GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[AhrnCityPahnder]

I'm glad he appears to be back on track. But call me cynical -- I don't think with that talent he's been clean for 2 years. If he has, he hasn't been trying very hard to find work.

 

[the rover]

The Ted Williams story only reinforces the loathing I have for bums that don't have a good YouTubeable skill.

 

[Thorn]

Yandek needs to interview this platinum voiced hobo

There is no way someone with teeth like that is really homeless.

donkey teeth <> good teeth

This whole thing is a scam. Just sayin.

Hater.

Just doesn't ring true. I could be wrong.

 

[mr. furley]

I'm glad he appears to be back on track. But call me cynical -- I don't think with that talent he's been clean for 2 years. If he has, he hasn't been trying very hard to find work.

you hiring a lot of dirty homless to rebuild motherboards out of your place of business?

 

[RudiStein]

I'm glad he appears to be back on track. But call me cynical -- I don't think with that talent he's been clean for 2 years. If he has, he hasn't been trying very hard to find work.

Are you talking about Ted Williams or Larryboy?

 

[Frostillicus]

Just got back from my hair cut. Getting a shampoo from a young big-bosomed girl is better than finding a freeze pop in your freezer when you thought you ran out. Lathering my hair with shampoo and spreading it around evenly to every part of my cranium while massaging my scalp and moaning ever so softly (alright, there was no moaning) Then she rinses out the shampoo as a feeling of emptiness comes over me as I realize my erotic journey is over.... but wait.... it's not over.... she whispers to me "would you like me to use some conditioner?" Speechless, I could only give an affirmative nod of my less than attractive head. And then the lathering, spreading and massaging started again. Her fingers danced thru my hair while her thumbs dug into the back of my head. She was agressive with her thumbs, and I thought to myself, "ooh, that's ok, Daddy likes it rough". I closed my eyes and thought of how badly I wanted to Stu this young vixen with angelic hands. Then my eyes opened as I felt the water washing the conditioner out of my hair. I cried out "I don't think the conditioner took... maybe we should do it again?" She just giggled and led me to her station where she would cut my hair. I was so worked up from the shampoo, I didn't care how the actual hair cut would come out. She could've given me a 1990-style St.Louis Bob FlatTop and I wouldn't have minded. I then paid her for her services and then I gave her my name and number and we set up a date which will take place in 4 weeks from today. She gave me her card which referenced our future date, and I chuckled when I saw that she called our date a "hair cut appointment". Her youthful flirtations only make me want her more!!!!

I HATE when they wash my hair. I don't like people touching my head. Freaks me out.

 

[Frostillicus]

Wow

Larry Boy is BACK!

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...&p=12776735

This is the best news ever.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

I'm glad he appears to be back on track. But call me cynical -- I don't think with that talent he's been clean for 2 years. If he has, he hasn't been trying very hard to find work.

you hiring a lot of dirty homless to rebuild motherboards out of your place of business?

are you looking for a job?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

I'm glad he appears to be back on track. But call me cynical -- I don't think with that talent he's been clean for 2 years. If he has, he hasn't been trying very hard to find work.

Are you talking about Ted Williams or Larryboy?

yes

 

[RudiStein]

I'm glad he appears to be back on track. But call me cynical -- I don't think with that talent he's been clean for 2 years. If he has, he hasn't been trying very hard to find work.

you hiring a lot of dirty homless to rebuild motherboards out of your place of business?

are you looking for a job?

 

[YSR]

I'm glad he appears to be back on track. But call me cynical -- I don't think with that talent he's been clean for 2 years. If he has, he hasn't been trying very hard to find work.

you hiring a lot of dirty homless to rebuild motherboards out of your place of business?

are you looking for a job?

 

[Early_10]

Holy Jesus, does Rude love that scoreboard or what?

 

[Early_10]

IO

condolences to Canada and Sweden.congrats to Russia and USA.plenty more scoreboard pics available if you're interested.

It bothers me how you win bronze but lose to get silver. WE BEAT YOU GUY.

 

[mr. furley]

I'm glad he appears to be back on track. But call me cynical -- I don't think with that talent he's been clean for 2 years. If he has, he hasn't been trying very hard to find work.

you hiring a lot of dirty homless to rebuild motherboards out of your place of business?

are you looking for a job?

funny now, but won't be so funny in 6 months when i'm kung-fu kicking your door down resume' in hand

 

[General Malaise]

Holy Jesus, does Rude love that scoreboard or what?

:X I thought it was a FB virus for a while.

what am i missing?

 

[the rover]

Holy Jesus, does Rude love that scoreboard or what?

I thought it was a FB virus for a while.

what am i missing?

Rude has been going to a lot of the World Junior Championships hockey games in Boofalo, and has frequently been posting pictures of the scoreboard on his FB page.

 

[General Malaise]

LarryBoy is real?

Pod alias.

confirmed.

 

[RudiStein]

Holy Jesus, does Rude love that scoreboard or what?

I thought it was a FB virus for a while.

what am i missing?

Rude has been going to a lot of the World Junior Championships hockey games in Boofalo, and has frequently been posting pictures of the scoreboard on his FB page.

Don't bother. GM probably thinks Rude is somebody else on facebook.

 

[jplvr]

I HATE when they wash my hair. I don't like people touching my head. Freaks me out.

I thought you were bald.

 

[El Floppo]

Waiting for word on our unborn baby's CVS results.... no whammies! no whammies! no whammies! .... results between 4-6pm.

 

[RudiStein]

ACP thinks this is photoshopped. I think he's a g-dang liar. What you say?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You are invited to a seminar on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, from 1 to 2 PM in 301B Spedding.

Dr. Karl A. Gschneidner, Jr. will be presenting a talk on "The Rare Earth Crisis - the Supply/Demand Situation."

Should I go?

 

[RudiStein]

You are invited to a seminar on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, from 1 to 2 PM in 301B Spedding.Dr. Karl A. Gschneidner, Jr. will be presenting a talk on "The Rare Earth Crisis - the Supply/Demand Situation."Should I go?

DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH CHEMICAL ENGINEERING???

 

[the rover]

You are invited to a seminar on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, from 1 to 2 PM in 301B Spedding.Dr. Karl A. Gschneidner, Jr. will be presenting a talk on "The Rare Earth Crisis - the Supply/Demand Situation."Should I go?

I never pass up anything that has to do with Earth Crisis.

 

[Thorn]

You are invited to a seminar on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, from 1 to 2 PM in 301B Spedding.Dr. Karl A. Gschneidner, Jr. will be presenting a talk on "The Rare Earth Crisis - the Supply/Demand Situation."Should I go?

I never pass up anything that has to do with Earth Crisis.

Steel Pulse is worth seeing.

 

[the rover]

You are invited to a seminar on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, from 1 to 2 PM in 301B Spedding.Dr. Karl A. Gschneidner, Jr. will be presenting a talk on "The Rare Earth Crisis - the Supply/Demand Situation."Should I go?

I never pass up anything that has to do with Earth Crisis.

Steel Pulse is worth seeing.

I was referring to the goofy vegan band from NY, Earth Crisis.

 

[General Malaise]

You are invited to a seminar on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, from 1 to 2 PM in 301B Spedding.Dr. Karl A. Gschneidner, Jr. will be presenting a talk on "The Rare Earth Crisis - the Supply/Demand Situation."Should I go?

I think you should attend anything that has the word 'crisis' in it.China: "We're cutting our Rare Earth exports"US: "Oh yeah? We're cutting our exports of corn"China" "Wait!"

 

[TobiasFunke]

You are invited to a seminar on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, from 1 to 2 PM in 301B Spedding.Dr. Karl A. Gschneidner, Jr. will be presenting a talk on "The Rare Earth Crisis - the Supply/Demand Situation."Should I go?

I never pass up anything that has to do with Earth Crisis.

Steel Pulse is worth seeing.

I was referring to the goofy vegan band from NY, Earth Crisis.

I sat in with them for a while after the 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution broke up.

 

[El Floppo]

Waiting for word on our unborn baby's CVS results.... no whammies! no whammies! no whammies! .... results between 4-6pm.

Joker, joker, joker~!Healthy (no CCP14) and it's a girl!

 

[Disco Stu]

Does anyone understand how airline ticketing works?

If I select 1 passenger, a flight is $82/seat.

Same flight with 2 passengers is $181/seat.

Plenty of seats available, so wtf?

 

[Frostillicus]

Does anyone understand how airline ticketing works?If I select 1 passenger, a flight is $82/seat.Same flight with 2 passengers is $181/seat.Plenty of seats available, so wtf?

You shouldn't be flying anywhere with anyone. It's your job to stay single and unattached, at least until that bus comes along.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

IO

condolences to Canada and Sweden.congrats to Russia and USA.plenty more scoreboard pics available if you're interested.

It bothers me how you win bronze but lose to get silver. WE BEAT YOU GUY.

Tourney recordsUSA: 5-1CAN: 5-2

 

[Disco Stu]

Does anyone understand how airline ticketing works?If I select 1 passenger, a flight is $82/seat.Same flight with 2 passengers is $181/seat.Plenty of seats available, so wtf?

You shouldn't be flying anywhere with anyone. It's your job to stay single and unattached, at least until that bus comes along.

Other passenger is my son, which is why I can't just buy them separately. Though maybe I can just say he's an adult and get it changed at check-in. Maybe.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Man I bet Disco Stu Jr just peacocks the hell out of some 2nd grade girls.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry, GBSLB. I think I'm still a little scarred from the Ed Gein photo.

I made the transformation from street thug to respectable business man. :cuegodfathermusic:

 

[jplvr]

You are invited to a seminar on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, from 1 to 2 PM in 301B Spedding.Dr. Karl A. Gschneidner, Jr. will be presenting a talk on "The Rare Earth Crisis - the Supply/Demand Situation."Should I go?

DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH CHEMICAL ENGINEERING???

PICKLES IS NOT A CHEMICAL ENGINEER!!!!!

 

[BobbyLayne]

Waiting for word on our unborn baby's CVS results.... no whammies! no whammies! no whammies! .... results between 4-6pm.

Joker, joker, joker~!Healthy (no CCP14) and it's a girl!

This is rather awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We had Cal's second appointment today for testing. When I was walking into the hospital I noticed a sign that read "please don't smoke, we have to protect our children."

I was a couple of hours late due to that pesky job thing and as I was getting off the elevator, Mrs. SLB & Cal were getting on for a lunch break. Hospital cafeteria food didn't actually sound great but wtf, I was hungry. So we went back downstairs and when we arrived at the "cafe", I was happy to see they had a nice size salad bar. Updated contemporary looking place too. Pretty nice. So I'm making a spinach salad (Sac<hi!) while Mrs. SLB and Cal are doing something. I don't know, it was freaking chaos. I wait for them to get up to the register and Mrs. SLB has a salad too and there is food on the tray for Cal. I point to it with a WTF?! look on my face and she replies "that's the kids meal."

The Kid's Meal consisted of a big tray of french fries and fried chicken strips. WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, kind of on edge.

I also had sex with the nurse that did the testing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

ACP thinks this is photoshopped. I think he's a g-dang liar. What you say?

I say ACP has been stealing airplane glue from the model shop again.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Wow

Larry Boy is BACK!

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...&p=12776735

While I appreciate the heads up, I was unaware he left.I also didn't notice timschochet was on an extended vacation up until a few days ago.

Is walter goggins? That's one ##### I noticed when he stopped posting. Amazing how much purer the air is around here when he's not mucking up threads.

 

[RudiStein]

We had Cal's second appointment today for testing. When I was walking into the hospital I noticed a sign that read "please don't smoke, we have to protect our children."

I was a couple of hours late due to that pesky job thing and as I was getting off the elevator, Mrs. SLB & Cal were getting on for a lunch break. Hospital cafeteria food didn't actually sound great but wtf, I was hungry. So we went back downstairs and when we arrived at the "cafe", I was happy to see they had a nice size salad bar. Updated contemporary looking place too. Pretty nice. So I'm making a spinach salad (Sac<hi!) while Mrs. SLB and Cal are doing something. I don't know, it was freaking chaos. I wait for them to get up to the register and Mrs. SLB has a salad too and there is food on the tray for Cal. I point to it with a WTF?! look on my face and she replies "that's the kids meal."

The Kid's Meal consisted of a big tray of french fries and fried chicken strips. WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, kind of on edge.

I also had sex with the nurse that did the testing.

I see what you did there.

 

[YSR]

Wow

Larry Boy is BACK!

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...&p=12776735

While I appreciate the heads up, I was unaware he left.I also didn't notice timschochet was on an extended vacation up until a few days ago.

Is walter goggins? That's one ##### I noticed when he stopped posting. Amazing how much purer the air is around here when he's not mucking up threads.

I have it on very good authority that Goggins is gone for a while.

 

[the rover]

Wow

Larry Boy is BACK!

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...&p=12776735

While I appreciate the heads up, I was unaware he left.I also didn't notice timschochet was on an extended vacation up until a few days ago.

Is walter goggins? That's one ##### I noticed when he stopped posting. Amazing how much purer the air is around here when he's not mucking up threads.

I have it on very good authority that Goggins is gone for a while.

I think Goggins might be more universally disliked than anyone else. Not disparaging anyone here, just an observation. I've never heard anyone say anything nice about that guy.

 

[the rover]

I hate Australians. And I'm not saying it for the goof, I really do not like those people.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Right, but that would be interesting. You'd be like an aborigine dropped in the middle of a big city.

Or maybe not, it seems like stoner-ish music made a big comeback this year.

I appreciate the tip but I haven't really listened to music in years.

I did hear a that new tune by Patty Smith last night on the way home, Warrior. She sounds hot.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You are invited to a seminar on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, from 1 to 2 PM in 301B Spedding.Dr. Karl A. Gschneidner, Jr. will be presenting a talk on "The Rare Earth Crisis - the Supply/Demand Situation."Should I go?

I think you should attend anything that has the word 'crisis' in it.China: "We're cutting our Rare Earth exports"US: "Oh yeah? We're cutting our exports of corn"China" "Wait!"

I don't think you're taking this seriously enough.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We had Cal's second appointment today for testing. When I was walking into the hospital I noticed a sign that read "please don't smoke, we have to protect our children." :(

I was a couple of hours late due to that pesky job thing and as I was getting off the elevator, Mrs. SLB & Cal were getting on for a lunch break. Hospital cafeteria food didn't actually sound great but wtf, I was hungry. So we went back downstairs and when we arrived at the "cafe", I was happy to see they had a nice size salad bar. Updated contemporary looking place too. Pretty nice. So I'm making a spinach salad (Sac<hi!) while Mrs. SLB and Cal are doing something. I don't know, it was freaking chaos. I wait for them to get up to the register and Mrs. SLB has a salad too and there is food on the tray for Cal. I point to it with a WTF?! look on my face and she replies "that's the kids meal."

The Kid's Meal consisted of a big tray of french fries and fried chicken strips. WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, kind of on edge.

I also had sex with the nurse that did the testing.

I see what you did there.

Figured I would Stu it up a bit. There was, I'm guessing, an intern helping the testing gal. Mid 20's, pretty hot and awfully handsy on my son. Lucky *******.FTR, I haven't been laid in a week and I really don't care. That last part is significant.

Mrs. SLB was all snuggling up to me last night AND FARTING. I mean farting like it was some kind of college **** movie. It was horrendous. She blamed it on a Fiber One bar. I should have made her sleep in the car hole. Jesus.

 

[the rover]

Car hole?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You are invited to a seminar on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, from 1 to 2 PM in 301B Spedding.

Dr. Karl A. Gschneidner, Jr. will be presenting a talk on "The Rare Earth Crisis - the Supply/Demand Situation."

Should I go?

I think you should attend anything that has the word 'crisis' in it.China: "We're cutting our Rare Earth exports"

US: "Oh yeah? We're cutting our exports of corn"

China" "Wait!" We so sowry!!

 

[RudiStein]

We had Cal's second appointment today for testing. When I was walking into the hospital I noticed a sign that read "please don't smoke, we have to protect our children." :(

I was a couple of hours late due to that pesky job thing and as I was getting off the elevator, Mrs. SLB & Cal were getting on for a lunch break. Hospital cafeteria food didn't actually sound great but wtf, I was hungry. So we went back downstairs and when we arrived at the "cafe", I was happy to see they had a nice size salad bar. Updated contemporary looking place too. Pretty nice. So I'm making a spinach salad (Sac<hi!) while Mrs. SLB and Cal are doing something. I don't know, it was freaking chaos. I wait for them to get up to the register and Mrs. SLB has a salad too and there is food on the tray for Cal. I point to it with a WTF?! look on my face and she replies "that's the kids meal."

The Kid's Meal consisted of a big tray of french fries and fried chicken strips. WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, kind of on edge.

I also had sex with the nurse that did the testing.

I see what you did there.

Figured I would Stu it up a bit. There was, I'm guessing, an intern helping the testing gal. Mid 20's, pretty hot and awfully handsy on my son. Lucky *******.FTR, I haven't been laid in a week and I really don't care. That last part is significant.

Mrs. SLB was all snuggling up to me last night AND FARTING. I mean farting like it was some kind of college **** movie. It was horrendous. She blamed it on a Fiber One bar. I should have made her sleep in the car hole. Jesus.