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Had a dream last night I was the TE for Florida. According to the QB, I "made great separation" for a goalline TD catch.

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I will send homemade chocolate chip cookies to the person who can help me stave off this oncoming cold. Thus far today, I've done the following:

Echinacea ~1800mg

Fish Oil - some kind of fancy with with Omegas 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 or something like that

Vitamin D3 - 5,000 IU

I have a lot of stuff that I want to get done around the house this weekend so I really, really don't want to be feeling poorly.

 
YSR said:
I will send homemade chocolate chip cookies to the person who can help me stave off this oncoming cold. Thus far today, I've done the following:Echinacea ~1800mgFish Oil - some kind of fancy with with Omegas 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 or something like thatVitamin D3 - 5,000 IUI have a lot of stuff that I want to get done around the house this weekend so I really, really don't want to be feeling poorly.
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Drink. Drink like you never drank before. Pound water and OJ like crazy.I like chicken Ramen noodles too when I'm sick.
 
YSR said:
I will send homemade chocolate chip cookies to the person who can help me stave off this oncoming cold. Thus far today, I've done the following:Echinacea ~1800mgFish Oil - some kind of fancy with with Omegas 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 or something like thatVitamin D3 - 5,000 IUI have a lot of stuff that I want to get done around the house this weekend so I really, really don't want to be feeling poorly.
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Zinc lozenges every two hours. They taste nasty, but they help.
 
YSR said:
I will send homemade chocolate chip cookies to the person who can help me stave off this oncoming cold. Thus far today, I've done the following:Echinacea ~1800mgFish Oil - some kind of fancy with with Omegas 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 or something like thatVitamin D3 - 5,000 IUI have a lot of stuff that I want to get done around the house this weekend so I really, really don't want to be feeling poorly.
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Hot Toddy and a nap.
 
YSR said:
I will send homemade chocolate chip cookies to the person who can help me stave off this oncoming cold. Thus far today, I've done the following:Echinacea ~1800mgFish Oil - some kind of fancy with with Omegas 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 or something like thatVitamin D3 - 5,000 IUI have a lot of stuff that I want to get done around the house this weekend so I really, really don't want to be feeling poorly.
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My wife the school teacher swears by the Airborne stuff as some anti-cold vitamin shot.
 
YSR said:
I will send homemade chocolate chip cookies to the person who can help me stave off this oncoming cold. Thus far today, I've done the following:Echinacea ~1800mgFish Oil - some kind of fancy with with Omegas 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 or something like thatVitamin D3 - 5,000 IUI have a lot of stuff that I want to get done around the house this weekend so I really, really don't want to be feeling poorly.
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I think I ought to lie down. Wrap a hot towel round your head. Make some soup, then get a nap.
 
Why is this on the 2nd page? Is everything ok with everyone? Is there some national disaster going on that I don't know about? For the love of God, I haven't been tickled by a St.Louis Bob post in days!!!! GM? Hello? Anyone??

If anyone cares, I've sharted twice today.

 
Gadzooks said:
Why is this on the 2nd page? Is everything ok with everyone? Is there some national disaster going on that I don't know about? For the love of God, I haven't been tickled by a St.Louis Bob post in days!!!! GM? Hello? Anyone??If anyone cares, I've sharted twice today.
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Bob is in Vegas. Pretty he's going to have to buy an extra plane ticked for his liver.
 
I'm going to get drunk with some co-workers tonight for our quarterly drunk-fest on the company dime. 2 guys and 6 women (one, maybe two good decent looking ones, no pics). The one wasn't going to go until she heard I would be there. She then came into my office and asked me how many shots I was going to do :goodposting: It should be interesting, but I hope I don't have to listen to their women crap all night.

Luckily I can talk football and power tools and boobies and all that macho stuff with my boss who will be the other male there.

 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
I'm going to get drunk with some co-workers tonight for our quarterly drunk-fest on the company dime. 2 guys and 6 women (one, maybe two good decent looking ones, no pics). The one wasn't going to go until she heard I would be there. She then came into my office and asked me how many shots I was going to do :goodposting: It should be interesting, but I hope I don't have to listen to their women crap all night.
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Don't stand near the ladie's restroom and you should be able to avoid this. Oh, and I look forward to full report of what happens.
 
Gadzooks said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
I'm going to get drunk with some co-workers tonight for our quarterly drunk-fest on the company dime. 2 guys and 6 women (one, maybe two good decent looking ones, no pics). The one wasn't going to go until she heard I would be there. She then came into my office and asked me how many shots I was going to do :goodposting: It should be interesting, but I hope I don't have to listen to their women crap all night.
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Don't stand near the ladie's restroom and you should be able to avoid this. Oh, and I look forward to full report of what happens.
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I'm sure it will be very disappointing.
 
The Duchess said:
Kendall said:
Gadzooks said:
I had this conversation with my son's pre-school teacher yesterday:

teacher: So, your son tells me you guys had fun the other night

Me: :goodposting: Yeah, we always have fun.

Teacher: his exact words we were: "we was laughing and Daddy's pants fell down and I throw'd up on him" [oddly enough, that is a true story]

Me: :goodposting: oh that, I was worried he told you about the midgets and the goats (with a nervous giggle)

Teacher: Is that supposed to be funny? Your ex-wife didn't think it was funny when I told her the story.

Me: (speechless and feeling sick)

Teacher: haha, just kidding, now that was funny.

Me: :unsure: Uh, yeah, hilarious.
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That teacher sounds like a weird person.
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Compared to the pantsless guy with the vomit on him, yeah sure.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Joe Bryant said:
It's excellent. As is the rest of the menu. http://danteskitchen.com/

And for grits, they are the easiest thing in the world to cook and tons of places screw them up badly winding up with dull, flavorless cream of wheat taste with a little corn flavor.

The key is to use real stone ground grits and avoid at all cost anything that says "quick". Grits are not quick.

The second thing is to use little (if any) water when you cook. Cook them in milk. Or better yet, milk and cream. This isn't diet food.

I use whole milk with a little cream and you basically just stand next to the pot and stir for 30 minutes. They're awesome. But they're slow.

J
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My boys don't have soccer games until 11am, so we'll be doing a big breakfast in the morning. Grits are on tap for sure. Now, I went to school in the south, so I've had grits, but I've never cooked them. What do you suggest for cheese and should I add some minced garlic?
 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Gadzooks said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
I'm going to get drunk with some co-workers tonight for our quarterly drunk-fest on the company dime. 2 guys and 6 women (one, maybe two good decent looking ones, no pics). The one wasn't going to go until she heard I would be there. She then came into my office and asked me how many shots I was going to do :lmao: It should be interesting, but I hope I don't have to listen to their women crap all night.
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Don't stand near the ladie's restroom and you should be able to avoid this. Oh, and I look forward to full report of what happens.
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I'm sure it will be very disappointing.
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I'm hoping to hear about a menage-a-trois or perhaps someone does something that leads to termination. I'm almost positive my night will include freeze pops and masturbation (I'm a multi-tasker) So good luck to both of us.

 
YSR said:
I will send homemade chocolate chip cookies to the person who can help me stave off this oncoming cold. Thus far today, I've done the following:Echinacea ~1800mgFish Oil - some kind of fancy with with Omegas 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 or something like thatVitamin D3 - 5,000 IUI have a lot of stuff that I want to get done around the house this weekend so I really, really don't want to be feeling poorly.
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I've never had any minor malaise that wasn't cured by Nyquil. Screw all that fancy smancy new age stuff. Take down double dose of green Nyquil, go to bed early, profit.
 
General Malaise said:
YSR said:
I will send homemade chocolate chip cookies to the person who can help me stave off this oncoming cold. Thus far today, I've done the following:

Echinacea ~1800mg

Fish Oil - some kind of fancy with with Omegas 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 or something like that

Vitamin D3 - 5,000 IU

I have a lot of stuff that I want to get done around the house this weekend so I really, really don't want to be feeling poorly.
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I've never had any minor malaise that wasn't cured by Nyquil. Screw all that fancy smancy new age stuff. Take down double dose of green Nyquil, go to bed early, profit.
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Permission to use "Minor Malaise" as an alias?I could be your sidekick if you ever decide to take over the world. Don't rush to a decision right now, take your time and weigh the pros and cons.

 
Gadzooks said:
Why is this on the 2nd page? Is everything ok with everyone? Is there some national disaster going on that I don't know about? For the love of God, I haven't been tickled by a St.Louis Bob post in days!!!! GM? Hello? Anyone??If anyone cares, I've sharted twice today.
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It felt a little crowded but if you like crowds then....everythings perfect.
 
Gadzooks said:
General Malaise said:
YSR said:
I will send homemade chocolate chip cookies to the person who can help me stave off this oncoming cold. Thus far today, I've done the following:

Echinacea ~1800mg

Fish Oil - some kind of fancy with with Omegas 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 or something like that

Vitamin D3 - 5,000 IU

I have a lot of stuff that I want to get done around the house this weekend so I really, really don't want to be feeling poorly.
Click to expand...
I've never had any minor malaise that wasn't cured by Nyquil. Screw all that fancy smancy new age stuff. Take down double dose of green Nyquil, go to bed early, profit.
Click to expand...
Permission to use "Minor Malaise" as an alias?I could be your sidekick if you ever decide to take over the world. Don't rush to a decision right now, take your time and weigh the pros and cons.
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It's yours, so long as I can carry around "Cadzooks" when we shoot our action/porno movies, a la Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell.
 
General Malaise said:
Gadzooks said:
General Malaise said:
YSR said:
I will send homemade chocolate chip cookies to the person who can help me stave off this oncoming cold. Thus far today, I've done the following:

Echinacea ~1800mg

Fish Oil - some kind of fancy with with Omegas 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 or something like that

Vitamin D3 - 5,000 IU

I have a lot of stuff that I want to get done around the house this weekend so I really, really don't want to be feeling poorly.
Click to expand...
I've never had any minor malaise that wasn't cured by Nyquil. Screw all that fancy smancy new age stuff. Take down double dose of green Nyquil, go to bed early, profit.
Click to expand...
Permission to use "Minor Malaise" as an alias?I could be your sidekick if you ever decide to take over the world. Don't rush to a decision right now, take your time and weigh the pros and cons.
Click to expand...
It's yours, so long as I can carry around "Cadzooks" when we shoot our action/porno movies, a la Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell.
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:shrug: :goodposting: :pickle: The best part is that I'll finally be able to scratch "shoot action/porno movies" off my bucket list.

 
General Malaise said:
Joe Bryant said:
It's excellent. As is the rest of the menu. http://danteskitchen.com/

And for grits, they are the easiest thing in the world to cook and tons of places screw them up badly winding up with dull, flavorless cream of wheat taste with a little corn flavor.

The key is to use real stone ground grits and avoid at all cost anything that says "quick". Grits are not quick.

The second thing is to use little (if any) water when you cook. Cook them in milk. Or better yet, milk and cream. This isn't diet food.

I use whole milk with a little cream and you basically just stand next to the pot and stir for 30 minutes. They're awesome. But they're slow.

J
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My boys don't have soccer games until 11am, so we'll be doing a big breakfast in the morning. Grits are on tap for sure. Now, I went to school in the south, so I've had grits, but I've never cooked them. What do you suggest for cheese and should I add some minced garlic?
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Just follow the instructions on the bag and sub some or all of the water for milk. Add the cheese at the very end and I'd suggest a sharp cheddar. Garlic is always good. Gouda is good, as is parmesan.I'm making feta eggs, sausage, and cheddar cheese grits tomorrow morning.

 
General Malaise said:
Gadzooks said:
General Malaise said:
YSR said:
I will send homemade chocolate chip cookies to the person who can help me stave off this oncoming cold. Thus far today, I've done the following:

Echinacea ~1800mg

Fish Oil - some kind of fancy with with Omegas 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 or something like that

Vitamin D3 - 5,000 IU

I have a lot of stuff that I want to get done around the house this weekend so I really, really don't want to be feeling poorly.
Click to expand...
I've never had any minor malaise that wasn't cured by Nyquil. Screw all that fancy smancy new age stuff. Take down double dose of green Nyquil, go to bed early, profit.
Click to expand...
Permission to use "Minor Malaise" as an alias?I could be your sidekick if you ever decide to take over the world. Don't rush to a decision right now, take your time and weigh the pros and cons.
Click to expand...
It's yours, so long as I can carry around "Cadzooks" when we shoot our action/porno movies, a la Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell.
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We could set-up and internet service where we worked this into our traffic stops.
 
Gadzooks said:
Why is this on the 2nd page? Is everything ok with everyone? Is there some national disaster going on that I don't know about? For the love of God, I haven't been tickled by a St.Louis Bob post in days!!!! GM? Hello? Anyone??If anyone cares, I've sharted twice today.
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Would have been posting more, but my response to you got me a 30 day vacation.
 
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