GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

how long has it been since Cypress Hill put out anything new and decent?

 

[wadegarrett]

who's gone fishin'?

 

[Aunt Beru]

how long has it been since Cypress Hill put out anything new and decent?

Undefined.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

how long has it been since Cypress Hill put out anything new and decent?

A whileThey haven't even had an album in 6 yearsBut I saw them live about 2 years ago, and it was very entertainingAll the MJ shtick you could imagine, giant inflatable buddha on stage, played their hitsAnd their debut is still one of the best albums in hip hop history IMO

 

[Jethro Q. Walrustitty]

Thanks everyone. He seems to be responding well to antibiotics, even though we won't actually know what's wrong with him for another 24 hours or so. Some kind of infection seems to be the most likely suspect. His energy seems to be back up, he's eating again, and he hasn't had any of those episodes where he stops breathing and turns blue since last night. Hopefully everything is good, although it's likely he'll be kept for maybe as much as another week. Whatever works.And sorry for dumping this into a thread meant to be about humor. I just felt like I had to, you know?

Can't imagine a worse situation. Good luck, Frosty.

 

[Dexter Manley]

how long has it been since Cypress Hill put out anything new and decent?

I have no idea. I just wanted to hear all of their old school hits. Me and my other friends are very upset by this turn of events. My buddy's wife is currently trying to organize some sort of protest. I'll update as necessary.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

E-mail I just received. Wow.

Nancy is no longer at ****. She'd been complaining about stomach pains, thought maybe IBS.When they found whatever it was they gave her two weeks andshe died two days later.

 

[Gadzooks]

Thanks everyone. He seems to be responding well to antibiotics, even though we won't actually know what's wrong with him for another 24 hours or so. Some kind of infection seems to be the most likely suspect. His energy seems to be back up, he's eating again, and he hasn't had any of those episodes where he stops breathing and turns blue since last night. Hopefully everything is good, although it's likely he'll be kept for maybe as much as another week. Whatever works.And sorry for dumping this into a thread meant to be about humor. I just felt like I had to, you know?

Glad he's getting better. My son was born 7 weeks premature and we had some scary moments to get through. It sucks because you feel totally helpless, but stay positive and I'm sure he'll be fine. My son will turn 4 next month and he is a healthy burping and farting machine who is very intrigued by the female breast... what more could a Dad want?Good luck and I'll keep the little guy in my prayers.

 

[SuperJohn96]

I was listening to Jason Ellis on Sirius yesterday...and it was a "Best Of..." with Joe Rogan...Anyway, Rogan makes Ellis search youtube for "Chimps eating monkeys" and apparently the chimps surround the monkeys and eat them alive, tearing them limb from limb.I totally forgot to search this myself and I'm at work now...but can anybody else look this up and report back?They played the audio and their reaction while watching it sounded crazy...

Arg...don't watch this during your lunch break...:barf:

 

[Aunt Beru]

E-mail I just received. Wow.

Nancy is no longer at ****. She'd been complaining about stomach pains, thought maybe IBS.When they found whatever it was they gave her two weeks andshe died two days later.

Sweet Moses on the mount. How tactlessly written. lol

 

[General Malaise]

Thanks everyone. He seems to be responding well to antibiotics, even though we won't actually know what's wrong with him for another 24 hours or so. Some kind of infection seems to be the most likely suspect. His energy seems to be back up, he's eating again, and he hasn't had any of those episodes where he stops breathing and turns blue since last night. Hopefully everything is good, although it's likely he'll be kept for maybe as much as another week. Whatever works.And sorry for dumping this into a thread meant to be about humor. I just felt like I had to, you know?

Can't imagine a worse situation. Good luck, Frosty.

Nor can I. Sorry Frosty. Stay strong, GB. Use this thread anyway you like. Healthy thoughts and wishes sent your way.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

E-mail I just received. Wow.

Nancy is no longer at ****. She'd been complaining about stomach pains, thought maybe IBS.When they found whatever it was they gave her two weeks andshe died two days later.

Sweet Moses on the mount. How tactlessly written. lol

No kidding. The didn't include the new buyers credit card number.

 

[General Malaise]

E-mail I just received. Wow.

Nancy is no longer at ****. She'd been complaining about stomach pains, thought maybe IBS.When they found whatever it was they gave her two weeks andshe died two days later.

This stuff scares the hell out of me.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

This was recently posted on the message board for a baseball league I am in:



Just found out I scored Dinner with the Goo Goo Dolls at a private location right around my Birthday.(In Nj) The Band has the most top 10 hits of any band and their new album due out August 31st.

I have followed this band forever and they are still prducing hits. Glen/Brad/Chris can all tell you how Awesome or in their eyes gay this is.

I'm stoked. Frank Gore/Michale Turner get your game faces on as I do not know who I'm picking.

taking suggestions for an appropriate reply

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

what's a GGD?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

what's a GGD?

Edited for clarityPost also had this video posted:

Sizzle Reel

 

[Disco Stu]

This was recently posted on the message board for a baseball league I am in:



Just found out I scored Dinner with the Goo Goo Dolls at a private location right around my Birthday.(In Nj) The Band has the most top 10 hits of any band and their new album due out August 31st.

I have followed this band forever and they are still prducing hits. Glen/Brad/Chris can all tell you how Awesome or in their eyes gay this is.

I'm stoked. Frank Gore/Michale Turner get your game faces on as I do not know who I'm picking.

taking suggestions for an appropriate reply

Wut.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

This was recently posted on the message board for a baseball league I am in:



Just found out I scored Dinner with the Goo Goo Dolls at a private location right around my Birthday.(In Nj) The Band has the most top 10 hits of any band and their new album due out August 31st.

I have followed this band forever and they are still prducing hits. Glen/Brad/Chris can all tell you how Awesome or in their eyes gay this is.

I'm stoked. Frank Gore/Michale Turner get your game faces on as I do not know who I'm picking.

taking suggestions for an appropriate reply

Wut.

Yeah, that's not true

 

[Aunt Beru]

This was recently posted on the message board for a baseball league I am in:



Just found out I scored Dinner with the Goo Goo Dolls at a private location right around my Birthday.(In Nj) The Band has the most top 10 hits of any band and their new album due out August 31st.

I have followed this band forever and they are still prducing hits. Glen/Brad/Chris can all tell you how Awesome or in their eyes gay this is.

I'm stoked. Frank Gore/Michale Turner get your game faces on as I do not know who I'm picking.

taking suggestions for an appropriate reply

Are co-ed leagues a good way to meet chicks?

 

[Dexter Manley]

This was recently posted on the message board for a baseball league I am in:



Just found out I scored Dinner with the Goo Goo Dolls at a private location right around my Birthday.(In Nj) The Band has the most top 10 hits of any band and their new album due out August 31st.

I have followed this band forever and they are still prducing hits. Glen/Brad/Chris can all tell you how Awesome or in their eyes gay this is.

I'm stoked. Frank Gore/Michale Turner get your game faces on as I do not know who I'm picking.

taking suggestions for an appropriate reply

Wut.

Yeah, that's not true

But they did do a concert special on an episode of Beverly Hills 90210, which is probably more impressive.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

This was recently posted on the message board for a baseball league I am in:



Just found out I scored Dinner with the Goo Goo Dolls at a private location right around my Birthday.(In Nj) The Band has the most top 10 hits of any band and their new album due out August 31st.

I have followed this band forever and they are still prducing hits. Glen/Brad/Chris can all tell you how Awesome or in their eyes gay this is.

I'm stoked. Frank Gore/Michale Turner get your game faces on as I do not know who I'm picking.

taking suggestions for an appropriate reply

Are co-ed leagues a good way to meet chicks?

30+ year old posted this

 

[Jethro Q. Walrustitty]

This was recently posted on the message board for a baseball league I am in:



Just found out I scored Dinner with the Goo Goo Dolls at a private location right around my Birthday.(In Nj) The Band has the most top 10 hits of any band and their new album due out August 31st.

I have followed this band forever and they are still prducing hits. Glen/Brad/Chris can all tell you how Awesome or in their eyes gay this is.

I'm stoked. Frank Gore/Michale Turner get your game faces on as I do not know who I'm picking.

taking suggestions for an appropriate reply

Are co-ed leagues a good way to meet chicks?

30+ year old posted this

I'm still amazed he managed to spell "Goo" correctly twice in a row.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

This was recently posted on the message board for a baseball league I am in:



Just found out I scored Dinner with the Goo Goo Dolls at a private location right around my Birthday.(In Nj) The Band has the most top 10 hits of any band and their new album due out August 31st.

I have followed this band forever and they are still prducing hits. Glen/Brad/Chris can all tell you how Awesome or in their eyes gay this is.

I'm stoked. Frank Gore/Michale Turner get your game faces on as I do not know who I'm picking.

taking suggestions for an appropriate reply

Are co-ed leagues a good way to meet chicks?

30+ year old posted this

I'm still amazed he managed to spell "Goo" correctly twice in a row.

He didn't...He "GGD"ed it

I needed to spell it out for clarity's sake

 

[Running with scissors]

This was recently posted on the message board for a baseball league I am in:



Just found out I scored Dinner with the Goo Goo Dolls at a private location right around my Birthday.(In Nj) The Band has the most top 10 hits of any band and their new album due out August 31st.

I have followed this band forever and they are still prducing hits. Glen/Brad/Chris can all tell you how Awesome or in their eyes gay this is.

I'm stoked. Frank Gore/Michale Turner get your game faces on as I do not know who I'm picking.

taking suggestions for an appropriate reply

Words fail me.WTF is the bolded?

 

[Aunt Beru]

This was recently posted on the message board for a baseball league I am in:



Just found out I scored Dinner with the Goo Goo Dolls at a private location right around my Birthday.(In Nj) The Band has the most top 10 hits of any band and their new album due out August 31st.

I have followed this band forever and they are still prducing hits. Glen/Brad/Chris can all tell you how Awesome or in their eyes gay this is.

I'm stoked. Frank Gore/Michale Turner get your game faces on as I do not know who I'm picking.

taking suggestions for an appropriate reply

Are co-ed leagues a good way to meet chicks?

30+ year old posted this

I'm still amazed he managed to spell "Goo" correctly twice in a row.

He didn't...He "GGD"ed it

I needed to spell it out for clarity's sake

Should have left it to see who would actually know what "GGD" was. Gay test.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

The Goos were great back in the late 80s and early 90s when nobody outside of Buffalo had heard of them and they used to play shows with Lance Diamond. Then they scored a hit single with name, got tons of play on radio and MTV, and Johnny tried to turn himself into Jon Bon Jovi.

Robbie is still a cool dude, but they completely sold out from the rock band they started out as (see: Jed).

 

[Tremendous Upside]

This was recently posted on the message board for a baseball league I am in:



Just found out I scored Dinner with the Goo Goo Dolls at a private location right around my Birthday.(In Nj) The Band has the most top 10 hits of any band and their new album due out August 31st.

I have followed this band forever and they are still prducing hits. Glen/Brad/Chris can all tell you how Awesome or in their eyes gay this is.

I'm stoked. Frank Gore/Michale Turner get your game faces on as I do not know who I'm picking.

taking suggestions for an appropriate reply

Words fail me.WTF is the bolded?

Apparently some of the other owners in the league have seen him genuflect at the altar of Goo beforeReally thinking this is grounds for league expulsion

 

[Running with scissors]

Gay test.

If only you had a real gay test for me. I'd pass / fail with flying ((double) rainbow) colors.

 

[Running with scissors]

This was recently posted on the message board for a baseball league I am in:



Just found out I scored Dinner with the Goo Goo Dolls at a private location right around my Birthday.(In Nj) The Band has the most top 10 hits of any band and their new album due out August 31st.

I have followed this band forever and they are still prducing hits. Glen/Brad/Chris can all tell you how Awesome or in their eyes gay this is.

I'm stoked. Frank Gore/Michale Turner get your game faces on as I do not know who I'm picking.

taking suggestions for an appropriate reply

Words fail me.WTF is the bolded?

Apparently some of the other owners in the league have seen him genuflect at the altar of Goo beforeReally thinking this is grounds for league expulsion

It should at least be a league vote where you kick out everyone that doesn't vote to eject him.

 

[Aunt Beru]

Gay test.

If only you had a real gay test for me. I'd pass / fail with flying ((double) rainbow) colors.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

The search thread in Website Discussion has serious potential.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Good Luck Frosty.

 

[McJose]

Thanks everyone. He seems to be responding well to antibiotics, even though we won't actually know what's wrong with him for another 24 hours or so. Some kind of infection seems to be the most likely suspect. His energy seems to be back up, he's eating again, and he hasn't had any of those episodes where he stops breathing and turns blue since last night. Hopefully everything is good, although it's likely he'll be kept for maybe as much as another week. Whatever works.And sorry for dumping this into a thread meant to be about humor. I just felt like I had to, you know?

Keep fightin' the good fight, kid.

 

[Aunt Beru]

I'm a big fan of Thursday nights in general but might be spreading myself too thin this time. I have my son all weekend, so I'm trying to cram as much as possible into tonight. Yesterday I made plans with a girl I met a couple weeks ago. IIRC she was cool and pretty cute. Twenty-something (26 or 27?) blonde. Meeting for beers at 8. She has to be up early in the morning, so it should be fairly brief.Now today I start chatting with a new chick on that iPhone app. We might meet for a minute tonight since she lives in the area I'm headed to, but she has class in the morning. You guys will hate me (more) if this one works out. 5'1" blonde, 22, fit, and really cute. Apparently she likes guys who are much taller and older. I don't want to miss the window of opportunity with the second girl, so I need to figure out how to handle this. Might push the meeting time up to 7:00 for the first one. I already told the second I wouldn't be out until 10 or 10:30. But if the first girl invites me in I'll have a situation. One of those bird in the hand vs two in the bush things. (I'm sure those words could be rearranged somehow if this wasn't someone's daughter.)Also meeting a couple buddies later, so assuming both girls turn in early there will still be some entertainment.Oh and "Student" is planning to break up with her boyfriend tonight and may come by my place if the timing is right. I love Thursdays.

Update?:vicariousboners:

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm a big fan of Thursday nights in general but might be spreading myself too thin this time. I have my son all weekend, so I'm trying to cram as much as possible into tonight.

Yesterday I made plans with a girl I met a couple weeks ago. IIRC she was cool and pretty cute. Twenty-something (26 or 27?) blonde. Meeting for beers at 8. She has to be up early in the morning, so it should be fairly brief.

Now today I start chatting with a new chick on that iPhone app. We might meet for a minute tonight since she lives in the area I'm headed to, but she has class in the morning. You guys will hate me (more) if this one works out. 5'1" blonde, 22, fit, and really cute. Apparently she likes guys who are much taller and older.

I don't want to miss the window of opportunity with the second girl, so I need to figure out how to handle this. Might push the meeting time up to 7:00 for the first one. I already told the second I wouldn't be out until 10 or 10:30. But if the first girl invites me in I'll have a situation. One of those bird in the hand vs two in the bush things. (I'm sure those words could be rearranged somehow if this wasn't someone's daughter.)

Also meeting a couple buddies later, so assuming both girls turn in early there will still be some entertainment.

Oh and "Student" is planning to break up with her boyfriend tonight and may come by my place if the timing is right.

I love Thursdays.

Update?:vicariousboners:

No boners this time.Met the first one at Gingerman at 7:30. Told her I'd need to leave at 9 for a friend's birthday. She's cool, smart, and likes good music (Band of Horses, Dr Dog, Andrew Bird, etc). Unfortunately I don't think I'm that attracted to her. Here's a ridiculously small picture.

At 9 we said our goodbyes without the kiss she seemed to want, and I walked across the street to Idle Rich and date #2.

Second girl is there with her sister and a few other people. She is tiny. I think she might fit in my pocket.

5'1" might be generous. Luckily she's wearing 3 inch heels, which helped a little. And her weight was easily less than the temperature. Her voice is small too, so she's basically like a munchkin. Can we change the meaning of MILF?

Today one of my buddies who met us there described her as "squeaky but nice". He also wants to do things to her sister.

Other than her lack of interest in guys her age, I don't remember exactly what we talked about. All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart. [/swingers]

After a couple hours we were the only ones left, but she was worried about her 8am class. So I walked her to her car. A little kissing happened at that point, and we said goodnight.

Texted third girl, who said she chickened out of dumping the boyfriend. Lame.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Ordered a vuvuzela to bring to my FF live draft this year.

Awesome!

 

[Disco Stu]

Oh yeah, and if it's not obvious... girl 2 is also girl 2 in the poll.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

He also wants to do things to her sister.

Borrow money and not pay her back?

 

[Running with scissors]

I'm a big fan of Thursday nights in general but might be spreading myself too thin this time. I have my son all weekend, so I'm trying to cram as much as possible into tonight.

Yesterday I made plans with a girl I met a couple weeks ago. IIRC she was cool and pretty cute. Twenty-something (26 or 27?) blonde. Meeting for beers at 8. She has to be up early in the morning, so it should be fairly brief.

Now today I start chatting with a new chick on that iPhone app. We might meet for a minute tonight since she lives in the area I'm headed to, but she has class in the morning. You guys will hate me (more) if this one works out. 5'1" blonde, 22, fit, and really cute. Apparently she likes guys who are much taller and older.

I don't want to miss the window of opportunity with the second girl, so I need to figure out how to handle this. Might push the meeting time up to 7:00 for the first one. I already told the second I wouldn't be out until 10 or 10:30. But if the first girl invites me in I'll have a situation. One of those bird in the hand vs two in the bush things. (I'm sure those words could be rearranged somehow if this wasn't someone's daughter.)

Also meeting a couple buddies later, so assuming both girls turn in early there will still be some entertainment.

Oh and "Student" is planning to break up with her boyfriend tonight and may come by my place if the timing is right.

I love Thursdays.

Update?:vicariousboners:

No boners this time.Met the first one at Gingerman at 7:30. Told her I'd need to leave at 9 for a friend's birthday. She's cool, smart, and likes good music (Band of Horses, Dr Dog, Andrew Bird, etc). Unfortunately I don't think I'm that attracted to her. Here's a ridiculously small picture.

At 9 we said our goodbyes without the kiss she seemed to want, and I walked across the street to Idle Rich and date #2.

Second girl is there with her sister and a few other people. She is tiny. I think she might fit in my pocket.

5'1" might be generous. Luckily she's wearing 3 inch heels, which helped a little. And her weight was easily less than the temperature. Her voice is small too, so she's basically like a munchkin. Can we change the meaning of MILF?

Today one of my buddies who met us there described her as "squeaky but nice". He also wants to do things to her sister.

Other than her lack of interest in guys her age, I don't remember exactly what we talked about. All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart. [/swingers]

After a couple hours we were the only ones left, but she was worried about her 8am class. So I walked her to her car. A little kissing happened at that point, and we said goodnight.

Texted third girl, who said she chickened out of dumping the boyfriend. Lame.

Actually... I might hate you now. But mostly because I don't have the midget checkmark anywhere on the horizon.

 

[mr. furley]

I'm a big fan of Thursday nights in general but might be spreading myself too thin this time. I have my son all weekend, so I'm trying to cram as much as possible into tonight. Yesterday I made plans with a girl I met a couple weeks ago. IIRC she was cool and pretty cute. Twenty-something (26 or 27?) blonde. Meeting for beers at 8. She has to be up early in the morning, so it should be fairly brief.Now today I start chatting with a new chick on that iPhone app. We might meet for a minute tonight since she lives in the area I'm headed to, but she has class in the morning. You guys will hate me (more) if this one works out. 5'1" blonde, 22, fit, and really cute. Apparently she likes guys who are much taller and older. I don't want to miss the window of opportunity with the second girl, so I need to figure out how to handle this. Might push the meeting time up to 7:00 for the first one. I already told the second I wouldn't be out until 10 or 10:30. But if the first girl invites me in I'll have a situation. One of those bird in the hand vs two in the bush things. (I'm sure those words could be rearranged somehow if this wasn't someone's daughter.)Also meeting a couple buddies later, so assuming both girls turn in early there will still be some entertainment.Oh and "Student" is planning to break up with her boyfriend tonight and may come by my place if the timing is right. I love Thursdays.

Update?:vicariousboners:

(s)? you have two? :intrigued:

 

[Disco Stu]

He also wants to do things to her sister.

Borrow money and not pay her back?

That and shove her down the stairs.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Running with scissors]

I was going to post this in one of the 187 Burlington Coat Factory mosque threads, but I couldn't face them today. Still need to share however.

Outrage over plans to build a library next to Sarah Palin

PLANS to build a state-of-the-art library next to Republican catastrophe Sarah Palin are causing outrage across mainstream America.

Campaigners have described the project as insensitive and a deliberate act of provocation by people with brains.

The issue is forming a dividing line in advance of November's mid-term congressional elections with candidates being forced to declare whether they have ever been to a library or spoken to someone who has books in their home.

Meanwhile President Obama has caused unease within his own Democratic party by endorsing the library and claiming that not everyone who reads books is responsible for calling Mrs Palin a ####wit nutjob nightmare of a human being.

But Bill McKay, a leading member of the right-wing Teapot movement, said: "Sarah Palin is a hallowed place for Americans who can't read.

"How is she going to feel knowing that every day there are people going inside a building to find things out for themselves and have thoughts, right in the very shadow of her amazing nipples."

He added: "Our founding fathers intended for every building in this country to be a church containing one book, written by Jesus, that would be read out in a strange voice by an orange man in a shiny suit who would also tell you who you were allowed to kill.

"Building a library next to Mrs Palin is like Pearl Harbour. Or 9/11."

And Wayne Hayes, a pig masseur from Coontree, Virginia, said: "I is so angry right now.

"It's like something is on fire right in the middle of my head. Like I've eaten a real hot chilli, but it's gone up my nose tubes rather than down my ### tubes."

He added: "Would these library lovers allow me to set up a stall next to the Smithsonian Museum and start selling DVDs of bible cartoons as long as it was in accordance with local regulations?

"Oh they would? I see. So is that why they're better than me?"

 

[YSR]

There are two of these guys right outside my office. Anyone know what they are? This one is about 4" big and the other is only about 3". Am I going to die?

 

[kevzilla]

There are two of these guys right outside my office. Anyone know what they are? This one is about 4" big and the other is only about 3". Am I going to die?

Yes. But not today.The ones that can kill you are generally more nondescript.

 

[Running with scissors]

It's 2:16 in the afternoon on a Friday and I'm completely checked out*.

I'll just be listening to an interview with Ian Sample for the next 45 or so minutes.

*Actually, that happened about 9:00 AM on Monday, but there's no need to quibble here.

 

[Running with scissors]

Buddy just texted me - apparently I must go to his wife's soccer team party at 5:00. A bevy of 20 something athletic women will be drinking, hopefully until I look good. Thank goodness I'm wearing my lucky underwear. Sadly, I had to wear them inside out today.

 

[Disco Stu]

Oh yeah, and if it's not obvious... girl 2 is also girl 2 in the poll.

Total Votes: 7

Really?

 

[Disco Stu]

Buddy just texted me - apparently I must go to his wife's soccer team party at 5:00. A bevy of 20 something athletic women will be drinking, hopefully until I look good. Thank goodness I'm wearing my lucky underwear. Sadly, I had to wear them inside out today.

Godspeed. Ask if they'd like to blow your vuvuzela.

 

[Running with scissors]

Oh yeah, and if it's not obvious... girl 2 is also girl 2 in the poll.

Total Votes: 7

Really?

Wait, what?