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Mrs. SLB got so drunk at ny families Christmas party I had to pretty much carry her from the house. then she said she could walk and fell in th snow where she rolled around giggling.For once I'm not the black squirrel. :thumbsup:
My back is absolutely roached thanks to Mrs. SLB. I'm at home hopped up on Vicodin.
My dumb ### fell down the stairs. I cannot blame being drunk, was a little tired though. Was carrying the youngest kid, i clutched him tightly as i landed on my back and slid down the stairs, he was scared fecesless, but fine, and my back/neck have not been the same since.
Nice save! Hope you feel better. :lmao:
lots of heat and ibuprofen and i am recoveringthe upside is the wife was snoozing on the couch, she went from terrified the kid was hurt to concerned about me and skipped right over mocking me for being a klutz.
 
In order to get married, we had to take this "Foccus Inventory". It's 180 questions of stuff like "I agree with my future spouse with regards to how we will rear our children" You have to answer either Agree-Disagree-Uncertain. Questions cover just about everything from sex, children, religion, finances blah blah blah. At the end we're supposed to discuss our answers to make sure we're on the same page. Then we will meet with another couple and they'll flag some of our answers for us to discuss further. We took the test yesterday and meet with our "Foccus Couple" tomorrow night.

After we were done with it, future Mrs Bronkowitz says "Just so you know, I was honest about the drinking questions." :thumbup:

Would it be wrong to show up to this thing half cocked run for the hills?
Nope, not at all.
 
In order to get married, we had to take this "Foccus Inventory". It's 180 questions of stuff like "I agree with my future spouse with regards to how we will rear our children" You have to answer either Agree-Disagree-Uncertain. Questions cover just about everything from sex, children, religion, finances blah blah blah. At the end we're supposed to discuss our answers to make sure we're on the same page. Then we will meet with another couple and they'll flag some of our answers for us to discuss further. We took the test yesterday and meet with our "Foccus Couple" tomorrow night.After we were done with it, future Mrs Bronkowitz says "Just so you know, I was honest about the drinking questions." :thumbup:Would it be wrong to show up to this thing half cocked?
So these two old ladies from the South go to get their portrait taken at one of those new-fangled photographer studios. After he poses them he goes under the cape thingy. One old lady says to the other "what's he gonna do under thar?". The other says "He's gonna focus". The first lady replies "bofus?"
 
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In order to get married, we had to take this "Foccus Inventory". It's 180 questions of stuff like "I agree with my future spouse with regards to how we will rear our children" You have to answer either Agree-Disagree-Uncertain. Questions cover just about everything from sex, children, religion, finances blah blah blah. At the end we're supposed to discuss our answers to make sure we're on the same page. Then we will meet with another couple and they'll flag some of our answers for us to discuss further. We took the test yesterday and meet with our "Foccus Couple" tomorrow night.

After we were done with it, future Mrs Bronkowitz says "Just so you know, I was honest about the drinking questions." :thumbup:

Would it be wrong to show up to this thing half cocked?
:excited: We had to take one of these too, I know I still have my copy someplace. Being around the block a few times, I lied through my teeth. The priest grade them, looks at me and says "you got a perfect score, you're pretty much perfect". Then he went on to scold Mrs. SLB about things like "why are you so concerned about his gambling and drinking? Is it really that big of a problem? Does he beat you or something?"

That was almost 17 years ago and we still laugh about it. Mrs. SLB still says "oh yeah, I forgot, you're perfect." Pretty hard to disagree with her.

 
Samuel>tell her since you both have agreed to do this anyway, you might as well go to Vegas right now. Hit the drive-thru chapel and proceed to the Elvis/Ann-Margaret suite at the Sahara for debauched honeymooning.

If she agrees, you know you've got the one for you. If not...it might actually be time for a little inventory.

 
In order to get married, we had to take this "Foccus Inventory". It's 180 questions of stuff like "I agree with my future spouse with regards to how we will rear our children" You have to answer either Agree-Disagree-Uncertain. Questions cover just about everything from sex, children, religion, finances blah blah blah. At the end we're supposed to discuss our answers to make sure we're on the same page. Then we will meet with another couple and they'll flag some of our answers for us to discuss further. We took the test yesterday and meet with our "Foccus Couple" tomorrow night.After we were done with it, future Mrs Bronkowitz says "Just so you know, I was honest about the drinking questions." :(Would it be wrong to show up to this thing half cocked?
you should have said"Well had I known you were going to do that I would have been honest about the sex questions."
 
In order to get married, we had to take this "Foccus Inventory".
When I meet with couples to discuss their ceremony sometimes they'll ask "Umm...you're not going to make us do counseling or anything right?" I explain to them that that typically happens when people get married in a church etc. I'm still waiting for the day when I meet a cool enough couple so that I can tell them "Nah. I figure if you've come this far you might as well just do it. That would be like having a guy who is about to jump off of a bridge fill out a survey to see if that is the right bridge to jump off of."
 
I'm starting to seriously worry I might be an alcoholic. Time to take a long, long break. If I can.
:thumbdown: I was actually thinking about this earlier today. I'm considering stopping "for good" in 2011 and even having my live-in boyfriend in on it so he can keep me accountable

My favorite uncle went to rehab about 18 months ago and we were all somewhat shocked but ultimately proud of him. When he got out, he became somewhat of an ambassador for this place. Again, so proud.

Over Thanksgiving I learned that not only has he fallen off the wagon, he has moved out of his house. They are not getting divorced, they just don't live together. They go on dates on Wednesday and Saturday nights and church together on Sunday. The other time, he spends drinking. She doesn't want to be around him while he drinks. He doesn't want to be dangerous, so he drinks at home. The whole thing makes me sad.

But ultimately, I've known that the disease is real and in my family, and this was more of a wakeup call than anything else has ever been. I've never really had it affect anyone I know physically, but now that someone I love dearly is experiencing its effects on his marriage.... well, that gives me pause. I am, for the first time ever, in a healthy relationship and if I need to head this disease off at the pass in order to maintain it, then so be it.

 
Your'e a chick, YSR? Wow, must've forgot. Hey, can you send me that J.J. Grey you were talking about? Remember?
I do remember. I owe you and GM. The reason I haven't sent it, thus far, is because I spend moost of my time on a Mac and I am still a n00b on a lot of things. Once I get the files uploaded, would you prefer CD mailed or link sent?
 
I'm starting to seriously worry I might be an alcoholic. Time to take a long, long break. If I can.
:rolleyes: I was actually thinking about this earlier today. I'm considering stopping "for good" in 2011 and even having my live-in boyfriend in on it so he can keep me accountable

My favorite uncle went to rehab about 18 months ago and we were all somewhat shocked but ultimately proud of him. When he got out, he became somewhat of an ambassador for this place. Again, so proud.

Over Thanksgiving I learned that not only has he fallen off the wagon, he has moved out of his house. They are not getting divorced, they just don't live together. They go on dates on Wednesday and Saturday nights and church together on Sunday. The other time, he spends drinking. She doesn't want to be around him while he drinks. He doesn't want to be dangerous, so he drinks at home. The whole thing makes me sad.

But ultimately, I've known that the disease is real and in my family, and this was more of a wakeup call than anything else has ever been. I've never really had it affect anyone I know physically, but now that someone I love dearly is experiencing its effects on his marriage.... well, that gives me pause. I am, for the first time ever, in a healthy relationship and if I need to head this disease off at the pass in order to maintain it, then so be it.
I hear you.And by not drinking, I mean not drinking at all.

I'm also doing this for sure.

 
In a somewhat related note, Mrs. SLB signed us up for a half marathon (walking) in April. I need to raise a grand for a50 mile walk for MS in June. The chick to the right waving is our friend that was diagnosed with MS about 10 years ago.

Should I add something in my sig for donations or is that lame?

 
General Malaise said:
:lmao: at that whole exchange
I didn't realize you were in Portland, Maine. We go to Maine every 4 years and will be there summer of 2013. Assuming we're both still alive, we should cornhole. :o
Every four years? Do we host some sort of albino olympics that I am not aware of?
:lmao: spittake
As backstory: Yesterday, in the midst of my misery at the Titans/Jags game, I texted Thorn a couple of things. His last text back to me, upon my informing him that I was safe in the Club Level seats, was "Thank god. You wouldn't catch me at a game when it was snowing that's for #### sure."A little earlier today, I texted him saying how proud he must be (based on the :lmao:s he's gotten today). His reponse:"About snow games? :lmao: "I texted back, "in a way, yes"
 
Your'e a chick, YSR? Wow, must've forgot. Hey, can you send me that J.J. Grey you were talking about? Remember?
I do remember. I owe you and GM. The reason I haven't sent it, thus far, is because I spend moost of my time on a Mac and I am still a n00b on a lot of things. Once I get the files uploaded, would you prefer CD mailed or link sent?
I guess a CD, I don't know, whatever's easier. I'm Mac too, if that helps. But don't sweat it, I was trying to lighten up your Monday blues a little.
 
In a somewhat related note, Mrs. SLB signed us up for a half marathon (walking) in April. I need to raise a grand for a50 mile walk for MS in June. The chick to the right waving is our friend that was diagnosed with MS about 10 years ago.

Should I add something in my sig for donations or is that lame?
I did this two years ago for Leukemia. Great cause. I'm willing to pitch in when you are all set up. :banned:
 
Your'e a chick, YSR? Wow, must've forgot. Hey, can you send me that J.J. Grey you were talking about? Remember?
I do remember. I owe you and GM. The reason I haven't sent it, thus far, is because I spend moost of my time on a Mac and I am still a n00b on a lot of things. Once I get the files uploaded, would you prefer CD mailed or link sent?
I guess a CD, I don't know, whatever's easier. I'm Mac too, if that helps. But don't sweat it, I was trying to lighten up your Monday blues a little.
I was listening to Lochloosa (sp?) last night.
 
Your'e a chick, YSR? Wow, must've forgot. Hey, can you send me that J.J. Grey you were talking about? Remember?
I do remember. I owe you and GM. The reason I haven't sent it, thus far, is because I spend moost of my time on a Mac and I am still a n00b on a lot of things. Once I get the files uploaded, would you prefer CD mailed or link sent?
I guess a CD, I don't know, whatever's easier. I'm Mac too, if that helps. But don't sweat it, I was trying to lighten up your Monday blues a little.
I was listening to Lochloosa (sp?) last night.
Have you listened to the Deerhunter album yet? It's my favorite of the year.
 
Your'e a chick, YSR? Wow, must've forgot. Hey, can you send me that J.J. Grey you were talking about? Remember?
I do remember. I owe you and GM. The reason I haven't sent it, thus far, is because I spend moost of my time on a Mac and I am still a n00b on a lot of things. Once I get the files uploaded, would you prefer CD mailed or link sent?
I guess a CD, I don't know, whatever's easier. I'm Mac too, if that helps. But don't sweat it, I was trying to lighten up your Monday blues a little.
I was listening to Lochloosa (sp?) last night.
Have you listened to the Deerhunter album yet? It's my favorite of the year.
SLBD and GM (and rover too) - tell me what you have and what you don't - that way I don't bombard you with 5 albums. :lmao:
 
Your'e a chick, YSR? Wow, must've forgot. Hey, can you send me that J.J. Grey you were talking about? Remember?
I do remember. I owe you and GM. The reason I haven't sent it, thus far, is because I spend moost of my time on a Mac and I am still a n00b on a lot of things. Once I get the files uploaded, would you prefer CD mailed or link sent?
I guess a CD, I don't know, whatever's easier. I'm Mac too, if that helps. But don't sweat it, I was trying to lighten up your Monday blues a little.
I was listening to Lochloosa (sp?) last night.
Have you listened to the Deerhunter album yet? It's my favorite of the year.
I burned it to a CD and put it in my car this morning. Will be listening to it in about 40 minutes. :lmao:
 
Your'e a chick, YSR? Wow, must've forgot. Hey, can you send me that J.J. Grey you were talking about? Remember?
I do remember. I owe you and GM. The reason I haven't sent it, thus far, is because I spend moost of my time on a Mac and I am still a n00b on a lot of things. Once I get the files uploaded, would you prefer CD mailed or link sent?
I guess a CD, I don't know, whatever's easier. I'm Mac too, if that helps. But don't sweat it, I was trying to lighten up your Monday blues a little.
I was listening to Lochloosa (sp?) last night.
Have you listened to the Deerhunter album yet? It's my favorite of the year.
I burned it to a CD and put it in my car this morning. Will be listening to it in about 40 minutes. :lmao:
 
this thread has taken an absolute fabulous turn for the lousy.

WTF

This is supposed to be the happy, jovial thread, a sanctuary from the mundane and a break from the doldrums.

I come in here and what do I get?

Frosty and SLB quitting booze. And YSR, and GM for that matter, wtf

Illnesses up and down the board.

fml

I'm about to quit the ffa forever if this is all I have to look forward to now.

 
this thread has taken an absolute fabulous turn for the lousy.WTFThis is supposed to be the happy, jovial thread, a sanctuary from the mundane and a break from the doldrums.I come in here and what do I get?Frosty and SLB quitting booze. And YSR, and GM for that matter, wtfIllnesses up and down the board.fmlI'm about to quit the ffa forever if this is all I have to look forward to now.
I'll try to pick up the slack. At least with regard to drinking.
 
this thread has taken an absolute fabulous turn for the lousy.WTFThis is supposed to be the happy, jovial thread, a sanctuary from the mundane and a break from the doldrums.I come in here and what do I get?Frosty and SLB quitting booze. And YSR, and GM for that matter, wtfIllnesses up and down the board.fmlI'm about to quit the ffa forever if this is all I have to look forward to now.
I'm still boozing! :D I just stopped buying beer for the house. It's nothing but brown water now. Trying to get back into shape.
 
this thread has taken an absolute fabulous turn for the lousy.WTFThis is supposed to be the happy, jovial thread, a sanctuary from the mundane and a break from the doldrums.I come in here and what do I get?Frosty and SLB quitting booze. And YSR, and GM for that matter, wtfIllnesses up and down the board.fmlI'm about to quit the ffa forever if this is all I have to look forward to now.
I'll try to pick up the slack. At least with regard to drinking.
:D my man.
 
Yeah, sorry. I thought about the whole downer factor after I posted (I actually meant to hit "Preview Post" but missed and then just figured I'd let it ride).

Please be assured that I will not be quitting alcohol until the New Year (if then) and will, in fact, be ramping up teh booze while in the holiday spirit.

Also, I'll be having a Hoarder Christmas where BF and I will get all kinds of neat knick-knacks that we will never use in our house.

Finally, I think that life has some seriously good things in store for me in the next, say, 10 days. :D

 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
In order to get married, we had to take this "Foccus Inventory". It's 180 questions of stuff like "I agree with my future spouse with regards to how we will rear our children" You have to answer either Agree-Disagree-Uncertain. Questions cover just about everything from sex, children, religion, finances blah blah blah. At the end we're supposed to discuss our answers to make sure we're on the same page. Then we will meet with another couple and they'll flag some of our answers for us to discuss further. We took the test yesterday and meet with our "Foccus Couple" tomorrow night.After we were done with it, future Mrs Bronkowitz says "Just so you know, I was honest about the drinking questions." ;) Would it be wrong to show up to this thing half cocked?
We did this 14 years ago when we got married as part of the Catholic Marriage course. All of our answers matched perfectly, I did both sheets...mine is explained answer and his in short answer that basically said "what she said".
 
gollum said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
In order to get married, we had to take this "Foccus Inventory". It's 180 questions of stuff like "I agree with my future spouse with regards to how we will rear our children" You have to answer either Agree-Disagree-Uncertain. Questions cover just about everything from sex, children, religion, finances blah blah blah. At the end we're supposed to discuss our answers to make sure we're on the same page. Then we will meet with another couple and they'll flag some of our answers for us to discuss further. We took the test yesterday and meet with our "Foccus Couple" tomorrow night.After we were done with it, future Mrs Bronkowitz says "Just so you know, I was honest about the drinking questions." :bs: Would it be wrong to show up to this thing half cocked?
you should have said"Well had I known you were going to do that I would have been honest about the sex questions."
;) :bag:
 
I did this two years ago for Leukemia. Great cause. I'm willing to pitch in when you are all set up. ;)
:bs:
this thread has taken an absolute fabulous turn for the lousy.WTFThis is supposed to be the happy, jovial thread, a sanctuary from the mundane and a break from the doldrums.I come in here and what do I get?Frosty and SLB quitting booze. And YSR, and GM for that matter, wtfIllnesses up and down the board.fmlI'm about to quit the ffa forever if this is all I have to look forward to now.
I'm not quitting altogether, just slowing down.
 
Speaking of no will power, today might be a Jack In The Box day. Been several months since I've stopped off for a tasty Sourdough Jack...that all changes in 10 minutes. God I love those things.

 
I'm starting to seriously worry I might be an alcoholic. Time to take a long, long break. If I can.
:lmao: I was actually thinking about this earlier today. I'm considering stopping "for good" in 2011 and even having my live-in boyfriend in on it so he can keep me accountable

My favorite uncle went to rehab about 18 months ago and we were all somewhat shocked but ultimately proud of him. When he got out, he became somewhat of an ambassador for this place. Again, so proud.

Over Thanksgiving I learned that not only has he fallen off the wagon, he has moved out of his house. They are not getting divorced, they just don't live together. They go on dates on Wednesday and Saturday nights and church together on Sunday. The other time, he spends drinking. She doesn't want to be around him while he drinks. He doesn't want to be dangerous, so he drinks at home. The whole thing makes me sad.

But ultimately, I've known that the disease is real and in my family, and this was more of a wakeup call than anything else has ever been. I've never really had it affect anyone I know physically, but now that someone I love dearly is experiencing its effects on his marriage.... well, that gives me pause. I am, for the first time ever, in a healthy relationship and if I need to head this disease off at the pass in order to maintain it, then so be it.
I know more alcoholics than I have cousins. Irish heritage at it's best. I'm not comfortable drinking for that very reason. My maternal grandparents were raging alcoholics, oh the stories...And hubbys grandfathers both had their decades of drunkenness. It's easier to quit before you NEED to.
 
We went to dinner and a show on Saturday evening in North Beach, which is a neighborhood of SF that has quite a few Italian restaurants, adult establishments, and bars. What we didn't realize was that we were running headlong into a "Santa Pub Crawl" that had already been going on for six hours, leading to hundreds of drunken slobs dressed up like Santa (some hotties, some :lmao: ) clogging the streets of North Beach. I've never felt so old/disgusted.

 
I'm starting to seriously worry I might be an alcoholic. Time to take a long, long break. If I can.
:lmao: I was actually thinking about this earlier today. I'm considering stopping "for good" in 2011 and even having my live-in boyfriend in on it so he can keep me accountable

My favorite uncle went to rehab about 18 months ago and we were all somewhat shocked but ultimately proud of him. When he got out, he became somewhat of an ambassador for this place. Again, so proud.

Over Thanksgiving I learned that not only has he fallen off the wagon, he has moved out of his house. They are not getting divorced, they just don't live together. They go on dates on Wednesday and Saturday nights and church together on Sunday. The other time, he spends drinking. She doesn't want to be around him while he drinks. He doesn't want to be dangerous, so he drinks at home. The whole thing makes me sad.

But ultimately, I've known that the disease is real and in my family, and this was more of a wakeup call than anything else has ever been. I've never really had it affect anyone I know physically, but now that someone I love dearly is experiencing its effects on his marriage.... well, that gives me pause. I am, for the first time ever, in a healthy relationship and if I need to head this disease off at the pass in order to maintain it, then so be it.
I know more alcoholics than I have cousins. Irish heritage at it's best. I'm not comfortable drinking for that very reason. My maternal grandparents were raging alcoholics, oh the stories...And hubbys grandfathers both had their decades of drunkenness. It's easier to quit before you NEED to.
Where is your sense of tradition and cultural pride? This is like an Italian claiming he's going to stop talking with his hands.
 
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this thread has taken an absolute fabulous turn for the lousy.

WTF

This is supposed to be the happy, jovial thread, a sanctuary from the mundane and a break from the doldrums.

I come in here and what do I get?

Frosty and SLB quitting booze. And YSR, and GM for that matter, wtf

Illnesses up and down the board.

fml

I'm about to quit the ffa forever if this is all I have to look forward to now.
 
I'm starting to seriously worry I might be an alcoholic. Time to take a long, long break. If I can.
:lmao: I was actually thinking about this earlier today. I'm considering stopping "for good" in 2011 and even having my live-in boyfriend in on it so he can keep me accountable

My favorite uncle went to rehab about 18 months ago and we were all somewhat shocked but ultimately proud of him. When he got out, he became somewhat of an ambassador for this place. Again, so proud.

Over Thanksgiving I learned that not only has he fallen off the wagon, he has moved out of his house. They are not getting divorced, they just don't live together. They go on dates on Wednesday and Saturday nights and church together on Sunday. The other time, he spends drinking. She doesn't want to be around him while he drinks. He doesn't want to be dangerous, so he drinks at home. The whole thing makes me sad.

But ultimately, I've known that the disease is real and in my family, and this was more of a wakeup call than anything else has ever been. I've never really had it affect anyone I know physically, but now that someone I love dearly is experiencing its effects on his marriage.... well, that gives me pause. I am, for the first time ever, in a healthy relationship and if I need to head this disease off at the pass in order to maintain it, then so be it.
I know more alcoholics than I have cousins. Irish heritage at it's best. I'm not comfortable drinking for that very reason. My maternal grandparents were raging alcoholics, oh the stories...And hubbys grandfathers both had their decades of drunkenness. It's easier to quit before you NEED to.
Where is your sense of tradition and cultural pride? This is like an Italian claiming he's going to stop talking with his hands.
My grandmother would be so disappointed in me. She kept a 40 in the hamper. :lmao:
 
We went to dinner and a show on Saturday evening in North Beach, which is a neighborhood of SF that has quite a few Italian restaurants, adult establishments, and bars. What we didn't realize was that we were running headlong into a "Santa Pub Crawl" that had already been going on for six hours, leading to hundreds of drunken slobs dressed up like Santa (some hotties, some :lmao: ) clogging the streets of North Beach. I've never felt so old/disgusted.
GD I love(d) North Beach. You go to Vesuvio?
 
We went to dinner and a show on Saturday evening in North Beach, which is a neighborhood of SF that has quite a few Italian restaurants, adult establishments, and bars. What we didn't realize was that we were running headlong into a "Santa Pub Crawl" that had already been going on for six hours, leading to hundreds of drunken slobs dressed up like Santa (some hotties, some :porked: ) clogging the streets of North Beach. I've never felt so old/disgusted.
GD I love(d) North Beach. You go to Vesuvio?
We went here and then saw
 
Oh yeah, I found out this weekend my step-great grandfather (my great grandfather died at 34) was friends with Charles Lindbergh and on two different occasions killed a man breaking into their home.

 

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