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GM's thread about nothing (7 Viewers)

YSR said:
Thanks, everyone, for the kind words. Other than a few phone calls, we have been trying to keep a low profile this weekend before the madness of whatever is next starts. Apparently, no such luck, as I've heard from my brother that he spotted an Emily Post etiquette book out on the table when he went to my parents' for New Year's Day lunch - and my dad emailed tonight that I need to beware that my mom has already gotten started with florists, reception sites, etc.

I'm the first of their children to get married (and at 33, I'm the youngest), so she's happier than ever. Our ideas of weddings fall on opposite ends of the spectrum (she envisions 300 people, I would be fine going to a Justice of the Peace), so the next few months should be interesting.

All the same, thanks again, thanks for being my iFriends, and I hope you've all had a wonderful start to 2011. :lmao:
IMO Make it your wedding. Maybe not the JOP, but if you want "comfortable" and she wants extravagant, take charge. congrats and GL
 
I go to my local Valero station to air up my tires, it's free there.

Me: Can you turn on the air for me?

Girl behind counter: Oh, it's not free anymore, it's 75 cents. But part of the money is donated to charity.

Me: How much is air if I don't want to donate to charity?

Girl: :lmao:

Me: Never mind, just ring me up for the Loca Moca.

 
YSR said:
Our ideas of weddings fall on opposite ends of the spectrum (she envisions 300 people, I would be fine going to a Justice of the Peace), so the next few months should be interesting.
Whatever you do, please stream it live in this thread and have GM's mother make the toast.
 
the rover said:
There's some security protocol in place in case Pac-10 SuperFan ever starts posting here, right? Self-destruct mode?
Someone noted that the 'official wagering thread' folks use complete silent treatment with wild success. No recipie responses, no nothing. To me that makes good good sense.
 
Had the best Bloody Marys in my life New Year's morning

Tried McClure's Bloody Mary Mix on a recommendation from one of the workers at Murray's Cheese in the village

It was awesome

Definitely had a kick to it, but was almost perfectly balanced between salty, spicy and a hint of sweetness from the tomato

RIYL: awesomeness

 
Had the best Bloody Marys in my life New Year's morning

Tried McClure's Bloody Mary Mix on a recommendation from one of the workers at Murray's Cheese in the village

It was awesome

Definitely had a kick to it, but was almost perfectly balanced between salty, spicy and a hint of sweetness from the tomato

RIYL: awesomeness
Have you had Zing Zang? I used to mix my own after a couple of lessons from Scupper and I scoffed at mixes. I use Zing Zang now and I haven't mixed my own in a couple of years. There's also a dry mix called Dimitri's (?sp) which I hear is awesome, just add V-8.Also, pickled okra is my new #1 garnish for a Bloody Mary.

 
I almost killed 6 turkeys while driving to a rural courthouse before the ### crack of dawn this morning. That is all.

 
Had the best Bloody Marys in my life New Year's morning

Tried McClure's Bloody Mary Mix on a recommendation from one of the workers at Murray's Cheese in the village

It was awesome

Definitely had a kick to it, but was almost perfectly balanced between salty, spicy and a hint of sweetness from the tomato

RIYL: awesomeness
Have you had Zing Zang? I used to mix my own after a couple of lessons from Scupper and I scoffed at mixes. I use Zing Zang now and I haven't mixed my own in a couple of years. There's also a dry mix called Dimitri's (?sp) which I hear is awesome, just add V-8.Also, pickled okra is my new #1 garnish for a Bloody Mary.
Zing zang is solidThis stuff was just miles ahead IMO

 
My wife is trying to find me a doctor. She sent me this:

My doctor is in Belltown and I really like it there but I don't think you would want her because she's my age and fairly attractive.
Thoughts?
 
the rover said:
There's some security protocol in place in case Pac-10 SuperFan ever starts posting here, right? Self-destruct mode?
Someone noted that the 'official wagering thread' folks use complete silent treatment with wild success. No recipie responses, no nothing. To me that makes good good sense.
Agreed. It's hard sometimes because his points are so idiotic, but I've used this before on a different board with an LHUCKS-ian type character, and it worked wonders.
 
Sweet J, not that I don't appreciate a ribald joke, but you're gonna get clipped for a long time if you don't delete that asap.
thanks. Didn't realize folks follow this thread.
Yeah, they come in and prune from time to time. Mostly they let stuff slide and just delete, but I can guarantee a joke like that will end poorly for you or anybody who repeats it. While I may not fully agree with the moderation policies, I think I at understand them somewhat.Lol at 'my 6's are your 4's'... :suds:
 
damn, missed the joke

I don't feel very well today, thoughts and prayers are appreciated. Drank way too much this weekend, mil in town and well, my liver has officially requested a 7 day moratorium on the booze. I'll give it till Friday.

YSR - congratulations.

(p.s. still waiting on cookies)

Everyone else, happy new year.

May not be around much anymore :suds: But I've enjoyed this thread very much. Thanks to all who have contributed. Shame that so many timeouts have been amassed in here, this should have been a safe haven. Instead, I hardly recognize anyone's name and I'm most confident that mostly they are aliases of aliases and as a d-lister (on a good day) I know longer know who the hell is posting. So, with that, I bid adieu.

 
damn, missed the jokeI don't feel very well today, thoughts and prayers are appreciated. Drank way too much this weekend, mil in town and well, my liver has officially requested a 7 day moratorium on the booze. I'll give it till Friday.YSR - congratulations. (p.s. still waiting on cookies)Everyone else, happy new year.May not be around much anymore :unsure: But I've enjoyed this thread very much. Thanks to all who have contributed. Shame that so many timeouts have been amassed in here, this should have been a safe haven. Instead, I hardly recognize anyone's name and I'm most confident that mostly they are aliases of aliases and as a d-lister (on a good day) I know longer know who the hell is posting. So, with that, I bid adieu.
guru...wait
 
Can anybody re-tell the joke so that it is SFJB?
The original telling was as clean as you could make it, and it still would've earned a lengthy TO.
The guy who told it in front of women must have enormous balls or a tiny brain. There's not a woman alive who would laugh at that.Okay, maybe Sarah Silverman.

If I retold that joke to my wife, she would kick me square in the nuts.

 
I accidently used "forrest white" in conversation this weekend. shuked my friends. Just replied, "nevermind" and changed the subject.

 
damn, missed the jokeI don't feel very well today, thoughts and prayers are appreciated. Drank way too much this weekend, mil in town and well, my liver has officially requested a 7 day moratorium on the booze. I'll give it till Friday.YSR - congratulations. (p.s. still waiting on cookies)Everyone else, happy new year.May not be around much anymore :goodposting: But I've enjoyed this thread very much. Thanks to all who have contributed. Shame that so many timeouts have been amassed in here, this should have been a safe haven. Instead, I hardly recognize anyone's name and I'm most confident that mostly they are aliases of aliases and as a d-lister (on a good day) I know longer know who the hell is posting. So, with that, I bid adieu.
OK. See you tomorrow.
 
Can anybody re-tell the joke so that it is SFJB?
The original telling was as clean as you could make it, and it still would've earned a lengthy TO.
The guy who told it in front of women must have enormous balls or a tiny brain. There's not a woman alive who would laugh at that.Okay, maybe Sarah Silverman.

If I retold that joke to my wife, she would kick me square in the nuts.
how can i search for the joke? I'm fully intrigued now.
 
Can anybody re-tell the joke so that it is SFJB?
The original telling was as clean as you could make it, and it still would've earned a lengthy TO.
The guy who told it in front of women must have enormous balls or a tiny brain. There's not a woman alive who would laugh at that.Okay, maybe Sarah Silverman.

If I retold that joke to my wife, she would kick me square in the nuts.
G-dang it. Now I really want to know it.
 
Can anybody re-tell the joke so that it is SFJB?
The original telling was as clean as you could make it, and it still would've earned a lengthy TO.
The guy who told it in front of women must have enormous balls or a tiny brain. There's not a woman alive who would laugh at that.Okay, maybe Sarah Silverman.

If I retold that joke to my wife, she would kick me square in the nuts.
G-dang it. Now I really want to know it.
:rolleyes: guru_007> I will send cookies if you PM me the joke.

 

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