What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

SofaKings said:
shamwow! said:
We ate at my parents house at 1:30 this afternoon. And then drank and played euchre until 9. I just got home and cracked a 16oz Miller Lite. Me and the old lady are going to knock back a bottle of peppermint schnapps and play some cribbage.

I would be content for the rest of my life with a ton of food, beer and a deck of cards :thumbup:

..and SOMEONE who can play sheepshead :thumbup:
Click to expand...
shamwow is St. Louis Bob? :lmao:
Click to expand...
nope
RudiStein said:
Dr. Bronner said:
RudiStein said:
So glad I started Earl Bennett over Chris Johnson this week.
Click to expand...
You did? Wow, that takes some serious stones.
Click to expand...
Big brass ones.
Click to expand...
I fell out of 1st for the first time this year. Thanks for the help, Chris.
 
Dr. Bronner said:
I think I saw a real-life pimp last night. Superman t-shirt, red leather coat, matching red hat with a feather in it. He also had a menacing air about him, which prevented me from taking any photographs.

This was at the Oaks Card Club in Emeryville, which borders along one of Oakland's worst neighborhoods. Because it's a den of vice and open all night, you get a lot of shady-looking characters hanging out in there. Some scamming for dough, some shooting the ####, some actually playing. It's like the black Mos Eisely.
Click to expand...
Oh, crap... :shrug: :pickle: :lmao:
 
This will sound stupid, but WTH.

We watch football every Sunday at a GB's bar. He reserves a table for us and pretty much get our own personal waitress. Yesterday one of my GB's got called in to work and another had to have another Thanksgiving because his family is so big they can only do one side at a time. The cop showed up but was late. The place was a bit busier than usual and our table had some extra capacity. So when Jeremy Maclin's brother came in, he asked to sit with us. No problem. I've met him before, nice guy, but everybody wanted to glad hand him and it just ruined my football watching experience. Then some other guy that was a friend of the owner sits down with us. They wanted to BS and the norm is that the only conversation involves #####ing and moaning or gambling. You could say I make conversation for a living, I don't work Sundays during football. Plus my cousin got some really good smoke and I was quite stoned.

 
General Malaise said:
Dr. Bronner said:
I think I saw a real-life pimp last night. Superman t-shirt, red leather coat, matching red hat with a feather in it. He also had a menacing air about him, which prevented me from taking any photographs.

This was at the Oaks Card Club in Emeryville, which borders along one of Oakland's worst neighborhoods. Because it's a den of vice and open all night, you get a lot of shady-looking characters hanging out in there. Some scamming for dough, some shooting the ####, some actually playing. It's like the black Mos Eisely.
Click to expand...
Oh, crap... :hifive: :lmao: :lmao:
Click to expand...
BTW, I played Omaha-8 for about 3 hours and I was the only Caucasian at the table. Even funnier, the rest of the table was almost split evenly with one side being African-American, and the other side being Asian (mostly Filipino). Blacks have more fun playing cards, teh Asianeds grumble a lot. "ABCD no good."
 
St. Louis Bob said:
This will sound stupid, but WTH.We watch football every Sunday at a GB's bar. He reserves a table for us and pretty much get our own personal waitress. Yesterday one of my GB's got called in to work and another had to have another Thanksgiving because his family is so big they can only do one side at a time. The cop showed up but was late. The place was a bit busier than usual and our table had some extra capacity. So when Jeremy Maclin's brother came in, he asked to sit with us. No problem. I've met him before, nice guy, but everybody wanted to glad hand him and it just ruined my football watching experience. Then some other guy that was a friend of the owner sits down with us. They wanted to BS and the norm is that the only conversation involves #####ing and moaning or gambling. You could say I make conversation for a living, I don't work Sundays during football. Plus my cousin got some really good smoke and I was quite stoned.
Click to expand...
Wish I was friends with the brother of an NFL player. :hifive:This year, I've been watch games with my new buddy Q, who is friend-in-law via Jzilla. We have been going to Buffalo Wildwings because it's close to our house. There are probably 6 or 7 better places to watch the games (Cheerful Tortoise my favorite) but Wildwings is big and clean and, like I said, close enough to our houses to where we can take public transportation home if need be. Yesterday, we were watching the games in our usual spot, when I made mention of the fact that I hated sitting in chairs with no backs and that's when we made the decision to belly up to the bar and sit in chairs with backs. Worst. Mistake. EVER!I ended up sitting next to this 55 year old hispanicy woman in a Peyton Manning jersey. She was on a smoke break when we took up our seats, so I didn't really know what to expect. What came next was the worst, most painful bar experience of my life. Not only did she reek like nicotine and vapor rub, but she owned a voice that could cause avalanches. Now keep in mind that the Indy game wasn't on yet. I can't imagine what it sounds like when Manning is playing. This gal, who was probably pushing 280, would just squeal like Ned Beaty anytime something happened in ANY game that was on. She also took it upon herself to engage with me as if I gave a good damn. I didn't. But she didn't care. My arm is sore from her nudging me to get my attention. She was dumb as dirt and repeated things to me over and over. Finally, I introduced her to my friend Q, got up to take a leak, texted Q that I was leaving and just bolted out of there. Q texted back later "F... YOU!". :lmao:
 
General Malaise said:
Wish I was friends with the brother of an NFL player.
Click to expand...
I wouldn't go that far. More of an acquaintance really. My little sister was married to the son of a former NFL player. I was so excited about the possibilities. Unfortunately he figured out pretty soon after they got married she is crazy. You would think he would have deduced before they got married like the time when I said said "dude, my sister is crazy, don't marry her.

General Malaise said:
Q texted back later "F... YOU!".
Click to expand...
:rolleyes:
 
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
Wish I was friends with the brother of an NFL player.
Click to expand...
I wouldn't go that far. More of an acquaintance really. My little sister was married to the son of a former NFL player. I was so excited about the possibilities. Unfortunately he figured out pretty soon after they got married she is crazy. You would think he would have deduced before they got married like the time when I said said "dude, my sister is crazy, don't marry her.

General Malaise said:
Q texted back later "F... YOU!".
Click to expand...
;)
Click to expand...
I know the son of a former NFL player who actually played D-1 college ball. It's not a big deal.
 
jplvr said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
Wish I was friends with the brother of an NFL player.
Click to expand...
I wouldn't go that far. More of an acquaintance really. My little sister was married to the son of a former NFL player. I was so excited about the possibilities. Unfortunately he figured out pretty soon after they got married she is crazy. You would think he would have deduced before they got married like the time when I said said "dude, my sister is crazy, don't marry her.

General Malaise said:
Q texted back later "F... YOU!".
Click to expand...
;)
Click to expand...
I know the son of a former NFL player who actually played D-1 college ball. It's not a big deal.
Click to expand...
I never said it was. With Maclin sitting at our table you would have thought he was Jerry Rice or something. I think I left about 2 beers after he sat down. It was driving me crazy.ETA

Although, the father of my sister's ex not only played in the Superbowl, he caught a TD in the Superbowl.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
jplvr said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
Wish I was friends with the brother of an NFL player.
Click to expand...
I wouldn't go that far. More of an acquaintance really. My little sister was married to the son of a former NFL player. I was so excited about the possibilities. Unfortunately he figured out pretty soon after they got married she is crazy. You would think he would have deduced before they got married like the time when I said said "dude, my sister is crazy, don't marry her.

General Malaise said:
Q texted back later "F... YOU!".
Click to expand...
:thumbup:
Click to expand...
I know the son of a former NFL player who actually played D-1 college ball. It's not a big deal.
Click to expand...
I think I know that guy. Alabama's Got Talent participant.
 
Mr. Pickles said:
jplvr said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
Wish I was friends with the brother of an NFL player.
Click to expand...
I wouldn't go that far. More of an acquaintance really. My little sister was married to the son of a former NFL player. I was so excited about the possibilities. Unfortunately he figured out pretty soon after they got married she is crazy. You would think he would have deduced before they got married like the time when I said said "dude, my sister is crazy, don't marry her.

General Malaise said:
Q texted back later "F... YOU!".
Click to expand...
:tinfoilhat:
Click to expand...
I know the son of a former NFL player who actually played D-1 college ball. It's not a big deal.
Click to expand...
I think I know that guy. Alabama's Got Talent participant.
Click to expand...
Fooled around and fell in love....
 
St. Louis Bob said:
jplvr said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
Wish I was friends with the brother of an NFL player.
Click to expand...
I wouldn't go that far. More of an acquaintance really. My little sister was married to the son of a former NFL player. I was so excited about the possibilities. Unfortunately he figured out pretty soon after they got married she is crazy. You would think he would have deduced before they got married like the time when I said said "dude, my sister is crazy, don't marry her.

General Malaise said:
Q texted back later "F... YOU!".
Click to expand...
:tinfoilhat:
Click to expand...
I know the son of a former NFL player who actually played D-1 college ball. It's not a big deal.
Click to expand...
I never said it was. With Maclin sitting at our table you would have thought he was Jerry Rice or something. I think I left about 2 beers after he sat down. It was driving me crazy.ETA

Although, the father of my sister's ex not only played in the Superbowl, he caught a TD in the Superbowl.
Click to expand...
Mark Bavaro?
 
Dr. Bronner said:
I think I saw a real-life pimp last night. Superman t-shirt, red leather coat, matching red hat with a feather in it. He also had a menacing air about him, which prevented me from taking any photographs.This was at the Oaks Card Club in Emeryville, which borders along one of Oakland's worst neighborhoods. Because it's a den of vice and open all night, you get a lot of shady-looking characters hanging out in there. Some scamming for dough, some shooting the ####, some actually playing. It's like the black Mos Eisely.
Click to expand...
yeah my kid had a game about 5 blocks south of there 3 weeks ago, the neighborhood is definitely not one to run out of gas in.
 
Mr. Pickles said:
jplvr said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
Wish I was friends with the brother of an NFL player.
Click to expand...
I wouldn't go that far. More of an acquaintance really. My little sister was married to the son of a former NFL player. I was so excited about the possibilities. Unfortunately he figured out pretty soon after they got married she is crazy. You would think he would have deduced before they got married like the time when I said said "dude, my sister is crazy, don't marry her.

General Malaise said:
Q texted back later "F... YOU!".
Click to expand...
:lmao:
Click to expand...
I know the son of a former NFL player who actually played D-1 college ball. It's not a big deal.
Click to expand...
I think I know that guy. Alabama's Got Talent participant.
Click to expand...
Gator can sing? :shrug:
 
jplvr said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
Wish I was friends with the brother of an NFL player.
Click to expand...
I wouldn't go that far. More of an acquaintance really. My little sister was married to the son of a former NFL player. I was so excited about the possibilities. Unfortunately he figured out pretty soon after they got married she is crazy. You would think he would have deduced before they got married like the time when I said said "dude, my sister is crazy, don't marry her.

General Malaise said:
Q texted back later "F... YOU!".
Click to expand...
:lmao:
Click to expand...
I know the son of a former NFL player who actually played D-1 college ball. It's not a big deal.
Click to expand...
I used to coach little league girls softball with a former NFL player.He's a good, fun guy. Never had an attitude and always asked me if he could run any drills.

Cool guy.

 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

General Malaise
GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing
1856 1857 1858
Replies
93K
Views
3M
Cowboysfan8
Cowboysfan8
T
***Official 2014 GMTAN Draft Thread***
34 35 36
Replies
2K
Views
45K
El Floppo
El Floppo
Early_10
***Official*** Seinfeld draft thread
25 26 27
Replies
1K
Views
36K
The Dreaded Marco
The Dreaded Marco

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 28 (members: 0, guests: 28)
Back
Top