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krista4 said:
Since this is the new Shark Pool, I'll mention I have my medium-ish-money draft starting in 1-3/4 hours and am starting my third glass of wine right now, having arrived home about 45 minutes ago. This should be fun.
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Mine tomorrow at 1, at the bar. :banned:
 
shut it down said:
I don't mix any sort of wine.GM> Weeknights are tough. Baby + wife back at work + new job with fairly rough commute. Let me see what I can do.
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Gonna be tough on my end as well. I'm flying in at 7pm and flying out at 6pm the next day. My conference is done by noon, however. My plan is to change into some walking shoes and cruise around my favorite haunts. :popcorn:
 
Happy Birthday Early!

Have a surprise 50th bday party for a GB this evening. Drinks will flow, blood will spill, and if the boys wanna fight you better let 'em.

/Lynott

 
McJose said:
Just got my ticket for B-Town's ultimate social event. 4500 people drinking unlimted beer at an outdoor museum. I know what I'm putting in the mashed potatoes.

•30 of Bakersfield’s most popular restaurants serving unlimited food samples!

•5 stages of simultaneous live music with 17 bands!

•Over 16 acres of fun in 7 distinctly themed areas: Village Lawn; Club VIP (Sponsors Only); Vino Village; La CantinaVille (expanded once again!), Big KahunaVille, our ever popular MicroBrews Alley, and our expanded Village Sports Tent!

•60 breweries with over 100 different brews!•25 Central Coast wineries with 70 plus wines featured in VinoVillage!

•Sure to be a sellout once again!
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Just found out I'm getting in free after buying my ticket last night. I'll sell it to someone at a special FBG discount. Of course you have to pay your own airfare to Bakersfield. Anyone?
 
McJose said:
McJose said:
Just got my ticket for B-Town's ultimate social event. 4500 people drinking unlimted beer at an outdoor museum. I know what I'm putting in the mashed potatoes.

•30 of Bakersfield’s most popular restaurants serving unlimited food samples!

•5 stages of simultaneous live music with 17 bands!

•Over 16 acres of fun in 7 distinctly themed areas: Village Lawn; Club VIP (Sponsors Only); Vino Village; La CantinaVille (expanded once again!), Big KahunaVille, our ever popular MicroBrews Alley, and our expanded Village Sports Tent!

•60 breweries with over 100 different brews!•25 Central Coast wineries with 70 plus wines featured in VinoVillage!

•Sure to be a sellout once again!
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Just found out I'm getting in free after buying my ticket last night. I'll sell it to someone at a special FBG discount. Of course you have to pay your own airfare to Bakersfield. Anyone?
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I would but the Rams are in town tomorrow.
 
Big effort by the Crazy Turtles today. Both squads I coached forced the other team to play a 5th player each half. If I had to guess, we scored 15-20 goals total.

:flex:

And yes, I have turned into a minature Rex Ryan on the sidelines. I can't help myself.

 
General Malaise said:
Big effort by the Crazy Turtles today. Both squads I coached forced the other team to play a 5th player each half. If I had to guess, we scored 15-20 goals total. :flex:And yes, I have turned into a minature Rex Ryan on the sidelines. I can't help myself.
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;) Nice. I bet my son's team could take the Turtles though. When half the crowd is Mexicaned you're going to see some solid fútbol.
 
McJose said:
McJose said:
Just got my ticket for B-Town's ultimate social event. 4500 people drinking unlimted beer at an outdoor museum. I know what I'm putting in the mashed potatoes.

•30 of Bakersfield’s most popular restaurants serving unlimited food samples!

•5 stages of simultaneous live music with 17 bands!

•Over 16 acres of fun in 7 distinctly themed areas: Village Lawn; Club VIP (Sponsors Only); Vino Village; La CantinaVille (expanded once again!), Big KahunaVille, our ever popular MicroBrews Alley, and our expanded Village Sports Tent!

•60 breweries with over 100 different brews!•25 Central Coast wineries with 70 plus wines featured in VinoVillage!

•Sure to be a sellout once again!
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Just found out I'm getting in free after buying my ticket last night. I'll sell it to someone at a special FBG discount. Of course you have to pay your own airfare to Bakersfield. Anyone?
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this is tonight?

IN

 
This is the end of what has been a ####ty week.

Tuesday came home to the sewer backing up in the laundry tub. Spent the night rodding out the line. We have a tree that was planted right over the sewer main by the developer (dumb ###) and 2-3 times a year this happens.

Thursday I get a call from my wife while at work. She is 34 weeks pregnant and had started to get contractions. Rushed home and took her and our daughter to the hospital. They were able to get the contractions to stop, but is now on bedrest for the next 3 weeks, which means I am now the one to do all teh cooking, cleaning, playing with my daughter... all the while trying to get my daughters new bedroom painted and ready for her to move into before baby #2 comes.

Today I wake up at 5 with severe pain in my right ball and groinal area. Can't find a way to lay down that doesn't hurt. Roll around the couch for a few hours and pop some advil. At 9 my wife calls my dad to come and get my daughter since I can't pick anything up, and she is on bedrest. My dad takes me to the hospital and I go sit in the ER for a few hours. After a nurse and a doctor come and fondle my balls they have me go get an untrasound to see if there is anything wrong. That nurse plays with me for 30 minutes, and manages to press in all the areas that cause my body to double over in pain. Turns out I have an infection in one of my tubes so I get a prescription for an antibiotic and some pain pills and go home. To top it all off, they don't even give me a picture of my ball to put on the fridge next to the ultrasound pictures of baby #2.

Hopefully tomorrow will start a week devoid of any issues.

 
I just picked a crippled guy up out of a car and put him in his wheelchair. Then I wheeled him over 3 curbs and into the house.

C'mon karma...

 
UOFI_316 said:
This is the end of what has been a ####ty week.Tuesday came home to the sewer backing up in the laundry tub. Spent the night rodding out the line. We have a tree that was planted right over the sewer main by the developer (dumb ###) and 2-3 times a year this happens.Thursday I get a call from my wife while at work. She is 34 weeks pregnant and had started to get contractions. Rushed home and took her and our daughter to the hospital. They were able to get the contractions to stop, but is now on bedrest for the next 3 weeks, which means I am now the one to do all teh cooking, cleaning, playing with my daughter... all the while trying to get my daughters new bedroom painted and ready for her to move into before baby #2 comes.Today I wake up at 5 with severe pain in my right ball and groinal area. Can't find a way to lay down that doesn't hurt. Roll around the couch for a few hours and pop some advil. At 9 my wife calls my dad to come and get my daughter since I can't pick anything up, and she is on bedrest. My dad takes me to the hospital and I go sit in the ER for a few hours. After a nurse and a doctor come and fondle my balls they have me go get an untrasound to see if there is anything wrong. That nurse plays with me for 30 minutes, and manages to press in all the areas that cause my body to double over in pain. Turns out I have an infection in one of my tubes so I get a prescription for an antibiotic and some pain pills and go home. To top it all off, they don't even give me a picture of my ball to put on the fridge next to the ultrasound pictures of baby #2.Hopefully tomorrow will start a week devoid of any issues.
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Great work with the nurse, but how do you get a tube infection without Thai hookers involved?
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Clifton said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I just picked a crippled guy up out of a car and put him in his wheelchair. Then I wheeled him over 3 curbs and into the house.

C'mon karma...
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We're not really using the word crippled anymore, guy. Highly frowned upon.
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Meh, when I met him 25 years ago, he was a cripple. No disrespect.I'm at a Vegas party. Just lost my 500 at craps in about 5 minutes.
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Five hundy should last you for hours. Dude, find a 10 or 15 dollar table...$500 can last you forever unless #### is cold as hell. Be conservative when it's cold and fire hard on the streaks. I never start with more than 200 or 300 and have won thousands at a sitting while never losing more than the initial investment. And I'm a pretty aggressive player.

 
Radio Free Homer said:
UOFI_316 said:
This is the end of what has been a ####ty week.Tuesday came home to the sewer backing up in the laundry tub. Spent the night rodding out the line. We have a tree that was planted right over the sewer main by the developer (dumb ###) and 2-3 times a year this happens.Thursday I get a call from my wife while at work. She is 34 weeks pregnant and had started to get contractions. Rushed home and took her and our daughter to the hospital. They were able to get the contractions to stop, but is now on bedrest for the next 3 weeks, which means I am now the one to do all teh cooking, cleaning, playing with my daughter... all the while trying to get my daughters new bedroom painted and ready for her to move into before baby #2 comes.Today I wake up at 5 with severe pain in my right ball and groinal area. Can't find a way to lay down that doesn't hurt. Roll around the couch for a few hours and pop some advil. At 9 my wife calls my dad to come and get my daughter since I can't pick anything up, and she is on bedrest. My dad takes me to the hospital and I go sit in the ER for a few hours. After a nurse and a doctor come and fondle my balls they have me go get an untrasound to see if there is anything wrong. That nurse plays with me for 30 minutes, and manages to press in all the areas that cause my body to double over in pain. Turns out I have an infection in one of my tubes so I get a prescription for an antibiotic and some pain pills and go home. To top it all off, they don't even give me a picture of my ball to put on the fridge next to the ultrasound pictures of baby #2.Hopefully tomorrow will start a week devoid of any issues.
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Great work with the nurse, but how do you get a tube infection without Thai hookers involved?
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Unfortunetly none of the nurses would rate on the FBG scale of hotness. I think my right teste does not have an immunity system, a few years ago I had a Staph infection on it.
 
UOFI_316 said:
Radio Free Homer said:
UOFI_316 said:
This is the end of what has been a ####ty week.Tuesday came home to the sewer backing up in the laundry tub. Spent the night rodding out the line. We have a tree that was planted right over the sewer main by the developer (dumb ###) and 2-3 times a year this happens.Thursday I get a call from my wife while at work. She is 34 weeks pregnant and had started to get contractions. Rushed home and took her and our daughter to the hospital. They were able to get the contractions to stop, but is now on bedrest for the next 3 weeks, which means I am now the one to do all teh cooking, cleaning, playing with my daughter... all the while trying to get my daughters new bedroom painted and ready for her to move into before baby #2 comes.Today I wake up at 5 with severe pain in my right ball and groinal area. Can't find a way to lay down that doesn't hurt. Roll around the couch for a few hours and pop some advil. At 9 my wife calls my dad to come and get my daughter since I can't pick anything up, and she is on bedrest. My dad takes me to the hospital and I go sit in the ER for a few hours. After a nurse and a doctor come and fondle my balls they have me go get an untrasound to see if there is anything wrong. That nurse plays with me for 30 minutes, and manages to press in all the areas that cause my body to double over in pain. Turns out I have an infection in one of my tubes so I get a prescription for an antibiotic and some pain pills and go home. To top it all off, they don't even give me a picture of my ball to put on the fridge next to the ultrasound pictures of baby #2.Hopefully tomorrow will start a week devoid of any issues.
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Great work with the nurse, but how do you get a tube infection without Thai hookers involved?
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Unfortunetly none of the nurses would rate on the FBG scale of hotness. I think my right teste does not have an immunity system, a few years ago I had a Staph infection on it.
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Jesus H. Christ that the most awful thing I've ever heard.
 
Radio Free Homer said:
UOFI_316 said:
Radio Free Homer said:
UOFI_316 said:
This is the end of what has been a ####ty week.Tuesday came home to the sewer backing up in the laundry tub. Spent the night rodding out the line. We have a tree that was planted right over the sewer main by the developer (dumb ###) and 2-3 times a year this happens.Thursday I get a call from my wife while at work. She is 34 weeks pregnant and had started to get contractions. Rushed home and took her and our daughter to the hospital. They were able to get the contractions to stop, but is now on bedrest for the next 3 weeks, which means I am now the one to do all teh cooking, cleaning, playing with my daughter... all the while trying to get my daughters new bedroom painted and ready for her to move into before baby #2 comes.Today I wake up at 5 with severe pain in my right ball and groinal area. Can't find a way to lay down that doesn't hurt. Roll around the couch for a few hours and pop some advil. At 9 my wife calls my dad to come and get my daughter since I can't pick anything up, and she is on bedrest. My dad takes me to the hospital and I go sit in the ER for a few hours. After a nurse and a doctor come and fondle my balls they have me go get an untrasound to see if there is anything wrong. That nurse plays with me for 30 minutes, and manages to press in all the areas that cause my body to double over in pain. Turns out I have an infection in one of my tubes so I get a prescription for an antibiotic and some pain pills and go home. To top it all off, they don't even give me a picture of my ball to put on the fridge next to the ultrasound pictures of baby #2.Hopefully tomorrow will start a week devoid of any issues.
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Great work with the nurse, but how do you get a tube infection without Thai hookers involved?
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Unfortunetly none of the nurses would rate on the FBG scale of hotness. I think my right teste does not have an immunity system, a few years ago I had a Staph infection on it.
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Jesus H. Christ that the most awful thing I've ever heard.
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:shrug: Dude, what exactly is it you do with your ####?
 
UOFI_316 said:
Radio Free Homer said:
UOFI_316 said:
This is the end of what has been a ####ty week.Tuesday came home to the sewer backing up in the laundry tub. Spent the night rodding out the line. We have a tree that was planted right over the sewer main by the developer (dumb ###) and 2-3 times a year this happens.Thursday I get a call from my wife while at work. She is 34 weeks pregnant and had started to get contractions. Rushed home and took her and our daughter to the hospital. They were able to get the contractions to stop, but is now on bedrest for the next 3 weeks, which means I am now the one to do all teh cooking, cleaning, playing with my daughter... all the while trying to get my daughters new bedroom painted and ready for her to move into before baby #2 comes.Today I wake up at 5 with severe pain in my right ball and groinal area. Can't find a way to lay down that doesn't hurt. Roll around the couch for a few hours and pop some advil. At 9 my wife calls my dad to come and get my daughter since I can't pick anything up, and she is on bedrest. My dad takes me to the hospital and I go sit in the ER for a few hours. After a nurse and a doctor come and fondle my balls they have me go get an untrasound to see if there is anything wrong. That nurse plays with me for 30 minutes, and manages to press in all the areas that cause my body to double over in pain. Turns out I have an infection in one of my tubes so I get a prescription for an antibiotic and some pain pills and go home. To top it all off, they don't even give me a picture of my ball to put on the fridge next to the ultrasound pictures of baby #2.Hopefully tomorrow will start a week devoid of any issues.
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Great work with the nurse, but how do you get a tube infection without Thai hookers involved?
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Unfortunetly none of the nurses would rate on the FBG scale of hotness. I think my right teste does not have an immunity system, a few years ago I had a Staph infection on it.
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Wow, that's just nuts. :shrug:
 
UOFI_316 said:
Radio Free Homer said:
UOFI_316 said:
This is the end of what has been a ####ty week.Tuesday came home to the sewer backing up in the laundry tub. Spent the night rodding out the line. We have a tree that was planted right over the sewer main by the developer (dumb ###) and 2-3 times a year this happens.Thursday I get a call from my wife while at work. She is 34 weeks pregnant and had started to get contractions. Rushed home and took her and our daughter to the hospital. They were able to get the contractions to stop, but is now on bedrest for the next 3 weeks, which means I am now the one to do all teh cooking, cleaning, playing with my daughter... all the while trying to get my daughters new bedroom painted and ready for her to move into before baby #2 comes.Today I wake up at 5 with severe pain in my right ball and groinal area. Can't find a way to lay down that doesn't hurt. Roll around the couch for a few hours and pop some advil. At 9 my wife calls my dad to come and get my daughter since I can't pick anything up, and she is on bedrest. My dad takes me to the hospital and I go sit in the ER for a few hours. After a nurse and a doctor come and fondle my balls they have me go get an untrasound to see if there is anything wrong. That nurse plays with me for 30 minutes, and manages to press in all the areas that cause my body to double over in pain. Turns out I have an infection in one of my tubes so I get a prescription for an antibiotic and some pain pills and go home. To top it all off, they don't even give me a picture of my ball to put on the fridge next to the ultrasound pictures of baby #2.Hopefully tomorrow will start a week devoid of any issues.
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Great work with the nurse, but how do you get a tube infection without Thai hookers involved?
Click to expand...
Unfortunetly none of the nurses would rate on the FBG scale of hotness. I think my right teste does not have an immunity system, a few years ago I had a Staph infection on it.
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Oh, Jesus....
 
charvik said:
Brady Marino said:
charvik said:
Brady Marino said:
charvik said:
really nothing to get... I am on my 3rd 6-pack, and have started to stare longingly more than once towrads a bottle of Macallan.
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DO IT
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"Liquor before Beer, never fear; Beer before Liquor, never sicker" down?I have a 30th birthday party for some chick tomorrow with a casino theme, and an open bar... That's close to hitting the trifecta... not going to be off my game for that.
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Considering the circumstances, good call. Your liver will thank you, too.
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My what now?
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I think he said your pool filter.
 
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