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That too...out of the blue vacuuming always leads to bad Honey-Do lists. Pretty sure SLB should have invested in maid service named Crystal.
I like this idea.Mrs. SLB was playing Family Feud on Facebook yesterday and the fast money question was "Things wives nag their husband about." She couldn't think of anything. :lmao:

Hey GM, check out my Twinkie.

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If it had ballls...My Twinkie. It's bigger. I think deserts can be very sensuous, don't you?Shuke enlightened me to how sexy a twinkie can be. It's now part of foreplay regularly.
 
That too...out of the blue vacuuming always leads to bad Honey-Do lists. Pretty sure SLB should have invested in maid service named Crystal.
I like this idea.Mrs. SLB was playing Family Feud on Facebook yesterday and the fast money question was "Things wives nag their husband about." She couldn't think of anything. :lmao:

Hey GM, check out my Twinkie.

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If it had ballls...My Twinkie. It's bigger. I think deserts can be very sensuous, don't you?No. Desserts are sensual.People are sensuous.

 
She hasn't filed for divorce yet but has changed her last name on facebook. Officialish.
Pretty sure that's all it takes these days
RECENT ACTIVITY

_____ is no longer listed as "married."
Good enough for me.Actually, good enough for me includes the husband being out of town, or out with his buddies, or in a different room. So maybe I'm not the best moral compass a guy could utilize.
:wub:
 
She hasn't filed for divorce yet but has changed her last name on facebook. Officialish.
Pretty sure that's all it takes these days
RECENT ACTIVITY

_____ is no longer listed as "married."
Good enough for me.Actually, good enough for me includes the husband being out of town, or out with his buddies, or in a different room. So maybe I'm not the best moral compass a guy could utilize.
Maybe
 
You can't pick the city. If you don't have kids, I guess this hypothetical doesn't apply.

Is this over the line? Should I call in an airstrike?

 
Celph Titled said:
Is Jacksonville a dump? Be honest.
Not really, no. It's better than I thought it was going to be, but I can't say it has a whole lot of character or anything.On the flip side, we do have the Jaguars. :shrug:

 
Celph Titled said:
Is Jacksonville a dump? Be honest.
Not really, no. It's better than I thought it was going to be, but I can't say it has a whole lot of character or anything.On the flip side, we do have the Jaguars. :shrug:
Speaking of, I am supposed to fly to San Diego on the team plane in September for the Chargers' game. In the event that it really is on the actual team plane (versus some corporate team plane), I'll be looking for shtick suggestions as the time draws closer.
 
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I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?
Did you decide on anything? I got mine coming up next week... :confused: oh yeah, thank you for this thread. closest this place has been to the yellow board in years.
New FB buddy > Hi!
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Early_10 said:
STL, my sons gf gave him the sappiest card ever for his birthday. Front says "It's a Love Story" and inside says "and my happily ever after is you" while it plays Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone... that Taylor Swift song. Chicks like sappy.
This would make me vomit. :thumbup: But I have an unusually low tolerance for sap, I think.
You and I along with YSR and jamyp are not the traditional sappy chicks these guys marry. Thats why we're here...and they're not.
This is an excellent point.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
G/C/M makes me want to get a divorce.



WTF is going on with 7/23/10 @9:31pm's baby feeders?
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
She doesn't want to make me want to get a divorce but the other hot, dirty, women....oh man.
Took me a minute, but this post helped me out. Seriously Bob, your post as I read it might as well have been in Farsi.GM, G/C/M is Girl/Camera/Mirror...you'll get the rest...

 
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
G/C/M makes me want to get a divorce.



WTF is going on with 7/23/10 @9:31pm's baby feeders?
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
She doesn't want to make me want to get a divorce but the other hot, dirty, women....oh man.
Took me a minute, but this post helped me out. Seriously Bob, your post as I read it might as well have been in Farsi.GM, G/C/M is Girl/Camera/Mirror...you'll get the rest...
Go easy, the poor guy has brain damage.
 
I absolutely suck at burning discs, unzipping files, using winrar and all that crap. I've used up 4 blank discs today trying to download some new tunes. What is wrong with me?

 
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
G/C/M makes me want to get a divorce.



WTF is going on with 7/23/10 @9:31pm's baby feeders?
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
She doesn't want to make me want to get a divorce but the other hot, dirty, women....oh man.
Took me a minute, but this post helped me out. Seriously Bob, your post as I read it might as well have been in Farsi.GM, G/C/M is Girl/Camera/Mirror...you'll get the rest...
Go easy, the poor guy has brain damage.
Thanks you.Plus I smashed my noggin recently, GLAVIN!!

 
Fantastic pics of Paris Hilton at Tyler today.

Carry on.
His hatred for Gwyneth Paltrow is a beautiful thing to behold:As you may know, back in September, Gwyneth Paltrow started an advice website called Goop. She said, "My life is good because I am not passive about it", and she wanted you to know that one of the reasons she's a millionaire actress is because she invests in what’s real and pauses before reacting. She tells you to not be lazy, which may or may not be why you’re not a millionaire actress. (note – Paltrows parents are lifelong friends with Steven Spielberg, who gave Gwyneth her first role in "Hook".)

Anyway, now Gwyneth is lashing back at critics who think the site is condescending and unrealistic. Those critics just don’t get it, Gwyneth tells People magazine.

"I think the people who are criticizing it or criticizing the idea of it, don't really get it, because if they did, they would like it." Paltrow said she believes some of the barbs simply stem from the fact that she's doing something new and different. "I think that people like people to stay in their 'box' – they like people to stay how they are comfortable seeing them."

That's what I was thinking too. Those critics are either too scared to leave their safe little box or too dumb to get it. Unlike Gwyneth Paltrow, who is really smart (note – she attended college for less than one semester, as an art major at UCSB, then dropped out) and knows people could benefit from her wisdom.

For example, Goop has a section called GET. "The fun frivolity (of shopping) can really cheer a girl up," she says. : )

Here, she talks about some basic clothing pieces for what she calls "everyday life". But looking good doesn’t have to cost a lot, because as she says, "I have found a few great (pieces) in all different price ranges."

She goes on to recommend five different pairs of shoes. She starts with a pair of Giuseppe Zanotti boots, and count your lucky stars because those are actually on sale right now for 600 dollars. They’re normally 1000. Next she hearts some tartan Roger Vivier boots that will cost anywhere from 1150 to 1700 dollars. After that the Lidia heels from Brian Atwood go for 1000. Next are some Christian Louboutin boots for 1125, and she finishes with some Gucci ankle boots, now on sale for 800 (they're normally 1000).

Gwyneth and I agree. 600 to 1700 covers all the different price ranges. The normal person can spend 1700, but even if you’re a piece of #### with only 600 dollars to spend on shoes, even you can have some nice basic pieces for everyday life. If you get them online, on sale.

In another section (here), she talks about "easy, fuss-free dressing. I’ve paired the basics together for three very different but wearable outfits that can be amended for any occasion."

Good, some more basics, simple staples to make a womans life easier. She recommends a cashmere coat by Tods for 2000 dollars. Theres also a pashmy bag by Tods (she's the Tods spokeperson by the way). A similar pashmy bag retails for 1125 dollars. The Chopard heart necklace she recommends retails for around 3000. The repetto ballet flats are 235. The Sergio Rossi boots are around 1000. The coin purse is crafted lambskin (treat yourself!) and sells for 300.

If you were wondering, so far we’ve spent twelve and half thousand dollars for one coat, a purse, a wallet, a weeks worth of shoes and a necklace. A small price to pay for the blueprint to success, as told by Gwyneth Paltrow, thanks to the wisdom she’s gained from overcoming a lifetime of opulence and luxury. When she started out in Hollywood, all she had were connections and millions of dollars, yet she made it, and now …YOU CAN TOO (if you have those things)!

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/02/gwyneth-paltr...etter-than-you/

 
Fantastic pics of Paris Hilton at Tyler today.

Carry on.
His hatred for Gwyneth Paltrow is a beautiful thing to behold:As you may know, back in September, Gwyneth Paltrow started an advice website called Goop. She said, "My life is good because I am not passive about it", and she wanted you to know that one of the reasons she's a millionaire actress is because she invests in what’s real and pauses before reacting. She tells you to not be lazy, which may or may not be why you’re not a millionaire actress. (note – Paltrows parents are lifelong friends with Steven Spielberg, who gave Gwyneth her first role in "Hook".)

Anyway, now Gwyneth is lashing back at critics who think the site is condescending and unrealistic. Those critics just don’t get it, Gwyneth tells People magazine.

"I think the people who are criticizing it or criticizing the idea of it, don't really get it, because if they did, they would like it." Paltrow said she believes some of the barbs simply stem from the fact that she's doing something new and different. "I think that people like people to stay in their 'box' – they like people to stay how they are comfortable seeing them."

That's what I was thinking too. Those critics are either too scared to leave their safe little box or too dumb to get it. Unlike Gwyneth Paltrow, who is really smart (note – she attended college for less than one semester, as an art major at UCSB, then dropped out) and knows people could benefit from her wisdom.

For example, Goop has a section called GET. "The fun frivolity (of shopping) can really cheer a girl up," she says. : )

Here, she talks about some basic clothing pieces for what she calls "everyday life". But looking good doesn’t have to cost a lot, because as she says, "I have found a few great (pieces) in all different price ranges."

She goes on to recommend five different pairs of shoes. She starts with a pair of Giuseppe Zanotti boots, and count your lucky stars because those are actually on sale right now for 600 dollars. They’re normally 1000. Next she hearts some tartan Roger Vivier boots that will cost anywhere from 1150 to 1700 dollars. After that the Lidia heels from Brian Atwood go for 1000. Next are some Christian Louboutin boots for 1125, and she finishes with some Gucci ankle boots, now on sale for 800 (they're normally 1000).

Gwyneth and I agree. 600 to 1700 covers all the different price ranges. The normal person can spend 1700, but even if you’re a piece of #### with only 600 dollars to spend on shoes, even you can have some nice basic pieces for everyday life. If you get them online, on sale.

In another section (here), she talks about "easy, fuss-free dressing. I’ve paired the basics together for three very different but wearable outfits that can be amended for any occasion."

Good, some more basics, simple staples to make a womans life easier. She recommends a cashmere coat by Tods for 2000 dollars. Theres also a pashmy bag by Tods (she's the Tods spokeperson by the way). A similar pashmy bag retails for 1125 dollars. The Chopard heart necklace she recommends retails for around 3000. The repetto ballet flats are 235. The Sergio Rossi boots are around 1000. The coin purse is crafted lambskin (treat yourself!) and sells for 300.

If you were wondering, so far we’ve spent twelve and half thousand dollars for one coat, a purse, a wallet, a weeks worth of shoes and a necklace. A small price to pay for the blueprint to success, as told by Gwyneth Paltrow, thanks to the wisdom she’s gained from overcoming a lifetime of opulence and luxury. When she started out in Hollywood, all she had were connections and millions of dollars, yet she made it, and now …YOU CAN TOO (if you have those things)!

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/02/gwyneth-paltr...etter-than-you/
:confused: It is amazing how some people can be so out of touch with reality.
 
I wonder whether this thread has led to a reduction in crime in the FFA society, like some kind of online after-school diversion program. Seems the prime offenders are all occupied in here... Joe should embrace this thread.

 

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