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[General Malaise]

My BF just bought a case of steaks from some guy in our foyer. That's maybe not the last thing we should be spending money on, but really, really close.

Mmmm...foyer steaks.

Did the guy in the foyer tell him he had these left "in his truck" and just HAD to get rid of them, even if he didn't make any money on them?

My mom just fell for this a couple weeks back. Now she's franticly trying to get rid of meat she doesn't have any room for. "But I got a SMOKIGN DEAL!"...yeah, of course you did.

 

[Oliver Humanzee]

We met with lead band dork of the marching band today. This is either going to be the most awesome idea in the history of Super Bowl party ideas, or it is going to be a complete . Either way, it will be fun. They are going to play a 20-minute set including such epics as Eye of the Tiger and Hold On, I'm Coming.

We're also flying in a friend from Chicago to provide pre-game entertainment. He's, hmmmmm, interesting would be the best word.

Early, thanks for the thought on filming it. I hadn't even considered it. I guess we'll need to borrow a video camera from someone.

Borrow?Just buy one.

You're renting a ####ing marching band for your super bowl party for christ's sake.

I've had two in the past and given them away due to not ever using them. Seems wasteful to buy one just for this one event.We are buying another big-screen TV for the party, though.

Probably not giving away the TV. But everybody feel free to send us your addresses just in case.

 

[General Malaise]

4.5 miles this morning, the first 4 in 36 minutes flat.

Bacon, potatos, eggs, bread....

3 hours of basketball coaching, 1st and 2nd graders.

Joint, Stella, angling for some sex (kids with their mom tonight)

6:45 dinner with my sister, BIL and parents here, courtesy my folks who are treating me and the BIL for our birthday dinners. Dad's using the $380 he won taking 3rd in our fantasy league, first time he's ever made more than $50. He's pretty happy, especially because my mom was busting his balls about it being a "waste" of money earlier this year. Ha ha.

Maybe some more Stella, another joint and unless I turn into the New Orleans version of GM, I might just make a play for sexy time round dos!

5 miles in the morning...slow. And outside, this time. It is drop dead gorgeous in Portland, Oregon on a Saturday night...should be for next 10 days.

 

[MacArtist]

I'm craving sushi. It's been two long on both counts.

 

[General Malaise]

I just saw a pic of Mr. Krista on the FB. JFC, the guy looks like he takes a shower in cool and drys off with awesome.

Guys, none of us have a chance.

The one with the braces and the matching Ocean City t-shirts? I know, right?

I am fairly certain that if I rummage through my parents' attic long enough I will find a clear plastic storage container that holds all three of those neon Ocean City sweatshirts, as well as the post-braces retainer I wore. They'll be somewhere near my Tae Kwon Do trophies and my dignity.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

My BF just bought a case of steaks from some guy in our foyer. That's maybe not the last thing we should be spending money on, but really, really close.

Mmmm...foyer steaks.

Did the guy in the foyer tell him he had these left "in his truck" and just HAD to get rid of them, even if he didn't make any money on them?

My mom just fell for this a couple weeks back. Now she's franticly trying to get rid of meat she doesn't have any room for. "But I got a SMOKIGN DEAL!"...yeah, of course you did.

Actually, it was right here (back in '98 I think it was) when I learned that those door-to-door steak salesman were fine; better even. I remember some guy bought a bunch and then started a thread about it. A lot of guys gave him #### for it; I know I was rolling. But he ended up loving it and of course, other FBGs came in to recant our assumptions. Best part was that the salesman ended up saying he also had some Crappy (the fish) in the trunk. Guy bought that too...and loved it. I mean who eats CRAPPY? And who buys Crappy from a trunk??

 

[Binky The Doormat]

My BF just bought a case of steaks from some guy in our foyer. That's maybe not the last thing we should be spending money on, but really, really close.

Mmmm...foyer steaks.

Did the guy in the foyer tell him he had these left "in his truck" and just HAD to get rid of them, even if he didn't make any money on them?

My mom just fell for this a couple weeks back. Now she's franticly trying to get rid of meat she doesn't have any room for. "But I got a SMOKIGN DEAL!"...yeah, of course you did.

Actually, it was right here (back in '98 I think it was) when I learned that those door-to-door steak salesman were fine; better even. I remember some guy bought a bunch and then started a thread about it. A lot of guys gave him #### for it; I know I was rolling. But he ended up loving it and of course, other FBGs came in to recant our assumptions. Best part was that the salesman ended up saying he also had some Crappy (the fish) in the trunk. Guy bought that too...and loved it. I mean who eats CRAPPY? And who buys Crappy from a trunk??

WHATTTT? Whaddaya mean who eats crappie fish? These things are one of the best frying fish ever. Not gamey, fishy. Delicate white meat. Even great cold after it has been fried hours before. Very much like smaller lake perch in eating quality. You are way off here ...though I have no experience in foyer steak.

 

[bentley]

4.5 miles this morning, the first 4 in 36 minutes flat.

Bacon, potatos, eggs, bread....

3 hours of basketball coaching, 1st and 2nd graders.

Joint, Stella, angling for some sex (kids with their mom tonight)

6:45 dinner with my sister, BIL and parents here, courtesy my folks who are treating me and the BIL for our birthday dinners. Dad's using the $380 he won taking 3rd in our fantasy league, first time he's ever made more than $50. He's pretty happy, especially because my mom was busting his balls about it being a "waste" of money earlier this year. Ha ha.

Maybe some more Stella, another joint and unless I turn into the New Orleans version of GM, I might just make a play for sexy time round dos!

5 miles in the morning...slow. And outside, this time. It is drop dead gorgeous in Portland, Oregon on a Saturday night...should be for next 10 days.

Nice work on the runnin'. Best of luck on the screwin'.

 

[Flash]

Congrats to those with good news.

I did 2.8 million in sales last year. Not the company, just me. That's a new personal high but only by a couple hundred k.

Awesome!

 

[Frostillicus]

WHATTTT? Whaddaya mean who eats crappie fish? These things are one of the best frying fish ever. Not gamey, fishy. Delicate white meat. Even great cold after it has been fried hours before. Very much like smaller lake perch in eating quality. You are way off here ...though I have no experience in foyer steak.

:X

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I'm craving sushi. It's been two long on both counts.

:X

 

[RudiStein]

I just saw a pic of Mr. Krista on the FB. JFC, the guy looks like he takes a shower in cool and drys off with awesome.Guys, none of us have a chance.

The one with the braces and the matching Ocean City t-shirts? I know, right?

I am fairly certain that if I rummage through my parents' attic long enough I will find a clear plastic storage container that holds all three of those neon Ocean City sweatshirts, as well as the post-braces retainer I wore. They'll be somewhere near my Tae Kwon Do trophies and my dignity.

 

[charvik]

Thanks GM!!!! Much appreciated! (Facebook album sent)

 

[Thorn]

I just saw a pic of Mr. Krista on the FB. JFC, the guy looks like he takes a shower in cool and drys off with awesome.Guys, none of us have a chance.

Johnny Dep + Chris Cornell = mista krista

 

[facook]

My BF just bought a case of steaks from some guy in our foyer. That's maybe not the last thing we should be spending money on, but really, really close.

Mmmm...foyer steaks.

Did the guy in the foyer tell him he had these left "in his truck" and just HAD to get rid of them, even if he didn't make any money on them?

My mom just fell for this a couple weeks back. Now she's franticly trying to get rid of meat she doesn't have any room for. "But I got a SMOKIGN DEAL!"...yeah, of course you did.

Actually, it was right here (back in '98 I think it was) when I learned that those door-to-door steak salesman were fine; better even. I remember some guy bought a bunch and then started a thread about it. A lot of guys gave him #### for it; I know I was rolling. But he ended up loving it and of course, other FBGs came in to recant our assumptions. Best part was that the salesman ended up saying he also had some Crappy (the fish) in the trunk. Guy bought that too...and loved it. I mean who eats CRAPPY? And who buys Crappy from a trunk??

Sad but true: I once responded to a "sales" ad right out of college. Was hired on the spot, no interview. Was put in a chair in a semi-circle with other "salesmen" - some vets, some newbs like me - in a garage filled w/ pickups w/ fridges on the back. Was told we'd go door to door, telling each inhabitant of each respective premises the exact same story of how we had some meat (even if we hadn't sold one box of meat yet) "left over in the truck, and I gotta get rid of it, even if I don't make any money cause it'll just go bad." Was given the math of how much we could sell it for, and the inhabitant would be "saving money"/lb vs the grocery store. Was told this was the way I'd sell said inhabitant scores or hundreds of lbs of meat. Was paired up with a vet, who started toward the restroom and told me he'd meet me at truck #__. 30 seconds later, I was in my car and headed back home. Now every time I see one of those trucks I laugh to myself.

 

[ttiger72]

My wife and I are going to a motel, then grab burgers, then go to a bookstore.

This is like the perfect date.

Just got better. We got a room at a Hilton instead. $40!

Link

 

[RudiStein]

My wife and I are going to a motel, then grab burgers, then go to a bookstore.

This is like the perfect date.

Just got better. We got a room at a Hilton instead. $40!

Link

Way to have sex with your wife, guy.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

WHATTTT? Whaddaya mean who eats crappie fish? These things are one of the best frying fish ever. Not gamey, fishy. Delicate white meat. Even great cold after it has been fried hours before. Very much like smaller lake perch in eating quality. You are way off here ...though I have no experience in foyer steak.

Only the black guys keep crappy around hereI mean that in the nicest way. I dont know anyone (all crackers) that will even consider keeping, much less eating a crappy.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I love my old lady...but she has horrible taste in movies.

She loves...loves...loves the Saw series for some reason.

So we had sex and then she wanted to watch a movie. I just joined the 21st century and bought Netflix last night. So she chooses Saw VI.

I am pretty sure this is the worst movie ever made. I laughed for an hour and a half straight. I'm going to have to see Saw 3D at some point. Someone kill me.

 

[Early_10]

We met with lead band dork of the marching band today. This is either going to be the most awesome idea in the history of Super Bowl party ideas, or it is going to be a complete . Either way, it will be fun. They are going to play a 20-minute set including such epics as Eye of the Tiger and Hold On, I'm Coming. We're also flying in a friend from Chicago to provide pre-game entertainment. He's, hmmmmm, interesting would be the best word.Early, thanks for the thought on filming it. I hadn't even considered it. I guess we'll need to borrow a video camera from someone.

Well it sounds epic and one day you'll be old and want to remember...or no one will believe you and you'll need proof!

 

[Early_10]

I heard tell today of one in MN (I think, or was it WI?)

You know these are very different places.

Are they really? Really?

Elitist jerk.

I currently live in Tennessee. It's kind of a struggle to be an elitist. (Hard as I might try.)

Fuller just marked you for death.

 

[krista4]

I just saw a pic of Mr. Krista on the FB. JFC, the guy looks like he takes a shower in cool and drys off with awesome.Guys, none of us have a chance.

Johnny Dep + Chris Cornell = mista krista

I don't think this will be received well.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I lost my dignity when I was 13. Free wine isn't always a great plan. Being an alter boy was fun though.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

link

 

[BobbyLayne]

GM's Thread about People Still Having Sex with Their Spouse

 

[ttiger72]

GM's Thread about People Still Having Sex with Their Spouse

Please don't confuse what I do with the rest of you jobbers who paw around on top of your wives for two minutes.

 

[Early_10]

In the FFA version of Princess Bride...who is who? GM obvious albino but who else? StLBob Indigo Montoya.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Evidently I have no shame, as singing "Fame" while hanging clothes isn't verboten in my house

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

In the FFA version of Princess Bride...who is who? GM obvious albino but who else? StLBob Indigo Montoya.

For some reason I picture Gadzooks as Miracle MaxHave fun storming the castle!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

In the FFA version of Princess Bride...who is who? GM obvious albino but who else? StLBob Indigo Montoya.

For some reason I picture Gadzooks as Miracle MaxHave fun storming the castle!

I dunno......Mr & Mrs krista doing Cyrstal/Kane works for me.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

In the FFA version of Princess Bride...who is who? GM obvious albino but who else? StLBob Indigo Montoya.

For some reason I picture Gadzooks as Miracle MaxHave fun storming the castle!

I dunno......Mr & Mrs krista doing Cyrstal/Kane works for me.

Good call.

 

[krista4]

In the FFA version of Princess Bride...who is who? GM obvious albino but who else? StLBob Indigo Montoya.

For some reason I picture Gadzooks as Miracle MaxHave fun storming the castle!

I dunno......Mr & Mrs krista doing Cyrstal/Kane works for me.

I like it.Casting of the Wallace Shawn character is key, and I just can't put my finger on who that would be.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

F#ck me running......."One Nation Under A Groove" ain't a bad soundtrack to cleaning the house.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Best song ever by the best singer ever:

 

[Early_10]

In the FFA version of Princess Bride...who is who? GM obvious albino but who else? StLBob Indigo Montoya.

For some reason I picture Gadzooks as Miracle MaxHave fun storming the castle!

I dunno......Mr & Mrs krista doing Cyrstal/Kane works for me.

I like it.Casting of the Wallace Shawn character is key, and I just can't put my finger on who that would be.

Almost Zippy-esque but not quite evil enough. Timcochet? Long winded enough.

 

[krista4]

In the FFA version of Princess Bride...who is who? GM obvious albino but who else? StLBob Indigo Montoya.

For some reason I picture Gadzooks as Miracle MaxHave fun storming the castle!

I dunno......Mr & Mrs krista doing Cyrstal/Kane works for me.

I like it.Casting of the Wallace Shawn character is key, and I just can't put my finger on who that would be.

Almost Zippy-esque but not quite evil enough. Timcochet? Long winded enough.

Not a bad prospect, as tim is sometimes funny, too. But I found the character as played by Shawn somewhat endearing, which most wouldn't think tim is.

 

[bentley]

I'd like to audition for one of the ROUS roles.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'd like to audition for one of the ROUS roles.

I'll go for a shrieking eel.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'd like to audition for one of the ROUS roles.

I'll go for a shrieking eel.

 

[bostonfred]

tim's more of a humperdink. he might not be well loved, but he's reknowned for his ability to track a draft, and he's basically rape-married the entire FFA since he got here.

 

[YSR]

Foyer steak #1 just came off of the grill. As he was walking in, all I heard was, "Baby, I think I was had."

 

[Hawks64]

Leaving for Mexico City and Toluca in the morning.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Packers!

 

[bentley]

Foyer steak #1 just came off of the grill. As he was walking in, all I heard was, "Baby, I think I was had."

The first time I read this, I thought the last word had an "r" in it. Made for a more interesting quote.

 

[mr. furley]

Packers!

 

[mr. furley]

it's very important that 2 year olds take naps. no matter how advanced their negotiation skills do not let them convince you otherwise.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

it's very important that 2 year olds take naps. no matter how advanced their negotiation skills do not let them convince you otherwise.

My eventual two year old will be up with me cheering on the Packers. You are a terrible parent.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Congrats to Pack and BlackandYellow fans.

 

[mr. furley]

it's very important that 2 year olds take naps. no matter how advanced their negotiation skills do not let them convince you otherwise.

My eventual two year old will be up with me cheering on the Packers. You are a terrible parent.

oh she was up alright. she was like a hurricane on speed for 4 hours.

 

[ttiger72]

This is a great day in the history of fat people.