GM's thread about nothing (10 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

Is This funny? Is it as funny as the guys in it think it is?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What is going on in Vegas this week?

Wouldn't you like to know.

Yes, which is why I asked.

Mex threw out the chat invite like 4 hours before his flight took off.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I just gave Dylan a hug and kiss goodnight.Me: I love you so much Dylan, sleep good.Dylan: I love you too daddy. But I love Shadow more.Me: What?! You love the dog more than me?Dylan: Yes.Me: Do you love Shadow more than mommy?Dylan: Oh no.

 

[Mr.Pack]

random fun thing I learned today

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AppliedPhlebotinum

Applied Phlebotinum

Huh

 

[ttiger72]

Don't want to get anyone too excited, but according to FB there are a couple of big Yandek interviews coming up.

 

[Gadzooks]

My son's a stud. Right after this was taken he tells me: "I goosed her on the bum". It's like having my own little Disco Stu.

 

[Tiger Fan]

speaking of avatars, i'm thinking it's time for a change

Considering know one can tell wtf that is, I'd say go for it.

TF loves him some clique fantasy football league lore.

 

[Tiger Fan]

super uper elite tierr WCOFF strategy participants

Elitist.

START BUBBA FRANKS!

We voted on it.

There's a town near Houston called "Pearland"...every time I drive past the sign, I always think of Alvin Pearman and the boner that Bagger had for him one week.oursout40:

 

[kevzilla]

What is going on in Vegas this week?

I'll be at the San Remo....stop by and say hi.

Wow, a time-traveler.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Upgraded to first class for being military, 5 was my magic number for vodka cranberries from SFO to LAS, please get me off this plane to the book

Tanner pm # if you want deep fried tamales

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

nothing bad showed up on xrays. No MRI today -- they suspect a herniated disk.

All stocked up on muscle relaxers and pain pills now.

 

[YSR]

Don't want to get anyone too excited, but according to FB there are a couple of big Yandek interviews coming up.

I follow him on the Twitter:

This was one of the most memorable days in my 10 year plus interview career. Two world news/profiles coming this week.

 

[desert rose]

####-boxing.

Cockfighting is a huge sport on Ometepe Island (the kind where people lose their houses on wagers). Of course they know that (most) tourists don't want to see a cockfight, so at the museum they do a demonstration of it but put little boxing gloves on the roosters instead. They did show us the types of blades that are used in cockfighting. Awful stuff.

The white one looks like he might be tough in this picture, but the little scrappy red one was the winner.

I used to know some people who were into #### fighting and pitbull fighting, too. Roosters don't seem that intimidating, but I had a friend who had a free roaming rooster. Everytime I went to visit, the stupid rooster would be lurking. And just when I wasn't looking, it would hurl itself at my legs in an explosion of flapping and peck the heck out of me before I could kick it away. It always tore a gash in my shins. One time though, I finally had its number. I found an old straw broom, and I looked around for it instead of being distracted as usual. When it came for me, I was waiting. I swung that broom like I was competing at The Masters, and knocked that mean bird about 15 feet. It didn't kill it, but from then on it kept its distance and never bothered me again.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Upgraded to first class for being military, 5 was my magic number for vodka cranberries from SFO to LAS, please get me off this plane to the book Tanner pm # if you want deep fried tamales

Good luck out there Doc. You too Rudi,Bring home some of my money!

 

[ttiger72]

nothing bad showed up on xrays. No MRI today -- they suspect a herniated disk. All stocked up on muscle relaxers and pain pills now.

Me and Tuffy are coming over.

 

[Mr.Pack]

nothing bad showed up on xrays. No MRI today -- they suspect a herniated disk. All stocked up on muscle relaxers and pain pills now.

Hope you have a speedy recovery ACP

 

[Mr.Pack]

There is no worse feeling than your daughter having to go to the ER, and she is 4 hours away at college.

 

[Limp Ditka]

There is no worse feeling than your daughter having to go to the ER, and she is 4 hours away at college.

Yikes. Hoping for the best, Mr Pack.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Don't want to get anyone too excited, but according to FB there are a couple of big Yandek interviews coming up.

I follow him on the Twitter:

This was one of the most memorable days in my 10 year plus interview career. Two world news/profiles coming this week.

Ever consider taking your own life? I mean, that's gotta be one step away.

 

[-fish-]

There is no worse feeling than your daughter having to go to the ER, and she is 4 hours away at college. :(

sucks. thoughts and prayers in your direction.

 

[Gadzooks]

There is no worse feeling than your daughter having to go to the ER, and she is 4 hours away at college. :(

sucks. thoughts and prayers in your direction.

Same here. Good luck.

 

[RudiStein]

There is no worse feeling than your daughter having to go to the ER, and she is 4 hours away at college.

sucks. thoughts and prayers in your direction.

:(

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GLLLL PackGirl

 

[charvik]

There's a town near Houston called "Pearland"...every time I drive past the sign, I always think of Alvin Pearman and the boner that Bagger had for him one week.oursout40:

:(

 

[Mr.Pack]

Thanks guys.

She has a disease called Gastropaersis, and she was in excruciating pain when she called, crying. We got ahold of one of her friends and he drove her to the ER.

She just called and they gave her Lidocaine to drink and Vicodin. She's in lala land laying in the ER right now.

It's such a helpless feeling.

Thanks again.

 

[PIK95]

nothing bad showed up on xrays. No MRI today -- they suspect a herniated disk. All stocked up on muscle relaxers and pain pills now.

 

[Tiger Fan]

There's a town near Houston called "Pearland"...every time I drive past the sign, I always think of Alvin Pearman and the boner that Bagger had for him one week.oursout40:

2005 :11: wcoff memoriesRIP

 

[charvik]

There's a town near Houston called "Pearland"...every time I drive past the sign, I always think of Alvin Pearman and the boner that Bagger had for him one week.oursout40:

2005 :11: wcoff memoriesRIP

yeah, I know... it was the town I was referring to...

 

[shuke]

speaking of avatars, i'm thinking it's time for a change

Considering know one can tell wtf that is, I'd say go for it.

TF loves him some clique fantasy football league lore.

Actually got a text from Scupper today. You think we can convince him to host a Mellyhole baseball league draft?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

speaking of avatars, i'm thinking it's time for a change

Considering know one can tell wtf that is, I'd say go for it.

TF loves him some clique fantasy football league lore.

Actually got a text from Scupper today. You think we can convince him to host a Mellyhole baseball league draft?

If anyone can, it's you.

 

[shuke]

speaking of avatars, i'm thinking it's time for a change

Considering know one can tell wtf that is, I'd say go for it.

TF loves him some clique fantasy football league lore.

Actually got a text from Scupper today. You think we can convince him to host a Mellyhole baseball league draft?

If anyone can, it's you.

On it.

 

[Disco Stu]

My son's a stud. Right after this was taken he tells me: "I goosed her on the bum". It's like having my own little Disco Stu.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

On it.

Love this.

 

[Tiger Fan]

There's a town near Houston called "Pearland"...every time I drive past the sign, I always think of Alvin Pearman and the boner that Bagger had for him one week.oursout40:

2005 :11: wcoff memoriesRIP

yeah, I know... it was the town I was referring to...

ahh...forgot you were near there

 

[General Malaise]

Why?

why not?

I never even looked at yours before I miss Scupper's.

Still not sure why the cabin closed up shop. :(

Sorry guys. I kinda blew it for all.

 

[General Malaise]

I just gave Dylan a hug and kiss goodnight.Me: I love you so much Dylan, sleep good.Dylan: I love you too daddy. But I love Shadow more.Me: What?! You love the dog more than me?Dylan: Yes.Me: Do you love Shadow more than mommy?Dylan: Oh no.

Sorry, GB.

 

[General Malaise]

I've never been to a cockfight or have even seen one besides the fake one set-up on Seinfeld, I'd guess. I still don't see what the big deal could be. They still eat the chicken when they're done, right? Chickens = food. Dogs = pets. I don't want to see my pet harmed, but I don't really I'd care if my food entertained me before it kicked the bucket.

We need to introduce cows and pigs to this format.

 

[General Malaise]

Right, I can't imagine a man who hasn't gotten any in a long time being turned off by a condom.

You'd be surprised. Many men coming off a divorce suffer from performance issues their first time back up to bat, regadless of whether or not they are using a condom. It is very common for men to seek help from their doctor post-divorce for ED - not that that is the case here necessarliy - but it is a common occurrence. The fact that he was doing just fine prior to the condom appearing indicates just how fragile the mind is for men entering their first sexual relationship after a divorce. Getting an erection is just one part of the equation. Sustaining is the other. Chances are it wasn't just the condom that broke his boner, but his brain, which is still healing.Because it is very critical that you continue to wear a condom - regardless of whether or not she goes on the pill, you can't take any chances on her or with any woman right now - I suggest masturbating with a condom on until you feel comfortable with them again. Go to Planned Parenthood and get a sack of them for free. Try on different brands, sizes, styles....find one or two you can work with and pack them with you. Soon, you'll be able to put them on one-handed in the dark while juggling chainsaws with your other hand. This has been Dr. Drew Malaise for FBG Sex Ed....

You forgot "a friend of mine told me."Personally, I don't think I would have this problem. I'm sitting here watching Caillou with my boys and found myself wondering which position the mom was in when he was conceived.

I was watching Caillou the other day during the snow storm and I was reminded of this exchange from another thread. Still makes me Btw.. nothing makes me feel dumber than trying to search for an old thread and cut and paste quotes from it. I'm convinced I'm dumber than I think I am.

I'm with you on the searching GB. Hell, I didn't even remember this exchange.

me neither. :( jesus, what the hell was I thinking???Lofl at wondering what position Caillou's mom was in.....that's so damn funny.

 

[Wooderson]

My son's a stud. Right after this was taken he tells me: "I goosed her on the bum". It's like having my own little Disco Stu.

The little dude behind him dressed in prison orange. Very suspicious seems like is looking around for guards and may be concealing something in his hand. I'm guessing your son may be getting a little to close to one of his girls.

 

[mr. furley]

Actually got a text from Scupper today.

do you ignore his texts too?

 

[heckmanm]

Neuske's Smoked Liver Sausage Big fan.

Made up a spread with this, cream cheese, and onion soup mix. Our dogs went NUTS the instant I cut thru the wrapper, and didn't leave the kitchen until it was in the fridge. Never seen them go that crazy over people food.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Neuske's Smoked Liver Sausage Big fan.

Made up a spread with this, cream cheese, and onion soup mix. Our dogs went NUTS the instant I cut thru the wrapper, and didn't leave the kitchen until it was in the fridge. Never seen them go that crazy over people food.

I'm not a fan of liver or liver sausage but Nueske's is in the super elite upper platinum tier.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The boys spent the night at my parents last night and Cal showed my Dad the Here Comes The Mummies video, Ra Ra Ra, on Youtube. My dad said Cal told him "I think I could love every girl in this video." I agree.

They grow up so fast.

 

[Uncle Owen]

nothing bad showed up on xrays. No MRI today -- they suspect a herniated disk. All stocked up on muscle relaxers and pain pills now.

Me and Tuffy are coming over.

You know me too well.

 

[mr. furley]

Neuske's Smoked Liver Sausage Big fan.

Made up a spread with this, cream cheese, and onion soup mix. Our dogs went NUTS the instant I cut thru the wrapper, and didn't leave the kitchen until it was in the fridge. Never seen them go that crazy over people food.

I'm not a fan of liver or liver sausage but Nueske's is in the super elite upper platinum tier.

this joint is about 1hr from here. their main retail hub is a gas station. it's xanadu.

 

[Disco Stu]

What?

 

[jplvr]

I've never been to a cockfight or have even seen one besides the fake one set-up on Seinfeld, I'd guess. I still don't see what the big deal could be. They still eat the chicken when they're done, right? Chickens = food. Dogs = pets. I don't want to see my pet harmed, but I don't really I'd care if my food entertained me before it kicked the bucket.

We need to introduce cows and pigs to this format.

I missed Watson's post somehow, but sounds great. They eat the bull after a bullfight, right?

 

[jplvr]

I've never been to a cockfight or have even seen one besides the fake one set-up on Seinfeld, I'd guess. I still don't see what the big deal could be. They still eat the chicken when they're done, right? Chickens = food. Dogs = pets. I don't want to see my pet harmed, but I don't really I'd care if my food entertained me before it kicked the bucket.

We need to introduce cows and pigs to this format.

I missed Watson's post somehow, but sounds great. They eat the bull after a bullfight, right?

I wonder if bacon would taste better after two pigs fought to the death? If it is remotely possible, we need to consider trying.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I've never been to a cockfight or have even seen one besides the fake one set-up on Seinfeld, I'd guess. I still don't see what the big deal could be. They still eat the chicken when they're done, right? Chickens = food. Dogs = pets. I don't want to see my pet harmed, but I don't really I'd care if my food entertained me before it kicked the bucket.

We need to introduce cows and pigs to this format.

I missed Watson's post somehow, but sounds great. They eat the bull after a bullfight, right?

I wonder if bacon would taste better after two pigs fought to the death? If it is remotely possible, we need to consider trying.

You don't want the pigs working too hard and toughening up the bacon with muscle

 

[Mrs DaVinci]

Milka Cow is good as well (tell him to get the purple package)

Today we trashed Milka Toffee (purple package), Milka Erdbeere (purple package) and Jacobs coffee (green package). I do not particularly enjoy milk chocolate, but I had thought that since this was a gift from one of our friends from Europe (Romania and Austria) that it might be decent....WRONG!!! What is funny is that after taste testing we looked on the back of all the packages and it is a Kraft company (Milka and Jacobs).