St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm slightly closer then.I was including the begging foreplay.Lets not get crazy.You break the 3 minute barrier, Quick-Draw?
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mr. furley
Footballguy
desert rose
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I'm need something to make me go quicker. That's not bragging, that's the truth. It's annoying.You break the 3 minute barrier, Quick-Draw?
i've spent the past 20 minutes reading about the chechnya wars because of this post.
Dr. Bronner
Footballguy
Stop thinking about dudes?Did the CBB league ever get off the ground?I'm need something to make me go quicker. That's not bragging, that's the truth. It's annoying.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I looked around and the software is dead. I emailed athlon and they said they aren't doing it this year because it's not financially viable.I did start a Big ten only league with 5 friends. :tardwave:Looks like I'll remain the only champion in the history of :e:/FFA Fantasy college hoops.Stop thinking about dudes?Did the CBB league ever get off the ground?I'm need something to make me go quicker. That's not bragging, that's the truth. It's annoying.
Dr. Bronner
Footballguy
Well, it was fun while it lasted I guess.I looked around and the software is dead. I emailed athlon and they said they aren't doing it this year because it's not financially viable.I did start a Big ten only league with 5 friends. :tardwave:Looks like I'll remain the only champion in the history of :e:/FFA Fantasy college hoops.Stop thinking about dudes?Did the CBB league ever get off the ground?I'm need something to make me go quicker. That's not bragging, that's the truth. It's annoying.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
That it was.I had to edit this three-word post twice. I may need to cut back on the vodka.
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Dr. Bronner
Footballguy
One bad Wednesday, and you can knock steal a title from the superior team. That's why they play the games, I guess.
bentley
Footballguy
I think they make the chichen pot pie somewhere in here.i've spent the past 20 minutes reading about the chechnya wars because of this post.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I see I'm not in the inner circle. MBAKWE ftw?I looked around and the software is dead. I emailed athlon and they said they aren't doing it this year because it's not financially viable.I did start a Big ten only league with 5 friends. :tardwave:Looks like I'll remain the only champion in the history of :e:/FFA Fantasy college hoops.Stop thinking about dudes?Did the CBB league ever get off the ground?I'm need something to make me go quicker. That's not bragging, that's the truth. It's annoying.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
These were real life people. If I had needed internet people you were #2 on the list behind larryboy. Also we had 8 people. Here is the draft, I am NATE:ROUND TEAM POS PLAYER COLLEGE1 MAAS F-C JaJuan Johnson Purdue1 DAWGER G Talor Battle Penn State1 BRANDT F Jared Sullinger Ohio State1 JACIE G Demetri McCamey Illinois1 JAKE F Jon Leuer Wisconsin1 NATE F John Shurna Northwestern1 TRAGER G-F David Lighty Ohio State1 CHAD F Draymond Green Michigan State2 CHAD G E'Twaun Moore Purdue2 TRAGER F-C Ralph Sampson Minnesota2 NATE G William Buford Ohio State2 JAKE G Durrell Summers Michigan State2 JACIE G Kalin Lucas Michigan State2 BRANDT G-F Drew Crawford Northwestern2 DAWGER F Christian Watford Indiana2 MAAS F Jeff Brooks Penn State3 MAAS G Jordan Taylor Wisconsin3 DAWGER G Blake Hoffarber Minnesota3 BRANDT F Mike Davis Illinois3 JACIE F Trevor Mbakwe Minnesota3 JAKE G John Hart Purdue3 NATE G Al Nolen Minnesota3 TRAGER G Eric May Iowa3 CHAD F-C Mike Tisdale Illinois4 CHAD G Darius Morris Michigan 4 TRAGER F-C Dallas Lauderdale Ohio State4 NATE F Delvon Roe Michigan State4 JAKE G Michael Thompson Northwestern4 JACIE G Maurice Creek Indiana4 BRANDT G Tim Hardaway Michigan4 DAWGER G Brandon Paul Illinois4 MAAS G Verdell Jones Indiana5 MAAS F DeShaun Thomas Ohio State5 DAWGER F Rodney Williams Minnesota5 BRANDT G Jon Diebler Ohio State5 JACIE F Jereme Richmond Illinois5 JAKE F Zach McCabe Iowa5 NATE G Matt Gatens Iowa5 TRAGER G DJ Richardson Illinois5 CHAD F Melsahn Basabe Iowa6 CHAD G Josh Gasser Wisconsin6 TRAGER G Lewis Jackson Purdue6 NATE G Zack Novak Michigan6 JAKE G Devoe Joseph Minnesota6 JACIE C Luka Mirkovich Northwestern6 BRANDT F Keaton Nankivil Wisconsin6 DAWGER C Adreian Payne Michigan State6 MAAS G Austin Thornton Michigan State
YSR
Footballguy
How many TEs are you going to take?
jplvr
Footballguy
I'll be booking my tickets to Glendale to stay with bagger over the new years and watch my Tigers win their 3rd national title in 7 years.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Or start.Stop thinking about dudes?I'm need something to make me go quicker. That's not bragging, that's the truth. It's annoying.You break the 3 minute barrier, Quick-Draw?
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Jesus I was day dreaming and not paying attention while walking around the airport and I walked into the ladies roomI noticed pretty quickly and walked out real quick but this guy was laughing his ### off at me as I went into the mens room.
I use the 'day-dreaming' excuse all the time when I get caught in the ladies room. And as far as they know I do day-dream sometimes with my camcorder.
jplvr
Footballguy
My dad and I were eating out one day in the last year or so. He got up and went to the restroom and I decided I'd wash my hands as well. I finished drying my hands and walked out of the restroom, meeting him as he exited the men's room.Jesus I was day dreaming and not paying attention while walking around the airport and I walked into the ladies room
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Insoxicated
Vegas is pretty easy to get around (and surprisingly small). It's suceptible to "peak times" more than most other airports though. I've flown in only a few times but one of which was daprting on Sunday evening after March Madness. Speaking of Madness... That said... people move quickly and efficiently. Security is pretty good. Can't speak to baggage as I never check a bag. It's been the better part of a decade since I've originated / arrived in Dallas so others should speak to it. From what I remember it's big.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Dallas is large but not all that bad to get around IMHO.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
You taking like 4 minutes?I'm need something to make me go quicker. That's not bragging, that's the truth. It's annoying.You break the 3 minute barrier, Quick-Draw?
Did he see you walk into the ladies room?
Dr. Bronner
Footballguy
I've learned that Anne Hathaway gets nude in this upcoming movie. Is this movie going to be legitimately worthwhile, or is it just a namby-pamby romantic comedy? How naked does she get? Should I just watch the .gifs online?
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
Did he see you walk into the ladies room?Jesus I was day dreaming and not paying attention while walking around the airport and I walked into the ladies room
and he stopped to see how long it took me to figure it out
heckmanm
Footballguy
Had a layover there last week. The train (Skylink?) running around the perimeter makes it pretty easy to get from terminal to terminal.Only flew into it as a destination once, about 2 years ago. Don't remember any major problems with bags. Never originated there, so I can't speak to security lines and such.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Getting checked baggage at Vegas is an absolute zoo. Dallas is not bad, but I will say that finding the correct baggage claim is pretty difficult. Probably one of the least user-friendly airports I've been in when it comes to directing arrivals to baggage claim, transportion, etc.[icon] said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I was in Hood River, OR three years ago with my sons, my buddy and his son for what was going to be the first of many "Divorced Dad's Weekends Away". My youngest had just gotten over some sort of nasty stomach bug that I thought, erroneously, had bypassed my oldest. We're at this Hood River pizza joint, having some beers and pizza when I look over and my oldest looks like he's about to boot. Drools coming out of his mouth and he's green as a dollar. So I yank him out of the booth and sprint back to the bathroom, kick open the door and set him down right as he barfs all over the floor. As he's yacking, I'm looking around and notice something odd....the urinal I had used 20 minutes earlier was gone. And what kind of a men's room has flower printed wallpaper on the walls? Oh crap...we're in the Ladies' room. So now, I had to clean up barf all over the floor while simultaneously keeping the door closed with my foot all while trying to comfort a very sick little boy who was terrified that he had just ralphed all over the woman's room. I managed to handle it, get the boys to the hotel where my oldest continued on with his Linda Blair act, puking on the elevator, the bed...me. As if that wasn't bad enough, a raging storm hit and shut down I-84, so there was no going back to Portland for two days. Good times. For some reason, that was the last of our "Divorced Dads Weekends Away"...My dad and I were eating out one day in the last year or so. He got up and went to the restroom and I decided I'd wash my hands as well. I finished drying my hands and walked out of the restroom, meeting him as he exited the men's room.Jesus I was day dreaming and not paying attention while walking around the airport and I walked into the ladies roomI use the 'day-dreaming' excuse all the time when I get caught in the ladies room. And as far as they know I do day-dream sometimes with my camcorder.
Podcast
Footballguy
"20th Century Man"
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
PMs must be down.
YSR
Footballguy
Sorry GB. Mods said they won't allow anymore images in PMs after that last batch.
General Malaise
Footballguy
:( I didn't even know what that last one meant. But i'm flying on 12% of my brain cells right now. Rough rough...rough rough rough....ROUGH weekend.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Went back and got a couple of purple and fruit punch. Unfortunately they were out of lemonade.I was a little down on four loko after the blue one pretty much tasted like ###. But fruit punch is the bomb.
What is this Tuesday? Could end badly...
YSR
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
Drifter
Footballguy
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We're gonna get free ####! 
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
jplvr
Footballguy
I was in Hood River, OR three years ago with my sons, my buddy and his son for what was going to be the first of many "Divorced Dad's Weekends Away". My youngest had just gotten over some sort of nasty stomach bug that I thought, erroneously, had bypassed my oldest. We're at this Hood River pizza joint, having some beers and pizza when I look over and my oldest looks like he's about to boot. Drools coming out of his mouth and he's green as a dollar. So I yank him out of the booth and sprint back to the bathroom, kick open the door and set him down right as he barfs all over the floor. As he's yacking, I'm looking around and notice something odd....the urinal I had used 20 minutes earlier was gone. And what kind of a men's room has flower printed wallpaper on the walls? Oh crap...we're in the Ladies' room. So now, I had to clean up barf all over the floor while simultaneously keeping the door closed with my foot all while trying to comfort a very sick little boy who was terrified that he had just ralphed all over the woman's room. I managed to handle it, get the boys to the hotel where my oldest continued on with his Linda Blair act, puking on the elevator, the bed...me. As if that wasn't bad enough, a raging storm hit and shut down I-84, so there was no going back to Portland for two days. Good times. For some reason, that was the last of our "Divorced Dads Weekends Away"...My dad and I were eating out one day in the last year or so. He got up and went to the restroom and I decided I'd wash my hands as well. I finished drying my hands and walked out of the restroom, meeting him as he exited the men's room.Jesus I was day dreaming and not paying attention while walking around the airport and I walked into the ladies room
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
E-mail I just received from an old friend/college roommate.
Well, well, well gentlemen. It’s that time of year again. And no, I’m not talking about those arbitrary and capricious Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays that we spend acting like we care about our wives and children, all the while pretending that we are good people that care about others. Because we don’t. We are real men. We only care about ourselves and the pleasure that we allow others to bring us. I understand how hard it is for you to go 364 days a year going through the motions of your pathetic lives muttering to yourselves “this was not how I imagined my life would be back in high school”. But all of it is worth it my friends, as our one day to cry out in pain and act like the juvenile cavemen that we are is fast approaching. That’s right, The 6th Annual MAN DAY gala is almost here! So block off Wed. Dec. 29th on your calendars for this years debauchery and tomfoolery. You now have the opportunity to cancel your lame family plans or vacations to do something you will actually enjoy. I will work with many of you over the next few weeks to firm up this year’s itinerary, but let me assure you that The MAN DAY Movement is alive and well and spreading across the globe at a pace I myself could not have even envisioned when we started this elite club of winners (except L.) lo those many years ago. We escaped the paparazzi last year by secretly jaunting off to bask in the warmth of Omaha, and after much consideration regarding this year’s location, the MAN DAY Executive Committee narrowed it down to Turks & Caicos in O’Fallon. Both equally exotic locales, but after much deliberation, we decided to strengthen the core of our base and build upon the O’Fallon frenzy that has taken this great nation by storm. It appears that this year President Obama is busy dealing with other minor issues like the economy, Al Qaeda and other trivial items so he will be unable to fulfill his obligation as this year's keynote speaker as he had originally planned. But never fear, we have an equally distinguished leader to kick-off this year’s festivities. That’s right, Tom K. has agreed to jumpstart this year’s celebration of man-ness with what is assured to be an eloquent and silver-tongued address. I had to put a fat Kodiak dip in while writing this just to temper my excitement! So stay tuned for more details gentlemen. The hookers and strippers are still being lined up, with Destiny and Shadow already confirmed. Be Patient. Stay focused. Just keep faking your love and affection for those around you, as the day you can be yourself and act like the man you were born to be is almost here. Please reply with your acceptance of this invitation and that your manhood is still intact and more information will be distributed shortly. Playas, It’s On!
I've had to miss the first 5 years but I'm actually free this year. Should be interesting.
Well, well, well gentlemen. It’s that time of year again. And no, I’m not talking about those arbitrary and capricious Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays that we spend acting like we care about our wives and children, all the while pretending that we are good people that care about others. Because we don’t. We are real men. We only care about ourselves and the pleasure that we allow others to bring us. I understand how hard it is for you to go 364 days a year going through the motions of your pathetic lives muttering to yourselves “this was not how I imagined my life would be back in high school”. But all of it is worth it my friends, as our one day to cry out in pain and act like the juvenile cavemen that we are is fast approaching. That’s right, The 6th Annual MAN DAY gala is almost here! So block off Wed. Dec. 29th on your calendars for this years debauchery and tomfoolery. You now have the opportunity to cancel your lame family plans or vacations to do something you will actually enjoy. I will work with many of you over the next few weeks to firm up this year’s itinerary, but let me assure you that The MAN DAY Movement is alive and well and spreading across the globe at a pace I myself could not have even envisioned when we started this elite club of winners (except L.) lo those many years ago. We escaped the paparazzi last year by secretly jaunting off to bask in the warmth of Omaha, and after much consideration regarding this year’s location, the MAN DAY Executive Committee narrowed it down to Turks & Caicos in O’Fallon. Both equally exotic locales, but after much deliberation, we decided to strengthen the core of our base and build upon the O’Fallon frenzy that has taken this great nation by storm. It appears that this year President Obama is busy dealing with other minor issues like the economy, Al Qaeda and other trivial items so he will be unable to fulfill his obligation as this year's keynote speaker as he had originally planned. But never fear, we have an equally distinguished leader to kick-off this year’s festivities. That’s right, Tom K. has agreed to jumpstart this year’s celebration of man-ness with what is assured to be an eloquent and silver-tongued address. I had to put a fat Kodiak dip in while writing this just to temper my excitement! So stay tuned for more details gentlemen. The hookers and strippers are still being lined up, with Destiny and Shadow already confirmed. Be Patient. Stay focused. Just keep faking your love and affection for those around you, as the day you can be yourself and act like the man you were born to be is almost here. Please reply with your acceptance of this invitation and that your manhood is still intact and more information will be distributed shortly. Playas, It’s On!
I've had to miss the first 5 years but I'm actually free this year. Should be interesting.
Thorn
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
And
Thorn
Footballguy
On a Wednesday?
bostonfred
Footballguy
TobiasFunke
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure that the internet was invented so that one day people could post gifs of reactions to Oprah giving away stuff.
We're gonna get free ####! 
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I have a hard time picking my favorite. I might have to go with the woman whose eyes roll back in her head.
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