GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[McJose]

Happy Birthday Krista! I hope you get to see an anaconda black mamba!

 

[kevzilla]

Happy Birthday Krista! I hope you get to see an anaconda black mamba!

Is Kobe over there too?

 

[McJose]

My students had 'Reading for Pleasure' time last period and this girl has one of the Twilight books. I told her. "I'm on Team Count Chocula". She didn't know who that was. Kids are stupid.

 

[urbanhack]

I told her. "I'm on Team Count Chocula".

 

[urbanhack]

Anyone getting loaded tonight?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Anyone getting loaded tonight?

I plan on having a perpetual slurred speech buzz for the next 4 days after my 5.5 hour drive tonight. The old lady will not be thrilled.

 

[Sea Ropes]

Anyone getting loaded tonight?

Not sure about the drinking, but I won't be wearing any pants for quite some time.

 

[FFchamps01]

Anyone getting loaded tonight?

Waiting to get out of work and head to Chicago for the weekend. Party tonight. Possibly wake up and get to the Cubs game that I already have tickets for tomorrow afternoon. Party tomorrow.

 

[Thorn]

The story is too long so I'll just give the punch line.

Mom [very upset]: then, he uttered a racial slur.

Me: aw Christ, what did dad say?

Mom: he called her...a..."Mexican"!

Me [mutes phone to laugh because my sister in law is Mexican.]

 

[General Malaise]

5.4 Is it Pee? Foster, A. RB (HOU)

Insanity. No way this guy doesnt finish top 10 RB.

 

[General Malaise]

So a worker who is not here legally called OSHA on you for not getting a raise?? Makes sense to me.

no, she is Mexican-American and legally here. The not legal person is the wife of our truck driver. Confusing, I know.

And this wife of the truck driver is friends with the hot secretary on Facebook? This story involves a hot secretary, pizza and illegal immigrants. I love it. If you can include freeze pops in this, I may ask for an application to work here.

 

[General Malaise]

Taking my family to their very first Oregon Ducks game tomorrow. Won't be loaded, but will enjoy brainwashing my sons on state college.

WINNING!!!

 

[McJose]

Taking my family to their very first Oregon Ducks game tomorrow. Won't be loaded, but will enjoy brainwashing my sons on state college.

WINNING!!!

"Boys, this is how you suckerpunch someone. Tomorrow I'll show you how to boost a laptop. "

 

[the rover]

Bosses just announced that we're closing for 5 days in October and they're taking our whole firm to Hawaii. Awesome, but I think I'd be more excited if I didn't just get back from a 5 day trip to Hawaii that I took on my own dime.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

oh

 

[McJose]

Bosses just announced that we're closing for 5 days in October and they're taking our whole firm to Hawaii. Awesome, but I think I'd be more excited if I didn't just get back from a 5 day trip to Hawaii that I took on my own dime.

Yeah, what a pisser.

 

[the rover]

Bosses just announced that we're closing for 5 days in October and they're taking our whole firm to Hawaii. Awesome, but I think I'd be more excited if I didn't just get back from a 5 day trip to Hawaii that I took on my own dime.

Yeah, what a pisser.

My ingratitude knows no bounds.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

 

[BroadwayG]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

Did it smell like strawberries and butterflies?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

Did it smell like strawberries and butterflies?

It was quite rank. Then she squirmed around in the chair so it would squeak as if the noise would throw me off.

 

[BroadwayG]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

Did it smell like strawberries and butterflies?

It was quite rank. Then she squirmed around in the chair so it would squeak as if the noise would throw me off.

In that case you should have fought fire with fire

 

[Clifton]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

Weird, I've got an 80 minute lined up with "Unique" at 4:30.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

Weird, I've got an 80 minute lined up with "Unique" at 4:30.

This is a legit place. She does everything but my stomach and reproductive region.

 

[McJose]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

This, and my deeply seated and totally irrational psychosis of not having strangers touch me, is why I don't get massages.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

This, and my deeply seated and totally irrational psychosis of not having strangers touch me, is why I don't get massages.

You are missing out. It is right up there with sex.

 

[McJose]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

This, and my deeply seated and totally irrational psychosis of not having strangers touch me, is why I don't get massages.

You are missing out. It is right up there with sex.

You had to beg her for 45 minutes to give you a massage?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

This, and my deeply seated and totally irrational psychosis of not having strangers touch me, is why I don't get massages.

You are missing out. It is right up there with sex.

You had to beg her for 45 minutes to give you a massage?

 

[Disco Stu]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

Did it smell like strawberries and butterflies?

It was quite rank. Then she squirmed around in the chair so it would squeak as if the noise would throw me off.

The masseuse was sitting?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

Did it smell like strawberries and butterflies?

It was quite rank. Then she squirmed around in the chair so it would squeak as if the noise would throw me off.

The masseuse was sitting?

She sat when she did my arms and hands.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

Did it smell like strawberries and butterflies?

It was quite rank. Then she squirmed around in the chair so it would squeak as if the noise would throw me off.

The masseuse was sitting?

on his face

 

[Is it pee?]

5.4 Is it Pee? Foster, A. RB (HOU)

Insanity. No way this guy doesnt finish top 10 RB.

 

[Windmuffin]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

This, and my deeply seated and totally irrational psychosis of not having strangers touch me, is why I don't get massages.

You are missing out. It is right up there with sex.

In fact, sometimes is IS sex.

 

[YSR]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

Did it smell like strawberries and butterflies?

It was quite rank. Then she squirmed around in the chair so it would squeak as if the noise would throw me off.

The masseuse was sitting?

She sat when she did my arms and hands.

lazy

 

[Clifton]

Best massage since the German lady in Vail...good lord.

 

[Billy Costigan Jr]

I just got back from a 1.5 hour massage. The masseuse farted in the middle of the rub down. I didn't care.

This, and my deeply seated and totally irrational psychosis of not having strangers touch me, is why I don't get massages.

You are missing out. It is right up there with sex.

In fact, sometimes is IS sex.

Why does the username Windmuffin remind me of dickmitten?

 

[Radio Free Homer]

This thread is awesome.* Simply wonderful.

*Even more awesome if guru post pics of said hot young racist secretary.

 

[Gadzooks]

This thread is awesome.* Simply wonderful.

*Even more awesome if guru post pics of said hot young racist secretary.

Granted I've been drinking heavily tonight, but after reading the last dozen or so posts, I really want to see the hot young racist secretary fart while giving St. Louis Bob a massage.

 

[That Little Voice]

How much scrilla you pull down a year Clifton?

 

[General Malaise]

How much scrilla you pull down a year Clifton?

I'll guess.$350K?

 

[Clifton]

How much scrilla you pull down a year Clifton?

Honestly, around 150K but I don't work very often, maybe half the year.

 

[Clifton]

Belgian brews, herbs, and Army of Darkness playing across the street in 17 minutes.

 

[Clifton]

How much scrilla you pull down a year Clifton?

Honestly, around 150K but I don't work very often, maybe half the year.

4.5 months

 

[shut it down]

So I started a different job this week. Our offices used to belong to a gynecologist. Hey-ohhhh.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Think I had my best fantasy draft ever last night. Helped that 3 of the guys were on autodraft and 1 of the other guys probably would have been better off if he was on autodraft....but still, it's a $ league.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Woke up like a kid on xmas morning at 6, after going to bed 1. GB football

 

[Angry Beavers]

Cincinnati +3 and ND -10.5

 

[urbanhack]

Cincinnati +3 and ND -10.5

Purdue +11

 

[Radio Free Homer]

I miss gambling.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

BabyGirlMB has now officially moved in. Dear Homer, any post I make from now on that involves my daughter does not include you. Sorry GB.

Not a problem. Plenty of guppies in the sea.

 

[krista4]

Happy Birthday, Krista!

Thank you so much! Very sweet of you. Just checking in; heading home tomorrow night.