GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[Tremendous Upside]

I've been pet sitting my son's two new hamsters this week. Went to feed them yesterday and discovered one was missing. Just gone. No freaking idea how the little Houdini could have escaped from the cage or where it could possibly be now. Tomorrow should be fun. :(

Do you have a sumpump?If you do, check there, and if you find it, it'll be 2-3 times it's original size.

lol no. I live in an apartment. And no one in Dallas has a basement.

Looks like it's time to hit the pet store for a new hamster

 

[Dr. Bronner]

I've been pet sitting my son's two new hamsters this week. Went to feed them yesterday and discovered one was missing. Just gone. No freaking idea how the little Houdini could have escaped from the cage or where it could possibly be now. Tomorrow should be fun. :(

Do you have a sumpump?If you do, check there, and if you find it, it'll be 2-3 times it's original size.

lol no. I live in an apartment. And no one in Dallas has a basement.

Looks like it's time to hit the pet store for a new hamster

GM, glllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll with OU tonight. I'm rooting for you guys. Not for any other reason than I don't want ESPN/sports radio to have six weeks of non-stop prattling about who should/shouldn't be in the national title game if AU and OU don't hold serve.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

BTW, anyone else fired up for Connecticut potentially being in a BCS bowl game?

link

 

[YSR]

GM, glllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll with OU tonight. I'm rooting for you guys. Not for any other reason than I don't want ESPN/sports radio to have six weeks of non-stop prattling about who should/shouldn't be in the national title game if AU and OU don't hold serve.

We were on the road during the AU/Bama game and whilst trying to find the game, every sports station we turned to had the SAME callers with the SAME question just phrased differently. I'm tired of hearing who "deserves" to be in the game. I'm just ready for an Auburn/Oregon championship game and then all other teams moving up a asterisked slot sometime in the next 18 months.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

BTW, anyone else fired up for Connecticut potentially being in a BCS bowl game?

link

CUSE will likely end up just a game out of a BCS gameMomentum gaining...

 

[Disco Stu]

I've been pet sitting my son's two new hamsters this week. Went to feed them yesterday and discovered one was missing. Just gone. No freaking idea how the little Houdini could have escaped from the cage or where it could possibly be now. Tomorrow should be fun. :(

Do you have a sumpump?If you do, check there, and if you find it, it'll be 2-3 times it's original size.

lol no. I live in an apartment. And no one in Dallas has a basement.

Looks like it's time to hit the pet store for a new hamster

That's what I was thinking but apparently these little ####ers are aggressive if they're not from the same litter.

Roborovski Dwarf Hamsters can live socially with other dwarf hamsters of the same gender if they are raised together from the same litter or introduced at a very young age, and most Roborovskis are very social. It is not recommended to introduce adult hamsters.

Might work. Or might turn into a "two hamsters enter, one hamster leaves" situation.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Do you have a sumpump?If you do, check there, and if you find it, it'll be 2-3 times it's original size.

lol no. I live in an apartment. And no one in Dallas has a basement.

Looks like it's time to hit the pet store for a new hamster

That's what I was thinking but apparently these little ####ers are aggressive if they're not from the same litter.

Roborovski Dwarf Hamsters can live socially with other dwarf hamsters of the same gender if they are raised together from the same litter or introduced at a very young age, and most Roborovskis are very social. It is not recommended to introduce adult hamsters.

Might work. Or might turn into a "two hamsters enter, one hamster leaves" situation.

Looks like it's time to hit the pet store for two new hamsters

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB has been shopping for 12 hours now. I think I might get sick.

 

[YSR]

Mrs. SLB has been shopping for 12 hours now. I think I might get sick.

Or lucky?:endorphins:

 

[shamwow!]

Just got home after working 7 hours on my day off. I may go back in tomorrow

But on the plus side, the old lady called me around 3:00 and said she was going to her parents for the weekend.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB has been shopping for 12 hours now. I think I might get sick.

Or lucky?:endorphins:

Check :mp:.

 

[mr. furley]

pretty sure i just saw GM wearing a coconut bra at the Oregon game

 

[YSR]

We drove 7 hours Wednesday, 3 hours yesterday, 3 hours today, and will have to drive another 6 on Sunday... yet I feel strangely relaxed this Thanksgiving.

So,

 

[kevzilla]

Kracken and Coke Zero for me. And I have some Hersheys Special Dark for later.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

We drove 7 hours Wednesday, 3 hours yesterday, 3 hours today, and will have to drive another 6 on Sunday... yet I feel strangely relaxed this Thanksgiving.So,

Any good hoarder pics?

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

So my girlfriend meets St Louis Bob and then breaks up with me.

We get hammered at a Chicago Cubs game - actually before, around noon. And by hammered, I mean she is completely trashed by 2:00 in the afternoon. Tequila.

So we hang with SLB and his hot wife for a few and then take a cab back to the mile. GF ( a paralegal specializing in immigration) is talking to the cabbie who mentions he's from South Africa and she keeps referring to latinos and South America and gives him her card and he's looking at me in the mirror like 'Didn't I say South Africa?" and I'm nodding like 'Yes you did but she's had 10 tequilas and only weighs 100 pounds".

We get back and despite being almost falling-down drunk she's insisting on going shopping on the mile. Fine, let's go. I start walking towards all the shops (Saks, Nordstrom, etc) and look back and she's staggering off in the opposite direction. Oh Jesus Christ. I follow. She staggers into a Supercuts and proceeds to buy an armload of shampoo and conditioner. Everyone (customers, stylists, receptionist ) is stopped and looking at us. Is this a good deal? Hey, I'm in love, I think it's a GREAT deal sweetheart. I'm just glad we're not in Tiffany's.

We leave, she's not feeling so well, back to the room. We fight, we break up, I cancel the reservations at Ditkas steak house, throw away the tix to Second City, we have the best sex ever. We have the longest Fn drive back to Nashville - appx 500 million miles. I still love Chicago. I still love hot Asians. I still love St Louis Bob. But F tequila.

Bob texts me "Can I post pics or would you rather me not?"

Me: "I'd rather not, thanks"

This all happened late spring / early summer. Bob, if you've still got the pics go ahead and post.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

Norville> I would edit. Even if you circumvent the language filter, JB will send you to the penalty box for taking the Lord's name in vain.

Bob> Post pics plz.

 

[YSR]

So, :(

omg my eyeballs are made of aluminum foil

 

[jplvr]

So,

omg my eyeballs are made of aluminum foil

I don't know what this means, but I have no memory from about halftime of the Bama game through being about halfway home. No, I wasn't driving. Pretty much 5 hours I don't think I want to remember.Tat and I were on the wrong end of that debacle. The masochist in me wants to watch it again.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

So,

omg my eyeballs are made of aluminum foil

I don't know what this means, but I have no memory from about halftime of the Bama game through being about halfway home. No, I wasn't driving. Pretty much 5 hours I don't think I want to remember.Tat and I were on the wrong end of that debacle. The masochist in me wants to watch it again.

The first half was good.

 

[madhatter]

So,

omg my eyeballs are made of aluminum foil

I don't know what this means, but I have no memory from about halftime of the Bama game through being about halfway home. No, I wasn't driving. Pretty much 5 hours I don't think I want to remember.Tat and I were on the wrong end of that debacle. The masochist in me wants to watch it again.

I have it on my dvr, drop by anytime.

 

[YSR]

So,

omg my eyeballs are made of aluminum foil

I don't know what this means, but I have no memory from about halftime of the Bama game through being about halfway home. No, I wasn't driving. Pretty much 5 hours I don't think I want to remember.Tat and I were on the wrong end of that debacle. The masochist in me wants to watch it again.

Correction: my eyeballs feel like they are made of aluminum foil. Need a bloody mary, stat.Truck> yes, hoarding pictures were taken. There is also a new chapter of "creepy dolls positioned in random places throughout the house". Will post soon.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Once again, that sucks GB. She was hot and I thought very cool.I have a pic of you and me & me and her. I thought there was one of the four of us but I don't see it.

I'll post the pic of her in the cat shirt thread.

Looking at these pics, wow was I stoned on top of drunk.

Let me know if you want me to post more.

 

[KGB]

So,

omg my eyeballs are made of aluminum foil

I don't know what this means, but I have no memory from about halftime of the Bama game through being about halfway home. No, I wasn't driving. Pretty much 5 hours I don't think I want to remember.Tat and I were on the wrong end of that debacle. The masochist in me wants to watch it again.

Correction: my eyeballs feel like they are made of aluminum foil. Need a bloody mary, stat.Truck> yes, hoarding pictures were taken. There is also a new chapter of "creepy dolls positioned in random places throughout the house". Will post soon.

 

[Drifter]

Got to spend a couple of all too brief days back in Colorado with the family. I did, however, manage to churn out this year's Christmas card photo.

 

[General Malaise]

GM, glllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll with OU tonight. I'm rooting for you guys. Not for any other reason than I don't want ESPN/sports radio to have six weeks of non-stop prattling about who should/shouldn't be in the national title game if AU and OU don't hold serve.

We were on the road during the AU/Bama game and whilst trying to find the game, every sports station we turned to had the SAME callers with the SAME question just phrased differently. I'm tired of hearing who "deserves" to be in the game. I'm just ready for an Auburn/Oregon championship game and then all other teams moving up a asterisked slot sometime in the next 18 months.

Boise state certainly did their part to tone down the incessant obnoxious sports chatter last night. What. A. GAME!! Damn shame most of the country was asleep for that one. That was incredible. Feel so bad for that BSU kicker. Wish there was a way to give him a giant man hug. Poor dude. Props to Nevada, though. Kaepernick is one hell of a college player and has been fun to watch. Great to see him win his last home game like that. What a thrill.

 

[General Malaise]

Got to spend a couple of all too brief days back in Colorado with the family. I did, however, manage to churn out this year's Christmas card photo.

 

[Drifter]

PSA: Safeway Select Salsa Verde is mui bueno.

 

[mr. furley]

I'll post the pic of her in the cat shirt thread.

Let me know if you want me to post more.

yes

 

[Osaurus]

PSA: Safeway Select Salsa Verde is mui bueno.

Mrs. Renfro's is

 

[Sea Ropes]

Got to spend a couple of all too brief days back in Colorado with the family. I did, however, manage to churn out this year's Christmas card photo.

" I got a brand new pair of rollerskates..."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'll post the pic of her in the cat shirt thread.

Let me know if you want me to post more.

yes

NB & MeThe very hot former Ms. NB

I thought Mrs. SLB took more pics but this is all I can find. Pretty sure NB or the ex has some.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got to spend a couple of all too brief days back in Colorado with the family. I did, however, manage to churn out this year's Christmas card photo.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

It's adorable when the Asianed gets wasted and turns pink.

Unless it immediately precedes them crashing a Zero into the deck of a US aircraft carrier, of course.

 

[mr. furley]

 

[RudiStein]

It's adorable when the Asianed gets wasted and turns pink.Unless it immediately precedes them crashing a Zero into the deck of a US aircraft carrier, of course.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

It's adorable when the Asianed gets wasted and turns pink.Unless it immediately precedes them crashing a Zero into the deck of a US aircraft carrier, of course.

I knew you would enjoy that.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

I think I saw a real-life pimp last night. Superman t-shirt, red leather coat, matching red hat with a feather in it. He also had a menacing air about him, which prevented me from taking any photographs.

This was at the Oaks Card Club in Emeryville, which borders along one of Oakland's worst neighborhoods. Because it's a den of vice and open all night, you get a lot of shady-looking characters hanging out in there. Some scamming for dough, some shooting the ####, some actually playing. It's like the black Mos Eisely.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

borders along one of Oakland's worst neighborhoods.

Jesus, how would you even measure that.

 

[Drifter]

I think I saw a real-life pimp last night. Superman t-shirt, red leather coat, matching red hat with a feather in it. He also had a menacing air about him, which prevented me from taking any photographs.This was at the Oaks Card Club in Emeryville, which borders along one of Oakland's worst neighborhoods. Because it's a den of vice and open all night, you get a lot of shady-looking characters hanging out in there. Some scamming for dough, some shooting the ####, some actually playing. It's like the black Mos Eisely.

I had breakfast with a pimp once at the diner in the El Cortez in Vegas at about 4:30 in the morning.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I think I saw a real-life pimp last night. Superman t-shirt, red leather coat, matching red hat with a feather in it. He also had a menacing air about him, which prevented me from taking any photographs.This was at the Oaks Card Club in Emeryville, which borders along one of Oakland's worst neighborhoods. Because it's a den of vice and open all night, you get a lot of shady-looking characters hanging out in there. Some scamming for dough, some shooting the ####, some actually playing. It's like the black Mos Eisely.

I had breakfast with a pimp once at the diner in the El Cortez in Vegas at about 4:30 in the morning.

What did he eat?

 

[Dr. Bronner]

borders along one of Oakland's worst neighborhoods.

Jesus, how would you even measure that.

http://oakland.crimespotting.org/#zoom=13&...59&types=Mu

 

[RudiStein]

I think I saw a real-life pimp last night. Superman t-shirt, red leather coat, matching red hat with a feather in it. He also had a menacing air about him, which prevented me from taking any photographs.

This was at the Oaks Card Club in Emeryville, which borders along one of Oakland's worst neighborhoods. Because it's a den of vice and open all night, you get a lot of shady-looking characters hanging out in there. Some scamming for dough, some shooting the ####, some actually playing. It's like the black Mos Eisely.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

borders along one of Oakland's worst neighborhoods.

Jesus, how would you even measure that.

http://oakland.crimespotting.org/#zoom=13&...59&types=Mu

Interesting - just murder alone. That little cluster of 5 red dots is where I used to work. I do not miss Oakland.

 

[Dr. Bronner]

borders along one of Oakland's worst neighborhoods.

Jesus, how would you even measure that.

http://oakland.crimespotting.org/#zoom=13&...59&types=Mu

Interesting - just murder alone. That little cluster of 5 red dots is where I used to work. I do not miss Oakland.

I think Z Machine works in that area now. Except for the delicious Mexican food in Fruitvale, there's very little reason to venture into E. Oakland.

 

[SofaKings]

We ate at my parents house at 1:30 this afternoon. And then drank and played euchre until 9. I just got home and cracked a 16oz Miller Lite. Me and the old lady are going to knock back a bottle of peppermint schnapps and play some cribbage.I would be content for the rest of my life with a ton of food, beer and a deck of cards ..and SOMEONE who can play sheepshead

shamwow is St. Louis Bob?

 

[RudiStein]

So glad I started Earl Bennett over Chris Johnson this week.

 

[SofaKings]

So glad I started Earl Bennett over Chris Johnson this week.

no brainer

 

[Dr. Bronner]

So glad I started Earl Bennett over Chris Johnson this week.

You did? Wow, that takes some serious stones.

 

[RudiStein]

So glad I started Earl Bennett over Chris Johnson this week.

You did? Wow, that takes some serious stones.

Big brass ones.