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Just got back from my hair cut. Getting a shampoo from a young big-bosomed girl is better than finding a freeze pop in your freezer when you thought you ran out.

Lathering my hair with shampoo and spreading it around evenly to every part of my cranium while massaging my scalp and moaning ever so softly (alright, there was no moaning) Then she rinses out the shampoo as a feeling of emptiness comes over me as I realize my erotic journey is over.... but wait.... it's not over.... she whispers to me "would you like me to use some conditioner?" Speechless, I could only give an affirmative nod of my less than attractive head. And then the lathering, spreading and massaging started again. Her fingers danced thru my hair while her thumbs dug into the back of my head. She was agressive with her thumbs, and I thought to myself, "ooh, that's ok, Daddy likes it rough". I closed my eyes and thought of how badly I wanted to Stu this young vixen with angelic hands. Then my eyes opened as I felt the water washing the conditioner out of my hair. I cried out "I don't think the conditioner took... maybe we should do it again?" She just giggled and led me to her station where she would cut my hair. I was so worked up from the shampoo, I didn't care how the actual hair cut would come out. She could've given me a 1990-style St.Louis Bob FlatTop and I wouldn't have minded.

I then paid her for her services and then I gave her my name and number and we set up a date which will take place in 4 weeks from today. She gave me her card which referenced our future date, and I chuckled when I saw that she called our date a "hair cut appointment". Her youthful flirtations only make me want her more!!!!

 
Gadzooks said:
Just got back from my hair cut. Getting a shampoo from a young big-bosomed girl is better than finding a freeze pop in your freezer when you thought you ran out. Lathering my hair with shampoo and spreading it around evenly to every part of my cranium while massaging my scalp and moaning ever so softly (alright, there was no moaning) Then she rinses out the shampoo as a feeling of emptiness comes over me as I realize my erotic journey is over.... but wait.... it's not over.... she whispers to me "would you like me to use some conditioner?" Speechless, I could only give an affirmative nod of my less than attractive head. And then the lathering, spreading and massaging started again. Her fingers danced thru my hair while her thumbs dug into the back of my head. She was agressive with her thumbs, and I thought to myself, "ooh, that's ok, Daddy likes it rough". I closed my eyes and thought of how badly I wanted to Stu this young vixen with angelic hands. Then my eyes opened as I felt the water washing the conditioner out of my hair. I cried out "I don't think the conditioner took... maybe we should do it again?" She just giggled and led me to her station where she would cut my hair. I was so worked up from the shampoo, I didn't care how the actual hair cut would come out. She could've given me a 1990-style St.Louis Bob FlatTop and I wouldn't have minded. I then paid her for her services and then I gave her my name and number and we set up a date which will take place in 4 weeks from today. She gave me her card which referenced our future date, and I chuckled when I saw that she called our date a "hair cut appointment". Her youthful flirtations only make me want her more!!!!
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I like the way you write. :hot: :hot:
 
General Malaise said:
Gadzooks said:
Just got back from my hair cut. Getting a shampoo from a young big-bosomed girl is better than finding a freeze pop in your freezer when you thought you ran out. Lathering my hair with shampoo and spreading it around evenly to every part of my cranium while massaging my scalp and moaning ever so softly (alright, there was no moaning) Then she rinses out the shampoo as a feeling of emptiness comes over me as I realize my erotic journey is over.... but wait.... it's not over.... she whispers to me "would you like me to use some conditioner?" Speechless, I could only give an affirmative nod of my less than attractive head. And then the lathering, spreading and massaging started again. Her fingers danced thru my hair while her thumbs dug into the back of my head. She was agressive with her thumbs, and I thought to myself, "ooh, that's ok, Daddy likes it rough". I closed my eyes and thought of how badly I wanted to Stu this young vixen with angelic hands. Then my eyes opened as I felt the water washing the conditioner out of my hair. I cried out "I don't think the conditioner took... maybe we should do it again?" She just giggled and led me to her station where she would cut my hair. I was so worked up from the shampoo, I didn't care how the actual hair cut would come out. She could've given me a 1990-style St.Louis Bob FlatTop and I wouldn't have minded. I then paid her for her services and then I gave her my name and number and we set up a date which will take place in 4 weeks from today. She gave me her card which referenced our future date, and I chuckled when I saw that she called our date a "hair cut appointment". Her youthful flirtations only make me want her more!!!!
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I like the way you write. :hot: :hot:
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I like the things he writes about. It's like I was there. It helps that I've been there, for sure.
 
Gadzooks said:
Just got back from my hair cut. Getting a shampoo from a young big-bosomed girl is better than finding a freeze pop in your freezer when you thought you ran out. Lathering my hair with shampoo and spreading it around evenly to every part of my cranium while massaging my scalp and moaning ever so softly (alright, there was no moaning) Then she rinses out the shampoo as a feeling of emptiness comes over me as I realize my erotic journey is over.... but wait.... it's not over.... she whispers to me "would you like me to use some conditioner?" Speechless, I could only give an affirmative nod of my less than attractive head. And then the lathering, spreading and massaging started again. Her fingers danced thru my hair while her thumbs dug into the back of my head. She was agressive with her thumbs, and I thought to myself, "ooh, that's ok, Daddy likes it rough". I closed my eyes and thought of how badly I wanted to Stu this young vixen with angelic hands. Then my eyes opened as I felt the water washing the conditioner out of my hair. I cried out "I don't think the conditioner took... maybe we should do it again?" She just giggled and led me to her station where she would cut my hair. I was so worked up from the shampoo, I didn't care how the actual hair cut would come out. She could've given me a 1990-style St.Louis Bob FlatTop and I wouldn't have minded. I then paid her for her services and then I gave her my name and number and we set up a date which will take place in 4 weeks from today. She gave me her card which referenced our future date, and I chuckled when I saw that she called our date a "hair cut appointment". Her youthful flirtations only make me want her more!!!!
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I cried a little after reading this.
 
Is there a Matlock convention in Florida this week?

I #### you not, 75% of my flight was geriatrics. The stewardess had to get out an oxygen tank for one tubby 80 year old and the EMTs held up deboarding for 20 minutes to get the guy out onto a stretcher.

Anyone ever eat at Seasons 52? We had that tonight. Not bad.

 
MisfitBlondes said:
Before I start, I thank those of you who kept in touch with me. The texts, phone calls and PMs are appreciated more than you will ever know.Now to the update --MsBlonde and I split up a short time ago and I turned to a very dark place that I hadn't been to in a long time. I'm lucky that I have friends and iFriends that were around to support me when I needed it. A very close friend of mine from MA came up to help me and smack me around because I needed it. She's always been there for me and I owe her a lot.I apologize to those that may have worried about me. I have only been back to the board to reply to PMs but I think I'll be disappearing for an extended break to sort my head out.I hope everyone is well.Doug.
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Glad to hear. Sorry I didn't respond to your text. I'm kind of a dyck.
 
MisfitBlondes said:
Before I start, I thank those of you who kept in touch with me. The texts, phone calls and PMs are appreciated more than you will ever know.Now to the update --MsBlonde and I split up a short time ago and I turned to a very dark place that I hadn't been to in a long time. I'm lucky that I have friends and iFriends that were around to support me when I needed it. A very close friend of mine from MA came up to help me and smack me around because I needed it. She's always been there for me and I owe her a lot.I apologize to those that may have worried about me. I have only been back to the board to reply to PMs but I think I'll be disappearing for an extended break to sort my head out.I hope everyone is well.Doug.
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Stay strong, GB. Hope everything falls back into place.
 
Oliver Humanzee said:
shuke said:
Oliver Humanzee said:
krista4 said:
shuke said:
There is a 5 page thread titled "THIS SUMMER! grant us all the power to drink on top of water towers".Am I the only one (other than GM I am sure) that doesn't have a clue what this means?
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:goodposting:
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I think that this phrase contains a poetic truth that is more penetrating the what the literal words describe. I like it.
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Really? It sounds like a line from a Kid Rock song.
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I've made it this far without knowing what more than a few seconds of a Kid Rock song sounds like, I might as well shoot for making it the rest of my life.
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Sound decision.
 
condolences to Canada and Sweden.

congrats to Russia and USA.

plenty more scoreboard pics available if you're interested.

 
MisfitBlondes said:
Before I start, I thank those of you who kept in touch with me. The texts, phone calls and PMs are appreciated more than you will ever know.Now to the update --MsBlonde and I split up a short time ago and I turned to a very dark place that I hadn't been to in a long time. I'm lucky that I have friends and iFriends that were around to support me when I needed it. A very close friend of mine from MA came up to help me and smack me around because I needed it. She's always been there for me and I owe her a lot.I apologize to those that may have worried about me. I have only been back to the board to reply to PMs but I think I'll be disappearing for an extended break to sort my head out.I hope everyone is well.Doug.
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Best of luck Doug.-Robert
 
Good thing LB's cut back on the needless ellipses and random CAPITALIZED words. Oh wait.

The Social Network stinks. Not really sure what everyone's loving about this movie.

 
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