GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[ttiger72]

I don't know where to put this, but a blog called "Warming Glow" has uncovered some good Christina Hendricks information from the past. SFW...barely.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In its headquarters city of St. Louis, Panera Bread still operates under the name St. Louis Bread Company. The St. Louis metropolitan area has over 1,000 locations.

wtf? 1000+ Panera locations in one city?

That seems about right.

Really? I have shuke-level skepticism here. Sounds off by a factor of ten. Fax me your Yellow Pages please. Or at least the 10 relevant pages.

Fool me once...

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Everything at Panera Bread has at least 1000 calories, right?

I doubt it.

In a 2008 Health magazine study, Panera Bread was judged North America's most healthy fast casual restaurant.

In 2009, the restaurant review service Zagat named Panera one of the most popular restaurants for eating on the go.[15] Panera was also rated #1 for Best Healthy Option,[16] Best Salad,[15] and Best Facilities, among restaurants with fewer than 5,000 locations

I'm not sure a survey would be a verification of fact.

sure, but if their sandwiches really had 1000+ calories, I don't think they'd be winning these awards.not even sure how they could have 1000+ calories. They aren't Big Macs.

EDIT: http://www.panerabread.com/pdf/nutr-guide.pdf

I see one at 990. Most much lower.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Everything at Panera Bread has at least 1000 calories, right?

I doubt it.

In a 2008 Health magazine study, Panera Bread was judged North America's most healthy fast casual restaurant.

In 2009, the restaurant review service Zagat named Panera one of the most popular restaurants for eating on the go.[15] Panera was also rated #1 for Best Healthy Option,[16] Best Salad,[15] and Best Facilities, among restaurants with fewer than 5,000 locations

I'm not sure a survey would be a verification of fact.

sure, but if their sandwiches really had 1000+ calories, I don't think they'd be winning these awards.not even sure how they could have 1000+ calories. They aren't Big Macs.

EDIT: http://www.panerabread.com/pdf/nutr-guide.pdf

I see one at 990. Most much lower.

I usually get the pick 2. Normally a low fat soup and a salad. Pretty healthy IMO. Of course the chicken noodle is low fat and judging by the picture, now I see why.

 

[RudiStein]

I don't know where to put this, but a blog called "Warming Glow" has uncovered some good Christina Hendricks information from the past. SFW...barely.

Until I get home.

 

[Tiger Fan]

speaking of avatars, i'm thinking it's time for a change

 

[Disco Stu]

In its headquarters city of St. Louis, Panera Bread still operates under the name St. Louis Bread Company. The St. Louis metropolitan area has over 1,000 locations.

wtf? 1000+ Panera locations in one city?

That seems about right.

Really? I have shuke-level skepticism here. Sounds off by a factor of ten. Fax me your Yellow Pages please. Or at least the 10 relevant pages.

Fool me once...

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[RudiStein]

Visit My Website

 

[General Malaise]

Happy Birthday GM. I hope you win your playoff fantasy league this season.

You too!

 

[Gadzooks]

Visit My Website

 

[ttiger72]

Happy Birthday GM. I hope you win your playoff fantasy league this season.

You too!

Go Pack!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

speaking of avatars, i'm thinking it's time for a change

LINK?

 

[General Malaise]

I'm pretty sure I could be diagnosed with IBS, but besides the random shart, I have never **** my pants. I don't understand how this is possible. I'd drop my pants in a parking lot if it actually came to that, not that I've ever had to. To me, getting butt naked in public and leaving something for someone else to clean up is far better than having such a mess in my pants.

Well since I'm up. I was travelling in Maine the other day (don't ask, not interesting) and got the urge to ####. Terrible urge. I plugged in a gas station to my GPS. Nothing for 11 miles. I sharted and immediately pulled over and ran behind some dudes shed, squatted and started ####ting. Problem was that I didn't squat down enough and some of the #### just fell right into my pants (I believe this similar event happened to Artie Lange on heroin, or is at least in his comedy routine). Basically decided to just take my pants off and figure out my next move. didn't want my ####ty ### sitting on my seat so I took off the white t shirt I had on under my coat and put my legs through the arm holes of it and sort of tied it like a towel around my waist. Kinda didn't figure that the neck hole would directly be lined up with my ### anyway and ended up ####ting the shirt and the seat of my car. Residual ####, not new ####. But I still considered it "####ting my shirt". that's all I got...guess it's not that funny after all.

Oh my god.... I'm with Jeep....what is wrong with you people? I can understand gambling on a fart and losing, but these are the sorts of messes I expect from a toddler.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Man, who pissed in your Vess?

Nearly spat my drink back into my Rigazzi's fishbowl after reading that.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You drop more local references than CrossEyed in a thread about Pittsburgh.

Man, who pissed in your Vess?

 

[Sarnoff]

I don't know where to put this, but a blog called "Warming Glow" has uncovered some good Christina Hendricks information from the past. SFW...barely.

TY

 

[General Malaise]

Happy Birthday GM! Must be having fun IRL or something.

He bowled a 168. Pretty sure his average is around 79, so he must be wasted.

Did you pay attention to the individual frames? Total rollercoaster.

COOP!

I was actually talking about GM's individual frames. How do you bowl two strikes in a row and follow them with a gutterball?

All night long, all I wanted was one freaking turkey. ONE! Good Under Pressure ------> Not on my resume.

 

[ttiger72]

I don't know where to put this, but a blog called "Warming Glow" has uncovered some good Christina Hendricks information from the past. SFW...barely.

TY

Also viewable via facebook.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Visit My Website

Maybe it just seems like there are 1000 of them.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, who pissed in your Vess?

Nearly spat my drink back into my Rigazzi's fishbowl after reading that.

That place was never the same once the Blues moved.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, thanks!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

 

[General Malaise]

I made chicken parmesan for dinner tonight. I opened up a bottle of wine. My old lady doesn't like red wine so I'm putting this one back by myself. Not much of a wine drinker, how do I know if I'm drinking crap?

Does it taste good? Yes --> Do you generally prefer to consume crap like our birthday boy? --> No YW

Last night's card:

1 small Jameson, neat

1 Dough Boy Copper Ale

1 Ninkasi Total Domination IPA

1 medium Jameson, neat

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I was referring to your avatar!

I figure you knew me well enough to know that I WILL absolutely drink the hell out of some crap booze.

I remember sitting with Charv when he ordered his first ever Coors Light. It was like he took a sip of cat piss on his first swallow. That beer did not get finished.

 

[ttiger72]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

Can't wait for Skynet to beat up Watson and take his lunch money.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

Flat out frightening, IMO.

 

[RudiStein]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

Now imagine the two human contestants were me & Strykerpks.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/13/ibms-wa...jeopardy-pract/

 

[kevzilla]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

Now imagine the two human contestants were me & Strykerpks.

"I'll take 'Drunken Revelry' for $1000, Alex."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

Now imagine the two human contestants were me & Strykerpks.

"I'll take 'Drunken Revelry' for $1000, Alex."

Can we call a timeout? Really gotta pee.

 

[RudiStein]

http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/13/ibms-wa...jeopardy-pract/

The guy that walks across in front of the stage just before the Clue Crew guy starts is stage manager John Lauderdale.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think I found my next weekend vacation trip.

Anyone done this:

http://www.kybourbontrail.com/

I'm doing this some day. Would be interested to hear how it goes for you.

 

[Please See Mine]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

the singularity is near.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/13/ibms-wa...jeopardy-pract/

Best episode since Cliff Clavin was on.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

the singularity is near.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

You drop more local references than CrossEyed in a thread about Pittsburgh.

Man, who pissed in your Vess?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You drop more local references than CrossEyed in a thread about Pittsburgh.

Man, who pissed in your Vess?

Should have known. :X

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You drop more local references than CrossEyed in a thread about Pittsburgh.

Man, who pissed in your Vess?

holy ####

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

You drop more local references than CrossEyed in a thread about Pittsburgh.

Man, who pissed in your Vess?

There was also a Vess ad with St Louis Cardinals OL Dan Dierdorf that spoofed the Coca-Cola ad with Mean Joe Greene. The execution wasn't as funny as the idea seemed to be.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I made chicken parmesan for dinner tonight. I opened up a bottle of wine. My old lady doesn't like red wine so I'm putting this one back by myself. Not much of a wine drinker, how do I know if I'm drinking crap?

Does it taste good? Yes --> Do you generally prefer to consume crap like our birthday boy? --> No YW

Last night's card:

1 small Jameson, neat

1 Dough Boy Copper Ale

1 Ninkasi Total Domination IPA

1 medium Jameson, neat

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I was referring to your avatar!

I figure you knew me well enough to know that I WILL absolutely drink the hell out of some crap booze.

I remember sitting with Charv when he ordered his first ever Coors Light. It was like he took a sip of cat piss on his first swallow. That beer did not get finished.

You didn't finish it for him?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

Now imagine the two human contestants were me & Strykerpks.

"I'll take 'Drunken Revelry' for $1000, Alex."

Can we call a timeout? Really gotta pee.

Smokebreak

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Oh and :finger:

 

[bostonfred]

I bet I could beat the Jeopardy dorks if they let me use google, too.

 

[Mrs DaVinci]

P90X - I love when Tony points out that one of the Plyometrics instructors has a prosthetic leg.

 

[Thorn]

http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/13/ibms-wa...jeopardy-pract/

Best episode since Cliff Clavin was on.

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/13/ibms-wa...jeopardy-pract/

Best episode since Cliff Clavin was on.

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

 

[jplvr]

speaking of avatars, i'm thinking it's time for a change

Why?

 

[jplvr]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

Flat out frightening, IMO.

Now imagine you could put this in an Asimo robot. I'm pretty sure we need to take it upon ourselves to eliminate these technologies now.

 

[ttiger72]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

Now imagine the two human contestants were me & Strykerpks.

I don't think you guys could beat a duct-taped Simon from 1983, no offense.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jeopardy-playing Super Computer beats Humans

Now imagine the two human contestants were me & Strykerpks.

I don't think you guys could beat a duct-taped Simon from 1983, no offense.

See that's what I was going.....oh, never mind.