1am and wanted some lovin' but got the brush back. Now I'm thinking a crystal mop bucket.

That'll learn her...

 

[Celph Titled]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

I woke up at about 1am and wanted some lovin' but got the brush back. Now I'm thinking a crystal mop bucket.

That's brazen.The only time I can remember having a mid-sleeptime encounter was when my wife woke up at like 5 am to "be friends" with little Celph. And that was on the day I was going home from visiting my chick, who was living in France for the year.So maybe make your wife move to Paris?

 

[5Rings]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.

A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.

Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

I've used this very successfully in the past: http://www.blurb.com/make/booksmartTook me about an hour to create a 40 page book with collages, pretty cheap to buy and ship. It looks like you have gone all out and spent ages on creating it.

ETA: Portrait, 40pages, best quality US $36.95+$6.95 shipping if I read it right...

Awesome, thank you. Bob--I got the green light at midnight

 

[Josie Maran]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

I woke up at about 1am and wanted some lovin' but got the brush back. Now I'm thinking a crystal mop bucket.

Fleshlight.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

That's brazen.

The only time I can remember having a mid-sleeptime encounter was when my wife woke up at like 5 am to "be friends" with little Celph. And that was on the day I was going home from visiting my chick, who was living in France for the year.



So maybe make your wife move to Paris?

IN!What's the plan?

 

[Disco Stu]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.

A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.

Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

I woke up at about 1am and wanted some lovin' but got the brush back. Now I'm thinking a crystal mop bucket.

That's brazen.The only time I can remember having a mid-sleeptime encounter was when my wife woke up at like 5 am to "be friends" with little Celph. And that was on the day I was going home from visiting my chick, who was living in France for the year.

So maybe make your wife move to Paris?

It sounds like the key is to have a side piece, but it's very possible I'm reading that wrong.

 

[Disco Stu]

That's brazen.

The only time I can remember having a mid-sleeptime encounter was when my wife woke up at like 5 am to "be friends" with little Celph. And that was on the day I was going home from visiting my chick, who was living in France for the year.



So maybe make your wife move to Paris?

IN!What's the plan?

Gonna need some more costco points.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob--I got the green light at midnight

Fleshlight.

That would just be too weird. Plus I didn't see that amongst the choices.I guess I could use the concierage service...

 

[General Malaise]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

New FB buddy > Hi!

 

[urbanhack]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

I woke up at about 1am and wanted some lovin' but got the brush back. Now I'm thinking a crystal mop bucket.

That's brazzers.

 

[Kendall]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.

A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.

Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

New FB buddy > Hi!

GDSOBI can't wait until a study comes out that FB gives you the AIDS.

 

[KGB]

Good Newz. Not hugoverbad news. still drunk :banned

Hangover setting in

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv and if I missed anyone, please let me know.

This thread is safeguarded by Rudnicki. He's got our back, and we've got his. Chip into the beer fund for Rude to keep this thread alive.

A tribute to what was, what should be and what can be: The FFA

Quoted for posterity...and so you don't have to go back to the OP after reading YSR's post above.

 

[bostonfred]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

I woke up at about 1am and wanted some lovin' but got the brush back. Now I'm thinking a crystal mop bucket.

Use your points to get the cheapest round trip ticket they have and spend the remaining points on crystal.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Use your points to get the cheapest round trip ticket they have and spend the remaining points on crystal.

Cornhole?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just texted a picture to Mrs. SLB that I took of her the other day.

In the shower.

 

[guru_007]

 

[Sammy3469]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

I woke up at about 1am and wanted some lovin' but got the brush back. Now I'm thinking a crystal mop bucket.

Use your points to get the cheapest round trip ticket they have and spend the remaining points on crystal.

or a vacuum cleaner

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

I woke up at about 1am and wanted some lovin' but got the brush back. Now I'm thinking a crystal mop bucket.

Use your points to get the cheapest round trip ticket they have and spend the remaining points on crystal.

or a vacuum cleaner

Crystal vacuum cleanerWA LA!

 

[Disco Stu]

I just texted a picture to Mrs. SLB that I took of her the other day. In the shower.

Pic trade? No shower involved in the one I took, but she is extremely topless.Note: "she" = 23 year old, not Mrs SLB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

or a vacuum cleaner

I've bought her a vacuum cleaner as a gift. Twice. She was really happy both times. Too bad she has some sort of "Momento" thing going on when it comes to using them.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just texted a picture to Mrs. SLB that I took of her the other day.

In the shower.

Pic trade? No shower involved in the one I took, but she is extremely topless.Note: "she" = 23 year old, not Mrs SLB.

Full frontal nudity here. Trade? GTFO, I own this broad.

 

[Early_10]

STL, my sons gf gave him the sappiest card ever for his birthday. Front says "It's a Love Story" and inside says "and my happily ever after is you" while it plays Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone... that Taylor Swift song. Chicks like sappy.

This would make me vomit. But I have an unusually low tolerance for sap, I think.

You and I along with YSR and jamyp are not the traditional sappy chicks these guys marry. Thats why we're here...and they're not.

 

[urbanhack]

STL, my sons gf gave him the sappiest card ever for his birthday. Front says "It's a Love Story" and inside says "and my happily ever after is you" while it plays Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone... that Taylor Swift song. Chicks like sappy.

This would make me vomit. :X But I have an unusually low tolerance for sap, I think.

Thats why we're here...and they're not.

and she never will......thankfully.

 

[bostonfred]

Use your points to get the cheapest round trip ticket they have and spend the remaining points on crystal.

Cornhole?

In Vegas? Maybe in the fall. When are you thinking?

 

[urbanhack]

Use your points to get the cheapest round trip ticket they have and spend the remaining points on crystal.

Cornhole?

In Vegas? Maybe in the fall. When are you thinking?

October 3rd?

 

[Josie Maran]

My current TopFive

Keira Knightley

Jessica Alba

Yvonne Strahovski (the chick on Chuck--great show btw) Bonus. Bonus bonus.

Angelina Jolie

The five spot changes weekly, and I think today I'm gonna put in a first-timer. Ellen Page. I'm sure she's very proud.

Just posting it for safe keeping.

 

[KGB]

STL, my sons gf gave him the sappiest card ever for his birthday. Front says "It's a Love Story" and inside says "and my happily ever after is you" while it plays Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone... that Taylor Swift song. Chicks like sappy.

This would make me vomit. :X But I have an unusually low tolerance for sap, I think.

You and I along with YSR and jamyp are not the traditional sappy chicks these guys marry. Thats why we're here...and they're not.

My GF (watches football, etc) would punch me in the face if i bought something like that.

 

[Celph Titled]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.

A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.

Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.

I woke up at about 1am and wanted some lovin' but got the brush back. Now I'm thinking a crystal mop bucket.

That's brazen.The only time I can remember having a mid-sleeptime encounter was when my wife woke up at like 5 am to "be friends" with little Celph. And that was on the day I was going home from visiting my chick, who was living in France for the year.

So maybe make your wife move to Paris?

It sounds like the key is to have a side piece, but it's very possible I'm reading that wrong.

Nope, same chick. I forgot she wasn't my wife at the time.