GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Giant Wooden Badger]

wtf are gadzooks/hjs/et al to pass along some wild weekend stories of debauchery and the such?geez, man,

Perhaps they are all witholding under fear of being judged a cad by Krista.

I still don't understand what that was all about. I meant to footnote it for later, but forgot along with most everything that enters my little brian.

This reminds of all the times in grade school when I'd get Valentines addressed to "Brain".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got back from the MRI and I'm a bit in lust with the technician. Laurie is in her early 30's I would guess, with blond hair, blue bright eyes, a pleasing smile and as cute as a button. She asked me how I was and I told her wonderful since I'm leaving for Vegas on Tuesday. Laurie told me that she was in Tunica gambling with her husband and she "was sober for, well, I was drunk for three straight days". I'm sure she noticed when she inserted me in her tube how it was a snug fit due to my girth. It was a nice touch for her to put my gold chain on for me when I was done too.

 

[kevzilla]

I just got back from the MRI and I'm a bit in lust with the technician. Laurie is in her early 30's I would guess, with blond hair, blue bright eyes, a pleasing smile and as cute as a button. She asked me how I was and I told her wonderful since I'm leaving for Vegas on Tuesday. Laurie told me that she was in Tunica gambling with her husband and she "was sober for, well, I was drunk for three straight days". I'm sure she noticed when she inserted me in her tube how it was a snug fit due to my girth. It was a nice touch for her to put my gold chain on for me when I was done too.

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Yikes, GB. My advice is to go to Vegas and have some fun before your head falls off.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I just got back from the MRI and I'm a bit in lust with the technician. Laurie is in her early 30's I would guess, with blond hair, blue bright eyes, a pleasing smile and as cute as a button. She asked me how I was and I told her wonderful since I'm leaving for Vegas on Tuesday. Laurie told me that she was in Tunica gambling with her husband and she "was sober for, well, I was drunk for three straight days". I'm sure she noticed when she inserted me in her tube how it was a snug fit due to my girth. It was a nice touch for her to put my gold chain on for me when I was done too.

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Yikes, GB. My advice is to go to Vegas and have some fun before your head falls off.I hear they have numbing agents out there. And women (of a certain age) who will provide you with relaxing massage.

 

[Early_10]

School is already closed tomorrow because of Igor.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

School is already closed tomorrow because of Igor.

You seeing anything there yet?

 

[Running with scissors]

(It's mine too.)

####, do we have to wish you a Happy Birthday now too? Couldn't you have gotten this in a little earlier?Happy Birthday too, I guess.

Timely

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Happy birthday to anyone who was ever born.

See you all again next year around this time.

 

[General Malaise]

Sorry. Not trying to be a ####. Just thinking of our GB.

what'd i miss?

 

[McJose]

wtf are gadzooks/hjs/et al to pass along some wild weekend stories of debauchery and the such?geez, man,

Perhaps they are all witholding under fear of being judged a cad by Krista.

I still don't understand what that was all about. I meant to footnote it for later, but forgot along with most everything that enters my little brian.

This reminds of all the times in grade school when I'd get Valentines addressed to "Brain".

 

[General Malaise]

School is already closed tomorrow because of Igor.

Hold on....we're doing hurricanes in cold weather countries now? When the f did that happen?

 

[Tiger Fan]

I don't know why, but gruden holding the mic in a suit reminds me of gm. Cracking awkward smiles, looking like he's up to no good

 

[jplvr]

School is already closed tomorrow because of Igor.

Hold on....we're doing hurricanes in cold weather countries now? When the f did that happen?

You never watched that movie about the dudes on the boat in that storm of perfection?

 

[General Malaise]

School is already closed tomorrow because of Igor.

Hold on....we're doing hurricanes in cold weather countries now? When the f did that happen?

You never watched that movie about the dudes on the boat in that storm of perfection?

Titanic?

 

[Brady Marino]

School is already closed tomorrow because of Igor.

Hold on....we're doing hurricanes in cold weather countries now? When the f did that happen?

You never watched that movie about the dudes on the boat in that storm of perfection?

Early teaches kids on a boat?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yikes, GB. My advice is to go to Vegas and have some fun before your head falls off.

I hear they have numbing agents out there. And women (of a certain age) who will provide you with relaxing massage.

Yeah, my plan is to drink & smoke myself stupid. I should be a real treat by the time I hook up with Red. Hopefully I don't lose all of my money the first day.

 

[mr. furley]

Yeah, my plan is to drink & smoke myself stupid. I should be a real treat by the time I hook up with Red.

flesh this out?

 

[YSR]

Yeah, my plan is to drink & smoke myself stupid. I should be a real treat by the time I hook up with Red.

flesh this out?

I believe that's the plan.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yeah, my plan is to drink & smoke myself stupid. I should be a real treat by the time I hook up with Red.

flesh this out?

I'm going to Vegas tomorrow with Mrs. SLB and some friends. Redman is also going to Vegas tomorrow and we are going to meet up. There was talk of others but I'm not sure if that is going to happen. Tanner was supposed to be there but was a last minute ditch.

 

[YSR]

I think this should transcend gender but I'm not sure (there are some letters to the uterus). All I know is that I have been shaking and crying all afternoon/evening.

:deepbreath:

Teh funny

 

[YSR]

So, YSR, no interesting anecdotes from your flights?Did jack try to smuggle an ax aboard the return flight so the players could chop wood?

Sadly, nothing too fun to report - pretty much business with these guys. Flights were pretty non-eventful. They chartered a Delta 767 and did it right. Flight attendants offering food/drinks just about every 45 minutes, be it a steak and/or chicken entree, a basket of cheese/crackers, fruit, basket of ice cream sandwiches, gum for landing, etc.. We were with the team at all times, but because of the "rules" put forth I never really felt comfortable engaging any of the players.A few things:1.) I am taller than MJD and I am on the short side of 5'6". This was surprising to me for some reason.2.) We had police escorts everywhere - little CHiPs guys zip-zipping up to intersections and making our lives peachy. I've decided I want a police escort for the rest of my life and have tasked the BF with making enough money to allow this.3.) Qualcomm Stadium is pretty neat, if only because it sits in what seems to be the middle of a desert. If you took a panoramic view of the stadium, you would not see any kind of high-rise, skyline, etc. Kind of cool when you consider that the weather in San Diego is always basically 74 and sunny. They did a really cool pre-game show as well, having a local parachuting team fly in and hit targets. The big moment was during the national anthem, when a guy sailed in carrying the flag, and then 4 Hueys flew overhead. While the stadium itself isn't anything all that great, it was a cool pre-game.And then the game started..... :( :X :(Flight home was super quiet, but keep in mind that we were all pretty jet-lagged already from the short turn-around, so even if they had won I'm not sure it would have been any kind of GM's gay kid's pants-off dance-off.And frankly, I didn't see Del Rio get on the plane, nor did I see him on the tarmac this morning. He may have stuck back for 12 hours or so. Don't know. Great trip, just glad I didn't die.

 

[bentley]

Just throwing this out there for K4. I eat lunch every day with a 43 year old chick that I'd really really like to ####. PM me if you have a good idea for how I can make the wife OK with the concept.

 

[McJose]

Yeah, my plan is to drink & smoke myself stupid. I should be a real treat by the time I hook up with Red.

flesh this out?

I'm going to Vegas tomorrow with Mrs. SLB and some friends. Redman is also going to Vegas tomorrow and we are going to meet up. There was talk of others but I'm not sure if that is going to happen. Tanner was supposed to be there but was a last minute ditch.

There were no promises made.

 

[bentley]

Yeah, my plan is to drink & smoke myself stupid. I should be a real treat by the time I hook up with Red.

flesh this out?

I'm going to Vegas tomorrow with Mrs. SLB and some friends. Redman is also going to Vegas tomorrow and we are going to meet up. There was talk of others but I'm not sure if that is going to happen. Tanner was supposed to be there but was a last minute ditch.

There were no promises made.

Word on the street says otherwise.

 

[krista4]

So, YSR, no interesting anecdotes from your flights?Did jack try to smuggle an ax aboard the return flight so the players could chop wood?

Sadly, nothing too fun to report - pretty much business with these guys. Flights were pretty non-eventful. They chartered a Delta 767 and did it right. Flight attendants offering food/drinks just about every 45 minutes, be it a steak and/or chicken entree, a basket of cheese/crackers, fruit, basket of ice cream sandwiches, gum for landing, etc.. We were with the team at all times, but because of the "rules" put forth I never really felt comfortable engaging any of the players.A few things:1.) I am taller than MJD and I am on the short side of 5'6". This was surprising to me for some reason.2.) We had police escorts everywhere - little CHiPs guys zip-zipping up to intersections and making our lives peachy. I've decided I want a police escort for the rest of my life and have tasked the BF with making enough money to allow this.3.) Qualcomm Stadium is pretty neat, if only because it sits in what seems to be the middle of a desert. If you took a panoramic view of the stadium, you would not see any kind of high-rise, skyline, etc. Kind of cool when you consider that the weather in San Diego is always basically 74 and sunny. They did a really cool pre-game show as well, having a local parachuting team fly in and hit targets. The big moment was during the national anthem, when a guy sailed in carrying the flag, and then 4 Hueys flew overhead. While the stadium itself isn't anything all that great, it was a cool pre-game.And then the game started..... :X Flight home was super quiet, but keep in mind that we were all pretty jet-lagged already from the short turn-around, so even if they had won I'm not sure it would have been any kind of GM's gay kid's pants-off dance-off.And frankly, I didn't see Del Rio get on the plane, nor did I see him on the tarmac this morning. He may have stuck back for 12 hours or so. Don't know. Great trip, just glad I didn't die.

Jack Del Rio looks good when wearing a suit on the sidelines.

 

[guru_007]

2.) We had police escorts everywhere - little CHiPs guys zip-zipping up to intersections and making our lives peachy. I've decided I want a police escort for the rest of my life and have tasked the BF with making enough money to allow this.Flight home was super quiet, but keep in mind that we were all pretty jet-lagged already from the short turn-around, so even if they had won I'm not sure it would have been any kind of GM's gay kid's pants-off Great trip, just glad I didn't die.

YSR quickly moving up my charts of posters, right behind gadzooks.Hey, not sure if this was mentioned, but why are you traveling with the jags? you furniture?

 

[krista4]

Just throwing this out there for K4. I eat lunch every day with a 43 year old chick that I'd really really like to ####. PM me if you have a good idea for how I can make the wife OK with the concept.

I think Early might be the better selection for this assignment. Also, is said 43-year-old amenable?

 

[krista4]

SLBob, I received something in the mail today that made me . Do you think I should share it with the masses?

 

[bentley]

Man I love southern belles.

 

[Zach NMN]

Man I love southern belles.

That's a pretty sweet 'stache.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yeah, my plan is to drink & smoke myself stupid. I should be a real treat by the time I hook up with Red.

flesh this out?

I'm going to Vegas tomorrow with Mrs. SLB and some friends. Redman is also going to Vegas tomorrow and we are going to meet up. There was talk of others but I'm not sure if that is going to happen. Tanner was supposed to be there but was a last minute ditch.

There were no promises made.

Field trip down?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLBob, I received something in the mail today that made me . Do you think I should share it with the masses?

Your call.

 

[zoonation]

Man I love southern belles.

 

[YSR]

SLBob, I received something in the mail today that made me . Do you think I should share it with the masses?

Your call.

100% of my household votes 'yes'.And 50% wonders where the love is.

 

[krista4]

SLBob, I received something in the mail today that made me . Do you think I should share it with the masses?

Your call.

Awwww, how sweet.Also a very nice gift included--thank you so much!

(Although I really didn't expect the life-sized versions of Mrs. SLB's sexy pictures, they are certainly appreciated.)

 

[krista4]

SLBob, I received something in the mail today that made me . Do you think I should share it with the masses?

Your call.

100% of my household votes 'yes'.And 50% wonders where the love is.

It was in response to my souvenir for him from South Africa. Which reminds me, I am changing my "what would I win Olympic gold in" answer from parallel parking to packing after fitting, among other things, four hoodies/fleeces, six t-shirts, five purses, eight bottles of wine, and ten vuvuzelas into the same luggage we took with us.

 

[bentley]

SLBob, I received something in the mail today that made me . Do you think I should share it with the masses?

Your call.

100% of my household votes 'yes'.And 50% wonders where the love is.

It was in response to my souvenir for him from South Africa. Which reminds me, I am changing my "what would I win Olympic gold in" answer from parallel parking to packing after fitting, among other things, four hoodies/fleeces, six t-shirts, five purses, eight bottles of wine, and ten vuvuzelas into the same luggage we took with us.

I don't remember having received my vuvuzela. Address must have gotten lost.

 

[kevzilla]

Man I love southern belles.

Please please please tell me that is not the 43-year-old.

 

[krista4]

SLBob, I received something in the mail today that made me . Do you think I should share it with the masses?

:IBTL: Your call.

100% of my household votes 'yes'.And 50% wonders where the love is.

It was in response to my souvenir for him from South Africa. Which reminds me, I am changing my "what would I win Olympic gold in" answer from parallel parking to packing after fitting, among other things, four hoodies/fleeces, six t-shirts, five purses, eight bottles of wine, and ten vuvuzelas into the same luggage we took with us.

I don't remember having received my vuvuzela. Address must have gotten lost.

Hmmm, you are in luck. One vuvuzela is temporarily unclaimed, as it was supposed to be for the boyfriend of a friend, but she is now in the midst of possibly breaking up with him. I think I'm just going to save some biltong to give to him instead, should they stay together.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

:IBTL: Your call.

100% of my household votes 'yes'.And 50% wonders where the love is.

It was in response to my souvenir for him from South Africa. Which reminds me, I am changing my "what would I win Olympic gold in" answer from parallel parking to packing after fitting, among other things, four hoodies/fleeces, six t-shirts, five purses, eight bottles of wine, and ten vuvuzelas into the same luggage we took with us.

I don't remember having received my vuvuzela. Address must have gotten lost.

Hmmm, you are in luck. One vuvuzela is temporarily unclaimed, as it was supposed to be for the boyfriend of a friend, but she is now in the midst of possibly breaking up with him. I think I'm just going to save some biltong to give to him instead, should they stay together.

Wow. You're easy.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't remember having received my bottle of wine. Address must have gotten lost.

 

[krista4]

I don't remember having received my bottle of wine. Address must have gotten lost.

I am easy. Fine, fine, everyone send me an address.

 

[bentley]

I'm tired of this mop.

iChicks and scooby> Please suggest a new 'do for a guy in his mid 30s that still has a full head of hair.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm tired of this mop.

iChicks and scooby> Please suggest a new 'do for a guy in his mid 30s that still has a full head of hair.

:finger: (the innernets is all about makin adjustments, too)

 

[krista4]

I'm tired of this mop.iChicks and scooby> Please suggest a new 'do for a guy in his mid 30s that still has a full head of hair.

You have good hair. Don't mess with it.

 

[YSR]

I can't believe that Alex Smith is going to cost me money.

 

[wilked]

http://www.fanpop.com/spots/justin-bieber/...hairstyle-photo

 

[El Floppo]

I'm teetering on the verge of not good.

 

[krista4]

I'm teetering on the verge of not good.

Wait, what's going on, Floppo?

 

[McJose]

SLBob, I received something in the mail today that made me . Do you think I should share it with the masses?

Your call.

Awwww, how sweet.Also a very nice gift included--thank you so much!

(Although I really didn't expect the life-sized versions of Mrs. SLB's sexy pictures, they are certainly appreciated.)

Good god, man. Your handwriting is worse than mine!